YLYL hardcore edition

YLYL hardcore edition

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Anybody what some neanderthal brains?! I hear this guy had a 170 IQ!

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Look at these monkies go!

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is that the same guy, if so... Epic

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fuck off randy

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such a gentleman

lmao wut

kek'd so hard at this... some butthurt liberal thought they were clever by swapping "left" for "right" even though he's dressed in obvious commie clothes.

roasties are delusional

>Hey anons! I'm MayoMan! I'm going to show racist whitoids their near future.

>Watch closely or you'll miss the trick!

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kek

fuck off niggerloving nigger

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>TADA!

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What do you mean? I'm just showing a different kind of niggers.

Russian Cred Forums at work. Good job, boys.
Also, your "YLYL hardcore" is shit. Try harder.
Let's try again for a proper ylyl nigger hate edition.
Observe.

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All I noticed is that black women don't live to see 70, and 90 year old white dudes off themselves a lot.

Makes sense though, if you're 80, body isn't functioning right, always in pain, ect. You might off yourself

Not the same neanderthals sadly. Just some german ubermencsh beating a dog because his ex broke up with him, and some slavboi getting his shit pushed in.

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youtu.be/9JfvKeG5pu8

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I dont think you like black people very much. But that's just a hunch I have.

wtf I love Greta now. I support this girl's agenda and would like to subscribe to her newsletter, and I would also like to invade her vagine with my pene.

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Either you really love retelling this story, or this is fake / not your story or both.

Try more funny.

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>when you try to kill yourself but you still live.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNABIT

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Face period?

It's all good, bro, and all will be well in the end. You are not alone, and you will see. Sometimes I think about offing myself, but then I remember that then I wouldn't get to see the new war, which brings me right back, because I want to see that shit, and hopefully participate, and if I'm really lucky, help to precipitate. Stay strong, Cred Forumsro, and you will see.

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Disprove this. Because in Africa. Their originating country, is still very much like this

Based cunt
Fuck China

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That's just a rich chink preparing dinner, that's all. Poor chinks aren't allowed guns for some reason.

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Fucking Randy.

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rofl the black female line just fucking sputters and then stops
Wonder how future humans will relate morbid obesity, drug use, inactivity, and other bad life choices to suicide. Is it more like a heroin addict ODing? They did kill themselves, but not entirely intentionally.

Whites can sometimes be niggers, but that ain't one, son.

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I disagree

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I'm totally okay with the term glacier ape, just as I am with the term snow nigger, because honestly, those terms sound pretty awesome, unlike the terms chink, gook, slope-head, nigger, ape, or monkey. Crazy, I know.

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you forgot spic

Serious question: Why would anyone in their right mind like black people, generally? Are you retarded?

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lolniggers tho...

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>right
>lefty garb
>lefty mental disorder
I lost.

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You know times are good, when neaderthals are committing sepuku.

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Good riddance

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this

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I'm up in Canuckistan. Mexicans are still rare here. For the moment.

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Clearly this guy votes democrat. Why do modern day democratic voters all have this uncanny valley look about them. Like look at them! They are like extraterrestrials attempting to make humanish looking THINGS to walk among us but they can't figure out what to do with their genitals so they stuff them in kids or the same looking sex. And they all vote democrat.

I don't know how the democratic voters of just a few years ago can stand voting along side these creatures. They make red neck sister fucking swamp dwellers that vote republican look beautiful. Jesus, light my fucking hair on fire, this guy looks inhuman! Stove his cunt skull in with a sledge hammer before he votes for the SJW party!

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How dare you!

Lmao this is actually what communists believe, that is pretty fucking funny, especially the part where the national socialist is supporting capitalism.

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>6 year old

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White people have reality, and we have a dream, too.

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‘White people’? You mean Mediterranean people.

filthy thieving rapist nigger POS should all be culled like the vermin they are

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>When you go full Mayo

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNABIT!

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I would dearly love to prang her, but that might involve marriage, and I'm not sure if I could deal with this in 20 years.

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FUCK OFF RANDY

What you mean the fact hes being kept alive by medical science despite the fact he has sustained severe injuries?

>When you decided being "superior" isn't all that fun


CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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severe injuries that were self-inflicted KEK.

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niggers = flyfood

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>My wife devorde me so imma kill myself

Too bad he missed that neanderthal brain

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No need to get so excited, son. Subspecies cull themselves every day, and all you have to do is be patient.

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Time for another cull of dirty, stinking, thieving niggers. It's not like they're human beings after-all...

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>Be Neadernigger
>Cutoff own dick for girl

Thank god they're dying out.

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God...so retarded

>be superior whitoid
>know I'm actually trash
>know my races power is gone
>always want to kill myself deep down
>finally try to do it
>still live

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNABIT

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Got to admit, though, that's some pretty good reconstructive surgery. Serves him right though for only eating a 9mm.

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Pretty hard to argue with that headline.

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Nice, the real one! Btw that area in which she died is now totally lost to niggers/sand-niggers

>woe is me, I've discovered my habits are degenerate

Where is this from? Looks amazing

I think you mean "subhumans", and yeh, they do a good job of killing one-another. but that's no reason we can't help them along to extinction.

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On the plus side, he wound up looking more Slavic than Levantine, and the gunshot cleared that whole unibrow thing right up. Win, Win, I would say.

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>bro us whites are so superior bro
>like if someone told me to kill myself I wouldn't do it I love being white!
>What?!
>It's not 1945 anymore?
>........

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNABIT

>!

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Nothing a nuke can't clean-up.

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now thats a man

Why'd he murder the guy?

Lol, I traffic fentanyl into the black community just for the fun of it.
I can't even keep track off all the OD's.

>help them along with extinction
Kek try not to beat them there.

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Just be patient, and all will be well. The best thing for whites to do is to just stop helping them, and they will bring themselves under control in short order.

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shame niggers don't get a chance to suicide before they're killed by their fellow porchmonkeys
>violent animals belong in the jungle

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greeks and romans were brown

You misspell in almost every post.
Are you black perhaps?

Fuck off Randy

Whitoid's don't belong anywhere on this planet. Seems like a lot of your kind agrees

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Patience be damned. Killing niggers is fun, like hunting any kind of vermin is fun.
>kek'd at "Famine Force"

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No, but half of these aren't even me

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Nigger-danger the new Yaeger!

Imagined being this cuck when even at your last moment and being analled by a street pole.

lmao look at all the blood gushing from his neanderthal brain. I gotta hand it to whitoids, they sure know how to put on a show!

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Euros are surrounded by Africans and slavs damn that sucks

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Why so buttmad tho' niggerboy?
>niggers can't meme
Or are you that sad little microdicked slope cuck that posts all the blacked porn?
>Go die a virgin

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I wanna hire whoever filmed this for my grandson's graduation. I wanna be able to relive every single moment.

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Stop being so racist user I bet next you'll point out that black countries that have been colonies are distinctly better off than black countries that were never colonies

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E

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He’s got coomer eyes and hair

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I don't disagree, but unfortunately we're not allowed to kill all vermin right now. Once the war with China kicks off, then the rules will be relaxed. Just be patient. If you can't learn to be patient, you can't be in the club.

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Delusional neanderthal is delusional. Try some warm milk. I hear it stops the seething.

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Fuck off randy

He should've shot that stupid bitch.

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>neanderthal..
>nead

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You know how many sexes you can have for $1000?

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Your doing God's work user. Carry on you beautiful creature.

Weren't blacks found to be homo antecessor. They were cannibalistic and ate dung. I'd rather be descended from an intelligent ape who could build tools than one who ate it's young and couldn't build tools.

Where's ur skis chalky white?

Nigger.

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Will do but the Chinese will have to find some new analogues soon to avid a customs shit show.
Also looking at certain RC's that can be quite effective

Felons can't vote, shitdick! Besides, he'd vote Trump in a heartbeat.

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This is a true Cred Forumstard. Take notes newfags

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That is actually amazing what's the story?

Why? Dems are trying to legalize cp. Trump isn't, seems like that would be counter productive to him.

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The resemblance is uncunny... uncanny.

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You keep posting mental illness and claiming it to be racially or culturally relevant. Are you actually this stupid?

Holy fuck it's Terry

kek it's a match.

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Even for Cred Forums this is one of the gayest stories ive ever heard. Theres no point to this story, and its not even funny. Two thumbs down.

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remember where you are

TERRY! I love terry he's the OG mayoboi who knew how to finish things. I guess you can say, his mother TRAINED him right.

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Okay, I chuckled.

I love how the best niggers can come up with is mayoboi lol. We have the word nigger you're going to have to beat that.

1000 hours in paint .exe

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>be mayoboi
>want wace war
>go to niggerville and get headshotted

KEK

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Shut up, libtard.

Fuck...this motherfucker chubbed it at the end

>for the coom threads

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His face went from white to red real fast!

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Is this a "white" guy now?
Was Pedophile prophet Mohammed white?

A-A Ron Balackey

His own compiler, pretty amazing

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This is the equivalent of Obama's
>I'll end the war in the middle east
>ooops I drone striked a bunch of kids

I lost

Still

Kek Obama is a chroni nigger that betrayed his country.

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Why are you using an Asian city to depict white people today?

>seething

Ey there it is.

Where can I donate funds for the cause

Hardest erection you'll ever get is when you die user

That was one of their funniest bits, I feel.

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no its not the same guy. Guy on the right was caught vandalizing a Russian's business so the business owner took matters into his own hands.

Fucking dumbass rednecks

Blackened

>picking up on my typing habits

Awww I have an admirer

>vandalizing a Russian's business
This is always a bad idea, I feel. Just my opinion.

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The sports one is forced and doesn't fit. Also maybe try learning an instrument or developing a skill or hobby.
>oh man people dint want to sit around and do nothing with me. Woe is me. What unfun nazis
Also here's the liberal version
>not diverse enough
>male power fantasy
>that's not vegan/gluten free
>rape culture
>man child culture
>patriarchy culture
>rape culture/ women exploitation
>not diverse enough/culture appropriation
So let me ask you. What DO you do for fun?

Newsflash....racists aren't too bright.

look, if you watch "dream deceivers", you CAN hear a muffled "do it" pretty clearly despite the judge not hearing it. it's on youtube but there's a slightly longer version with a few unimportant scenes missing that basically show what life was like at the time in nevada for 20-somethings.

>filename
But these people are hispanic

That's russia or the Ukraine or one of those backwards R countries.
Might as well call Jews white while you're at it

Fuck Off Randy.

I thought you guys didnt like cops?
Also how is this even an insult to white people? It's just police doing their job. I see no issue here

Mmm cunny

GET READY BOYS. I'M ABOUT TO CHOP UP SOME FRESH NEANDERTHAL.

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Is it really that hard to find white males causing crime on video? Why do you keep using other races?
Or are you too racist to notice a difference?

>Romans
>White

Cope harder Cred Forumstard

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you dumbass its a pasta

fuck off randy you greasy bastard

Lmao the way he just runs off.

Kek I've only posted 3 times in this thread. After 8 years posting here, yes I'm racist. Kill yourself.

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These people were asian.
Bud I think you might actually be colored blind. Memes and shit aside. What you're doing isnt working because like 1 in 4 Webms are actually white people. The rest are mix of Hispanic Asian and middle eastern.
There are plenty of redneck videos out there. So I feel like you're only grabbing what's posted to Cred Forums and then renaming them. But it's not working, because you cant see shit. Just use google and search "red neck fight" or cop chase or other variations.
The whitetoid shits good. Just put it on some actual white people.
You're coming of a retard right now.

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um? he's a leftist? (commie beret)

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anyone know how that happened?

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What's the real story though?

>black
>people
Image went full retard.

Some cartel shit kek

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Why the fuck are you telling how long you've been here?

Well I'd say he fell on the poll

>muh dog
Fuck these dog fuckers and their hate.

Filename made me laff

Feel bad for her but she's a milf

Nigger detected. Go back to Africa,Tyrone.

Why do black people sucker punch.
I know theres nothing inherently wrong with it in a street fight.
But is it a lack of emotional control?
Or a fear of a fair fight?
Or is it just trying to get a leg up for the sake of getting a leg up.
Because that implies you fear the white man

white male suicides are high and that’s Awesome

Left is just bitter beer face

Making graphs in excel is fun.

Based, fuck dogs

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Actually their complexion darkened later, after invasion by the ottoman empire (now Turkey) between the fall of rome and the crusades.

Not sticking up for the racist trash, but history is history.

Posting here is the ultimate red pill. You're able to see what whitoids actually think. Mayobois have to learn their lesson.

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So a father predicted that his teenage daughter's first high school relationship wouldn't last? Is he a modern day Nostradamus?

Shut up, nigger. Go eat a banana.

ok boomer

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Hey man nice shot

Here I come I am cinnamon

Hero fuck Starbucks

that fucking mr boomer son

delicate snowflake alert

Stop roleplaying, faggot. We all know you're corpse-white, live in a shithole, either a 120 pound skeleton or a 250+ pounds of lard with no social skills snickering to yourself about how your clever commentary is going to spark a race war you wouldn't be fit enough to take part in.

That dude just sat there while she shit

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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no u

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Go eat a bullet neanderthal. I hear that's a culinary tradition for your kind

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k boomboom

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Shut up nigger. Nobody cares for niggers. Nobody.

I fuck dogs and I hate dog abusers

Please tell me they're fucking that guy up cuz he did to doge

Actual true story inbound.
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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This is the most boring fucking story and it's on ever fucking thread

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You're a dog abuser, brainlet.

>Nobody cares for niggers

Correct. Nobody cares for Neanderthals either. Having a hard time swallowing that pill?

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Correct. Now go eat a banana, Jamel.

no i just have sex with them consensually.

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpeg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Wish I can get that one minute of my life back

i know a guy that looks like that. he also has giant swords.

>Actual true story inbound
>>be me
at the time
>>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>>few days later, brings the dude home
>>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>>visibly nervous
>>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>>discuss for a few minutes
>>they go out
>>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>>sis comes home
>>announces it was "fun"
>>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>>"We're not a thing anymore"
>>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpeg
>>tell my father this
>>laughs uncontrollably
>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

Lol that picture got fucking 3k likes... man there are fuck heads out there

All these kids need to be shot for letting that girl get assaulted.

>Greeks
>white

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>my face when my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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That picture is literally 5 minutes from my house

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like senegal?

Fuck off randy

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new thread

Fuck off Randy

new thread

goddammit. that pic. actually lost.

0 to paperwork in 5 seconds flat

This looks like the offspring of Danny DeVito and Jim Lahey

ITT: Some faggot whose got his gf stolen by a nigger.

>we know you're angry, Kevin, but nobody else gives a shit about your cuck faggot racist fantasies.

AAAH, WTF IS THAT

This hillbilly video is fucked too

This comment got me. Good job, user.

Yes, whites

Surrounded? They are fucking right next door to me, I hear their blyat.

Newsflash: Mutt children almost never look like their white parents

Make us whole again

Would that not be “speciesism”?

My uncle

Happened in france guy died in the ER. The pole pretty much pushed all his insides up to hit neck.

What's a "cac?"

gender equality

Why not taser him? OH WAIT guns r bad mkay UK

Nerve gas

That's awesome. This is what you get for telling children to never hit. Love the look on her face when he starts cooking her out, like, "what aren't you helping me? "

Who the fucked is terry and how did his mother train him?

'Cause it was appropriate.

NNNNNNoooooooooooooooo! God that bitch was annoying.

>leaving israel

Fake and gay

But don’t you have to leave your parents house before you can start a war?

true these nig names are so fucking retarded.

I know. I feel the same about rednecks, hillbillies, and other white trash drains on the economy.

Weren't the first humans from africa, so the closest relatives to neanderthals would be african

why do you coons spell neanderthals like 'neaderthals'

You mean to tell me this asshole achieved the peak aesthetic male look (Michael Keaton's 1998 classic Jack Frost) and he chose to look like a southern high school football coach?

Tell me again about how leftists cant meme?

All hail the ubermenschen!

Probably had something to do with kids..

Looks like the man was on the run, not just a bum catching some z's

Slavs aren't a problem.
But we need to nuke Africa too, they'll die or draw animes, much better.

fucking kek