About to book pornstar Lisa Sparxxx for 24 hours this summer!
About to book pornstar Lisa Sparxxx for 24 hours this summer!
Boop
Beep
If the milk ain't flowing, she's not worth knowing.
The milk is flowing. Have you seen these fucking tits?
so what kind of things can you do with her?
I mean whatever you want for the most part. I'm gonna take her out and treat her to a good time for sure though
can you fuck her after?
Yes. That's kind of the whole point.
can you afford to feed her?
Jesus Christ OP you can get that kind of woman for free at your local Walmart.
Oh dude I'm gonna buy this woman anything she wants. I'm gonna wine, dine, and romance the shit out of her!
Not true
All the porn stars I've fucked, I've never paid more than 2k. You doing something wrong OP
Op is trolling this bitch is crusty as fuck
Its Lisa Sparxxx. Shes always been a diva, especially now that's shes basically retired from porn. She escorts for money and fun at this point.
Not trolling. Shes a porn legend.
Didn't the last time you do this she fucked dudes in front of you and you got to go last or some shit
Hahaha what?
Or you could go to the beach and find something similar for free
Or I could go on a date with a legendary pornstar
Never heard of her. It would be more worth to cut the price and find another hot hooker.
That's the most retardest thing i have seen today hope it's a troll you fag
That's outrageous you've never heard of her, but I've been with some higher class hookers before. I've always wanted to get with Lisa Sparxxx. I met her in Vegas 2 years ago and she was awesome, I told her I'm gonna book her sometime
No troll.
Damn I envy you OP. Met her at the AVN convention 10 years ago, she let me feel her tits. It was great.
Yes shes always super cool and funny. Youre pretty much guaranteed to see some boobies when you go to her booth
Bump
does she really charge 8k for 24h?
Yes, basically 600 an hour
well, 8k divided by 24 is 333,33
Well yeah she's giving me a deal since I'm taking her out and she's staying with me in Tampa
the site says live in person conference. she says she's married. is this really an euphemism for prostitution, or does she mean conference like a TEDtalk?
Its not prostitution, shes an escort
lol if your dick isn't worth money don't pay for anything but a prostitute. Get paid to shoot a scene.
it's not eggplant, it's aubergine
God y she get fat af
Well she said she could have a camera guy film if I wanted to
These fuckin porn sluts do this thing were fans pay to fuck them and they film it and make money from it hahaha
she would be a great fuck if she hadn't had half of all niggers inside her, and the other half waiting their turn
What does that matter? Every major pornstar fucks niggs and for some reason that always get held against her
fucking disgusting burgerfat
exactly
Looks a bit retarded in her old age
People hate on Lisa Sparxxx so much its hilarious
She takes cock like a champion tho
Who pays 8000 to fuck a landwhale
A lot of people haha Ive already been waiting almost a year
Who waits one year to pound a landwhale
She's a high class professional escort. Shes busy.
You're going to pay $8000 to fuck a fat middle aged woman who looks like the average Walmart shopper? Jesus christ you need to rethink your life decisions.
Dude money is not an issue, I have a ton of vacation time saved. Sounds like a great thing to do
Shit bait mate. Show us your receipt
You can give me $8000 and I'll find you a better looking Walmart shopper to fuck.
Nice quads btw
Oh boy, an $8000 fat bitch. Fuckin steal bro.
That's not a receipt.
Its my confirmation. I dont care to show anymore information on here
Does the price include unloading, or do you have to provide your own forklift?
It's an item added to your cart. You didn't pay anything. Faker!
Okay whatever. Why would I lie about this?
Great thread, OP. Imma head out.
Bruh you pay 8k for this disgusting old fat whale? Even if she was hot, 8k? Ur a fucking degenerate cuck kys
Gross dude, save your money.
Too late
she's an overpriced whore
Shes actually pretty competitive as far as price goes for how famous she is
Thats because she most likely has to be, else no one would buy her service