Hey Cred Forums not begging but how do I make 1300 in a week with bad to no credit? Rents due and my car broke down...

Hey Cred Forums not begging but how do I make 1300 in a week with bad to no credit? Rents due and my car broke down, I'm gonna be short. Any ideas?

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clinical trial...easy cash

How broke is your car user? If not to bad you can try to take a small loan to get it fix and try using instantcart or doordash to make some check cash i normaly do like $300 on a normal day in a small town

I don't have a smartphone. I already fixed the car too.

reaching out to everyone you know isnt glamorous but usually a few people that either know of a gig or have something they need done. also craigslit gigs

Walmart doesn't prosecute shoplifting under $20. Do this 65 times.

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Fix your credit by disputing everything on your record true or not. a few will miss the timeline to answer and it will come off

Takl app

Clean garages and gutters

Un ironically this
When I was homeless I would walk into Walmart with a coat, pick up some specific stuff usually small but valuable items I new would be easy to resell. Then I would walk to self check out scan maybe one of the item and pay for it a relatively small amount leave and sell the items for half or a third price on Craigslist and to friends for cheap. Make around 50-80$ a trip can do it once a day at as many stores as you want not just Walmart I especially liked hitting up target because almost all of their cameras are fake

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I did a clinical trial a couple decades ago. I had to go in for a physical with blood and urine (no cost to me). Then a couple weeks later, I went in for 10 days. It is a barracks like setting where meal times and blood draws are set. No strenuous activity, so it was read, watch TV, and play on the computers. $1,000.

get a floppy hole punch and some blotter paper off of ebay. sprat the punched bits with windex and let them dry. then wrap in tin foil and sell as hits of acid for 5 dolans apiece

>t once a day at as many stores as you want not just Walmart

just stay away from Target. All shoplifters know this

youre a piece of shit

you're

Any of you guys know how to come up with $500 before May without a job or doing anything illegal?

go with the fake acid sales. no one can report you because they were doing something illegal too (buying drugs)

Put sharpie in pooper on cam. Ask money for it.

rob a bank with a knife

or have big wiener and jerk for faggots

stoooopid

funny part is he can just watch straight porn while jerking off

donate blood/plasma

exactly, it's easy to do. been there, done it

sell your bodies...

sell everything you can
good luck user

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This is not true. Depending on what state you live in you might not get a criminal charge but you will def get hit with restitution.

die you subinsects

Bake normal brownies and sell them at a concert/event for $20 a piece

California allows you to still like $900 and get a slap on the wrist. Also they have perfect weather to just camp out on the street, it is perfectly legal. You can take a dump anywhere and not get so much as a ticket.

You don't need rent, you need to hitchhike to California.

Why? They are literally a target.

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Start dating rich old women

You can't get retail price when pawning. If lucky maybe 10% of retail.

Better do it closer to 700 times

Throw that boi pussy. You'll make 1300 in one night, tax free

>how do I make 1300 in a week with bad to no credit?
Suck 1 dick for $1300 Or Suck 1300 dicks for $1 each. Calculate whatever dicks x cash ratio you think is realistic and get suckin', OP.

>1300 in a week
not possible

THIS

I live in L.A. The cops won't even bother to investigate a robbery if it's less than $900 now. We had a black guy come into our store, load up a cart with about $800 worth of electronics, then just cruise out of the store. Called cops. Had super clear video of the guy. Cops show up. Won't even take a report or look at video. We called thr police station to complain and they said they no longer pursue misdemeanor crimes as they are short on manpower and the city attorney doesn't consider it worth their time. So you are completely free to steal up to $900 in Cali and nothing will happen to you.

What about credit card fraud do they investigate that still?

>city attorney
This is L.A. only, not all of California. Credit fraud is usually federal anyway.

It's not even 70 grand a year

Sell yourself. If you have the ability.

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