ITT: prove you're an oldfag

ITT: prove you're an oldfag

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Oldfag reporting in. Mods are asleep. Post sinks.

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wat website makes pics age 20 years?

twodecadeshence.com

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Ha! The file size is way too small.

formatted my drives fully between 20 and 30 times since i opened this site the first time, so I kinda cannot
i joined around the height of the absolute shittiest ragecomics

I used to beat my meat to Togi chan and cracky chan

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I remember when we posted cats on caturday.

yeah fucking sad wasn't it

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nice

Better than the sad fucking pornboard Cred Forums has become.

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oh sigourney, so sensual, so pleasing

true but the cats were really a reddit type thing we had different objectives

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Still right 20 years later

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remember how many thought this was him ?

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I remember the 5chan incident.

We started the cats, not leddit.

yeah but it never felt right to me

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C64

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This was before Reddit.

>load "*",8,1
run-stop-restore is ctrl-alt-delete for ancientfags

>We
You should know better.

so was the endless cp threads but they took over those as well

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>G R O W E R S
>B L A C K B E R R Y

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Asking ya oldfags:

was there any time on Cred Forums where pizza or pizza like shit (teen models etc.) allowed?

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These threads are just creating more oldfag posters
>go kys faggot

Of course not and i never looked when there was

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this user remembers

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yummy lil whore!

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checked your anti freeze lately ?

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No. And threads with actual cheese pizza were rare.

Even requesting it got the thread taken down quickly.

Checked as fuck

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You mean far-left?

she dead?

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thank you sir oldfags sir

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google Mary-Ann Rialeb to not find out the truth

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brb watch my oj

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Everyone ITT is a roody poo newfriend.

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i was the pizza

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at the time we were supposed to believe that was mook

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ahem

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Shows the difference between Dems and Republicucks.

When a dem is accused of something, they don’t obfuscate, or start attacking the victim, or making excuses.

This ruined Al’s career.

Trump currently has 11 women accusing him of raping them ...
And que the republitard excuses/obfuscation/victim blaming in 3.....2......

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Left and right photos are at different angles , so would have a different length for an axis on the same plane .

Schoolboy error

yeah I know and you're right
somehow I like the picture though

thick errrrr bob ?

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No shit. We thought there was a real picture of tarntino sucking child feet out there. I mean sure the pizzagate republicans did

is there any proper way to measure things up in a picture?

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Called you right back in a response to your response and I’m sorry to say I wanna is the time

this is so fucking hot!
but all over the years couldn't find anything else

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why does her shirt say incel?

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I never forgot this shit, so fucked up

I 100% believe this

no one ever did and many tried just one of life's mysteries

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Who remembers bats on batunday?

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Of course there is.
Use a program like fspy to accurately gauge the x-y-z depth, and easily extrapolate from there.

its never being sure that makes you remember everyone loves a mystery

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true dat!
yes me too
its somehow hot and sick

not me probably suppressed the memory

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FBI shit??
science rulez!!!!

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>fspy
Thank you Sir!!!!

jesus what a soyboy, guess we're better off with hiroshimoot afterall

nice one of my favs

Not really.
I mainly use it for UV mapping 3D objects from photos in blender or maya

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desu

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pfffffftttttttttt ever seen him in a thread ? ever seen any kind of interaction whatsoever ?

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yeah okay but it will do the job for "real" images also, I guess?! Not only CGI stuff?!

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Yes, daily. Who do you think runs the bots which post all the trap, dickrate, celeb, furry, etc. threads? Chinkmoot makes a shitload of coke money on all those "ad impressions."

legends says he is still raving

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Sure
>download blender (free)
>download fspy (free)
>open image in fspy
>match parallels
>export to blender
>use measurement tool
>????
>profit

not exactly the personal touch but then if your culture boils dogs alive to improve the flavour i guess we cant expect anything else

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already posted, holy shit ur such a nigger

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Haha bitches don't know about my sink.

Also Jessies Girl... I think we all had a wank to that yummy lil treat.

Also roody poo.

yeah sorry broke my own read the thread rule

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>CUM CIDER
> P O W E R

>muh boob hoo boo hoo
>eating dog

Faggot.
You come from a culture that has literally altered the DNA of farm animals to improve their yield.
I don’t think morally you have a leg to stand on...kind of like those GM Turkeys that can’t stand due to their accelerated growth.

careful now

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Stupid summerfag, Cred Forums was originally like 60% porn, much of it being cp. Don't be a retard, just be glad that shit hasn't started up again.

Roast beef

Consequences will never be the same

HOOOOOOVEEE! SHOW ME THE HOVE!

oh thank you!!!
feel your dick sucked by (pic related)

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Damn nigga, an oldfag as old as me. Lol at ur ban reason, those were the days.

I phone post from the shitter now while my wife makes breakfast for the kids... what the fuck happened to me haha

who are you calling a yank triggered boy

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consequences will never be the same!

Linetrap

Newfaggot.
This is an old faggot thread.

Plebbit is that way >>>

anyone remember?

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sad story really at least she did some really bad porn

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Jfc that looks a lot like one of my exes and I think I threw up a little

you got lucky my wife "borrowed" my jeep and i had fitted wheel spacers and altered the turning circle so i cant even blame her

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shhhhhhh you are making yourself look like a twat

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Lmfao we are talking 14 years ago, when I was living in a different country and on a HDD that I watched turn to dust in the scalding hot thermite.

I feel pretty safe. Also I was 12 lol. Good times.

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Salty milk and pennies

sorry dude

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OP claiming ID

I'm the goatse model

check the imgfilename.
i think it's the oldest "chan-style-filename" pic i have saved

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Strange, based on his hairy spic face I would never...

Based on his hefty tan cock, I would not hesitate. I guess that is the appeal of the gloryhole?

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OP claiming ID

but what about the guilt ? he died of anger (mostly at you)

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SHOOOOTDAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

love this picture
she was very cute there
and you can smell his anger

like you dont know

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Says the triggered faggot

u guys remember this threads?
back when "meme" wasnt a generic name for internet pic?

i loved the FBF and SAP threads

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I remember being in high school in 2004(?) or earlier and being scared to refresh Cred Forums in the school library. We all knew what could appear.

Idk who that is lol. Who is that?

yup you are defiantly an old fag

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She was 22 when these photos were taken.
I have more.

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My first bicycle was the Desperado

I don't, I find guys off grindr. They need to have nice faces as kissing is a big part of sex for me. But I would suck that big spic dick. No shame.

Lurk Moar

woteva i couldn't give the tiniest shit

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Where's her dad/Chris hardwick

just a girl we turned into a trap and killed her dad

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-Cred Forums-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

>We all hoped it would appear

Fixed.

Also walk the dinosaur.

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well thanks for that image

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Proper term is "salty milk and coins" you fucking newfag poser.

bit old for you shirely ?

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He said, triggeredly.

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Moms spaghetti

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Lol I remember Jessi Slaughter hahaha what a freak. Now goes by damien and they them... but just looks like a fat bushpig. Jesus. I guess I got off easy.

Does anyone remember the 2 kings of Cred Forums? The kind of ugly dark haired dude and the completely fuckable ginger? God I miss those pics.

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we ruined so many lives
we will end up in hell

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Fail troll

no you have to look you cant not look just look you know its wrong but you know you will

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8a5d070e5ee

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stop it mongo faggot

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ohhhhh its WAY worse than that

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the little whore loves it!
she gets very wet...you can see it in her horny eyes

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lmao.... thats not boxxy, thats transexual pornstar sensation Bailey Jay.

Moar

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There's a difference between one Senator and a President so hugely popular with party that no other Republican would have a chance at taking the presidency at this point. If the Democrats had a President in office with over 80% Democrat support, I'm not so sure they would turn on him.

All these years and still fucking kek. She was mental from the start.

How defiantly?

no shit. and the other one aint moot either

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u dont say

and hungry apparently

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I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

SPIT SHINE OR SPIT BLOOD

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i was going on the attitude these new kids are kinda sweet

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Meet me outside and say that to my face.

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Didnt go by Baily Jay when on Cred Forums

Kek

So, we are effectively admitting here that the law doesn’t apply to the president .
They are “above the law”.

That distant ring you heard was the death knell of the American Dream

not him but you cant trust anything these days

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Newfags

i remember he b& ppl for posting that pic.. what a fag

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Was pretty disappointed to find out he's a fucking ass pirate irl.

You're naive if you think that the majority of people in Washington really give a fuck about "rule of law" compared to their own interests.

You used to get banned for posting My Little Pony outwith the MLP board ...it’s still written in the rules, last time I checked.

Standards on this site have definitely lowered from the raid/pizza/swatting days

who is this?
I tried reverse etc. Just give me answers

Fuck off newfag, lurk more.

It was relatively often a 16 or 17 year old would post and stay front page for a time. But then people would post saying 16 year old girl seeking attention with no content, nothing to say, This led to Tits or Get The Fuck Out. It wasn't derogatory to all women, only to those trying to use "I'm a female" to attention whore and spam the fuck out of front page.

Not really .

Remember when Trump claimed he’d drain the swamp ....now he’s claiming that swamp water is safe to drink

imagine if deepfakaes had been a thing back then?
i remember boxxy had her own imgboard

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Fuck you newfag

we called her boxxy she came among us often and was the queen of Cred Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=tHweocGg5N8

its supposed to look like boxxy
also lurkmoar newfag
pic relate

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I still remember and brag, that it was Cred Forums that uncovered mainstream media doctoring photos to promote racial hate. News all over was still posting old doctored photos of "innocent boy" Trayvon Martin while Cred Forums had age accurate undoctored photos and also discovered that Trayvon was breaking into all the houses when he went to his dad's house when he got kicked out of school. When he got shot he was out for assaulting his bus driver as reported by user.

wot a thought

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>Just give me answers
fucking kids and their spoonfeeding

pls more!
she became a fucking white pig
would still bang this dirty dumb ass shit!

sarina valentina
yw Cred Forumsro

that retard was never the queen

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Pull the newfags into the linetrap

fuck off newfag

You just lost the game.

i remember calling in an airstrike and hitting the wrong people

imgur.com/gallery/5P1N1GI

2014. That is the death there

she lost a lot of weight recently them stretch marks are pretty fucking huge

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meanwhile in Russia

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We had our fun but we were the one's that tracked down the guy too. I still remember the posts about the trash cans. I don''t perfectly remember the house. I think someone found it on Google Maps using the trash cans as a guide for the neighborhood.

>soyboy
fucking newfags

cant we have 2 queens the slutty one and the never even did topless one ?

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she was sooo cute back than

wrong pic

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No that's just a tuna melt that fell on the floor.

How does that contradict my point? Also, I'm not pro-Trump.

you really wanna pick a fight with kimmy ?

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would bang so hard
for the good old times

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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she a whore now?

I wish hood flashes were more frequent on /f/. Maybe I can turn it into a day of the week tradition or something.

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Thems Cred Forums fighting words.

pls more!!!

its not a wheelchair fetish is it ?

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For every campaign against scientology there was an attack on epileptics.

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Hahaha

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kek

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bitch

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fap fap fap before the cyber police knock on my door

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true story dat?

The saddest part about this picture is these kids were just being edgy 10 years ago. Now it is state sponsored, there is an after-school high school club that has it's own yearbook page. If you think it's weird or gross and someone fins out you will be fired from your job or expelled from school.

This is a 7chan meme that you faggots stole and I am still bitter about it.

pool's closed
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ye.
she went full tumblr tier.
and she has like 3 vids on pornhub
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thats just the kinda thing that killed her dad

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None of these photos of this set are Jessi.
It’s some other fat camwhore who looks ‘kinda’ like her


As always, fucking Lurk Moar

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yes but she was only in one temporarily and now she looks like this

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Not jessi slaughter you fucking retard.

Lurk moar

>Stupid summerfag, Cred Forums was originally like 60% porn,
No, it wasn't. Not even close.

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pfffftttttttt you just cant face that she is a coal burner

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Dats some mighty fine denial, Mr B

Yeah.
It was more like 80% with a %25 cheese pizza ratio

I was a newfag 10 years ago.
Nothings changed

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Couldn’t give a modicum or a quantum of an iota of a fuck.


And does that look like the fat camwhore in the other photos?

Christ...how retarded are you?

i refuse to comment on the grounds that i might incriminate you even more

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fuck off kid you really dont know what you are talking about

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not as retarded as u clearly r

How did you find that picture?

none of your business

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You guys are the literal retarded faggots claiming that
This
Is the same as
This
I don’t believe for a minute that the Drs cleared you for release....you should go seek out the nearest responsible adult and ask them to call your carers

I know the guy in the picture. His name starts with J. I went to school with him.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8a5d070e5ee

shut up

so is he right about fried hose pussy ?

somehow hot and sick

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He probably would like it. His mom made weird food.
Thanks for your time man, I shouldn't be surprised he fucked Cred Forums sluts.

Dubs saved your life

under no circumstances skip to 2.55 just dont do it

youtube.com/watch?v=pm3rDbXbZRI

>BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY MANLY FIST

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how the fuck did he get so skinny in 2 years?

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puberty

love big black what??

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... Go on.

2012 doesn't make me an oldfag, but it is 8 years.

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...

Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?

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ur gonna shit brix

joined yesterday. anything i should know about this place

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harbl.

crime

No proof, but I found this place when I was in high school back in the beginning of '04. The post count was less than 1,000

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lol, i created this meme in 2011.
Good times.

i invented "lel"
i know no one will believe me but idgaf

thought so

press play on tape

Whos got its nudes though

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in this thread u nigger. unless u meant the father then i wouldnt know

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It's been so long since I've seen John. Navy seal too.

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hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.