You have the power to bring one person back to life. So who will it be ? Pic related is my choice

President Harry S. Truman so he can continue using nuclear bombs upon Japan to remind those slant eyed fucks we don't forget or forgive

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He would have alot of explaining to do. Probably tell us that he doesn't know what youre talking about, and that he hasn't heard of The Bible.

Martin Luther King so we can finally have a real president

Epstein.

Like what restrictions? If I bring back someone who died of say a horrible disease or head gunshot wont they just die again? But prolly Hitler or Jeff Hannemann

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>person
Fucking why!? i just want to bring my dog back to life :(

Anyways, Lil Peep

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Aww cute kitten, shame about the faggot.

>bring one person back to life

the person I used to be when I was young

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A retard that mad shit music and stank of his own piss all day.

Good choice you fucking turd.

scatman john

a younger faggot?

>this

I wish I could bring muh dick back to life.
b killed it.
Pic related - the shit that killed it

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Mao Zedong so he can fuck up China again

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Also that he can't speak Spanish

If only

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Charles Manson or Hitler.

He never existed in the first place.

He stoped doing that before he died. You are fuckin retarded....

lmao Jesus FUCK, why on earth that particular specimen?

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Or any other modern language.

Because he makes me hard.

I'm not ashamed that we nuked them, but that being said I think we are even and can at least move past it right?

My grandma

Still would be cool as fuck
1.comes back and says idk what the fuck you are talking about and sends religion into a tailspin
Or
2.comes back and kicks off end times

Either way i wanna see it happen

Kill yourself commie fuck

oldfag here, I feel really bad about what happened once at a party a long time ago.
If I could bring one person back to life, I'd undo what you assholes talked me into doing.

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?
Who is that anyways

gg allen

To soon

You don't exist.

Yeah we nuked em and turned a generation of their children sterile;they exported anime and turned our kids into virgin weebs who will never have children. We are even. Hey

MLK, so we can shoot the nigger again

Charles Martel...

Marx so he could see how wonderfully his socialism is working

Hamilton so I could tell him he’s a cunt for inspiring that faggot musical.

Pic Related

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My girlfriend

I didn’t know anime pillows could die.

Moot

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m00t sold his soul to the almighty jew of Google. In return, he was granted immortality.

I feel you froggo

Steve Irwin

But he must feed....

there's to reason to not believe that there wasn't a Jesus.
there probably was, and he was charismatic and had followers.
the thing about him being son of god and raised the dead etc is another story

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michael jakson

Jesus isn't dead. He is risen.

this guy, even more Nazi than Hitler

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my fav answer so far.

this. Theres more evidence of Jesus, son of Joseph of Nazarth existing than of Julius Caesar. Thats not to say he's at all unique or special, just that there is historical record of his existence.

my humanity

Which he traded for a supply of estrogen.

why not dirlewanger then?

heydrich is more aesthetic looking

>more evidence of Jesus, son of Joseph of Nazarth existing than of Julius Caesar
There really isn't.
Jesus has some fan fiction written three centuries after the fact.
Julius Caesar literally has campaign finance records for his elections and budgets from his priest positions that show how much he embezzled for his campaign (perfectly legal at the time).

And dilation instruments.

ghandi,
the person known to be "Jesus"
or epstein so he could tell everyone what really went down that day

Can't wait until korea nukes you

>the person known to be "Jesus"
whut

Ya'll bringing back celebrities and historical figures like they'd be your friends and shit. I'd bring back a random hottie with big cans, some smokeshow from the early 80s that died too soon and doesn't have family looking for her. I'd keep her in my basement to suffer whatever abuse I chose to inflict on her. Lets say she screams loud enough for the neighbors to hear, and the cops come. I'd just kill her real quick, cops would come in, ID the body, realize this bitch has been dead since 83', four years before I was even born, theres no way I killed her, and I get off with a misdemeanor for tampering with a corpse.

biggie smalls

Plato

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>epstein so he could tell everyone what really went down
Then he immediately kills himself again.
Kind of a wasted resurrection.

Ghandi's moment in history is well over, India could frankly use a savior but the British are long gone and now have a very different relationship with India.

>epstein so he could tell everyone what really went down that day

do you really care enough to waste the god-like power of resurrection on him?

i can only imagine the Frankenstein-esque consequences that could come from raising that massive nigger from the dead.

The only person in history who actually deserves to be brought back from the dead is Chris Farley. Maybe John Candy too. And Belushi. And Rodney Dangerfield. Actually fuck Rodney Dangerfield.

The only people in history who deserve to be brought back are your favorite comedians from the 80s?

incredulous regurgitation makes my assertion no less valid.

If he didn't get killed he would not be the figure he is today

touché

Well fuck user me too

underrated

RIP GG!

youtube.com/watch?v=drbtu64726Q

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True, he'd probably gain 100 lbs and die of heart disease like every other nigger over 50.

bringing domeone back sounds tempting.
but how do we explain a resurrection and prove a person's identity?
i'd hang on the ability and see if i can bring back someone i know, just after they died.
assuming that whatever killed a person doesn't return with them.
no use bringing someone back if that 3rd stage lung cancer came right with.

What evidence

kennedy, so he can see just how far we've fallen. maybe he'll regret not ending the world in the 60s

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My second boyfriend

He wanted to die, bringing him back to life would be torture for him. Obviously not something a fan would do.

Which Korea? South Korea or Best Korea?

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reanimation

I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but there are documents stating existence of such a person.

bad choice

wtf none of you cunts made sad post like "my gf" or wife or someone from family
lifeless loser cunts

Your choice would be GG Allin? Why in the fuck would it be GG Allin?

You do realise whether you're an athiest or not that the Existence of Jesus Christ has been pretty much... Proven?

It only applies to non-fictional peoples, user.

exactly. can you imagine how pissed GG Allin would be if you resurrected him from the dead? Probably mad enough to kill himself.

Patrice Oneil

haha, I wish my gf came back from the dead. I'd put her head on my nightstand so she could watch me rape her body.

Albert Einstein

She lives in your heart. user.

We need a renaissance, man.

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Citation needed

Einstein so that he could see what the world did with his theories, how something like a side note became one of the most widely used inventions (laser, microwave) and the new theories we have now.
What we have done in space would probably be interesting for him too. He died before even sputnik was launched.

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I'd bring back George Washington so he can see how these fucking kids broke his country.

Da vinci of course literally the smartest being in recorded history

So we can kill him again and have two days off.

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Just watched the Down The Rabbit Hole about him tonight. What's that phenomenon called where you start seeing someone or something mentioned pop up everywhere?

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My fiance

tampering with a corpse is a felony

One of the most overrated "artists" ever.

This but with this guys fiance

Based

noods ?

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> Steve Irwin rises from the dead
> Media goes crazy
> People go nuts
> Becomes the messiah of environmental protection
> All over TV, adked to address the UN
> Old gootage surfaces of him making a joke about trans people
> He's killed again

He would probably overdose again 10 min after you bring him back to life kek

How do you even make a joke about trans people when they're a complete and utter joke already?

i will fucking eviscerate anyone who tries to lay a finger on that man

Feed all of them to fucking crocodiles, i say.

Our society miss a G.G. Allin

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Psychological warfare at its finest

This guy

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Overdose? Wasn't it a bad batch of Xanax containing Fentany?

So the cops aren't going to notice a freshly murdered corpse? Kek they're gonna be like oh nah she died in 83 my guy you're good, not to mention they have all the technology to show you just murdered her.

The radical left would be able to handle him and either re-assassinate or just completely ignore him

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Nikola tesla so he could fuck more pigeons kek nah I'd get that poor man a fucken hooker

Fagot may he rot in hell

Picks tupac, nothing happens

No it hasn't kek

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We're bringing people back from the dead here - nobody said we're reversing decomposition as well. If you suffocate a reanimated corpse, no cop is going to look at body showing 40 years of underground decomposition and think "hey, this bitch was probably just murdered a few minutes ago"

He was still a junkie was bound to happen sooner or later.

they'll just kill him again lol

fuck that, i'd plead down, probably wouldn't even get jail time. I'm white btw

if jesus wasnt real then christianity wouldnt exist. am i really misunderstanding something or is there some big reason why he supposedly didnt exist?

That would be a skeleton then...you can go fuck a skeleton right now if you wanted to.

>Officer 1: "Blonde female, about 5'6", great cans, says here she died in '83"
>Officer 2: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
>Officer 1: "Textbook case of reanimated corpse suffocated minutes prior to our arrival"
>Officer 2: "Get the technology."

what do you mean, "if"?

He’s a socialist m8

No records of him at all until after he was dead, Google it I don't feel like educating some Faggot on Cred Forums.

i'm on the side that says Jesus was a real man at some point, regardless of his supposed divinity, but you've posited some truly retarded nonsense.

As you should.
He wouldn't even be likely to joke about trans, he's way to live-and-let-live.

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Problem officer?

>until after he was dead
Until LONG after he was "dead".

Yea I believe it was 40 or 50 years after his supposed death. All of a sudden they were like oh yea guys there was some fucken guy moonwalking on water and turning fucken water into jager bombs, but he's dead now so no you can't see it for your own eyes just trust me bro. Also no records of him in place where they kept the best records of that time.

John Lennon

Half the disciples are unknown too, despite having huge stories about them before and after.
Some of them are documented and a couple of disciples are known to be real but several of them are also so far apart that they couldn't have ever met.
So they're just various priests who were written up as disciples after they were dead and couldn't say otherwise.

Nobody, stay dead. No reason to die twice.

There's bound to be somebody who's a big enough cunt to deserve dying twice.

What happened?
-A Newfag

It's too soon to talk about it but Cred Forums went way too far. And that's not the pic that gets posted so user isn't reposting.

My Brother

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A shitty joke. This girls supposedly dead (although she isn't, not only does she change positions between pictures but you can tell by her stomach that she's breathing). So now Ave for fuck knows how many years, whenever someone posts the picture a bunch of retards reply "Too soon" so they can feel like they're in on a super special joke.

come back we need class analysis

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Too soon, you fagit

This is the man with the plan.