Actual true story inbound >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
It’s real. Happened in 2013, and the bitch had outstanding child abuse warrants from 2011 as well.
Charles Cook
Today I learned if you do a google image search of Rickesha Burns you will see all the ugly people at once.
Austin Evans
If your milk bubbles from a cookie with literally 0 air pockets inside I have bad news
Justin Barnes
feeding a family with a single spoon wtf are you white trash? this is why I can't fuck with other white folks, most of them are peasants who are proud of one black plastic spoon