Dubs decides

Dubs decides
No racism
Get me laid Cred Forumsros

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tell her that she should kill herself

ask her if she's in to eating shit

I'll be upfront with you, I'd like to let my afroamerican friend Darnell fuck you while I tape it and jerk off next to you

Do you need a new gay best friend

I see you have fingers. I have fingers as well

Winrar

All three, OP

Damn, op. You got your work cut out for you

well GG OP lmao

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"You wanna do the snuggle struggle?"

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this is now a get thread

Yikes

Ask her if she believes the holocaust was faked because obviously it never happened

Hey babe wanna succ?

Pretty smooth

Op delivers.

id love for your dad to join in or watch

It’s over you guys fucked it up

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obviously i would expect to eat Darnell's cum from your ass but we can talk about that later

Do you know that Kobe is ded? Pls help me to forget about that awful thing with your juicy pussy.

>actually delivers

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and then hopefully shaq will die to help me forget about that awful pussy

Op here, she unmatched

Round two
don’t fuck this up

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Tell her she needs to hit the gym

I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Your intestines look so yummy

so tell me, is that butthole nice and clean or is it a little dusky?

Dude you're not supposed to post EVERY dubs, just the first one til you get a response or you seem schizophrenic

I wanna treat you like Sandy Hook and shoot a bunch of kids in you

Do you wanna smoke an Oz of weed then suck my toes?

Reroll for this

I like to hunt whales so you seem just up my alley

Haha the only other girl I talked to on here umatched me for some reason. Promise you won't do that? Idk if I could handle that again

if you can't get laid while being racist, do you really deserve to get laid?

you should talk about wanting to lick her butthole a lot and make clear that she doesn't need a boob job

I want your eyes

Hewwo ^~^ uwu

kek

Hello bebe, wanna succ?

Can i tape you while my black friend brings you to pound town?

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Call me Ishmael

Roll

reroll

hi

I heard fat bitches give the best head....
wanna test this theory?

Do you like KFC? I can take you there and then you blow me on the parking lot aight?

Hewwo

Speeddate in 40mins from now at a cafe you can chose?

Heyyy ;;;)))))((

Hello there.

olleh

Think I've seen you before...you're singing for Venom?

*Yiffs yew* xD

How many Sheckles to nut in your ass?

reroll

Lookin like a snacc

Hello!
This is your daily reminder that it's perfectly acceptable to have sex with your dog as long as:
1.) It's physically possible to have sex with the dog without causing physical injury, and you proceed without the intention of harm.
2.) The dog initiates every interaction, and every interaction ends immediately upon the dog's slightest expression of displeasure. (This counters the consensual imbalance of power between humans and dogs.)
3.) You don't incorporate any sexual abnormalities not typically observed in canine sexual behavior (i.e. BDSM, scat, breath play, etc)
4.) You don't coerce the dog into cooperation. (Coercion, in this instance, refers but isn't limited to (a) punishment or the threat of punishment, (b) reward or the promise of reward, and (c) manipulative tactics like the use of peanut butter.)
5.) You don't brute force the interaction with the animal.
6.) You don't involve anyone, human or otherwise, who doesn't express somehow that they actively want to be involved.

Bestiality can be beneficial to the animal's health and happiness if done correctly. Now that you're all caught up on zoophile morality, you're free to leave this thread and have a nice day!

If someone doesn't get dubs soon I'll shove a box cutter in my ass

ROASTIE ROASTIE STINKY CUNT
SAY IT LOUDLY SAY IT BLUNT
ROASTIE HERE AND ROASTIE THERE
SINGLE MOTHER ON WELFARE
ALWAYS CRAVING CHADS ATTENTION
ALWAYS CRAVE HIS PENETRATION
BLAMES IT ALL ON BPD
HANG THAT ROASTIE FROM A TREE
CHAD AND TYRONE GAVE HERE SORES
KILL ALL WOMEN KILL ALL WHORES
LARPING BLACKFAGS ALL AROUND
THEIR CORPSES WERE NEVER FOUND
TWO BLACK EYES ARE YOUR REWARD

Wowww you look like Selena gomez

Hi. Do you like David Bowie?

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lmao rolling for this

Time ti do it then

Hi, uh *adjusts fedora* how do you do, m'lady? *Fidgets nervously*

I dont like all the unnecessary small talk so let me get straight to the point, wanna hook-up?

Roll for this

Slampig

Rolling for this

Re roll

this

Do you trust British Paints?

Wanna meet for netflix and chill? Mostly chill. Can put up a boring movie, just so we could fuck or we can skip netflix and just get to fucking, but not skipping fucking.

Can you believe it is not butter?

Guacamole nigga penis

Roll

reroll

You like Huey Lewis and the news?

Kys

Hey did you hear that Kobe Bryant died? Lmao what an idiot, wanna meet up?

>This

Omg ur so hot!!!$$$ i want to f*** you XD

Mmmmmm if your face is this bad, your tits definitely cant be worse, gimmie a look

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Reroll

You remind me of Andre the Giant, but on the bright side. I used to wank to pictures of him when I was a teenager. So I would be gladly to have a reunion with Andre. Wanna meet?

Smash this

Rr

I’ve been hearing a lot of interesting things about a man called Chuck Norris.

Reroll

do it op

roll

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

Do you have a brother?

Stop larping and dunk your nuts in toilet water instead

winRAR

Wanna meet for a drink and maybe sex? i have to be real with u. I want to get laid

I killed a man in Reno just to smell him die.

Winar

Nigga

OP you are a dumbfuck. If you want this thread to actually yield any kind of results (either funny or you get laid) you can't just put in every single dubs that comes through the door. Perfect example of what just happened. You will overwhelm the chat with dumb shit. You need to change your OP to 'first dubs decides' and then wait for a response. Otherwise you will never get a response from the girl and on the off chance you do it will be boring and unfunny.

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Also tell her "winar"

Hey, do you like mudkips?
I really like mudkips.

I'm an emotional cripple and I rely on internet strangers to tell me what to say.

Rape me

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roll

Op here, I'll do this I have a couple more matches that I don't really care about

Top kek
OP delivers again
Are we ready for round 3?

What song reminds you most of your childhood?
Me? Nirvana >Rape Me

Ozzy Osbourne or Dio ?

Round 3 and i’m taking anons advice
first dubs decides and still nothing racist

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roll for this

how do you get so many matches wtf

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I love you

M'lady may I sniff your feeties?

I farted and shidded and cummed and pissed in my pants pls help i love you

Spit out my drink

How many nogs have wrecked your holes?

Malaka

roll for this

You look like you know a thing or two about anal

Wanna do a line off my shlong?

what a shitty win

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Wins

Do this one OP

Say "Are you garage? Because id like to take you out"

Ever been knocked the fuck out? Wanna meet up?

Ur intestines are hot OwO

Almost, but not quite

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Nice eyes wanna fuck?

roll:
yo, you ever seen a grown man's butthole?

"Sup, wanna have the sexy time?"

you're gonna get banned in 3 2 1
you cant make a new account if not with another cellph number

I wanna knock you out so fucking bad

Winrar

nice trips
amazingly this is the sentence that might work best of all ive read

winrar

Yum

I want you to be unconscious let’s meet up

Ur hot i wanna cum you sex sex sex sex

Fucking kek winrar

Poopity poop

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I’ll take care of everything, just get in the car

Scoopity scoop

Show bob

WINRAR

send images of vagana bich lasagna

Needs
>?
At the end

*blushes*
maybe we can meet up and kiss?
*uwu*

I want to tongue punch your fart box

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Winrar, checked and keked

FUCK THERE WAS NO DUBS FOR A LONG ASS TIME AND NOW PEOPLE ARE SUDDENLY GETTING THEM A LOT STOP

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Do you think it was jews who did 9/11

Op here, might abandon this thread I'm not getting any replies

I know mate, I made 3 posts and all three got dubs

There you go now you are doing it the right way. If dubs then type "pls respond" in whichever one you want.

gay xDD :3

GET IN HERE BROS FIRST DUBS HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET A RESPONSE

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You just lost the game

just shidded and pissed and farted and cummed to your message bb

roll

Also, OP I'll give you 2 more tips. Number one; start the conversation with the girl/s BEFORE you post the thread. The point is you know she is on her phone talking to you so it increases the chance of getting a response when you are posting in the thread. Number 2, you need to link to whichever dubs in your posts. That's just common courtesy.

>D04DCD56
yea there's a million and a half girls from all different backgrounds on here - I'm just tryna hookup if you're interested cause I think you're pretty cute. If you're not interested, that's fine too, just being upfront

Which one did you like best?

Well I'm actually not gay, but for you I can make an exception

reroll tryna get you laid

im gay

5 offers, but the prizes are all the same: My angry anus

i'm fucking B L A C K F R I C A N

Sorry, I farted so hard I cummed my pants. Let me into your queef chapel.

MALAKA!!

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Im so sorry I have multiple personality disorder

I’m just peacocking. Now that I have your attention, I have a thousand-word contract I’d like you to sign, if dinner and drinks goes well. Number?

You ever heard of BDSM?

>MALAKA!!!

wasted

May be the best move to keep it alive

of course if you're not intrested i'll shoot myself in the head with a fucking shotgun

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rer

You ever been gang banged?

yes

What's your phone number?

I'm just calling you a poustis, it means beautiful in greek

let me put my wanker in your nose

No need for either to wank after this match

lame

Let's both be wanker buddies

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do you wanna spit in my anus while i fart as loud as i can in your face? you rancid swine?

im horny

My preferred pronoun
You female?

I hate women

myself, but you it could be you next if you're interested? I'm just looking to hookup and I think you're gorgeous, just being upfront.

IM FUCKING HORNY

do you wanna watch daisy destruction?

Don't get a boobjob or some incel on Cred Forums will be mad.

Ever thought of populating a school yard with lead?

"How's the HRT going?"

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my dad thinks you're hot too

Kobe deserved to die to be quite honest fam

wrong thread dipshit

rolling for this

Shame about Kobe, eh? He was flying over to eat my ass.

Sydney kinda cute tho

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

WINRAR

Based

yesssss

I'm going to be honest with you. I fucking hate women. I don't want to talk to you, I only wanna fuck and leave

Op said no racist shit in the op you fucking retards

I have a moral obligation to roll for this

trips nigger

w-winrar?

Hornier than a vegan in a fur factory

Damn it. Use my trips for this
>

>e] nice trips

i want to fuck you in your shit hole while 2 black men jack hammer my boy pussy

you shoud say : "me, you and mayonnaise"

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>devil trips
Praise jesus and FUCK NIGGERS

Na leave that one out, those posts just compound fuck what is already a train wreck.

Unrelated but my nutts smell of stale cazuela

say: greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri greek BASTARD

These bitches aren't gonna respond

This. Include pic.

is you jew aids?

Neg funy caz nig bad dx

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are you aids bitch?

Fucking what? In what god-awful language are you speaking?

fuk u nigger

ask her if she supports trans rights
after that you should offer her to crossdress you

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Hey, baby. You ever pity fuck a retard before?

>No racism
rolling for this

winrar

are you into felching?

Noice

Ρουφα την πουτσα μου νεγρε

How do you feel about the wutang virus? I’m genuinely interested in seeing where it goes, but I bet we don’t hear anything about it 3 weeks from now.

I want hot cum in my ass

>wutang
lmao

Deus Vult

You're cute, kinda remind me of my sister. Anyways, wanna fuck?

I want to believe

What is a dubs? Tell her “You look like you need to lay off the sweets, my good bitch.”

I’ve got 2 hands, 9 fingers, and a urinary tract infection. Let’s fuck.

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

You are on Cred Forums, send help

It ain’t nuttin ta fuck wit

dubs is when a post number ends with two same numbers
Like in these posts:
It's a random thing which theoretically should happen to about a tenth of the posts
Also get out of this place while you can newfag

Deliver.

Have you heard about that new wutang virus? From what I heard it ain't nutthin to fuck wit

Have you heard about Kobe? I heard he was black

waiting

we all are

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Do they not have access good films in Greece?

this, OP is really stupid

jesus fucking christ have you ever heard of the phrase "lurk moar"? the point of it is to force people to lurk in threads and learn these things on their own. the point of that is to inundate people into the culture of this website and weed out the people who are just here from FB/Reddit. You don't answer questions likethat here you fucking idiot. fuck. it's poeple like youthat killed this site.

How the fuck is this topkek you mongrel? OP just sends 3-4 messages at once taking away any possibility of a response. Are you samefagging?

they don't have access to good ANYTHING in any foreign shithole that isnt named USA. dur retard.

dude fuckl you bitych i dont like ytou and i hope you die! i bet you like fucking dudes dude. yuou retard bitch whore fucker AND I MEAN MAN WHORES! also i have nothing to do with what you responded to at all.

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its a zoomer and this is probably his first time on this website and he probably never talks to girls. those types of people are the ones who find spamming brainless messages to random strangers funny

send this op. got dubs. checekedd

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im going to light my dick on fire and skulfuck ur mom tonight and youwill become my duck son you faggot. btw, i want steak and eggs for breakfast so have it ready.

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I'm just not a big movie fan, where is it from?

dude ill shove the steak and eggs up your ass to make a steak and egg ass omelette you piece of doodoo

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Yea the dude was so impressed and hyped by OP delivering that it seems like it was his first time to witness something so usual

yea how about i pull them out of my ass and then shove them up your ass and then shove your mom up your ass adn then fuck her pussy again through your ass ie effectively making YOU a faggot because you took it in your ass but protecting me from being a faggot because i just fucked your mom's loose floppy pussy you fucking queer.

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DUDE APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT NOW

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Fair point, I won't do it anymore. But it's kinda silly that you say that with the current state of Cred Forums
Like there is anything left to be ruined

>OP is not a faggot and delivers an actually good thread for once
>"Why are you so excited about that? Never seen a good thread in Cred Forums before?"
You're both either clueless boomers who don't see the current state of Cred Forums or retarded

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"fuck. it's poeple like youthat killed this site."
He said this site is dead. so theres nothing left to ruin. retard

people who delivers isnt that rare its just that retards keep the trap threads alive and not the 'good' threads alive

That arm of hers looks fucking weird...
>You been shooping again fatass ?

SORRY
CAN WE ALL DIRECT OUR COLLECTIVE ANGER AT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT PLS?

already replied to that faggot ass retard who dont know how this site works.
thanks for apologizing

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First time back to Cred Forums in a year or two, I know Cred Forums was retarded before but what the fuck happened? Did the Gen Z TikTok memers discover Cred Forums?

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rolling for this

You don't know whether it was one year or two ?
>Are you fucking retarded user ?
Also, don't go into Cred Forums it's not what it used to be.

no the trap and niggerlovers that post bbc threads took over. b has always been bad but its str8 up poo now.

woah dude how ya do the green sentance?!?

you are in exactly the right place then frien. First do this After that peruse the thread and all of your questions will be answered. Faggot. and gtfo out of here newfag

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check my dubs ill get with this post because i am now bored

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This is how you do it newfaggot.

>actually good thread
Are you retarded or underage? Read through what you replied to 10 times if you need to, but understand that sending out 3 messages at once so that the girl understands that you're a troll, doesn't make this a "good thread" you fucking unit of a braincell. OP already admitted his mistake, it's time for you to realize that you should lurk more until you realize just how idiotic your reply was. I believe it's amusing for you to first time in your life see a madman OP sending funny messages, but it really doesn't happen so rarely.

yeah dude i just faked the first checked post i did so ill do it now
check my dubbies homie

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okay ill get it now

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FUCK

LOL UR SO GAY. at least I was only 1 digit off. I'm done screwing around now. THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE!

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