Share em!

Share em!
The kinkier the better
The darker the better
The more incriminating the better!

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Wife of 5 years doesnt know i have a collection of extreme dildos I use on myself when she is gone. I hope to one day be able to ride these monsters along side my wife and watch each other destroy our holes.

I am Spartacus

I clean houses/appartments for a living. I service some high ranking executives, models, business owners, and some that idk wtf they do but the amount of drugs in these peoples appartmants holy shit. Pills weed and most of all cocaine. Clean the apartments 3 times a week and they always always have everything just out in the open and its so much. I dont need a connect i just steal these peoples drugs they wont even notice

Is the user who fucked his friend's wife still here?

Do you work in LA? Feel like you do

Dont we all?

Nah Washington DC

i just wanna be loved

Is this what its come to anons..

Lord have mercy

I am patient zero of the coronavirus. AMA fags

Work in an office of 30 ppl 20 of them are women. They are very good looking young women. Me being a creep and having a foot/high heel fetish am in heaven. I like to stay late on certain days mainly fridays i then proceed to take their heels or flats take then to the bathroom and fap furiously while smelling it or rubbing it against my dick ive left my cum in the shoes before and ive only ever heard one coworker make a comment of something in her heels. I love seeing them walk around wearing the heels ive came in. Regularly sporting a semi for 8 hours

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Also hoping he comes back

Why did you fuck a snake man why! Now half the world will die because you couldn't stick your dick in a regular fleshlight

When did this user post? Want to catch up in the archives.

Seems like a regular Cred Forums tard to me

Jews did this. I just like drinking funny liquids from waste deposits of chemical plants.

It was in the last secrets thread.

#metoo inc

Trips confirm it

archive searches are wonky. Have a thread number by any chance?

Pics of coworkers

819136181

I would pay my younger sister to pose and model in her bra and panties while I jerked off to her

you the user that stopped at 18?

Any names that would surprise us?

Ages?

yes

i suppose there isn't anything new for someone that remembers your story, right?

Yea no i love my job and what i do not trying to get doxxed i usually wipe it but ive let it sit over the weekend before so it dries up

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started when we were 16 and 12
stopped when i turned 18

>pound me too incest?
Whatever faggot.

I have a FWB that is always short on money. I help her out, since I'm a nice guy. Over time our relationship has gone from hooking up for fun to me abusing the shit out of her. Whatever my my fetish of the week is, she just takes it. I've done some crazy shit, just because I can. My totally vanilla wife knows none of this, of course...

I have a fantasy of someone, anyone knocking on my door and when I answer they invite themselves in and make me blow them. The more they use me in this fantasy the better. I wish it would happen right now.

any stories? any of them leave socks or hosiery or anything else around?

had a coworker who always wore sneakers into office before changing to flats / heels

one day late in office, looked thru drawers and found her socks and shoes

shot the biggest fucking load into her dirty socks, it fucked them up good i couldn't even put them back bc too obvious

never heard anything about it

Such as?

Idk why but i find you images and kink very erotic..

Fisting, tit torture, fish hooking, every variation of double penetration, nipple torture, pumping, panty stuffing, all sorts of weird insertions, slapping her pussy, hitting her tits hard enough to leave bruises, choking... Seriously, shell do anything I want. I don't even ask anymore, I just start doing it.

Interested on the weird insertions
Details plz

nah
if you heard it you got the details

One time she can to visit me and I fucked her with bottles, vegetables, and the handles of kitchen implements. Spatulas and big sponsor and such. That night ended with me fucking her ass while there was a potato in her pussy. And for months afterward my wife was using lotion from a bottle that had been in another woman's pussy. Oh, and I fed my wife the cucumber and carrots I fucked her with...

God damn, that was amazing.

Ah, but have you ever used one of those five pound hand barbells?

No :/ i bust on myself if i ever found a sock panties or stockings! There one spanish girl def around 25 her legs and feet have got to be the best ive seen all my life i came so much to her heels i smeared it all around and inside her shoes and left it to dry over a weekend. On monday i saw her put them on and walked around came to say hi to me. I was so fucking hard it was difficult to hide my boner I complimented her shoes and ran to the bathroom to jerk off
Pic related

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>I fed my wife the cucumber and carrots I fucked her with...

Thats so fucking hot

I'm married but I can't stop fucking trans girls. Wife obviously doesn't know

No lmfao going to try it today thoooo

So you’re gay?

I'm seeing the FWB next week. Any suggestions?

Bring two tunnel plugs and have fun. One in her ass and one in her pussy. Insert what you like. Maybe a pic or two for the Cred Forumsros

Opps is for you

I post my secrets in secrets threads bc I know I will be called a larper and I'm still safe...

Yeah. That's why I want more

Meh, whatever you want to call it. They look like women and I can fuck them without a bunch of bullshit

Normal porn is still enjoyable, but lately I have been watching too many pegging videos. I want to stop before it turns into a terrible fetish.

I lost my virginity to my neighbors dog when I was 13. Kept going back and getting fucked.
Dude here

Ok. So would this even count as lossing your v card? Did you fuck the dog? If no the still virgin mate. Def lost you anal v card faggit

4 of my last 6 relationships have had 13+ year age gaps

Find someone to peg you, you wont regret it.

Are you fucking retarded?

How am I suppose to find someone?
I feel like i the end I'll regret it.

I'm a zoo exclusive femanon.

sock user here. This is amazing. Post more

That's a goddamn good idea. I just ordered this...

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Growing up my sister and I did the "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" so sex but yes oral and masturbating each other and in front of each other happened.. both well underage and got to see each other develop. both happily married now to someone else - haven't talked about it in like 20 years. just part of life growing up.. I did ask her if she ever knew of any of her friends doing the same thing and she said that 2 of her friends were doing it.. one with a brother and the other with her dad. she never did tell me which friends they were - I suspect she knew that I would try and have sex with them...

Yea i love those things, havent found much porn of it but i bought one for my wife. She wore it to the mall with a skirt no panties she would bend over for me and shit by the time we were leaving she had a very visible grool line going down her leg
Cheers m8 have fun come back and report your fun to us :)

Work your way up from the small ones. And then just walk around with them hanging out. Fucking cash.

I will report back next thursday.

Ill be here.....im always here....i need to go out more.

It's DC, would any name really surprise you?

a good sister wingman's her brother

>fucking men
>without a bunch of bullshit

ok

>4 of my last 6 relationships have had 13+ year age gaps
how old are you?

13

so zero or 26?

I'm 30 now

i discovered someone really close to me was trying to take shot at being a cam girl and tumblr slut. i downloaded all the content and showed everyone we know, i also showed her family

share with your fellow anons?

Pics?

I have a thing were once in a while I get really horny, it becomes like an urge. I call it an itch. I like to satisfy that itch by getting dolled up. I do my hair, make up, pick out a sexy outfit, and heels to match it. I then lube up and insert one of my plugs

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I've been fucking my 17 year old baby sitter for about a year now. Everything about our situation is fucked up, but the sex is good. Eventually I'm assuming it'll crash and burn.

not the best bodytype for it, but if she makes them interesting then maybe?

I love you v

NO GO KILL YOURSELF

These threads are reddit

For me it just got depressing when she got clingy after I moved to college.
Wed still hook up when visiting home, but I moved on, the milf didnt.

your babysitter or your children's babysitter?

My dad let his friend come over and rape me for years.

ya didn't stop her from getting fans when i found the sluts content she was already approaching 50k followers

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Haha, my daughter's babysitter.

kek

Try your daughter out

and what happened afterwards?

I slept with my landlord several times when we needed an extension on our rent.

wat do you mean?

it wouldn't be the first time someone fucks their own babysitter. how it started?

There are two girls that I knew since college that I still fap to constantly.

I was in an all male acapella group since freshmen year college and was the director during my third year. My group, through chance, happened to already be good friends with people in the all female group at our school. Honestly, I was a shy awkward person, so I never really made friends with them, even though everyone else did. In particular, there were two girls that I really liked and found super hot.

I was a really self conscious person so I barely even talked to any of them. But it's been three years since graduating and I still fap to their pics. Plus, since they are performers, I find whatever performances they posted on YouTube and fap to them. They are so beautiful and talented. It's mostly a worshipping, admiration fap with a small twinge of jealousy.

you said you showed her family, right?

13+ down or up?

Go back to facebook

No thanks.

I'm a substitute teacher, and over winter break I ran into a student in a class I regularly sub for at a concert and ended up having sex with her in the back seat of my car. She's over the AoC, thank god, but there have been a stupid number of cases of teachers having intimate relationships with (mostly underage) students so they crack down so fucking hard on anything inappropriate.
I haven't been back to her school yet, but I was requested by the same teacher and I know it'll be suspicious if I say no. I think I'm boned.

How old is daughter?

Lmao..been a while since ive seen you around here sup v

yes and every guy in her social circle

so what happened? and checked, btw

i have no clue what happened. i know her tumblr was down and same with face book but never asked anyone personally

About a year ago. Big snowstorm, so she stayed the night instead of going home. We stayed up late watching a movie, started cuddling, kissing, then sex. It was her first time. Never thought I would get to take a girls virginity again...

I raped my sister when she was passed out drunk. Let my friends have a go once I was done.

Three.

Hello anons!

Ages

Why not? Maybe wait 3 or 4 years then try

I had this on again off again fling with an army man’s wife. When he would be deployed, we would fuck. She is a submissive babygirl type and her husband never liked that, he was very vanilla. In total she cheated on him with four different men (myself included) and one woman. He knows nothing and still thinks he is the only one that had fucked his highschool sweetheart.

She is also very Christian and a mother of 2. I do feel sorry for all the soldiers that are deployed and risking their lives while their women are getting fucked left and right.

I am not that kind of pervert.

How would that be suspicious? Youre being paranoid. Describe the student paint us a word picture

did you find her on time tumblr

One up, three down

so a pervert, just not that kind of. gotcha

I feel like this happens way too often. Buddy of mine just fucked an ex of his whom is now married to a soldier over seas. Do these military wifes have any principles holy fuck.

at least the children are his?

I was 18, she was 16

I honestly believe that over 80% of the wives cheat. I did feel bad tho for the guy.

I'm pretty sure they are his. Him being away started when they already had childeren.

Hey, plenty of guys support our troops... by servicing their wives. They need loving too while private 'tard is overseas playing grabass in the desert.

i'm a sociopath. i don't give a fuck about other people's feelings irl, but i have to act like i do.

how's 7th grade going?

discord gg/FsVeDrh

Oh wow, sounds intense

I've been having sex with my daughter's best friend for the past 2 years. Daughter knows about it, doesn't care. I'll admit that the idea to add my daughter to the mix briefly crossed my mind, but that lasted for about 2 minutes because I don't find her attractive and also because she is 100% a dyke. The closest thing to incest that has ever happened is my daughter getting herself off in the same room while her friend and I fuck.

Quality close family

To put it lightly. I'm pretty fucked in the head since.

Lol. Are you my cleaning lady? I know that you are taking my pills and weed. It's cool. Consider it a tip. Also thanks for not mentioning the times you found those panties that little girl left behind.

I am nothing but kind to the girls I date until I get bored of them, and then I just wait for a fight so we can break up. If anything this is more cruel than just being an asshole straight up.

yeah man. This is old b shit. Moot was into big dildos

Way to be open, maybe you both can tag team her friend

Yeah, that sounds traumatic.
How often did it happen

>Youre being paranoid.
Yeah probably, but mostly I don't want to end up on the news. I just know that I can't avoid that class forever, so fuck it I'll throw myself back at it.

And she's very, I dunno, punk? Short pixie cut, dyed like silvery pink, she's pale, very skinny, and short but wears boots all the time so she looks average. She barely had any tits or ass, which made things easy for me because she wasn't even wearing a bra. She's cute in a very alternative sort of way, but really not a bombshell or anything.

I swapped girlfriends with my best friend. The secret is, while the other three enjoyed it and want to do it again, I was super fucked up watching my friend fuck my girl. It's an image I can't get out of my head.

Once or twice a week for two years.

My first loli was when I was 25, they were my gfs grade school sisters and 1 of their friends

Can confirm, have swapped wives with one of my best friends twice, and it is a mindfuck watching someone fuck your girl, even when you are balls deep in a new pussy.

That's a lot, how did it end

I've hinted at this, but my daughter isn't attracted to her friend and her friend isn't bi

How did you get past it? It's seared into my fucking brain

He finally lost custody due to failing to show up to court and my mom getting a better lawyer

Thats a lot of milage

It's not love if you're not jealous.
That said, I'm sure they have a lot of insecurities with it too. Talk it over, be forward about it, and work through it.
Because holy shit wife swapping and swinging fucking rules.

I guess so. I try not to think about it in numbers.

Started around the same age too.

How long you been doing it? We just did the one time so far. I did enjoy getting with my buddy's girl.

swapping is not for everybody.

I stopped wearing panties when I was 7(14now)and 'accidentally' flash my uncle with my bare vag

how did you manage that?

Before you get banned.
Pic?

did you always do your own laundry or did your parents just not notice the lack of used underwear?

I started to do my own laundry at 9 but parents didn't notice I don't think.

Yeah. My wife is very much not into swapping. But it's just cause she finds dudes gross. If I could find a bi lesbian couple, I think she'd be pretty down.

Instead i have to settle for thresomes. Sigh.

SIGH...

probably larp, but

do want him to fuck you or what?
do you flash people in school?

My girlfriend and I brought out dog into our sex life.

My friend's wife gave me a blow job in the boiler room and we proceeded to the kitchen where I fucked her from behind against the kitchen table while he was passed out in the living room, creampied her. Sniffed her daughter's panties and jacked off and came to the youngest one's .

I had sex with my cousin :(

Her siblings & the friend came to bday party/sleep over and we all shared the bed.
Her youngest sister had a crush on me and I woke to her little mouth struggling to fit the head of my cock.
The girls were pretending to be asleep but I noticed em watching so I started fingering them

Pics?

How old were you guys' targets, gradeschool for both?

Why the sad face didnyoubget her pregnant

Incels are going to hate this one, but I'll share anyway. My now wife went to an all-women's college in the northeast. She submitted to write a column for the school newspaper about sex and sexuality. Half talking about sex, half advice column. She'd test out and write reviews about sex toys, talk about fetishes, whatever. She ended up writing it for four years. She did a bunch of stuff as "research" to try things out. Had a lesbian relationship, threesome with a M/F couple, sex with two guys, went to a sex club in NY, took a job working on a sex chat line, responded to a CL ad looking for adult models. I think the most outlandish, which almost got the column pulled, was when a student wrote in about her BF's cum tasting bad. So she and two of her friends who were similarly adventurous, contacted a bunch of guys from a nearby college, and gave them a survey on dietary habits, smoking, drug use, etc., and then picked at random some of them to add like pineapple juice, celery, etc., to their diets. After 3 weeks of it, confirmed they were doing what they were supposed to do, and the two of them obtained "samples" from each and rated the flavor. It was like 60 or so guys, since they wanted it to be statistically valid.

Describe

I've been fapping to my cousin for the past 13+ years. I'm 25 and she's 23 She's always been a solid fap. She's Chinese, 5 ft tall, and super petite with small perky tits. She's absolutely adorable, a wonderful person with many people who love her, and drop dead gorgeous. I never acted on my impulses, we come from a pretty typical asian family, so I didn't want to get in serious trouble. But goddamn is she beautiful. I'm your typical loser, and she was a girl who became president of her sorority. She's a real gem.

Is she still kinky?

what's to hate?

F here... I luv the knot

She'll blow him while I'm fucking her, or vice versa. Took a long time to teach him how to mount her. He'll eat her out as well.

Yes, well, let's say uninhibited. Her motto is that you should try anything once, and then try it again in case the first time was a fluke. mojo upgrade with her is fun.

Show tits of gtfo

i audibly keked.
congratulations on her research

btw has the cum taste improved?

RIP

Always spit roast, or ever do one after the other? Can you describe more about her blowing him? Also, what breed?

About a year and a half. We've been together almost eight years and kinda got coaxed into it by a poly couple we know, and the first time was super scary because all of your insecurities are laid bare. All the "What if she likes him better, what if he fucks her better, what if she doesn't want me anymore" all of that. But of course she was feeling that too, so we laid some ground rules down (we ain't doing any dumb poly shit where only one of us gets sex, that's no good) and talk it through after.
The way I usually explain it is with my wife it's like a symphony. I know all the right notes and it's beautiful and great every time. But there's something nice about just jamming. And it's nice because you can do things your partner doesn't care for. Like, I like anal and I like cumming wherever I want on a girl, and my wife doesn't really like either. My wife likes dirty talk and restraints/handcuffs, and I'm not too good at either of those things. Her friend, however, loves it when her body is just used by a guy in any way, so I can fuck her ass and then cum on her face as I please, and her boyfriend is good at dirty talk and likes to use restraints so my wife gets what she wants. Am I gonna leave my wife or is she gonna leave me for slightly different sex? Hell no.

But like said it isn't for everyone. If it's too much for you, you don't have to do it.

I"ve been having fun with young since I was 16, but didn't consider myself a pedo until after I was 21

Mostly spitroast but sometimes one after the other. He's a Rottweiller. She started out with blowing him, he'll usually be on his back and she'll wrap her mouth around it.

me too

how old was your first?

They just want to here names that may be familiar, to have that connection, like, I know the story of the cleaning lady for so and so.

and me

They concluded that vegetarians tasted the best, assuming you were a nonsmoker and garlic wasn't too heavy in your diet. Pineapple was big on improving flavor. Also, the more water you drank, the better.
She will give me tips on it, and calls me out for being dehydrated from time to time.

We started having sex 2 yrs ago, he's the only guy ive been with.

Have you done the sloppy seconds after he has his way with her?

Oh yeah. He cums a lot, so it feels amazing.

she was 9

Are you a loser or just ugly?

4th/4th/6th grade

bien hecho mask

Never know till you try.

What did you do

can't you just say ages like normal people?

Good age
For me it was 7

these threads always turn into pedo meetups...

Idk their ages, can you just think like a clever person

I've killed hundreds of thousands of people in videogames.

What.. My wife of 11 years loves to peg me in the shower from time to time.. Also I give zero fucks and leave dildos in shower like yeah I fuck my ass....shit happens. You'd be surprise how kinky woman are... Also she fingered me years ago when we were still new... Trust me girls love to be the alpha from time to time..

Also I'm 28 and not officially married but everything without the stupid papers.

you know lots of people here are not americans, right?

>was 12
>had sitter who was 17y/o f
>not hot but not a fattie either
>she taught me all about sex
>started with "anatomy lessons" over her clothes
>then she let me see tits
>eventually let me see it all
>then she asked to see all of my goods too
>eventually lead to handjobs, then mutual faps
>then came the blowjobs and teaching me how to go down on her
>finally the sex, when I was 13 and she was a senior

tl;dr my mom travelled a shit ton when I was 12-13 and didn't know she was paying a girl to teach me all about sex

dammitall i miss those days

I killed our cat when I was a kid. Killed the neighbor's dog next. Killed a few more strays since then. I don't know why I did.

I'm a chronic masturbator. I just can't stop.

too bad you're a fag or i'd take you up on it

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I masturbate in the stall at work. Sometimes people come in and sit in adjacent stalls and I keep going.

I don't think I'd hurt a person. I just hate animals. Don't know why. I just do.

also I don't eat them. Gross.

What kind of autistic retard needs a babysitter at 12 and 13?

I do too, maybe once a month, but th bathroom definitely needs to be empty.

My parents made me have one at 14. They just didn't trust me.

I like knowing I may get caught.

>likes people
>hates animals
You're a real piece of shit.

Hitler loved animals but hated people.

Probably because they knew you were a fuck up loser.

I trick women into getting into bondage furniture as like low-key experimental kinkiness and then when they are tied up I tickle torture them and buzz them off with a hitachi until their wires are so mixed up they orgasm from tickling.

And Hitler did nothing wrong

I have HIV, and I sometimes don't tell the guys I'm sleeping with.

Shut up larper. Post your mementos then we know you real also with time stamp.

I don't like people. I just don't hate them. But that fucking cat? That shitty dog that tried to bite me? Mangy strays? Fuck them.

He lost the war and had to an hero.

He got a lot of things wrong.

Fag.

>You fucking failure of a man.

I mean yeah

Maybe you should've listened when people told you to stop being a faggot. Just saying.

Why would I have trophies. I hate them, I' not gonna fucking keep parts of them.

>fuck a snake
not
>fellate on a bat

This.

Told wife i wanted to try it, she cums hard from railing me. Win/Win

Wrong, he moved to Argentina.

He didn't, he died like a little bitch.

Which games

yep

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Lots of first person shooters, GTA, strategy RPGs, etc.

Whatever helps you sleep at night kike

I'm not a kike, that's really rude.

you kept the heads?

it had nothing to do with needing a babysitter and everything to do with mom not trusting me to be alone in the house for 2-3 school days a week

the girl lived down the street from us

I remember you

No. Didn't keep any part of them. Buried the first two, the rest I just left wherever.

based

damn, did it continue after that?

I've set off fireworks yearly. It's illegal in my state.

I jack off to this cartoon tranny.

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I posed for nude photos when I was short on rent money. I have no idea what the guy did with them.

Lol good luck going to jail when they charge you

Midwestern fag

They shouldn't be choosing to go away then.
If someone pics their country over me i don't want them. Family is forever, countries rise and fall all the time.

Are you a man or a woman?

no MD

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uh...what?
The latter

Woke up over an hour ago, hoping to see the guy from last Secrets Thread, the one that fucked his friends wife, but never got to the threeway part. I got some screenshots (need to edit them before posting any), but did I miss any of his posts later on? I passed out around the time some other user posted about their stash of cun handerchiefs from 2014. Did Wife fucker post any after that?

So I've been stripping for a few years now, and I've had a boyfriend pretty much the whole time. I told him everything was fine and he shouldn't be worried but if someone paid the right price I would do extra favors, but I did end up getting caught.

repeatedly fucked her in the ass
Cool man. Each their own. No judgments. That just seems too young for me, but it's all arbitrary. Hard to say no when its right there for the taking.
I tend to hover around the 11-14 age group

Countries last longer than relationships

it's not because they prioritize their country. it's just a job

1st gen cousin incest is fine. Cred Forumsroblems start at the 2nd gen.
>My cousin had a kid with her cousin

My fiance just discovered the amazon position. It doesn't do anything for me really, but I like how aggressive she tries to be about it.

were you doing anything interesting in the pics or were they just nudes?

tell that to muslims, they do it almost every generation and they are still relatively healthy

i have the same fetish. goddamn would love to work there too :(

Miranda can you fuck off you dwarf ass whore, no one wants to hear about your sex stories go back to having sex with the rest of the town

I definitely was in a similar situation a few years ago.

All hail v

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"the 6 o clock alarm will never ring"

We need more of you v

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Various poses but nothing terribly explicit. I think they were just artistic nudes for his portfolio. All in the woods, I think we wanted a nature theme.
Oh really? I hope it went alright for you

Grew up in a shit hole of a town. Would shoot strays/coyotes all the time. Really was a safety issue. Didn't realize I had a problem until I ditched the place, made my way to a big city, then started to miss the random killings.

Gave up a nice career because I had to remove myself from society so I wouldn't hurt anyone. Live out in the country now. Shoot coyotes on the regular.

That text is so obviously shopped lol

I abuse anabolic steroids. I look good on the outside, but I know eventually they're going to end up killing me. I'm addicted to the look and compliments I get and I cannot stop. I used to be obese and got made fun of my entire childhood for being fat. Now that I'm on the opposite spectrum where I'm admired, it's a mind fuck.

LOL

I want to go see my 1st one this weekend but I'm not sure got a sexy one close to my house

it's fun right? they're just so fucking gross and it's good to eliminate them.

This is sexual assault where i'm from.
If i got the bees from you i'd be trying to stab you, provided i could find you.

>potato in her pussy

Anyone wants her pussy pics?

I wish that were my case.
How is she able to cum?

Tits or gtfo

I'll gladly gtfo

I can't say it's fun. Relaxing? Maybe. I get some sort of emotional release I guess. Right now I set up bait stations and have a motion camera, so when the alarm goes off I go grab my gone and take pot shots at them. I get extremely irritated and angry if I haven't had any action for a couple of days.

There's probably something inherently wrong with me and honestly, that's why I'm at where I am now.

It's really not that uncommon of a thing anymore i think. I really don't love it that much but my gf loves it so I let her do it to me.

>Countries last longer than relationships
Someone hada single parent
> it's just a job
If it's jsut a job they can quit and get another but then you'll hear their side which is fueled with patriotism and the need for self worth.

I'm not anti military, most of my family is military. I just know that it's a rare person who waits for anyone and asking someone to do it FOR you is a hard ask.

Would you recommend anyone doing this?

I have the video when she got into a threesome too

>relatively healthy
Relatively being the operative word.

Can you prove it? Shes posted multiple time in the past requests this is one of her stamps so far shes seems real but hey it the chan

Stripper afraid to show tits lul btfo
Bye

Just have eyes bro. Obviously shopped.

New fetish.
>I want a ginger irish whore to stuff herself full of potatoes while eating potatoes and drinking vodka.

>Stuff her bum full of mashed potatoes and watch her squeeze them out.

Oh Im dumb, its the same piecd of paper, hahaha. Not the user you replied to btw.

My tits are A cup, nothing too special. I'm not afraid, just don't think you deserve to see them (:

stripper gets paid to show tits.
entitled faggot thinks it's gonna get a free show.

What kind of people would you say deserve to see any part of your body?

Killing is in our genese, like autism.
Nothing wrong. Some people have genes that make them ready to eat all the time and need to deal with that.
You just need to point your gun at the furry ones. Or join the army.

story?

haha yes, I couldn't quite find the words but you did for me.

>What kind of people would you say deserve to see any part of your body?
Asking a stripper this unironically.

Do you make money from pure tips or from a hourly wage at your establishments

I'm pretty sure I've eaten my sister's boyfriend's cum. When my sis lived at home I used wank into her underwear. One time I found what looked like a very creamy pair, I ended up licking the crotch and wanking. I licked them clean and had one of the best orgasms ever, felt fucking amazing. It was only the next day she mentioned she had been with her boyfriend that I put two and two together...

Purely from tips, I average ~$200 a night.

>Just have eyes bro. Obviously shopped.

Ok no random awk pixels, no blotches, ink looks to be same resolution as rest of pic, shadows match, light matches, what am i missing?

I have a kink for getting off to things.
It doesn't matter what it is, it could be a doorknob or a midget getting doublefisted.
As long as i can think to myself "i'm so depraved and weird. Look at me jacking it to an aeroplane."

Most strippers make their money from tips only
>Walk into strip club
>buy beer
>sit and watch stripper give show on stage
>see tits
>see vag
>never paid her still saw tits and vag

The doubt and fear of an actual female being on this board, thats what you are missing

Found the kike

I wouldn't do well in the armed service. Had to make major life decisions for my own and other's safety. I'll keep doing what I'm doing though.

Keep my nose out of it

I'm wainting too. That was great.

>I wouldn't do well in the armed service.
>Had to make major life decisions for my own and other's safety.
Sounds like you would be.

My club is non alcoholic, and the only way you'll see tits or vag is paying for a VIP.

Fear and shame is in our genes as well, you idiot. People like you discredited Science in this intellectual waste-land. Saying the word "gene" doesn't make you a biological expert.

Darwin would say that on the basis of survivalism, only those that survived should be killing.

Pest Control survived into our society. Pest control should be killing coyotes when needed. Pest control is part of society and Scientifically equipped and theoretically validated.

That is simple, logic.

What he is talking about is SOCIAL FAILURE. He lived out in the country. Killed some Coyotes. FINE. That is his prerogative.

But he left the country for a reason, his style of living did not survive, that is one FAILURE, he could have adapted, but did not, that is ANOTHER FAILURE.

The problem is not that he killed a few coyotes. The problem is that it became his hobby- which is rather pathetic- and that he left his primitive neck of the woods, failed to adapt into society, left, and then took out modern electronics in order to keep up that stupid "hobby".

Which is the plauge of the time. People took their stupidity as a joke for far too long, people insulted and denigrated each other on Youtube for a long time as "trolls" and "basement dwellers", but NOW even the News Anchors and president take Youtube and Twitter SERIOUSLY.

This is the equivalent of an autistic, child with down-syndrome taking a shit and farting all over the special ed class-room, and then having the leaders and posh people coming in, taking a whiff, and gagging before choking back their reactions and saying "mmmm, it smells good".

Have you ever thought about why the News Media and President read Twitter Feeds and Youtube Comments but don't read Reddit reports? You might be stupid enough to belief that Cred Forums and Cred Forums "should" actually" be placed side by side, but old people are as stupid as we thought, Youtube comments were as stupid as the stupid thought, and more intellectually exclusive...

>Darwin
Stop because you are retarded. Dude legit though cadavers evolve into flies.
>failure failure blah blah projecting
>blah blah autism and down syndrome
Do you have a point or are you just glorifying yourself?
An hero please.

Killed two guys that were fucking around and had kids sell drugs for them, handcuffed them and threw them down a river alive

reddit plebian

Look up the accordian pimps of paris.

...communities actually require reading comprehension and are sustained by critical thinking.

Don't normalize his behavior. He is probably a redneck that was shooting animals, feeling like a big-stick carrying bad-ass before the city-folk reminded him that he was another stupid neanderthal. Killing animals won't make him educated.

And carry that logic over to porn, and MILLIONS of Americans are nothing more that ghetto-bred hood-rat, trailer thrash, stressed-out neantherthals that lack depth perception, Cognitive resources, and memory capacity before being bewildered by the city that should have pushed out these ferral pests out of the city but the stench of the sewers, hood-rat pests and retarded infamy that elder people and on the streets wearing pearl necklaces and on Youtube before being shell-shocked when the cameras get turned off and they remember that the pause of social criticism on Camera won't stop the world after they get turned off...

... won't stop after they get turned off...


...Neantherthals...


That's how abhorrent and ghastly this is.

We were right. The abhorrent and ghastly doesn't mix in too well technology and neon lights...

...we...were right...

Have fun

>Doesn't like drugs
>Girl scouts and boy scouts selling diabetes is fine

Samefag reddit pleb spacing.
>Neantherthals
Thinking this is an insult while pretending you are educated.

Get mad, cry hard, no karma.

>Dude legit though cadavers evolve into flies.

Go try some drain cleaner. I hear that it tastes...gud...

>Do you have a point or are you just glorifying yourself?
An hero please.

Have your veterans grown their legs back? Exactly who long did they not study biology for?

>Go try some drain cleaner. I hear that it tastes...gud...
Knows i'm right, tells me to an hero in different words because he is incapable of originality.
>Have your veterans grown their legs back?
Where even is your head that you think this is relevant?
>Exactly who long did they not study biology for?
>study biology
I see the problem. You got tricked into studying a scientific field that every other field mocks and ridicules for not actually being a scientific field.

Holy shit was that Miranda?