Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

vchan ha never posted tits, so dont waste your breath. she does post pics sometimes but hasnt since she gotted knocked up

so i was eating at your restaurant you work at and i got sick from some bad sushi. do you think they will give me my money back? kinda sucks, not sure why you work there

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my sister caught me getting head fom my gf, we locked eyes as i was cumming. i freaked out and threw a pillow at here. now i cant talk to her, wtf do i do, its been like 3 weeks

Me (m 29) and my wife (f 30) are not having a lot of sex. actually its more like 2 or 3 times a month. we've been tighter for 9 years and things started cooling off around 2 years ago. im pretty sure (even though you're probably not gonna believe) that she's not cheating on me. she also had a boob job that left some scars which never really disappeared. so I know that she feels insecure about her body. despite that she's actually very hot with nice boobs/ass and when we fuck its amazing. we do not have unique fetishes and she doesn't let me fuck her in the ass but she sucks and let me cum wherever I want.

im wondering what can I do to fuck more.

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i heard you shouldnt have sex because the baby may come out to be a whore

Femanons, what do You thinks of reverse cone men? Men that work out more lower body than upper. Like, soccer players.

post her tits here and find a sidepiece

oh sorry my mistake. i will go kill myselff now since you told me im a liar

when waas the last time you fucked, sucked and swallowewd

my gf of 2 months wont have sex with me. she still has sex with her ex because she said she needed to get some and didnt feel comfortable with me yet. i should get out now shouldn't i?

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so i was having a 3some with my gf and her friend and i think i must have enjoyed the friend too much because now my gf has been in a shitty mood for the last 2 days. i dont want to bring it up and make her thinbk i liked it just in case but she wont tell me whats wrong. she keeps saying nothing. what should i do

what would you do if one of your ex bfs became famous and was telling a story about a bad sex expericen in one of those interviews and it was you that he decided to talk aabout?

I still have taken a few selfies recently

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why do girls say they dont like anal when clearly they love it? i had a few ex GF that loved anal but my new GF says she doenst like it but never tried it with me

any selfies that show the bump?

haha where in the batroom where you masturbating? like did she come in to you spread eagle nude on the floor? hahaha serves her irght

Thanks for the picture.

im a femanon vchan, if i post my tits would you rate them?

my gf wont let me face fuck her, any tips to get her to open up to the idea

do girls really allow guys to come on their faces? or is that a porn meme

what does girl cum taste like

can cum stain car seats?

Lol well that holds no scientific basis lol

Ok see ya user

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Probably bait but yes...lol leave

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so i was fapping to some porn and came acros a video im 99.9% sure is my mom from before she had me. its just her dancing and stripping but the quality sucks because it looks like its from a tape. WTF do i do? do i ask her? no keep quiet

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but the 3some was her fricken idea! she promised me it would be fun. so basically we cannot return from this

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so i was dared by a group of guys im friends with, 5, to let them cum in my mouth all in a row. i wont have to touch them, they will jerk off. should i do this? any reason not to? i dont want to seem like a pussy to them, but i also dont want to seem like a whore. im a chick BTW

you high? you used the same link for a few of them

Does ~Anna still post?

i havent seen her in any of the threads ive been in the last 3 months. but she was annoying anyway. she liked a terrorist and thought hew was a great guy because he fucked her good.

Nah just keep quiet lol

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so i want to lost my virginity and i cant get a GF. do you think paying for sex is a good option for me?

P..please let me see titties..

Anything that extreme, cone or reverse cone, isn't great.

I do love a dude with meaty thighs though!

If this is legit i'm guessing you are pretty young ...

Point is, if they try to convice you to do this, they are NOT friends. They are just trying to abuse you.

damn you were mean to the 3some guy. just cause you couldnt handle being spit roasted.

I already regret doing this.

Try to make it about her. Give her a pillow to rest her head against, run your fingers through her hair, and don't gag her unless she's into that.

Yes. Cum stains a lot of dark fabric, but it's not impossible to clean most of it.

You'll probably have to expect more of this kind of stuff in the future, and you'll almost definitely be treated like a whore.

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Wtf? Ah shit man. Maybe I'm not hitting the copy button right...ugh

im 19 and why do you think they arent friends? everyone in college fucks friends now a days. honestly i know more people that just have sex with friends then actual bf/gf couples. and they arent convincing me to do it they dared me, its a game we play. i have a few days to decide. im just not sure if i should or not, but they arent forcing me to. i just wanted vchans take on it since shes pretty good with advise, she gave me some a few months ago.

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I can’t tell if I like these or not. You sure you aren’t on HRT? Some labial verification would really help.

why do i have to expect more of that stuff in the future? and i will be treated like a whore in general or you mean if i go through with it?

Oof. Those are fucking pretty. I just popped a stiffy!

Puffy nips are fun to nibble on.

so how do i get cum out? i got a HJ in my dads car and some got on the seat and i have to return it to him ina few hours

I havent seen her in a while :/

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nice tits, more? or vag?

pennies.

speak for yourself, i love anal and im a chick who is normal and have no mental issues. you just didnt do it right and didnt use lube or something

9/10 women who get boob jobs cheat on their husband

Do it. You could use more protein in your diet.

Did it right. I'm not a retarded child. I know how to put a dick in my ass. It still doesnt feel good

so you have taken a load before on a dare? you really think they will treat me like a whore after? I guess i wont do it. thanks for your take. how do i tell them no without seeming like a bitch

you didnt do it right if it hurt and didnt feel amazing., i literally will cum from anal in 3p seconds

So if I’ve been friend zoned, am I fucked? Also, how do I get her to like me?

more? also how do i ask my gf for a bj? weve been dating for like 3 weeks now and havent done anything but i dont want to seem like a perv

vchan said not to and madea good ppoint

OP you leav already?

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I'm not comfortable showing my pussy, sorry. Besides being skittish, it's kind of a rat's nest right now, and in the best case scenario that I do some sort of spread, I'd get real sad if someone made fun of me.

I meant if you go through with it, but if you're sexually open and nonchalant about who you sleep with, it doesn't really matter too much.

Once you show yourself as open to swallowing five guy's cum, burger joint puns aside, you set an expectation of being alright with swallowing any which one of their cum. I imagine each one of them might expect more sex acts from the future. At the very least, they'll talk about it with eachother, and they might prompt you to do it again.

Thank you!

Put a little bit of laundry detergent and water on a rag, and rub vigorously against the spot where she rubbed you vigorously.

That kinda depends on the nature of the relationship. If you don't already, a lot of kissing - not just on the mouth, but along the neck and collarbone is a great way to work a girl up for other stuff, it's the sort of thing you gotta play by ear. Giving her head first might be a good way to make her feel like she owes you a BJ.

Just writing long responses and wondering if I should take more pictures/what I would take pictures of, sorry.

What’s the difference between compassionate hugging and unwanted hugging?

ok you really make me feel bad for evenm considering it. im literlly crying now, im sorry. i just thought it was normal but now i fel like im trash. ive already fucked one on a dare and gave another a bj but i guess im just a stupid whore

Do u have a bobs and vegena

No one would make fun, we love pink. Plus aren’t you a natural red? Love that stuff, it’s a delicacy.

well if your up for more pics, tits outside would be hot AF. but for question, do you like giving bjs? and do you spit or swallow? and advise, whats the best way to ask a girl on a date these days without seeming creepy

if you have to ask its unwanted. basically never hug a girl unless you ask persmisson and preferablby on tape becuase she will come back around and sue you or tell HR and you will lose your job

what do you want to take pics of?

what does cum taste like

ever make a sex tape? has anyone ever seen it?

whart should we call you? the girl who made this thread is vchan because she was a virgin when she started posting about sex. you need a name so we can know you

friend zoned, either be bold and tell her that you want to be more than that or just move on, don't bother wasting time on something that's not going to be.

been there for about 4 years, woke up one day to realise she wasn't interested and really couldn't care about me, fucked her off, havsn't spoken to her in 10 years but in a good relationship of about 6 years now.

stay strong user

femanon here, why do you guys make the same thread and pretend your girls? vchan is clealy a guy making a female voice, thats why she "never posts tits". ive seen a real girl answer questrions like 3 times out of 10000 threads a day this is

when you coming out as trans like niki tuturials did?

boobs or go

please keep posting tits? or ass if your not up for vag?

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fuck you, if i make my own thread i will but im not posting my tits in here. you do not demand asshole

breasts or abscond

I’m starting to think vchan has a wiener.

OP, I've been told to be successful with sleeping with women is to mainly stop giving a shit and stop putting pussy on a pedestal. I am curious to see what your take is on this and if you have any pointers from a female perspective. Thanks.

People are retarded
either they true believe it a girl and want to talk shit
or
they know it not but they want to believe so they can tell themselves they talk to a girl online and dream of the off chance they can see tits
>highkey I only on chan for titties also

Tits or gtfo

Imstill here but I'm not the person showing their tits

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Yep

You're getting another femanon mixed up with me

Don't let people define you. If you wanna be chill about sex, be chill about sex! That's completely fine if you're safe!

Just know that being open to some things gives people ideas of what to expect in the future, that's all. Suck all their dicks, say you're a bottomless eater at Five Guys, whatever. It doesn't take away from whatever you do in the future!

Unless you get pregnant, or a very serious STD. But those are avoidable.

Brunette, actually. I'm thinking about it..

I love giving BJs, and I always swallow barring that one time I ended up puking all over my fuckin' couch. That detergent and water thing helped, though.

I did very few dates outside of already established relationships, and that was mainly with people I was really unsure about. Hobbies brought me with people, and we got close as friends before dating or sex happened. If yours is the date first method, I suggest going with her on something she might already like to do - a concert for an artist she likes, asking if she wants to get a bite to eat at this restaurant, stuff like that.

Ass and tits.

The smell of a guy condensed into liquid form, plus a bit of salt and sweat/

A few for my exes, yeah.

Gosh, that's hard. I'll try thinking of something, but I'll take suggestions for nicknames, if you guys got any ideas.

Stepping away a sec to try and take another pic or two. Sorry if my photos aren't great, I don't usually do this sort of stuff.

What's your favorite scary movie?

Femanon, not too long ago I asked you a question regarding a girl I was talking to who is 10 years younger (I'm 33) and her suddenly not talking to me anymore. You mentioned the possibility of someone coming in/back to her life. My question is, could it have been something that I did?

nonce

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Nope. I'm pregnant lmfao last I checked even mentally I'll men cant get pregnant lol

John Carpenter's The Thing is my favorite movie of all time. It combines body horror and murder mystery, some of my favorite stuff.

Is Bunny a stupid nickname? Pic related.

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Tranny

What's the best mens fragrance? You have any favorites? What fragrance gets your taco wet?

would really like to see the rats nest between your legs right now

What is with these pleddit fags doing that gay ass age and gender shit. So fucking annoying. Kys

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So when your sister walked in on you masturbating, if she just started going down on you, would you have let her finish?

Sauce?

These are tranny tits. Ive seen enough on this site to spot them but Im not complaining though cause i think hrt bewbs are cute in general

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Perhaps you made the mistake of spraying the perfume on your butthole, that's why it smelled different on you. You're really not supposed to do that.

That's a stupid question

Are you the girl with the mexican bf? If so explain how he got you. Need lessons on how to get a white gf. I think white women are goddesses. Help

agree, user

I know right. I mean of course you would have. Duh!

Do g-strings and thongs hurt your butthole?

pros and cons of being pregnant?

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How do I get girls to stop using me for my weiner

movie moment that's doomed to make you tear up?

~Anna~ might not be part of these threads anymore being what's going on with her personally lately

Ok though, still explain how he got you. i need a white goddess. How did you deal with his family who speaks spanish. Is it awkward for you, do you feel left out when youre with them.

And what's going on with her personally lately?

I'm not.. I've slept with a few transgender people, though. I think they're pretty hot, personally. Low sperm count means less chance of pregnancy, softer skin is a nice change from the rough-hand guys I've slept with, and it's pretty much the only chances I get to really be dom with someone with a dick, because eeeevery dude wants to be rough and tough and leave bruises.

I'm just out of shape, ugly and lately unemployed.

I think you're thinking somebody else, but I did have a Mexican bf who was a complete scumlord. He was a guy in our mutual group of friends, and he jumped on a niche fetish I have, and I had low enough self esteem to just roll with it. Mexican guys aren't bad, he was just a piece of shit.

I would say if your household that could hold a family reunion without driving, and some of that family might cramp your style, putting yourself out there would help.

After a few hours of doing anything more strenuous than walking, yes. If I'm just sitting around or walking around, they're fine. I might be biased though, because I like butt stuff a whole lot.

Technically speaking, a chastity belt would work.

When any of the Jobros die, I start sobbing immediately.

Not really...just bothers...feels like a constant wedgie

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>You got the Qs and they got the As!

at what age is little girl able to get wet caused by excitement?

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Possibly having a type of blood cancer & cutting herself due to not taking her medications talked to her just last night

Suck my dick OP

I’m going to ask an ex or friend to let me fuck them for cash how much should I offer

Mufasas death still gets me.

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tree fiddy!

Do you femanons of /b get together at like a coffee shop and hang out?
Not that i care, but like, do you ever talk about me?

We don't meet in person no just via shit like discord or whatever, and no we don't talk bout you

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Any Femanons besides vchan and psycho bitch:

Ever had sex with a girl? When was the last tine?

Good thing I'm literally the opposite. Guess that's why I got married lol

Nah

Would you rather suck on a girls tits for 10 minutes, or lick a girls vag for 2 minutes?
Because you have to........for some reason.

have you had any Extramarital Affair or thought about it?

Not what I expected when clicking this shit. Did Cred Forums evolve? Into this sadness?

Look it's Anna the afterschool attention whore.... again.

Did you get lost on your way to the Disney channel?

Anna and vchan are different

tits or gtfo

Yeah, lots. I'm actually kind of a lesbian right now, my girlfriend took the first picture I posted. I say "kind of" because I still like guys a lot.

She ate me out yesterday morning because I wanted to sleep in and took that as free game.

I'd rather eat a girl out. I like making other girls cum, especially girls who insist they're straight. So hot to watch the inner thoughts just play over their face when you get them to the edge.

The 12 year old has arrived

Now how would you get a girl who insists she is straight into bed in the first place?

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lol theres no girls in the internet xD

no women on this website faggot

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would you prefer a scalp massage or a foot massage? asking for my pregnant girlfriend.

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Answer my question bitch!

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Bump for porn

Theres plenty

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Foot definitly.
Since being pregnant my feet do tend to hurt if I'm on them for too long

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Holy shit vchan you're so pretty!

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Lol well I'm a ginger so that's not even in the ballpark haha

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my girlfriend keeps asking me to hold her hands over her head. i'm ok to do it, but as a woman, what's the appeal?

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It depends! For my current girlfriend, she's really conservative from South Carolina. I babysat her while she was trying out mushrooms, and I kept getting her attention when she started acting loopy by going "young lady" in a really tough voice, and it really turned her on because it's what her ex boyfriend used to do.

With rando girls, it's easy when there's substances and/or a party involved, or just being very modest and saying something earnestly like "Sorry if this is unwanted, but you're very pretty".

With girls that you're looking for more with, it's an investment of getting them used to the idea of seeing themselves with another woman and an emphasis on an emotional connection.

Foot massage, no contest.

It pushes your tits out, kinda like when people ask if you can touch your elbows behind your back.

anal rape you dumb whore!

okay yea i understand, so this is just my thoughts not saying its gods words, i think you are very faitfull and will probaly not cheat, but you are gona get cheated on 60% sure of it cause in a relationship there are give and take it cant be sugar 24/7 cause right now your husban is getting the tast of sugar without salt, but the day you decide to stop your full loving, your man is gonna feel it hard harder than it would have been if your relationship was a 50% give and take.

i dont know if that made sense but thats how i see it

BTW are you homophobic casuse the way you said Gay to the guy above gives that feeling..

is there ways i can tell if a girl likes me when all of our interactions are currently online?

Any femanon can answer this. What are your opinions on cuckolding. As a cuck myself into it. Why arent more girls into it. Youre allowed to sleep with as many guys as you want. Makes perfect sense for girls to like it but i just dont see it as big

OR you feel underrated, you feel not pretty and clings to what good is in your life in the moment.

if she clingls that mean she is into you, online is hard to tell but thats one way to ID the feeling of being into you.

Are you an extra from Crossed? You kinda give off that "completely forgettable" vibe.

Does she go out of her way to talk to you?
Does she talk about you to people, or on social media?
Do you have conversations, or is it short and without depth?
If you've been talking for a while, has either of you brought up meeting in person? Was her reception to that warm or excited at all?

I think it's hot, but my problem lately is that there's not a lot of people I know that I want to have sex with. Or people that my girlfriend would be comfortable watching me have sex with.

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what's your favorite spots when making out? my gf seems to like neck and ear play.

>Does she go out of her way to talk to you?
>Does she talk about you to people, or on social media?
>Do you have conversations, or is it short and without depth?
>If you've been talking for a while, has either of you brought up meeting in person? Was her reception to that warm or excited at all?
>if she clingls that mean she is into you, online is hard to tell but thats one way to ID the feeling of being into you.

She's in school so she doesn't have a ton of time to talk or cling to me. She does sometimes go out of her way to make time to hang out together to the point where she falls asleep while watching a show, or her staying up too late for her class the next day. Most of our conversations are short but both of us are introverted so its not too weird. We have some in depth conversations about stuff that comes up. She doesnt talk about me to other people or on social media. Haven't brought up meeting in person yet, but overall reception of talking is very warm, even the silent periods we sometimes have we both have said after hanging out didnt feel awkward at all like it was natural

I think she likes you. You should ask if she was ever interested in you.

If she's underage, though, I suggest leaving her alone.

you said it was online only...
anyways i guess she is into you cause she hangs out, spend time together
its hard to tell i mena you got to know her behaviour befoure you and then compare if you see time is being alocated to you more and more then yea but if you are just there whenever then i guess not

Its very hard to tell when you donnt meet the person in IRL

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Nah I feel pretty attractive.
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college school, and i guess i left out that we met on tinder and this is kinda where we are. Do people just ask if they are interested in more, how would you, and how does it become more like what do i do if it becomes more?

>you said it was online only...
yeah she is in college a decent ways away and us hanging out or talking is online.

>As always tits not required

Where am I?

I have a femanon friend who keeps trying to make plans but always cancels. She still keeps sociable with me is she afraid of commitment or fuckin' around?

Okay, whew.

If you met on Tinder, that's a good basis of possibly being interested in one another, cause it's a dating app. It wouldn't be weird to just ask, in that case. As for the nuance of some stuff to say, well, it depends on the girl.

"Hey, I really like spending time with you. Would you wanna go out with me?"

If she's more of a casual person or talked about sleeping with people carelessly before, asking if she'd be up for a visit could lead to sex. Especially if she seems excited by the idea.

As for what to do if it becomes more, enjoy whatever comes! A friend with benefits, a relationship, just try to make it work if it's worth it to you to make it work.

If she consistently always cancels and she never delivers, she might be fuckin' around and might not be worth your time. If she does come through every now and again, she just might be busy, and it's a personal call if you wanna deal with it or not.

I think I'm gonna peace out in a little bit. Gotta pick up bunny food.

sharpie in pooper

good morning Julia

I love ymh!

Girl you are just a hoe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what advice would you give a single guy.