Ask a 36 year old kissless virgin and complete failure in life anything

The ladder of society needs its bottom rungs to be successful. Thanks for being those bottom rungs and letting us alphas ascend the ladder

I'm 33 and I kissed once.
I kinda had a gf but I am still a virgin. Shit sucks.

To vent.

Np, bro.

Sup kraut
Have you tried improving your style with the fashion tips you received last time?

Working out and fashion tips can easily elevate a man 4 points.

My fashion sense is still shitty. Bough a pair of jeans though and some white t-shirts. Plan to a buy a blazer next.

Working out is incredibly hard.

bump

How long have you been shilling on Cred Forums?

I haven't. Never been to Cred Forums

That's a start, at least

38

That's incidentally how I dressed in HS: chucks or white sneakers, jeans, plain t-shirts and a blazer.

Thread is kinda slow today, wanna fap to pictures of my girlfriend? She has an amazing asshole, I know you germans are way into anal

Attached: IMG_20180826_041522319.jpg (3264x2448, 1.49M)

That a horse?

>>

bump

Yes or no ?

I'm not into anal. But she looks fine.

Lost my virginity at 23. Would've been nice if I'd dated as a teen, but it isn't a big regret. I probably do have anxiety and self-esteem issues, which I'm sure is why I lost it so late - I have sort of an emotional block about getting really close with people.

So, how did you manage to lose your virginity?

ever considered taking those pickup artist classes to at least gain a kiss somehow? and then use said skills at reddit's r4r?

These pickup things always seem pretty creepy - besides the common sense stuff like be confident, be open, be approachable.

Faggot

Attached: Screenshot_20171011-233452~2.png (627x848, 391K)

well, if he wants a kiss, he has to do something one way or the other.

At a point of extreme insecurity, I read a bunch of those pick up books. Most of them are bullshit, but there are two fantastic ones I strongly recommend reading:

Models: How to Attract Women Through Honesty by Mark Manson
The Manual: What Women Want and How to Give It to Them by W. Anton

The first explains how to develop yourself into someone more attractive to and effective with women. The second breaks down how sexual attraction for women works.

OP here. Thanks, will give it a look.

What have you done to better yourself?

Started working out, developed my hobbies, when to classes and courses (e.g. yoga, cooking), started looking for a better job, used online dating, went out more frequently.

bump

height?
weight?
job?
domicile?

180 cm
72 kg
postdoc
east coast

postdoc. i feel sorry for you. you were burned by the phd scam. anything more than a terminal masters is a waste of time.

What's your opinion on this?

Attached: Jenny19.jpg (932x1200, 78K)

You are absolutely right. I'm stuck.

No block tits, wtf?

autism

i walked away abd when i realized that faculty jobs were a mirage. worked my way into administration. better pay than faculty. if you can do that, it's the way to go. if not, get out of academia. there is little change your compensation will grow otherwise. it is only going to get worse as the crop of graduating high school seniors declines over the decade. the money is going to keep drying up. i am hoping to be able to retire in time.

I'm not hoping for a faculty job or PI position, my publication record is too bad. It was simply a choice between being a postdoc and being unemployed.

learn to code a bit. find a job. start moving up. if you are teaching adjunct, stop. if you can't afford to, cut back. it is keeping you from spending time developing or sharpening marketable skills.

OP here. What is "a bit". I've been using Python (and to a lower extent R) for about 7 years to analyse large scale genomic datasets. But I am still helplessly lost compared to the people I work with, many of whom have PhDs in CS and statistics.

then you are good to go. two strategies:

1. part-time to get started. unlike adjunct teaching, you can move up.

2. find some middle management position for which you are overqualified. do you supervise undergrad lab slaves? you have supervisory experience.

either way, set aside the vitae. build a resume. puff yourself up a bit.

no matter how good you are, there are people better than you. that doesn't matter. most academic jobs go to insiders. i have worked with people with degrees in stats that are brilliant. others who were utter morons. i have interviewed people with degrees in stats who were working part-time retail.

Still don't know what kind of position you are talking about?

that's the problem with academic i find, it institutionalizes you n such a way that you need something precisely spelled out for you. (nothing personal. i am in academia.)

i would be looking in phara or even retail pharma to start. even looking to get trained as a pharma tech would be better than being stuck in post-doc hell. you are way overqualified. i know. but you are smart, and you will be able to advance.

Yes. But the people who are better will obviously get the jobs. The point is: being able to code a bit is not going to get you a job when there are many more qualified people.

i have supervised many adjuncts. they get stuck, just like you. this is the advice i give. i don't want people working as slaves.

I've been applying for hundreds or even thousands of jobs in the last few years. No success. That's the frustrating thing.

Why are you still alive when you know full well you should stop consuming the thinking man's oxygen

I have nothing to ask you because I'm a 40 year old virgin.
Ask me anything you noob.

in academia, yes. most jobs go to those who know or fuck the right people. gone are the days that skills got you somewhere. meritocracy is dead. look outside of academia. consider at least try this.

Aye

>after a few attempts at getting laid and failing
> spend time trying to get my shit together
>a few of these women take notice
> theyre all underage b& and i dont wanna get chris hansened
> between that and my moral compass has prevented me from taking advantage of this
Why am i still here? Just to suffer?

i see drugstores begging for techs. it is a start. postdocs are paid so little that you can't be taking that much of a hit.

What's wrong with hiring a hooker?

Ironically, I don't know many adjuncts. I have also never taught a class in my life.

I would be out of academia immediately if I would find a better paying job. I don't.

an alternative is administrative assistant positions. not great pay. but if you can land one, your abilities will make you handy. you can advance from there, usually by looking for a job elsewhere.

Tbh I am 24 yo and still a virgin. But I'm noch an incel. Can handle girls, talk to them, flirt with them, get kisses n stuff, but can never end it in order to fuck them. Dunno, I'm kinda retarded if it's about to get intimate.
Will I still become a Wizard?
Sidenote
I'm chubby but not fat, I play tennis and I study.

Attached: 1579890976329m.jpg (576x1024, 65K)

do you provide any functional supervision to students (meaning telling anyone at all what they should do, no matter how insignificant)?

I'm 31 and am a kiss-less virgin too but I wouldn't consider myself a failure. I can have any girl I honestly want, I just have an "unrealistic standard" for what I expect of their character and integrity.

Keep your standards high bro. That's where true happiness lies.

What's your excuse?

According to Glassdoor, pharm techs in NYC are paid between 18k and 50k. I make 63k + 10k as a postdoc.

Yeah, supervising grad students, TAs and interns in the lab.

heeeey me too. know that feel real ultimate power

lost 200lbs and not i'm just cold while being sad

i did say you would have to take a pay-cut to get out. if you can move to an area that costs less to live, that would help too.

Don't know, what's yours?

I lost my virginity at 24.
People fuck at all ages, you can lose your virginity at any age, even 60. Just don't be a creepy fat faggot.

I was so close to becoming a wizard. My girlfriend still taunts me to this day for preventing me from getting my magic powers just 3 years before 30. I just couldn't say no to that 18 year old asian girl though... still can't.

What if I'm a creepy skinny faggot.

that helps. with middle management positions. scheduling employees in retail.

as another point, see if your public library has career counseling resources. some cities they do. you can get a free appointment that may help you start using their resources. that won't change you life. but use any and all resources, and talk to anyone you can.

also, nyc has people who specialize in helping phd's leave academia. i have read about them in the Chronicle. look it up. it is amazing to read about people with incredible vitae who have no chance of landing faculty positions. learning how they transitioned provides insight.

please see this
archived.moe/b/thread/819168064/

>you can lose your virginity at any age, even 60
Nope.
Even if you somehow went to a prostitute and you managed to have a stiffy and you fucked her right into the pussy you would still be a virgin.
Virginity in men isn't a physical thing like in women.
It's a state of mind.
Virgins are born, not made (usually).

Attached: gettyimages-157728716-612x612.jpg (612x408, 41K)

Then stop being creepy, at least around girls

By fucking a girl you have a very high chance that you stop being a virgin. Although its true that some dudes can have many shags and still be virgins.

I got laid at 19 lol. I thought I was a bit late but in your 30s? Damn son

>It's a state of mind.
by that logic anyone can still be a virgin at any age, as you can still be a sweaty neckbeard virgin with a significant other you have made love to

maybe its a logic only wizard understand, but I dont

you can't tell me anything that I don't already know. you've got nothing on me except the kissing part

Nobody asked about your slum 3rd world experiences.

There is no logic user, only wishful thinking. It makes virgins feel less alone and less weird if some of them have had sex.

I live in Iraq. You rarely see a female outside. And prostitution is not common there (mostly because prostitutes get murdered).
That's why 99% of the nation is gay (including me).
By the way, if males are counted, then I lost my virginity at the age of 11. If family members are counted, then I lost my virginity at the age of 16.
Cheers, faggots!

Oh btw, if you are a virgin you should definitely go to a prostitute.
Not just for the small chance you are not a natural born virgin and fucking a prostitute will be what you need to unblock your mind.
But mostly because even if you are a real virgin fighting and going against your destiny is awesome and badass.
Especially if you are born a virgin.

Attached: focused_193028562-stock-photo-salmon-fish-leaping-upriver-current.jpg (650x433, 44K)

I work at an institution with good contacts to the pharmaceutical industry. And they offer career planning and counseling. Still, the market is oversaturated.

helped a friend get laid with 29 and now he's at his third longer lasting cunt stop while before there was only spaghetti

What about arranged marriages?

My descendants came from the third world but pussy is Easy to get if you have attributes like mine. I like Americans!

Marriage = responsibility. So... nope!

>My descendants came from the third world
I found benjamin button and his family.

We don't care Kraut.
Why are you trying to gloat?
You don't convince anyone and definitely you don't convince yourself.
You hate yourself.
Because you are a loser virgin.

I hate myself because of many things.

bump

Sounds like you want to be a victim rather than find a cause. Go and buy some viagra and fuck a whore, most of them are really nice as your paying them. Even if you have to see her a few times b4 you fuck her who cares.

Attached: 1450380903578.gif (285x160, 959K)

Shut the fuck up.

Stfu retard.

Got any spells you can share with a fellow wizard, all that came with my welcome pack is a wand of tremors and the spellsbooks for chloroform-cumragia and vinus-rohypnol.

Attached: 13030e7a-f51d-408e-8b02-a3e093cd9916_1.f01859c10334ebc007b3ce8886bc92de.jpg (450x450, 15K)

Imagine being this worried about your virginity, shut the fuck up and go do something about it if you are that worried faggot

That's all you need.

I need hold person and grease too, they keep waking up and running away.

Attached: 0tKKwJ3.jpg (1224x814, 156K)

Are you me?

i got a handjob from a gay guy once. I'm straight, i just pretended it was a chick. Am I still a virgin?

Yes.
In the absence of pussy you can fuck a boypussy (asshole) and you still won't be gay.
Sucking cock and putting stuff up your butt though makes you gay.

Handjobs don't count otherwise masterbation would count too only Benis in hole sex counts hetrosexual or homosexual.

Pic related, it's a handjob.

Attached: 1579465665514.jpg (843x843, 120K)

bump

So are you going to get to the bottom of this problem? Or what?
Its 2020.

How's this thread still going wtf??

The bottom of the problem is my personality, and that is hard to fix.

It's magic.