I just farted. It was awesome. It also smells really bad. I love basking in my own stink

I just farted. It was awesome. It also smells really bad. I love basking in my own stink.

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I hate being able to relate to this.

Did you also laugh at the sound? If not you're living your life incorrectly.

It's alright, you're among friends here.
I did! I'm sitting here alone in my room and I farted, and it seriously made me laugh. I do that fairly often. The way I look at it? FREE HUMOR, ya know?

I fart protein supplements and muscle milk, then I make little op fags like yourself eat them. One time I took a shit and my muscle turd had veins.

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You feel better user?

God did one thing correct when he made the human asshole make that glorious sound.

same.

what about girls u like?

yeah sure we can all say we'd fuck this do that

but would you eat a log of her shit?

the more i learn about the love the more i learn about the loving and what love is. the more i can learn the more i can love the more i love the more willing i am to not not eat an entire log of her shit so long as i got to eat it out of her ass-to-mouth just to have contact with her.

thats love man.

thats love.

if id do that. id sure as fuck do anything and all the classically "good" stuff

i really am not intending this message to go to some parts of this potential audiance please ignore im just kidding cause id never have to do that. just that i want to suck on her entire body including her ass like its a popsicle forever. at worse her body weights like what, 1% shit?

THAT aside, see how easy it is to sit her in my lap and have her fart on my dick and it be aint no thang now? hegel bitches.dealwithit

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Buddy...
You've gone a bit far...

> relatable thread is relatable uwu

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