I'm a 34 year old virgin and I've got 400 dollars. Would I be able to find a cute escort without a blown out pussy to jump on my dick for like 30 mins?
I'd have trouble getting aroused if it was a nasty hoe who's eaten 2 black dude's assholes at the same time.
I am looking for quality here.
Wish I could give you an answer.
Bumping so hopefully someone else sees this.
big enough metro area? sure, find an escort service.
otherwise go to nevada, gunna cost you but they got some premium pussy for the cheapest.
spend more so your not sticking your dick in crazy crack head if your trying to avoid that.
If I'm right in assuming US, then yes. For not even half of that.
Not a virgin but for that same amount I paid a hot 18yo girl off CL to give me a blowjob then I came on her face plus she let me record with my phone and take pics. Well worth it, I occasionally fap to it.
For 400 dollars you could probably approach any girl in a club and theyd take it up the ass for that much.
>$400 for ONE bj.
Waste.
yes
unless ur in united states or cuckerica where a cheap street walker charges 500 bucks just to touch you over your jeans
case in point:
Idiot Eurofag.
Sounds like it took you a long ass time to get $400. It might be wasteful to blow it all at once for a 30 minute experience that could suck.
lol fuck off. enjoy your 400bj by a cracjwhore
I've never paid that much for a single prostitute in America.
>a nasty hoe who's eaten 2 black dude
If she is escorting odds are she won't be fucking no niggers or black men. And if they are eastern european no bugmen either.
Would recommend going to Tihuana or any other border city and hire a latina whore from the brothels. Take note, from the brothels only.
As far as other Anons have adviced me and from my own experience, whores are a bet on quality allthesame, whether they be hookers or one niters you are playing a russian roulette either way.
Just see if you like her and how you get along, if there is any single redflag go the fuck out the emergency ladder if need be. Also, bring just enough cash for her and the hotel room, nothing else. Maybe gas but that's beyond the point.
Wrap your junk, get ultra sensitive ones if you wish and if under any circunstance you feel an itch down there ditch the bitch and get rubbing alcohol all over you shit. Don't pay the dirty numbcunt any shit.
>bugmen
??
Just look online in your area for escorts 400 will definitely get you high quality escorts depending on your area a decent girl will cost $120-200 but it’s all really up to you
This guy know's what's up.
Chinks, chinamen, souless insects, bugmen. Doesn't ring a bell?
>blown out pussy
>nasty hoe
>eaten 2 black dude's assholes
>34 year old virgin
Oh, really? You don't say. I never would have guessed.
>itch
>implying you will feel an itch right during the act
unless she has ppussy spiders idk what u talking about
Nope. Never heard it before.
This is spot on in Europe. I would go dutch and get 4 hookers on $100 each but that's just me.
Also, paying much doesn't guarantee shit, the only expensive slut I got was a dead fish.
this
theres ones that are just waiting for the time to be oever
>ppussy spiders
I laughed out loud.
Have kids eggcel roasty.
There are some nasty hoes in the streets, which is the main reason I advice OP to stay on massage parlors, brothels and high end escorting. Otherwise he might risk some shit.
Pic related? You must be western or central european.
No, I got it when you said Chinks. I'm an American. Never heard them called bugmen.
In germany you can fuck a hooker for 20€, the girls are pretty mostly from rumania or polish. I do it every week
I say go for it, but there is a chance you might feel worse after. If it's just to feel it for fun you will be fine, but if it's for intimacy and care, it will make you only want more. Therapy is better at making it last.
true tho
at a a whorehouse or outcall?
I was walking through Hamburg near the Reeperbahn once. The streetwalkers get super handsy on Sunday nights. lol.
Faggot.
He's gotta be talking street-walkers.
German guy here no man, whorehouse in Frankfurt
I strongly suggest you try it.
My bet is on redlight district brothels. They are 40€ on spain.
High end ones are between 100€-500€. But as the other asshole pointed out, some high end ones are a dead lay.
>hooker
>intimacy
Just what kind of retarded numbskull does this?
I have. Give me whores any day. Fuck off, for trying to make OP feel bad.
Is there a trick to it? In Hamburg they tried to charge me absurd prices. I knew it was just because I'm a tourist, but I didn't know what to say?
If you have the right escort you can get intamacy. One good escort a month is enough to sustain me.
To fuck off? Seriously, just call them on their bullshit. 80% of normies will stop trying to bullshit you. If they keep going they might be some kind of conmen which gives in into actually bugging them off.
The most I had ever paid for a hooker was 100 USD, but she was a dead fish so fuck that shit.
u in us?
Meh. I'm not a good haggler. It's easier in the US/CA. The price is the price, and they speak English.
No, might visit some day if it gets easier to get in and hookers get legalized. Otherwise there is little to nothing to actually go there.
Fair
wtf
it's way easier outside u.s.a
what sites do you use? ive read that they ask for references and personal info.. im like wtf
You're old and broke. LJL at the idea of a quality hooker for anything less than a grand, and expecting her to meet any standards of purity.
best deal I ever got was $5 but she smelled kinda bad
I dunno, I just had a hard time shaking the whole getting-upcharged-because-I'm-a-tourist thing. They wanted 75-100 euro for the basics.
>ive read that they ask for references and personal info
I don't give out personal info, but yeah, you'll need references for top girls. And you get what you pay for, trust me. The best sex of your life with a girl who actuallly acts like she wants you there for the whole hour.
>a grand
>hooker
Only in the US they charge that much. OP's in a more civilized place where sluts know their place and worth.
what if im new and no references.. dafuq
Nah. That guy's just a larper.
Chances are she will have already fucked 50 guys that day, so you will be getting a lot of other dudes funk on you. Pretty gross. Prostitution is disgusting.
You gotta start at the lower tier, or provide personal info. There are companies that do screening for that sort of thing that you can sign up for as well. You just have to provide a work number and they call discreetly to check. It's just about safety and quality. I wouldn't want the girls I see to have to deal with no references rifraff like you.
fuck off i wouldnt want these whores calling at my work and having my info so they can blackmail me
>75-100 euro for the basics
I get a whole hour of doing whatever I please with a romanian bimbo for that. Define me what they told you was the basics and I might be a little outraged.
Also, what the fuck with the references thing? Just tell her you found her ad somewhere and to cut the bullshit. They are whores and should keep to themselves. They don't need any kind of networking and even less if they are charging 500€ per hour or something.
But, beats me knowing how top end escorts work and maybe I will never know.
The whores don't get your info. The company does. It's well reviewed and discreet. Like PayPal
Save your cash. Beat your meat, and save a fraction of the minimal dignity you currently have.
15 minutes bj + sex.
>maybe I will never know.
That about covers it.
>50 guys that day
That pussy must be made of rubber or something.
But then again, this would be the same kind of nasty fuck that would had used each and every part of her body to get so many clients... would take a dip at those armpits tho, she must be hella good to please 50 dudes in a day.
You fucking autist... Taking shit literally.
You mean agencies? Well that's a whole new level for me... maybe some day but I don't know jackshit about that kind of luxury.
>Save your cash. Pay them 40€ to beat your meat, and lose every fraction of shame you currently have
Fix'd.
Next time tell her that's 30 minutes or to fuck off.
Could you really blame me? Years of coooming fucks your brain really good and pleasurely.
>You mean agencies?
I'm not sure I know what you mean by that. The verification company is a 3rd party. They don't know they girl and they don't know you. They just verify you are who you say you are and are legitimately employed.
but how does that work?
you contact the whore, and she contacts the 3rd party? wat
You get an identifying number. She searches for it. "user number 819355036 is verified, you whore." Bingo bango bongo.
can you go into more detail?
like from zero
How the hell do they get your info in the first place?
There exists a service. Let's call it P. You give P some personal info and pay a small fee. P gives you a discreet call a your work number to determine if you really are who you say you are. If so, success! You get a unique number for your personal use.
Girl can do the same independently.
Whenever you need a reference, you can give the girl your number. She looks it up, sees that you've been verified and aren't a scumbag, and lets you fuck her mouth hole.
You're a peasant, trying asking for royal treatment with a limited coin purse.
You're either very dellusional or so entitled that you've become retarded. So conclusion, you're a fucking idiot.
Nah, I've had great threesomes with 7-8/10's for less than $400.
Sure. Cool story.
Left is an audiophile who gives incredible head. Right is a ditz but eats ass without asking. True story.
For fuck's sake, all women are whores, even your whore mother I fucked last night. Wanna know how much she charges? Maybe you could ask for a discount or something.
cant u use a random number?
>Maybe you could ask for a discount or something.
Least she could do is Gradfather him in. He's been there before!
geeze you are an edge lord
lol u gotta pay for it dude, im a real man i go get chicks for free. start lifting looser
No, they verify the number. Otherwise what would be the point?
>Literally getting a motherfucking discount
GG.
idk how it works?
how does she verify that the number is me?
do they just tell her "yes.. user #9001 has been checked with us" or do they tell her "user#9001's name is xxx and works at yyy"?
how can she verify that the info she gets from the company matches who i am really?
>Implying you don't pay for the gym membership
>Implying you won't pay the club ticket
>Implying you won't have to at the very least pay her a drink
>Implying life is free
Also, charms beat looks faggot.
2 is the going r8 for a good one. Wrap that shit up
bro its not worth it, just work on your spells
Just ditch the whole thing and get normal escorts/massausess.
I guess that guy is just autistic and is sperging out some KGB/CIA thing.
Money uber alas faggot
lol tbh
No offense, but I hope you're just trolling. You can't be this dense.
The number is unique to your profile. She has the same. Sensitive info is not shared. Just a name and ID number (not the phone number). The company has a longstanding reputation in the community.
>KGB/CIA thing.
lol, whut?
Well, fuck that. I was a Lv 27 Grandwizard Apprentice and didn't manage to cast shit.
Gave my powers up and now am less socially akward... am still kinda spergy but well, you can't win them all.
>. Just a name
what part of i dont want to give personal info do you not get, pig?
lol weak faggot tryin to explain why he has to pay for it take it from a real man i get laid all the time man im not weak like you
>Just a name and ID number
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
OK cuck
30 minutes? Try lasting 2 if you're a fucking virgin
>He's too paranoid to give his first name to someone.
>ID number
Site ID, not like your driver's license.
Some providers will need your ID with censored info just to verify you are who you are
Never seen that. No thanks.
why dont i give them my adress and social security number while im at it
oh hell no
im literally in thailand right now and it costs 30$ for the hottest poon youve never seen.
also its laughable youre going to last 30mins....probably like 6
That's actually my fetish. A girl that will let me pound the shit out of her while acting completely disinterested.
Because no one is asking you to.
Dude, hit up a BJ bar for me, would ya? I was in Bangkok for a few days in '16. The weather fucking sucks, but the value is incredible.
Bugmen is a recent term. Most Americans experience with so called "chinks" are actually taiwanese. The influx of mainlanders is a pretty recent phenomenon, and they are now often described as bugmen as they seem to have no human emotions like empathy.
If you want comradely, hang out with some male friends with similar interests. If you want intimacy, get a dog. If you want to empty your balls, get a hooker.
I never understood this Walmart-style obsession where all human needs have to be fulfilled in one spot.
>If you want intimacy, get a dog.
Problem with Thailand is it seems every other day they have some political uprising, you can get killed just crossing the street, you save money on whores but blow $1500 on airlines and hotels and so forth compared to just staying local, its completely full of chink mongers now, its the birthplace of superAIDS, prices have recently gone way up, and aside from maybe a week in December its either oppressively hot or freakin monsoon.
I don't know much about the escort business, so I really can't help you, but I do want to point out that if you can get a high class, non-black or dark-skinned hispanic hooker, and she's eaten out TWO black assholes AT THE SAME TIME, that's fucking awesome. You should hire her.
If anything she'll lick your ass really good.
Emotional intimacy, not sex. They are two different things. I have a lab and she cuddles up with me every night and we go jogging every day together and play tug of war and I'm her world. You won't get lonely if you foster a strong relationship with man's best friend.
Go to Vegas. Get to pick from ten quality bitches who will have a drink with you, squeeze your knob under the bar, go take a shower with you, suck your cock like it's her job (which it is) then ride your dick while she rubs her coconut scented titties in your face. You can cum as many times as you want, it's your hour.
for the price of 500 ameridoos
How much, ballpark?
So what? How much do you think you'll pay for a few dates before a solid nine will wear top shelf slut clothes, put on a toy show, suck your balls, make you jizz five times, then never call you again?
That's exactly what I told some other homosexual up there somewhere.
If she can suck and make cum 100 guys on the same day then she is a human vaccum of some sort because then she gives better blowjobs than your mom.
lol youre a 34 yo virgin, you dont get to be demanding, bcs you prolly look like shit
if youve read this thread, you might find that 100 seems like a reasonable number for non-murkans
Depends on the girl. They set their own prices. If you want a legit pervert who loves her job, probably $500. Plus you get to have drinks, not act like a shy retard, and pick the girl from a line-up. Perky, rock-n-roller, porny-looking chick in fishnets and vinyl mini-dress. Then you get a limo ride back to your hotel.
I've read it. I'm an American. I have no interest in getting arrested in a Red Roof Inn in Cleveland, or having some switcharoo pulled where the hottie doesn't show, but her skanky looking partner with a cold sore on her face the size of a cheerio.
Not necessarily, there are many guys that are fit and attractive but anti-social and if you don't go to bars or engage in a social circle its easier for many to just fap rather than go on dating sites and what not.
In fact, considering how many I know that are god awful ugly genetic trash obese dogshits and yet have multiple kids with equally disgusting hambeasts, its really just a combination of high-standards and low-sociability combination that creates late bloomers.
Yea that's more than enough, you can get 1 hour with that from most escorts. Check cityxguide, escortalligator, and adultlook for any escorts in your city. If you live near an airport or a decent sized metropolitan area it shouldn't be too difficult to find one
well, then it sucks to be you if your only two options are cold-sore-cheerio or 500-buck cheerio
It sucks to be you, to be worried about $500. I enjoy bars and no bullshit. If you could walk into a bar, shmooze with a dozen really hot chicks who are each guaranteed to fuck your brains out, then decide to go lurking around sketchy situations, I guess your kink includes danger. Either way, you're still paying for it, but I prefer a nice atmosphere. Enjoy your gutter skanks.
You talking about bars, and picking up actual chicks? Or working girls?
Also, thoughts on heading to bars if you're not really a drinker/into drinking?
Then go to a disco/dancefloor.
>34 year old virgin
meh
>got 400 dollars
why so much for the first time
>find a cute escort
weekends and holidays or major city
>without a blown out pussy
its a dice roll 400$ on a high end bitch that's loose&lazy
its also a dice roll $60 on a basic bitch that works for it
>I'd have trouble getting aroused if it was a nasty hoe who's eaten 2 black dude's assholes at the same time.
that's like really oddly specific
also like how would you know
>I am looking for quality here.
just type in escort on duckduckgo
look for high reviews
Brothels have a bar where the girls hang out. You meet them, sit there, another comes by, says hi, another comes by. Its like a strip club. You pick the girl. In these web pages, sure, you pick, but you have to wade through a thousand skanks that look like Honey BooBoo all grown up. Then meet them at some sleazy Red Roof, and hope you don't get murdered. I prefer to sit in a bar, have a drink, and meet a few women, then pick one. You're paying probably 250 for that sleazy tryst. I'm paying $5-600 for everything with a top notch hottie. Plus enjoying an hour in the bar, loosening up. Then get a limo back to the Strip.