If God is real, what’s the first question you would ask him?

If God is real, what’s the first question you would ask him?

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Why haven't you killed me yet?

Can i ask you a question?

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Thanks for not torturing me in the most painful way possible man. I know your capable of anything and you dont have to answer to literally no one.

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Is it ok to be a pedophile but don't act on them.

Depends on which God you are talking about. That Jew piece of crap, I wouldn't waste my time. Odin on the other hand I would ask for a drink of his mead.

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I would ask if suck your friend's dick for friendship is gay

>a "god" that drinks mead

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Why the fuck is Reddit a thing.

Stfu Id side with Surtr the jötunn are the real ones. Id ask to be left alive for the wirld after ragnarök

Would you suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole?

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It provides the drinker with knowledge of the universe.

Why did you make op such a huge faggot?

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Can you make a rock so heavy that you can’t even lift?

Why would I want to ask him anything? He can GTFO

"Why are you such a prick?"

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Please stop being such a cunt

I would ask why
Just... why?