Hey any docs browsing Cred Forums?
I've been having coughs, headaches, sore throat, runny nose, and congestion.
Any clue what this might be?
Hey any docs browsing Cred Forums?
James Williams
Ryan Davis
Sounds like symptoms of faggotry.
Commit yourself to the nearest rehabilitation center ASAP.
William Davis
Sounds like a sinus issue.
Connor King
if there was a $100 bill on your porch right now but you would rather stay in bed/still - you have the flu
otherwise u r sick
Jeremiah Sanchez
sounds terrible, it's probably cancer
Jason Lopez
Coronavirus my dude. Nah probs just a bad cold or the flu.
Nicholas Turner
quick, go to your local suparmarket and cough on everyone
John James
Potentially herpes
Ethan Murphy
didn't know alice poster is a doctor
Brandon Jones
Well actually I do have sinuses often since I have poor hygiene
Colton Jackson
Idk mate I feel like dropping
Jacob Myers
Well, it's just a guess, all of those symptoms could be explained by a sinus issue. No fever rules out things like strep and plenty of other stuff.
Easton Ortiz
I did actually traveled to Chinatown 4 days ago
Delicious duck have
Ian Kelly
*They have
Nolan Morris
Youve obtained Faggotitus, a rare but fatal disease cause by being OP.
Unfortunately, the only cure is a lead capsule going at mach 1 straight through the brain.
Fear not, for you'll only have to take the cure once since it'll prevent it from coming back, as well as other diseases.
Highly recommend that it be streamed so expert doctors such as I can make sure the cure works.
Christopher Gray
no a delicious duck have
the full one is too expensive
Joshua Rogers
Or in theory wouldn't deleting the thread destroy my identity of op
If we can get mods to delete this thread, my Faggotitus would go away
Right?
Jose Garcia
having any kind of contact with mods would only worsen your condition, given that mods are the biggest fags of all
Asher Kelly
Fuck
Does a dose of sage help ease the pain?
Jackson Bailey
Yes, but if you become OP ever again afterwards, you will have faggotitus for the rest of your life until you take the perscribed medication
-Dr. Annus Heroia
Liam Cooper
not even your rarest desu can save you now
Caleb Thompson
OH GOD IM COOFING
Andrew Peterson
Things is doc I've been Op at least 300 times
I've also did a self-bump once or twice
Noah King
Damn. So close
Evan Wright
Corona-chan gave you a kiss
Asher Foster
No No NOooOoo NOOOOOOO
COME ON! CAN A TRIFORCE SAVE ME?
Kevin Phillips
A daily dose of sage will turn your faggotitus into closetus faggotitus, which basically means your faggotitus is asleep, but if one day you forget to take your sage, it will wake up and mutate to resist sage.
Samuel Turner
if it were possible, maybe. but im afraid newfags can't triforce
Gabriel Hill
Don't worry doc I'll remember to take them
Dominic Edwards
Would you show me?
Noah Morgan
Did someone say a Daily Dose?
Austin Gonzalez
Coof over your anime figures
Camden Thompson
the ways have been lost to the sands of time, there's no hope
Gabriel Wilson
Give her a snog
Nolan Campbell
Have you eaten any wild bats or koalas recently?
Jose Smith
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Liam Taylor
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Michael Cruz
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Isaiah Flores
Owen Robinson
Hunter Gonzalez
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Ayden Carter
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Gabriel Brooks
No
I've only eaten duck from a Chinese restaurant
Michael Gray
they catch those ducks from local parks
i know for a fact, they go to a pond a night and bait ducks with bread then just jam them in a bag
Robert Wood
Still good