When was the first time you got a blowjob?

When was the first time you got a blowjob?

>Be me, horny, have been thinking about buying a fleshlight for ages
>Walk pass a sex shop, say fuck it, endure the shyness and decide to enter inside
>While I'm choosing which fleshlight to buy among the ones they sell, I notice that, in the same place they rent porn movies, there's some booths where you can pay to see porn
>I was horny anyway, and the idea of masturbating inside a sex shop tuned me on
>So after doubting it a bit, I go inside one of the booths and close the door
>I notice then two holes in the walls and I realize it's a gloryhole
>I open them on my side, but they're both closed on the other side, not that it matters because I'm alone
>After jerking off for a bit, I hear someone come to the booths and enter inside the one next to me
>I don't think much about it, thinking that it would be another guy who wants to fap too
>But then I realize the gloryhole is open now and that someone is watching me jerk off
>Then it hits me that there's probably a girl on the other side wanting to suck my dick
>Can't believe my luck
>I try to look at her through the hole, but she immediately closes it off
>Understandable, she doesn't want me to see her face and stalk her
>I ask her if I can touch her tits through the hole, but she doesn't answer and she doesn't open the hole
>I put my penis next to the hole, it opens again and I stick my dick through it
>I feel a soft pressure in my dick, and I realize I'm finally getting sucked
>I'm diamonds, and I fuck the gloryhole with my dick
>I can tell she's a pro, and that she has practice with this
>After around 3 minutes, I tell her I'm about to cum, but she doesn't answer and I nut in her mouth
>She immediately closes the door while I sit on my booth trying to catch my breath
>I clean myself and I walk away the store, she was still inside her booth when I left
I never saw her and I never heard her voice, but it was the best blowjob I've ever received

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>she

Your logic is infallible.

Things that never happened.

nigga you must be trolling

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:tl;dr
yesterday

It seems that you guys think that she was a guy because of the way that I phrase it. She wasn't a guy, I know that as a fact, she was watching porn in the booth next door, and it was straight porn, so it can't be a gay guy. Besides, her lips felt very femenine.

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Whatever, virgin

trying too hard dude, you'd have done better to slip it into an existing gloryhole or similar thread, but the deliberate ignorance of your character can't carry a thread as an OP
0/10

fake and gay

Dude, it's not that I want to troll you, I just accidentally phrase it in a way that it sounds gay, but it isn't. Even if I wanted to, you can totally tell the difference between a blowjob from a guy than from a girl, a girl's lips are way softer. Maybe if she had the lips of a butch, you could confuse them, but I can assure you that she had very femenine lips.

>be me
>14 years old
>nude beach close to my home
>wanted to see boobies so went there
>no boobies only old dudes
>layed there for a while
>guy sits next to me and we start talking
>tells me the women are in the dunes
>walk in to the dunes with him
>he starts stroking his cock and mine
>get horny and confused
>he asks me if he can suck my cock
>say yes
>felt great
>all in all a great experience and a great introduction to gay nudism 8,5/10

>be me 9 years old
>family is hosting a bonfire with all the neighborhood kids
>only ones left at the bonfire is me an 16 old neighbor
>he confesses he's gay an like little boys
>me not knowing shit other than pepe feel good when touch went with it
>sneaks off into woods to fool around
>gets first blowjob an loses anal virginity that night
>we sneak off to woods to fool around for a couple of months
>get caught by step mom but don't snitch an he moves

>first blowjob

>i know the difference between a blowjob from a guy and a girl

>be a highschooler
>think I was in the 9th grade
>stay to myself
>I guess some female had her eyes on me for a while but never made it known
>we talk about making music for a bit
>we walk home as she lives in the neighboorhood and she goes her own way once I get home
>memory is really blurry but we go to the park and never explicitly agreed to do anything but I guess her plan was to go to the park and fuck and she just wanted to ease her way into that
>we get to the park and bullshit for a bit and then we behind some bushes and I receive a toothy blowjob and no sex
tl;dr?
shitty greentext cause I never do em and a toothy blowjob that remains the worst to date
was not cash

Weak bait

not first attempted bj, because that didn't really count as I couldn't get hard for the landwhale

first real bj
>18 have 16 yr old gf, hot as fuck, huge tits
>she's a nympho, and im super inexperienced
>sitting on couch at her landwhale friend's house, she asks if i want a bj
>of course i fucking do, she makes me promise to tell her before i cum
>i agree
>she puts blanket over me and goes down
>landwhale friend leaves room all pissed off
>feels so good
>about to cum, don't tell her
>bust nut in her mouth
>she spits all over my jeans and my shirt
>comes out all pissed off and tells me thats the last time i will ever get a bj from her
>don't care, was worth

she held that promise for almost 2 years before she finally blew me again

I've obviously never received a blowjob from a guy, but I've received a lot of blowjobs from women since then, so I can tell how a woman's mouth feels

Can vouch my second blowjob was with a awkward high school girl leagues better than the blowjob i got when i was 9 from my neighbor

Was your neighbour male?

Did you ever meet that guy again, or was it a one-time thing only?

>be me 12 now
>bummed out pedo neighbor moved out
>parent's make me an siblings play outside for 2 hours day literally lock us out
>just go to the local park an either play DS or sun bake on the slide in the hot south carolina heat
>que awkward girl lets call her "becky"
>becky is pal freckles thick glasses and a little chubby
>we make small talk an becky tells me she's new to the area an we become friends
>fw months of hanging out and bonding with me an my younger brother
>becky wasn't popular in HS so she hung out with the middle school kids
>one day it was just me her and younger brother in woods playing truth or dare
>i dared her to take off her pants and show me her vagina
>she was shy at first but me an bro peer pressured her into doing it
>we then convinced her to give us both blowjobs
>becky complied an blew me an my brother while fingering herself
>we both cum an she puts her pants back on we act like nothing happened
>fw months later shes popular in hs now an pretended we didn't exist

Becky was also my first kiss

yes i posted a greentext about it also posted about her bj as well

I was 21, got it from my first gf when we went to spend the night together at a hotel. Same time that I lost my virginity.

How old was she?

28

>Becky was also my first kiss

Right after she blew your brother?

sauce?????

>be me
>16 years old
>broke up with girl who never put out
>this girl I felt up once in middle school wants to hang out and smoke pot
>tell her I will come over as I have car and she lives in fucking middle of nowhere
>shes wearing bikini for some reason when I get there
>letsfuckinggo.jpg
>play with her pussy a little bit, but I have no fucking clue what I'm doing
>she obviously gets bored and offers to make some drinks
>makes screwdrivers or some shit
>tell her I've never had blowjob before
>shes shocked because she knew ex girlfriend and I dated for like 4 fucking years
>she gives me a blow job
>think I'm a god (looking back, it was nothing special)

fast forward like 3 years and shes fucking dead because she was anorexic and she committed suicide

>be me
>30 years old
>driving with my wife to see my mom who is in nursing home
>drive past the place where this girl used to live
>tell my wife that's where I got my first blowjob and shes dead now.

The end retards.

It went on for close to a year and met a lot of great people through him. One of those became my daddy for a few years and trained me to become a perfect trap. It all ended when he was caught witch child porn on his phone and I got a girlfriend.

>be 16
>second gf whos also 16
>Christian girl church goer, farmers daughter type (ireland)
>always stayed at my house after school waiting on lift home
>both horny ragin hormones
>she has my cock out stroking it head side on my chest
>my thought is shes so close why not help...
>thrust dick up as she strokes closer to mouth
>SHIT WORKS im in her mouth
>its warm its deferent
>shes not refusing shes just going with it
>minutes pass im close... I yell out im gona cum...
>thinking she will stop or pull away... Does she fuck. Takes my load like a champ down her throat. No gagging no wretching.
>wanted to kiss me goodbye when her mum picked her up
>pretty sure we snowballed slightly
>went to football (soccer) that night proud as punch

This made me laugh, thanks

My older brothers gf when I was16. He was pretty pissed off about the whole thing

How did he find out?

Wreck beach? That sounds like something that would happen there, I've done a fair share of shady stuff there myself.

No, I'm Dutch lol

>2006
>girl who never talked to me in high school suddenly starts writing me on myspace
>month later, she's cheating on her bf with me
>drop her off at her place one night
>star making out in car
>"i want to do this for you, user", she whispers in my ear
>holy shit! she's unzipping me
>sucks me off in her driveway with people walking and driving by
>keeps sucking after i've cum
>best feeling ever

To this day I love it when someone keeps going after I've cum. It's delicious torture.

>be me aged 5
> girl also 5 daughter of mums friend
>she asks if she can "suck my tail"
> i say yes
> she gets on her knees
> looks me in the eye and says dont pee
> sucks me for 5 mins.

Me 19, girl 18,
She sucked flaccid dick for 30min because i didnt feet hard. Next 30 min sucked half hard dick with hand help. Finaly i came in her mouth. After she asked how to suck dick to get it hard lol

She told him

Based paddy

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Am I weird for preferring blowjob's to actual sex lads? Don't get me wrong it's a close thing but head wins out. Something about the intimacy and submission I think.

Robin?

Im in agreement.

Me too

As weird as this sounds I can confirm it's different. Guys mouths are warmer for some reason.

I enjoyed it op.

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fair fucks bud

So OP you got sucked off by a guy, and this is how you convince yourself it was a woman

based criticel

Agree