Straight guys, name your realistic price for doing each of the following:

Straight guys, name your realistic price for doing each of the following:
>jerking off a guy
>getting jerked off by a guy
>sucking off a guy
>getting sucked off by a guy
>fucking a guy in the ass
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
This is for a study I'm meant to conduct for one of my uni classes, I'd appreciate any and all contributions!

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I'll kill a fag for free

that's not very nice, user

any gay shit = $1000 except getting fucked in the ass

This is simply a short test. Pay no mind to me, or niggers.

Fair enough. Is there any price you'd accept for getting fucked?

>Straight guys, name your realistic price for doing each of the following:
Well it of course depends on how attractive the person is.

8+/10 Twink
>jerking off a guy
$0
>getting jerked off by a guy
$0
>sucking off a guy
$0
>getting sucked off by a guy
$0
>fucking a guy in the ass
$60
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
$100

4/10 run of the mill dude
>jerking off a guy
$70
>getting jerked off by a guy
$70
>sucking off a guy
$120
>getting sucked off by a guy
$80
>fucking a guy in the ass
$400
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
$600

thanks for your detailed answer

There is no price. I cannot be bought into a) not being completely and utterly nausiated by the idea of doing anything sexual with a dude, or b) cheating on my gf.

>>jerking off a guy
$150
>>getting jerked off by a guy
$250
>>sucking off a guy
$250
>>getting sucked off by a guy
$1000
>>fucking a guy in the ass
$10,000
>>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
No.

Either you're a liar, or you're incredibly naive.

I'd do most of these things for free if the guy was hygenic and I knew there were no consequences. Although I'd need a couple hundo for taking it in the ass. I've tried it with a dildo and it just feels like shitting past the first inch or two.

>jerking off a guy
$10
>getting jerked off by a guy
$15
>sucking off a guy
$20
>getting sucked off by a guy
A soda
>fucking a guy in the ass
Only If he's a cute little twink $50
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
Why not 3 guys who are much older taking turns like the time I was daterape gangbang when I was 14

Well, I'm not a liar.

Diva gold digging bitch

Your a faggot just learning how to topple civilization. Just getting straight guys to think about it weakens their morale.

Go read your Bible dipshit

>getting sucked off by a guy
>A soda
kek

>jerking off a guy - 1000 €
>getting jerked off by a guy - 5000 €
>sucking off a guy - 20000 €
>getting sucked off by a guy - 10000 €
>fucking a guy in the ass - 10000 €
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy - 10000000 €

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>inb4 he said straight guys.
I'd never have an actual relationship with a dude, but if he's feminine and up in the 8-9s then it'd be pretty gay not to at least go for some.
That's how it works, right?

>jerking off a guy
Depends, if he were cute I'd do it for free.
>getting jerked off by a guy
Same as above.
>sucking off a guy
Same as above.
>getting sucked off by a guy
Same as above.
>fucking a guy in the ass
Same as above.
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
No.

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MACHETE THROUGH THE EYES FOR $2500. ALEX!

I have plenty of money. The price would be incredibly high.

patrician answer

So you're saying you'd rather jerk off ten thousand guys than get fucked in the ass once?

That'd keep you busy for a decade.

He'd do that for free

>jerking off a guy
1000
>getting jerked off by a guy
500
>sucking off a guy
5000
>getting sucked off by a guy
500
>fucking a guy in the ass
500
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
10000

I would light a faggot on fire and throw them off the nearest rooftop

>jerking off a guy
$7000
>getting jerked off by a guy
$8975
>sucking off a guy
$150k
>getting sucked off by a guy
$150k
>fucking a guy in the ass
$600k
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
$3.4M

>jerking off a guy
1,000 AUD
>getting jerked off by a guy
500 AUD
>sucking off a guy
50,000AUD
>getting sucked off by a guy
2,000 AUD
>fucking a guy in the ass
1,000,000 AUD
>getting fucked in the ass by a guy
50,00,000 AUD

Yeah, the high price is because I've got huge hemorrhoids.
I bet there are many sadistic people out there who'd pay the extra amount. Always sell high if there's a demand.

No you wouldn't

Lol, you didn't get trips. I bet you can't even get dubs faggot.

We always knew you were gay, just determining the price

We always knew you were gay, just determining the price