Be me

>Be me
>Be freshman in high school at the time
>Be 5'3 probably shorter at the time
>Everyone makes fun of me for being short and nerdy
>Love X-Men comics and the animated series
>Wolverine is my favorite, he reminds me of myself
>Even made a pretty nice looking Wolverine costume that I like I wear when I'm home alone for fun
>Have almost no friends except this one other outcast girl we'll call her Jean
>Jean and I have been best friends since 3rd grade
>We never quite fit in, but we always had each other
>I tried asking her out but she always rejects me for Chad kid who always has sex with her and then ignores her until he wants to fuck again
>One day during gym Chad kid and a bunch of his friends start pushing me around
>Calling me shit like midget and short stuff
>Get angry and try to fight back but they ou number me and beat my ass
>Teachers don't care
>Principal doesn't care
>And Jean says "They wouldn't have hurt you as bad if you didn't fight back."
>Decide I have to change become more muscular and then they won't bother me or at least I'll be able to fight back
>Work out every day for months
>Actually become extremely ripped
>Most muscular guy in school and actually attractive now
>Popular kids still hate me though because they think I'm trying to steal they're women and they're spot on the football team
>Jean actually starts going out with me and leaves Chad kid
>One day Chad kid comes up to me says no matter how much muscle I put on I'm still gonna be a midget
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cont.

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This was a good story, I'm glad you improved yourself, keep it up OP. Also OP is a fucking manlet faggot.

you cucked yourself lol
why did you go for Jean when she didn't want you at your worst
what makes her deserve you at your best when all she wanted was the best, even if it wasnt from you?
you can do better

>next morning I go to get bagels
>flip out in store
>entire internet makes fun of me for being a manlet
>the end

pic related it's me

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cont.
>Somehow hold in my rage in a couple days is Halloween
>On Halloween I come to school in my Wolverine costume mask and all
>Popular kids come up to me and start making fun of me for being a nerd exactlywhatiwanted.jpg
>Start punching and yelling "Yah finally get what yah deserve bub!"
>I beat up like five popular kids and Chad kid
>Get dettention for a week, but it's totally worth it
>Jean and I are finally dating and I'm genuinely happy
>I've finally done it I have won
>I have become the Wolverine
I have more adventures as Wolverine and what happened between me and Jean latter. Tell me if you want to continue.

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bump out of curious

continue

please continue
i have work in 4 hours but I want to know more about the tiny wolverine

Shut it bub. I actually kind of like being a manlet though. I know it sounds weird but I like looking up at people.

OP is a midget and a faggot and a retard

Next time don't stop till they're pulling you off or tase you.
And don't say anything. Just fight.

Stab Chad in the chest and leave his nigga ass in the woods for coyotes

Ok I'm continuing
>Become kind of imfamous at the school for this event and more people actually start liking me
>Not really a popular kid cause they still hate me but I start getting invited places and making friends
>Sometimes at parties I make appearances as the Wolverine and everyone goes crazy
>The normal kids and nerds all love me for taking the Jocks down a peg
>Jocks kind of become losers no longer looked up to and just a side group
>Chad kid still trys picking on me but it's pointless he knows I can beat him up if I want to
>Almost a year goes by before I'm at another party dressed in the Wolverine costume
>It's become like a school mascot at this point
>Seven or Eight Jocky kids come into the party, don't think they'll do anything because of what happened last time they picked a fight so I let my guard down
>I'm standing around talking when I get sucker-punched in the back of the neck
cont.

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When you bust a nut make sure to shoot that bad boy directly into the toilet to keep things clean.

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>I fall to the ground and by the time I've turned around some other kid has save my ass
thanksbro.wav
>Not great friends with him but I know him
>Kind of a fellow weirdo who was bullied by the jocks for being a total fuck boy and having sex with one of they're girlfriends
>I jump to my feet and start fighting with one of the other jocks
>Me and Fuck Boy kid are doing pretty good but a bunch of other kids join in and beat the fuck out of Jocky kids
>As the fight is coming to an end I feel the pain from the first sucker punch set in
>Get so fucking enraged that I jump on the guy that sucker punched me and keep wailing
>I keep going for what must have been a full minute of me beating his unmoving body before Jean started screaming
>She grabbed me off of him
>I didn't even notice but the kid who started the fight was Chad kid
>Jean kisses him and starts trying to get him up
fuckyouJean.bitch
cont.

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Imagine going to school anywhere other than oz where everything from your drunk dad to every different ethnic based highschool gang is some form of gladiatorial combat where your sexuality is question by the outcome

Yanks are lame asf
Herr derr i hate jocks and xmen pjs saved my life i won life because becky let me touch her naughty spot

Inb4 wolverine was cucked by jean with pretty boy athlete scott summers

jesus fucking christ OP
>their
possessive

>they're
abbreviation of "they are"

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op finish the story I want to go to sleep you fuck

coming right up

Don’t bother it sucks

>Inb4everybodydothedinosour

>italian pasta based meal in hand sized pants recepticle

ive read a lot of stupid stories on Cred Forums but this is without question the stupidest

>and then a skeleton popped out

>The fuck did I even like Jean for anyway
>Guess I just liked her because she was the only one who was ever there for me, but now she wasn't
>She had betrayed me
>Fuck this
>Jean helps Chad up and her and all the Chads waddle out of the party
>Everyone there supports me and feel sorry for me about Jean
> Some hoe comes up to me and offers to make out with me but I tell her I'm good
>I feel empty without Jean
>I know it's stupid but she's the only girl I had ever loved and she just left me
>About half an hour later the Police show up
>The Jocks probably called them
> Everyone at the party tells me to run out of the back and escape
>I leave but the next day the police show up at my door and question me
>They tell me that I have been harrasing, bullying, and beating up on the Jocks for months and that if the assault charges are proven I could go to jail
>They ask my parents if it's ok to search the house
>Let them
>Can't find the costume or any evidence because I already got rid of it
>The police leave and I'm left wondering if Wolverine would be proud of me
>RIP Wolverine costume
>I continued to be well liked in the school and Jean stayed with Chad
>In the end I'm glad I put on that costume

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Nice bro

this thread made me feel tired

You seem mad.

Thanks bub

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Remember the time jean rejected logan and he ran away to live with eskimoes
But he couldnt escape his destiny
The destiny where scott summers nails his dream girl everyday

Fuckin lolled

Yeah, that asshole Sabretooth killed those fucking Eskimoes none of this would have happened if that dick head Summers didn't just let me bone his girlfriend.

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Got a pic of your costume bro?

You are so retarded only rogue could take an adamantium boner