I have 40TB of porn, growing 1TB/week, AMA

I have 40TB of porn, growing 1TB/week, AMA

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On a hot dog, mustard or ketchup?

Are you into checking dubs?

How much of it have you seen?

Ketchup, mustard is disgusting.

fy

60-70%

tell us where you at so we can all converge there once the normies died of corona

how much of it is literally the same bimbo screaming while faking orgasm? Over and over and over.

How much actual porn? Aka bestiality. All other porn sucks in comparison.

Why the fuck would you use a NetApp and not CEPH on commodity hardware

I stopped the downloads to almost a trickle a year ago. Partly due to a lack of decent new content. Rewatching the old stuff is well worth it, you can delete all the junk. And then you're let with top tier dap material!

Why?
Also, what are your top 5 genres?

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If you think porn is good you should try having sex with a real girl! If porn is like 4/10 then a real girl is like Spinal tap/10

they are cheap
commodity hardware chassis with 24 disks ?

Small tits
Small tits with hairy bush
Mature lady with young male
Creampie
Bigtits with bush

BBW
facial abuse
taboo
public
milf

>They are cheap

That was an easy way to prove you don't have 40TB of porn, or a NetApp

because new content is always better

putting 10 times the effort into getting laid won't be enough im afraid

200 delivered where i live
pic is not mine
please elaborate on your solution

What comes after 999 terabytes

>200 delivered where i live
>pic is not mine

Pix Plox

>please elaborate on your solution

Yes, for science

Petabytes

pedobyte

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Had like a 4tg of porn at one time, get a girlfriend and deleted out of fear of her ever finding it. On the other side I start having real sex more frequently

Petabyte retard

>60-70%
Assuming 65% and 1.5Mb/s average bitrate means you've been watching porn roughly 4815 hours, or 600 workdays.

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Is it neatly organized? Do you think you'll ever even fap to all of it?

8 bay are sufficent for 40TB

I don't seat through 30min porn videos
I watch like 20 in 30min

Unfortunately no
I plan on writing some software for that
I heard Stash was ok too

Based

Check em

Do you use stenography to put malware payloads in the images like I do? (Memes and porn are how I spread my botnet and drive-by mining)

Faggot/coward

Why would anyone even download porn? there's like a thousand free porn sites out there, so what's the point?

Fuck you.

I have 10x4TB right now
4TB was the cheapest here until recently
Ill go into 12TB next

Shut up and download my malware

streaming has shitty bitrate 99% of the time
plus latency and low bandwidth

Do you have a back up? How do you have your RAID setup? 5, 1+0? What metadata do you use to identify each of your files (cumshots, anal, bj, etc)?

It is the superior condiment.

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no backup
zfs with 2 vdevs in raidz1
No organization whatsoever, just standard naming from trackers

OK Nigger whats after 999 petabytes

Favourite pic?

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love her

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1000terabyte. At 1024 it's a petabyte. I liked the pedobyte joke tho.

How long til your dick is completely rubbed down to a nub?

You have invalidated any further statements.

lul I doubt I'll need it for other things anyway

Do you have premium subscriptions and you just save the videos or is everything just ?

subscribed to a site for the 1st time recently
stayed 1 month, ripped 1.5TB for $20
I need to get a good tracker though
Rn I do mostly a shitty tracker thats 80% public uploads

No wonder you have 40tb of porn. Thats something someone with 40tb of porn would think.

A 24kb sample of the delightful collection

such dedicated samefagotry

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Is there a chance theres something illegal there?

What's a Yodabyte then

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fy

seems accurate, not sure porn has anything to do with it though

I am, why?

Just so you know, with that volume of images and videos, you likely have something illegal stored there. Just so you know.

how/why do you have that much porn

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whoa!!! checked!

whatever he wants, i guess

fy again

how?
porn trackers, some scripts to select torrents, good connection, money to throw at hard drives, a storage array

why?
"theres always better porn out there"
unlimited new hd content, its a confort
sometimes I find a girl I like, and I realize I have 10 vids of her already
also people stop seeding after a while, there is some older shit I'll likely never get without paying or getting into empornium
basically it's porn addiction+data hoarding

Are you the owner of motherless?

CP porn?

hello porn bank user, do you have any advice about storing porn for it to be hidden and not suspicious? I wanna make sure it stays hidden from my gf, I have gotten back into making a porn bank, my mega of 50GB is already getting full, for the moment I throw stuff on my dropbox and to my google drive account but it seems like unless I'll be paying for cloud storage, I will soon run out of it. I was thinking about storing it locally on my laptop and create a password protected rar file that also hides the file names. What is your advice user?

The fuck?

y tho ?

just fucking throw it in a random subfolder on C:\windows\system32\ or whatever

Tbh I don't bother with that, if she can't accept the fact that I watch porn then she's apparently delusional about what men like, want and do.

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Post all your diaper porn plz.

that guy gets it

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Waste. I used to have a few hundred gigs of fetish porn. Nothing nasty, just chicks masturbating in public, which is awesome, btw. Then I realized I never revisted the stuff. I saved it, but then spent my time looking for new content of the same fetish. Ended up just deleting it all and bookmarking my favorite porn sites and searches.

Easy.

I hear your suggestion user, maybe I gotta make this clear with her, well at least I'm prepared already if I forget stuff on my computer and she confronts me, she won't even have to ask herself questions. We're nt having nearly enough sex, last was like 3 weeks ago, it's long when I'd do it like every 2-3 days

videos can get taken down, that is the issue

Thank you.

I mean, let's be fair. Porn is to men and boys as social media is to women and girls..

They're unhealthy addictions that almost everybody is afflicted by.

A bit of social media and a bit of porn is no issue in the same way having an alcoholic beverage occasionally isn't a bad thing.. it's excess that problematic.

I most certainly have spent on average 1 hour per day for at least the last 10 years collecting, saving, organizing and consuming porn.
That's almost half a year of 24/7 non-stop porn... Imagine spending that time on something productive. =/

They key is to be truthful and fair.
Hiding things or lying isn't going to be good for you in the long run.
Especially things like dissatisfaction with your current frequency of intimacy.

Remember though don't tell her "I demand more sex".. tell her you feel like you're not having as much sex as you'd like and go from there.. be sure to have the conversation in an open way so that you make her feel that you expect her to state her desires and wishes too.

Communication is essential for a fruitful LTR and is something that's severely lacking in this modern day.

Problem with that is that shit can disappear and get taken down.. In the same way shit you'd like to watch can be taken from Netflix or whatever.. hell, your fucking ISP might decide to shit the bed right when you're in the mood to watch a movie on netflix.

I used to love primejailbait.com as my go-to site for nice sexy photos of teenage girls.. but that got closed down recently.
I managed to do a full site rip before it went offline and I'm glad I did because I doubt I'll ever find another website with exactly the type of content I so enjoy.

yeah but what if the links goes dead
and you still have shitty quality

btw, about public porn, found this recently
fr.xhamster.com/search/extreme public pissing
theres a few where they literally fuck in a busy street in broad daylight, some of the most amazing public porn ive seen

thanks for your advice user. I have been working on this into being more open about every thing, being more honest. Even if I'm in the wrong, I prefer honesty and accept concequences rather than hiding stuff and eventually having it blow up in my face. Worst that can happen is that she finds it and will be very hurt, at least I'm not seeing anyone else, just random people that makes my peepee hard