>nondescript money ^Didn't end well for the guy in the leprechaun movie
I beg you to pray for $100,000 of untraceable and legal Canadian currency to be deposited into my savings account this coming Tuesday at 5pm EST from an anonymous source that will never be questioned, without anyone knowing about the event except for myself and the bank. Glory to the Great TO.
Give me a positive superpower. Something out of human reach. I let you choose which one
I influence the present, not the future. Besides, I would have to convince someone to transfer that amount of money, which would definitely be harmful to him. And this is against my nature. I am not a demon.
I apologize, I am ignorant to the rules of this interaction. But that is a respectful power, I bow to you and your lord. It is my birthday tomorrow. May you pray to ensure this cake in the oven ends up tasting as good as the best cake I've ever had?
Probably should keep going, you'll find it eventually. Good things come to those with patience.
oh. You must give me the time when you start eating cake. I will give away a piece of myself especially so that it will be the best cake in your life and that all your birthday wishes will come true! Don't forget about candles!
>Those trip 1s too You are far too generous, and I thank you very much, but please do not give up anything for me as the world can use a wholly good and physically/spiritually whole as yourself. But I will be eating the cake in about 2 hours when it cools down.
but I need to know more about what time it will be
as for trips - if my special wish comes true, never see me again. Because I don't know if I can or will remember who I am.
There’s this qt I’ve met a couple times. She actually makes me want to do things & not just sit on my ass all day.
a bit silly calling out a relegion like that. also i don't think it's smart for you to try and use any powers you think you have in the slightest for bad, it usually makes you pay the price for the pain twice... but i'm just a king after all, it's up to you to decide if one should listen or not...
a simple man knows he is simple. i know more too... btw you weren't right with the jew part, wanna play again with another geuss? if you fail that we can just play dice or backgammon, maybe chess. be precise with your answer and i might open us a bottle of good wine... or do you frownupon a company of a king in your court?
an apolegy, i am getting old, ill tell the maid to fetch that bottle of wine... i am offended speaker of to, telling me i'm not taking something? i take everything out of every second the wheel spins before i fall from my throne. and telling me i'm pretending, I AM A KING, my land is not vast but i take care of the land, and of the people in my land. and if you have any powers you can at least sense the smell of the wine from the year 2014, smoked cheese, the dice and backgammon board waiting for us set at the table. very well, i'll tell the servents to leave the bottle in it's place
some tea and a talk can be offred if you wish to learn from me... also, never try and scare me, i have seen hell and i count as dead, you are the last to say anything as i have been fucked by much greater powers in the past
why is that? don't you like good tea? we can heat up the pot and make some earl gray, assorted salted nuts shall be served near it, don't tell anyone but the pistachios are my favorite, you have to get trough the shell to get to the core. but perhaps you are not even interested anymore? but i know it gets lonely, and clock is ticking for you, i am leaving you alive and offering you company. you should cherish me like a diamond with those acts, so decide if you want that tea before i drift to sleep, i'm not as young as i used to be you know...
sadly we wasted too much time, my bones grow tired now... but you shall keep coming for your servings and ill meet you again soon, perhaps even a small meal will be prepared with the tea when we actually get down for it the next time. i'lljust send you some comfort from my tired bones in the meantime, it's better then drugs sometimes... good night people.