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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>shit
I heard he played for the niggers.
based and autism-pilled
too soon (?)
still lold
Checked and get
kek
OH MY FUCK I LOVE YOU AHAHAHAAA
>woah did kobe survive
he really did ti
barkley finally put him out
Good god
Where the fuck did the dudes hand go?
They are still on the ends of his arms.
Look at it for one more second dumbass
Putting the 'fun' in...
Best pic in the thread yet
Well done.
if kobe bryant died in a fiery helicopter crash he would be kobe burnt
Y-you guys are... The worst!
holy kek
wow.
thom yorke and ben affleck really let themselves go. that food looks awful, too. fuck you for posting this, user.
I'd bet he was overdone.
Well played.
Hahah holy shit that's funny
Boooriiinnnggg
Kobe 2020 (Very Sad)
youtube.com
so stupid and funny
Fuck me I lost hard
literally lost
funny and educating
heh
These Kobe memes are garbage
Nobody cares about niggers
welp
%triforce
hahaha omg
Cancer thread. Pure trash. Nothing but lazy trolls
have a nana and a free (you)
gr8 b8 m8
Wait the guy from top gear is dead??
Seen it before
Pretty fuckin' Cred Forums in here huh
i dont get it
they're in the wrong order. clearly an american did this
Boomers belong in a gas chamber turned to it's highest temperature.
Prove me wrong.
Fucking hypocrites. Fucking stupid tough guy bullshit
Holy cheese he must be American
lel
Dishonest and simplistic. Just like Republicans
>gas chamber
>temperature
That's not how that works
Oh boy, you sure showed me.
lol, geez
Someone is triggered as fuck
Okay high pressure then. Whatever.
Lets just get rid of boomers and everyone with a boomer mentality.
Ugh
Folks, public education at it's best.
WHERE THE FUCK IS JIMMY SAVILE IN THAT PICTURE?
>high pressure then
Hahahahahaha
>no edit
what the fuck user
>gas chamber turned to it's highest temperature
mother of god
she's in a polyamerous relationship and the dude is getting the shafted end of the stick.
:(
story?
do they have to eat all the macaroni?
cucks - the comic
No just the wieners. Ben Affleck is upset he has more wieners. It a dumb northern midwest thing.
kinda looks like a supreme gentleman if things turned out differently
Damn those digits
KILL ALL NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
MURDER ALL NIGGER NIGLETS
ALL BLACKS ARE NIGGERS
DEATH TO ALL NIGGERS
////////////////////////
MAGA 2020
KAGA 2024++++++
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
I read “medical gear” as metal gear at first glance
koko next robin williams is fucked up, or is that fucking harambe? fuck that thing. koko died in 2018 and no one cared. maybe it's because they were afraid the koko was smarter than most blacks meme. for those that aren't aware, koko was a big fan and there was a documentary where he met her and spent the day with her.
>KILL ALL NIGGERS
>>Posts Indians
I don’t get it. Is the Redhead supposed to be a fag?
>impact font
>Facebook tier Cred Forums memes about dem liberals
>unedited tumblr comics
Yikes
Koko B Ware? He's still alive.
I think those are Indians m8
(Dot not feather)
Pls no offendin India spuperppwerr 2020 die pork haream
Well done bro. I kekd pretty hard
In his defense, indians are worse than niggers
trips noticed
The last picture of kobe before the crash
GET THIS FAGGOTSHIT OUTA HERE
more kobe bryant memes
almost lost
Reminds me of my home
So?
So, you think you can do better? He was,though he came from a family that supported him in every way and made sure he got a great education and maneuvered his marriage, actually (marginally) concerned about fellow US citizens (understanding where revolutions born in desperation come from).
Well "Ok Boomer" etc.
China is our experiment. You think you're safe.
Keep posting. We don't need a guillotine. Also, we've been busy while you've be a "Heroic Defender of Capitalism.
Kek
>Exavier Saskagoochie
india superpower
lost
Burger here, our stick shifts don't look like that at all. Whoever this guy is, he's either never seen one, or he's trying to be an ironic moron.
Hows that Midwestern welfare working out?
Great promises ahead. Dey so nuff is.
WHOOOOO
FUCKING LOSTT
>ALL BLACKS ARE NIGGERS
Oh, you're literally retarded. Bummer
TOP KEK
These political memes are so terribly fucking awful, you'd literally have to be above 50 with a dry sense of humor to find it anything beyond just tolerable.
This was made by an American making fun of the diesel pollution Euors have been spreading for decades. "DECADES".
>Stick Shifts
This was made by an American making fun of the diesel pollution Euors have been spreading for decades. "DECADES".
ok zoomer
I can't drive stick unless you count my boyfriend.
SHHHHH
EEEEEEEE
IIIITT
Clap. Clap. Clap,
Dear god please nuke that filthy shithole and its worthless shitskin people out of existence
Now with chunky bits!
There is so much plastic in this thing. How can people not leasing these things be so dumb?
"Earn it" by becoming a welfare queen sucking at the guberment teet, bending over for Israel. Yeah, no thanks.
This why we need to support Head Start
>STICK SHIFTS
Fine, "manual transmission."
I guess all the streets were full?
This is what mercantile fuedilist actually believe.
Lost. Fuck
probably the Canadian influence
No. That was 20th century thinking.
We have CRISPR now.
ok dude.. .
yeah same dude lol
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Nah, even my mom's 6-speed sport edition doesn't look like that.
I've seen 4 wheel 4 speed manuals, 5 speed standards, 6 speed sports, and everything in between, I've never seen the numbers lined up like that.
UwU what's this ?!
Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
Found the muritard who can't afford education, laughed, lost.
at first I bought a nice car
kek
Is dat the bitch from SNL on the right?
lel
Which one? Left or right?
Polyamory is a Lie, anyone who purports it is a Slut or a Cuck.
and then I bought new pants
Thus demonstrating that "afro engineering" is not just a racial slur.
Fag
Be gone
>Jeep
Lost.
Old meme is old
but then I realized, I stole the car and the pants, I couldn't sleep well because of it
guys not all cars have reverse on the right. Volkwagens are like this just as an example off the top of my head.
10 speed shimano jeep
>Speedwagon is the ultimate waifu.
Wow. IQ shocker, people.
fuck it. lost.
no way man my sides are in orbit right now, omegakek
I find when things are free you don’t need to “earn it”. Joining the military is just a different way of paying for it.
Omg please include me in the screencap
>gtfo redditfag
Nothing wrong with cuckoldry.
Some people find careers in the military or jump start their lives with benefits, better banking and free school. In case you're too stupid to not know.
JEWS COMPLETELY RAN AND DOMINATED THE AFRICAN SLAVE TRADE AND IT'S HEADQUARTERS WAS NEWPORT, RHODE ISLAND, WHICH IS ALSO THE SITE OF THE FIRST SYNAGOGUE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE... BECAUSE BUSINESS WAS SO DARN GOOD. ON A POSITIVE NOTE, TRADING IN THIS HUMAN MISERY WAS HALTED ON SATURDAYS TO OBSERVE THE SABBATH.
the guy was a fucking saint
JEWS COMPLETELY RAN AND DOMINATED THE AFRICAN SLAVE TRADE AND IT'S HEADQUARTERS WAS NEWPORT, RHODE ISLAND, WHICH IS ALSO THE SITE OF THE FIRST SYNAGOGUE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE... BECAUSE BUSINESS WAS SO DARN GOOD. ON A POSITIVE NOTE, TRADING IN THIS HUMAN MISERY WAS HALTED ON SATURDAYS TO OBSERVE THE SABBATH.
"Better Banking"
Yeah okay xD, those rates fucking suck dick.
But hey you got trips, so something in their must be true. I just had to earn everything in my life without murdering people for jews.
Nigga, there weren't no military personel at Kobe's crash site. And he also didn't crash on a flatt surface.
>In case you're too stupid to not know.
I'm sorry I was too smart for the military.
did you run that past snopes to check authenticity ?
Where exactly on the spectrum are you?
Well he's getting a military style funeral.
Lol $5 says your from Florida
Honk! Honk!
could be worse
I'd say Texas
Idk why you are so salty about it. You dont really seem to know what you're talking about either. Maybe go for a walk and breath off whatever is really bothering you.
Or not getting it at all, as you need to be alive to study...
HOLY SHIT
Yeah but that soldier didn't go to college. He has mental emotional problems and is now a meth user
Look it up.
Oggaoggaoggaoggaoggaoggaogga bububububu kurkurkurkurkurkurkur
NIGGER MONKEY NOISE ENSLAVE NIGGERS AND CASTRATE THE MALES TRUMP2020-21-25
>look at me internet I smaht
ego issues?
I went to have a look at reddit. Was thinking to myself, surely it cant be as bad as they say. It was fucking cancer from start to finish. Everyone was right.
Thats why they will fuck you hard. Poor kids who gonna die for your ego, faglord
lmao i lost to this shit
Goddamn kraut faggot!
What a useless kid
Why is this greentexted?
I know m8. Normally things that are too good to be true aren't real.
Niggers?
Cred Forums posting idiotic statements of and for the faglord trump
WAKANDA FO EVA
>brrrrrrrrt
Bullet catcher for Israel
...
GAY
It's a damn shame that the world lost a world-class bassetball player. The skills and ability involved in such an arduous sport will truly be a loss for mankind. The world is surely at a loss for tall people who can toss a rubber ball into a hoop placed high up while making millions of dollars. What a tragic loss.
I wish that dude would let me put a litter in her .
its called faith user and mine remains intact
Well if you got a full ride that's great for you. Otherwise enjoy student loans or being uneducated.
Lost
????????????? ?????????? ????? ━━ ━━ ━━━━ ooga booga black rights ooga booga
Delete Pete Townsend from this. He was only doing research user.
someone make a new ylyl thread
image cap is approaching
This is why people get pissed off when others litter. They don't want their country to turn into shitskin land like pictured
that doesn't have anything to do with what i said lol real smaht bruh
Kek I get the ooga booga part but why the ? And -
I doubt that would be a huge challenge
You're goong to get what you deserve. Ask the supreme emporer of the roman empire. They know how ignorance and bliss lead to a downfall
lost
Reverse isnt the problem.
Horizon: zero dawn
I was born into a wealthy family. I recieved great education. I didn't need the military and I look down on those that do.
because niggers are fucking unintelligent apes, who tf understands ooha ebonics booga?
The Donald after tweeting for 2 hours.
Why send? Indians have their own.
He was the girlfriend all along
Also, I totally would
my friend is everywhere fkn
bermie sanders used to be a carpenter they should have asked him to screw the lid on
yeah I mean that's kinda how it usually goes when you're dating at that age.
The numbered gears are in the wrong order you stupid underaged faggot
I mean, has snopes ever been factually wrong? Because if they say that's true too... could give it some weight.
All I know is Snopes is right more times than my one friends dumbass sister that keeps reposting retarded stories on FB.
I hate Trump just as much as the next able minded person but at the same time Obama was kinda trigger happy on the drones.
The fuck is this?
I'm salty because the lowest tier of Americans are being tricked into serving jewish interests.
I don't hate the military I just feel bad for them. What I hate, is when they come back, being all "Hurr I didn't expect PTSD from being in War"
Like really?? Half of them become a drain on society.
But do the Jews pay for their treatment after benefiting them? Nope, that lands on me a tax payer.
cuck-propaganda to help cucks feel better
truth is an elusive thing my friend originally Harvey weinstens behaviour led to questions about the Jewish domination of Hollywood but that seems to have magically gone away
LOL trumpfags are cringe as shit.