Security/Self-Defense specialist here, I make these threads every so often so hopefully, you get the gist by now...

Shout THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU! Kick in the balls.

god bless the lone star state, my guy

Bobby Hill DEF has literally never failed, liable to be the only 10/10 I give.

I would kill him if he tried to take it. No one fucks with my meth.

was homeless and some drunk guy stopped me as i was walking down the street, told me only people from town were allowed to pass and demanded to see my wallet, told him no because i figured it was an attempt to steal from me, dude punched me in the face so i pulled out my knife and threatened to gut him, dude fell down, got up and ran to his car then proceeded to try and run me over, but i dodged the car and made it into the gas station, dude sped away and that was that

Add/Change the scenario as you see fit, give a plan for each build and I can assist each answer individually.

Is he some some muscle bound hard ass, a little bitch, or in between?

Niceeeee, to double cover your ass, yell that you're drawing your weapon before you end him. That way anyone in ear shot can assume you warned them (Assuming there are no direct witnesses) then you can say that they charged you,

Use soup as a bludgeon to incapacitate him, duct tape, carry him away.

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Kill him how? I can't work with a conclusion alone.

>tries to engage in fisticuffs
Fight him
>attack me with a weapon
Get glocked
Faggot.

Walther P22.

Finish the job to avoid lengthy and costly court trials.

Had to correct my horrible grammar.

Well, if he's a little bitch, I'll just whoop his ass, but if he's some muscle bound hard ass, I'd probably use a weapon.

grab his cock. begin stroking it while moaning. convert him to gayness and then shower him in my cum.

oh absolutely, he gets one full verbal warning before death, the way it's supposed to be

I always carry a knife on my, in CA I believe I'd get in a bunch of shit but I'd rather do that than die imo

That's hectic. Nice situational awareness and smart for not pulling your knife immediately, average that you got punched but it sounds like it all happened fast. If anything close to this happens in future, to a quick look as to where you came from as that'd be a good exit. Finding a lit area with other people is tops too. You may have been running on instinct, but this was all great defensive framework stuff. 8/10

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Knock him down, reach my fist into his throat, grab a handful of esophagus and pull him inside out.

stop, drop and roll

use the time daddy is mesmerised by my elegant shriek rolling to sample my brown delights

if suitable i then channel my inner harambizzle and throw my love mud in attempt to arouse my struggle cuddle mate

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Where im from, thugs usually come at you with a machete and and a helmet. They will swing blindly if you refuse to give your valuables. So here's what i'd do in this situation..
1. if i am not near my car, i'd run instead of trying to take them on
2. if i am near my car, i'd get in and ram the fucker as he is trying to flee in his bike. Once i knocked him down i would take out his helmet and disarm him before i start wailing on his face. Then i would take the machete and give him a few cuts before calling the cops on him

fight him doesn't give me enough info to work with. DO you have any prior experience/knowledge in fighting?
The fact you use the Glock late is really good though, unnecessary escalation is my pet peeve when it comes to altercations. You're already top 50% fight IQ

If I was in a public area and a man started to assault me with his hands I would just distance myself... If I felt like he was completely insane and persistent, possibly yielding a weapon I would run away. If he was chasing me and I couldn't outrun him then I would run into a public store/area and have people call police while I find the most lethal object I can to defend myself

Rough that thugs use machetes where you're from, but dope that you have a plan. Against knives you're almost always better off running, putting things between you and the attacker is a good strat too, cars, plants, fences, anything. Also, thugs work off bully mentality and will often stop if you're more trouble than you're worth, if you're not in their territory, yelling/screaming and throwing rocks/stones/bark can really dissuade an attacker. For your car strategy, if they don't know it's yours, run to it for cover and try to circle them away from the front door, then quickly jump in. 7-8/10

Knife in perenium, this can be devastating and cause someone to go into shock and bleed to death if not treated medically. Or forcefull knife hand in the temple, this will usually kill an enemy.

This is a great use of knowing your limits and capabilities man. Not everyone's wheelhouse is going to work 100% of the time. All 3 are self-preservation minded and work well. Boost them by knowing how close you are to safety at any point you feel uncomfortable. 8/10

I always go out in public with my Safeguard level 3a plus spike body armor and slim SAPI plates in the carriers and my old Springfield .45 1911 loaded with my party mix of ball, hydrashok and Gold dot flying ashtrays in a 10 round mag carried locked and loaded in my jackass rig. I always cross my arms the second I feel threatened or perceive a threat is possible. Can draw and land 5 in the X ring in my BSA drills in under 1.8 seconds. Even if they swing an AR-15 SBR out of a coat I stay square on them and dump on their asses stitching my way up to their face as I fire. I'm only fucked if the get the drop on me with a hog leg loaded with buckshot and knocked me down, though I do practice firing between my legs after getting dropped hard on my back.

I'll be the most expensive piece of meat anyone ever bought.

Roll for intimidation.

Just say "I don't consent to this" and by law he has to stop. Easy

The ol' gooch stab is effective for sure, but requires you to get below your attacker. If you're the only armed one, I'd suggest clashing and stabbing in the clinch, stabbing has a long TTK so doubling/tripling+ on stabs speeds it all up. Plus, TAKE YOUR KNIFE WITH YOU after it goes down. If you have temple access you've got KO options so it depends how you balance the attack. 6/10 because you've got the advantage with a knife and you attack a hard to reach area. Otherwise fine, plus you might be on crack at the time.

Nat 1

Was the head of security at a bar for 5 years and been in a lot street fights growing up and well into my 20s. Know some jiu jitsu too (wouldn't wanna be that close to him tho)

I hope you enjoyed typing this out and that the esoteric /k/ crowd enjoys it.

I would definitely be on crack at the time. How did you know?

Any head doorman of 3+ years would be fine in the situation you've given. I ran doors for 2.5 years (While undersized and studying), I've met some monsters haha. That CV alone bumps your fight him strat into the 8-9/10 range

I would shoot the guy, with either my 45. Or 380. , and make sure hes dead before I continue.

Wipe the finger prints from my pocket knife and put it in his hand if he didnt already have a weapon.

Call the police, cry and play the freightened blonde girl role I can play as a female.

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Idk user is he just running up out of the dark, assaulting my shit, set the stage man. 9/10 scenarios I'm running and I guarantee I'm gunna get away

You give those warm crack vibes. If you've got the added pain threshhold, I'd so go for headbutts. Not my strategy or style, but in restraining crackheads, I've seen headbutts do the most damage to my staff.

This scenario is incredibly vague and it really depends on the size of the attacker, their weapon (if any), and who/what is nearby. I don't typically carry any type of weapon but occasionally I'll keep a knife on me when I'm headed into a bad area. My plan of action is run if possible and stab if there's no other option. If they got a gun then I surrender and pray they don't blast me away, probably try to grab the gun if I'm feeling ballsy.

That's why I specify that you can add/change the scenario in the OP and I'll rate accordingly.

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Fuck you. I try to intimidate him, but instead, I just start crying like little bitch, then somehow manage to choke on my saliva. As I'm coughing, I shit myself.

Don't expect people to make up entire stories on here or you're gonna get bullshit answers like "lol I fard and shid my pant". We don't like doing all the faggot OP's work for him.

Do a 360° and walk away.

Pick him up, roll him up, and smoke him.

You came to me, then complain you won't do all the work. You're retarded chief. I see ya got salty because you can't read.

Well, I am here in Texas and made enough to dress well and comfortable enough to keep it discreet. Got the body armor carriers in white and black, two white ones because I wear lighter colors in summer. Stay mostly indoors and keep my working out to on my property. So if I'm in public around you animals I've got all of my PPE and awareness on. Hard to spot I'm ready to rock and roll at any given moment. I play like a typical tool that can afford my look, just another street dumb corporate guy. I also make it a point not to be in ghettos or favelas and if I am, I dress accordingly to hide my gear without hindering its functionality which is checked carefully before I wear it out there.

Don't want to end up like that guy in the Texas church shooting fumbling with my shit while standing up in front of a ready shotgun like John motherfucking Wayne in a spaghetti Western. And if I'm somewhere where the law is not on my side and demands I be a sheep. Fuck them. Here in Texas we old ranchers apply the three S rule as needed.

Use the SING method.

Solar plexus, Instep, Nose, Groin.

Tell that said person trying to assault me "NO"

Because then, legally, they cant try to assault or rob me.

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Fuck the girl in ops post is a cutie. I'd prolly let Bobby suck my cock too.. Like, why not hey?

Here's the winner.

Oh yeah.

Did I make up a bullshit story for you? No, try again captain autismo. Or keep bitching about how you put "add/change" to every person in this thread.

I played high school and college football so if it was one big nigger coming at me I'd tackle him football style at the highest rate of speed I could achieve. Then.... just pin his ass and dislocate some arm joints.

show them my fur suit

I live in a civilised country where being attacked by random strangers isn't something you have to factor in to your daily life. Where do you live, OP?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stop adding emotive language to all your points, it makes you sound jaded. Just move along.

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Just got out of prison, and I need me some lovin. Just rape his ass. In the pen, we use blood as lube. The I knock his fuckin teeth out and make him suck my dick. He would be my bitch at that point, so I would just make him put his hand in my pocket and take him home.

OP is a writer for the next gay ass Jason Bourne movie and is out of ideas. So he's here to get us to write his shit for him.

You can shower me in your cum user

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Brisbane now, but Auckland NZ for the first 23 years of my life. Neither places are the most dangerous places on earth and I've done a fair bit of traveling. That in mind there are overarching frameworks that help.

I'd call him a nigger and continue on with my life. I'm a pacifist.

i live in new york and have to see cracked out niggers from time to time, how dangerous are these guys?

If he is unarmed, with warning, fight hand to hand. Try to take it to ground if I know he's alone and I'm not carrying a gun. Keep alert without giving my back up of he has any nearby friends.
If unarmed, without warning, depends on his first hit. Assuming he doesn't nearly KO me with a sucker punch, cowabunga it is. Attempt to KO, or take to the ground and choke out/hyperextend a limb.

Also depends on the guy's build. If it's obvious that he's bigger/stronger, would go mostly defensive to gauge his capabilities, watch his patterns, and look for openings. If he seems skilled, might look for an escape and just get the fuck out of there. No need to play tough. Some rando assaults you, and he get's the upper hand, could mean life or death. Nothing to stop him from stomping your head until you're a fucking vegetable.

Armed with blade or blunt implement? If 21+ feet, he's dead. I can control recoil well enough to rapidly place 3 shots to center of mass at 7 yards. I've put in the practice. I shoot every week to keep my edge.
If less than 21 feet, try to evade/escape. Fight if I have to. Run if I can. Won't go for the gun unless there's a good opening. Can't afford to have a hand occupied when someone is trying to stab you.

If he has a gun, comply and hope for an opening to draw and fire. Not much you can do when someone already has their finger on the trigger.

christ I lost my fucking shit

Do you know any actual ground fighting in terms of submissions? Also, NFL tackles aren't as effective as FSW or GRR takedowns, but if you've got the muslce memory for those, definitely employ them. Striking from top position is usually an easier street unless you've trained subs. The confidence you get from football may be your best asset here. 7/10

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OP Here

tl:dr

I'm not reading that brick of text

What if he's not a nigger though?

Case by case, I don't deal with crackheads very often. Usually you can just distract them and move along, their pain thresholds may be high though so that may change your course of action

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Each one is outlining what I'd do under different conditions.

Tl;dr is:
Unarmed attacker, fight back if he seems manageable.
Armed attacker at 21+ feet. 3 shots to center of mass and done.
Armed and under 21 feet. Fight if necessary, run if possible.

>implying a nigger isn't the culprit in every crime
>kek

I'm not in good shape and I can't fight, so I would just curl up in a ball and take it. I'd probably die, but that is literally my only defense.

If you're aiming to take it to the ground, I can assume you know never to give your back up unless you're attack from turtle with some sort of trap. Something ace against bigger/unskilled dudes is making the opening, it's hard to do a reliable read on someone in a fight that might last

You have a point.

Keep my freedom and my money.

OP here again, my bad I can't read lol forgot to mention I'm illiterate

Nope. No martial arts training but I'm not afraid of throwing my body around and after 50,000 full speed hits I'm not intimidated by anyone. I'm strong and fast and agile. 6 foot and 210lbs.

Why the fuck couldn't you have done that the first time you book writing faggot?

I would not get in a streetfight in texas.

Ola
Isn't me, that's not how I respond. I've been on Cred Forums since I was in year 7 (2007). I know it's a reductionist place but I still do my best to acknowledge effort.

I've had NFL friends and come from a rugby town, but try to limit your reaching for your takedowns and just burst them through when you're close. Otherwise, with that build and athleticism, I'm sure you'll be fine. boost to 8/10

I would do this.

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Rugby is so fucking bad ass. Wish I could have played and wish we had it here (Texas).

Because there's too many variables in a self-defense situation.

Get hooked on phonics or go back to twitter, ya fucking simp.

Don't be a nigger user.

Is correct, I need more detail to give a better answer.
You seem to not like people trying harder than you.

THAT'S MY PURSE *Nut kick*

depends, if i'm driving into the ghetto parts of the state i generally carry my S&W M&P .380 just in case i need it. I do have my concealed carry, and carrying a loaded firearm in a car is legal with a carry license in Arkansas. The town i live in is a fairly small college town with a low crime rate, and i like to night walk and drink, so i don't carry in those situations.

If i was being assaulted in and i have my gun, i would draw my weapon and fire, escape as soon as possible to avoid retaliation, and lastly call the authorities. Since most violent crimes in my local town is from drunken rednecks, would just try to leave the situation first. Failing that, if i have a bottle on me, i would try glassing them first with it, then hitting in the stomach or throat and attempt an escape

Going to do a 3 year prison bid. 6'2" 240 lbs and do demo for a living. My plan is a quick palm strike to the nose, clack the guys teeth together from under and go to the ground until the guards show up. Thoughts?

Throw a knife straight into his throat. Then fuck the hole I made with the knife. Kill and get my nut at the same time...

been done

I got my Glock 40, my problem solver

Be careful how hard you hit the nose, a palm strike from underneath is tricky, but if done with enough force, could kill your opponent. Hitting underneath his jaw with enough force could stun or even shock him long enough for you to get away.

2/10 for living in Arkansas, next.

I don't have the maximum amount of info for inside and each prison varies, but my CO friends (In NZ the qualifications for consultant security and CO are the same so we mingle) are that the fights never start fair, never premeditate, never stake more than you're willing to lose. SO as shit as it sounds, if you want to break someone, do it randomly, if you're going to get broken, they're probably going to go for it when your backs turned. Try covering your mouth/face in prayer position and coming up on a single if you're getting stomped. If you can palm a nose, you can punch a nose and once you're inside, what's the difference? If you get it to the ground, you can neutralize the damage, but you're unlikely to know your attackers' friends. Honestly, not my specialty so I can't give anything solid sorry.

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I feel you on the palm strike. Question though, what should I do if the guy is both shorter and looks stronger than I am?

yes it is a shithole state, so fair assessment

I'm just talking about a situation where I get tested and I have to throw a punch first. If I get jumped it is what it is.

Distance, if you can't get it, people often fall for the palming the face, but if it misses the shorter guy can get in on you, try bicep holds and baring then elbowing the face as you turn and reset. If you think of your body as a circumference, the outer parts move faster than the inner parts, so stopping hands is hard, stopping biceps is easier, stopping shoulders is even easier but may not stop the strike. They want to close the distance on you to do their damage, so elbows and knees become your go to, as well as framing to get out.

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Compliment his muscles and ask for his phone number

Knee to balls, followed up by fingers to eyes if needed, and as a final option penknife to throat.

Do I win doing the obvious response championship?

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whats the lead-in? im going to assume attempt to assault means he's trying to pick a fight type of scenario (ie: not sucker punching my sorry ass) and i saw no alternative: close the gap fast, get in under his guard, grab him around centre-mass, pivot and pull him over my shoulder as i drop down and introduce him face first into the cement
im not a huge guy by any means, but ive got a solid grapple, 40kg+ grip in each hand + momentum

Thanks for the tips man. Doing God's work out here

Feint early, see which hand moves first, feint again and strike that side with your rear hand while covering your face with the feinting hand, move past and into the strike like your jousting. From there it's a matter of your wrestling, clinch game. If you want to avoid that, just do as I said earlier and bar abiceps while elbowing and kneeing if you can get a front headlock position.

I'm not trying to get raped fam.

All these scenarios assume I'm alone in a sparsely populated area.

Assuming he's got a weapon, move backwards as quickly as possible, draw a firearm, warn him verbally if there's time, and then take him down if he persists.

If he's unarmed, do pretty much the same thing.

If he's got feminine benis, spread de boi pucci and coom

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I'm not feinting for shit no offense. No time for that in a 30 second prison fight.

If they were to start to assault me already I would verbally warn them to stop or else I will shoot them, weapon drawn and ready to fire if they don't run away. If they don't stop, mag dump. Immediately call the cops and explain in full detail what I can, then empty my weapon and leave it on the ground. As the police arrive, hands raised up the entire time and don't say anything and request an attorney.

If he does stop, call the cops and explain in detail. Put my weapon on the ground unloaded and the slide lock open. When they arrive, describe the suspect and refuse to offer any more information except identifying information and if they arrest me (which they probably will), say nothing else and request an attorney.

But you do it.

I would shit on my hand and run at him! Then proceed to throw it at him. Then I would cut myself and say I have aids!

I'm gonna go with my lawyer on this one.

It's not an awful plan, but fighting dirty escalates things and doesn't always end things. Like you're bringing options to the table that are just as available to your opponent as they are to you, so if you go dirty and it doesn't work, RIP your balls, eyes etc It just depends on if you're willing to lose what you're attacking in the event it doesn't end immediately.

suck his dick in an attempt to appease him

Depends on how far away or how close he is to me and what equipment he is carrying. If he is far away then I turn around and run back to hide behind a corner; just as he approaches I would stab him in the thigh/femoral artery. If he is closer I would do my best to dodge him until I can find an opening to strike but I get the feeling he would strike faster than I can dodge

If they want a fight outside of a gym it's a dirty fight and don't try to claim otherwise.

I don't care that it's dirty, I'm just bringing up that your plan isn't a secret, attackers know it. Do you want to lose the things you're attempting to attack? You sound untrained.

That's the basic plan, you did not give more detailed situation, am I alone? are there several assailants? What are they armed with? Can I retreat into an area with known CCTV and threaten legal action? Do I have a phone and can call for help?

So all I can say is aim for the balls, eyes and throat.

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Attempt to talk him down first then -

Pull my knife, lead with knife hand, hold at 45 degree angle, tuck in neck / shoulders and maintain my distance. If he attempts to close in I'll stab him repeatedly until he stops attacking me. Once he's calm or dead I'll call the cops,

I've said in the OP that you can add/change any of the scenario. It's up to you to do that half and I'll do the rest. My god. This is always the step that people can't get over.

>Pull my knife,
You gonn get stabbed.

Ok so a joke, how do you tell who won a knife fight?

The loser of a knife fight dies in the streets, the winner dies in the hospital!

If anyone came at me with a knife, I'd shoot them dead, no question. Honestly, if anyone came at me at ALL in a physically threatening manner, I would shoot them dead. I'm not taking an ass whooping for anybody or anything.

The situation is my enemy is lost in the woods and I have a hillbilly friend with a banjo.

It's bs if they pose a situation, you need to ask or and set limits or people will game it, I suddenly pull a gun from my ass because I always keep one there.

That's if he has a knife or manages to take it from me. I'm assuming based on OP's statement he's just some faggot attempting to start a fight. The only reason to pull a knife against an unarmed person is to distract them or get them to back off. It could escalate things - but this all so vague who knows.

I mean I could always start winning the fist fight and he pulls a gun. No matter what he's potentially got a gun and can pull said gun in a made up scenario like this. Truth is most people don't carry anything, but a cellphone, their keys, and a wallet. So I'll take my chances with the knife and what little self defense knowledge I have.

>this all so vague who knows.

That's what I've been saying.

You sound like the only person in this thread that actually understands the ramifications of shooting somebody. Even if it's in self defense, you're going to get arrested. Whether you go to jail or not will be up to the judge, but you still killed someone. You've got a whole mess of legal shit to deal with now.

When I constrain people extend to seem stronger, when I let loose people feel like they have too much to work with. It's a fault of the male psyche that assumes it's always above average. In my experience, sadly, this works better.
Plus most think they're chads that will always win and they're the most grumpy

If armed (close range): Try and maintain distance and find a good angle to leg it.
If armed (long range): Try to remain calm and negotiate what they want
If unarmed: Try to run away also

Sweat profusely when I realise I'm carrying a $2,000 firearm instead of a $150 nigger blaster hi point.

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Having a gun is like having a tool. You need to learn how to use it efficiently, when to use it effectively, and pray to sweet god above that you never EVER have to. Plenty of people who legitimately had to protect themselves with a gun go to prison for very long amounts of time. You only use it if you absolutely ABSOLUTELY have to. Are you in a car? Drive away and call the cops. Are you in a heavily public area? Firing your weapon could and probably will hit a bystander. Are you inside a building? If you miss your stray bullet could penetrate the building and hit someone outside or in another building. Are you all by yourself in a shady area on foot and have no means to escape? Are you woken up by home intruders in the middle of the night? Sure. Use it then. And make sure that motherfucker dies because he can play possum and kill you right back.

Firing your weapon in ANY self defense situation is a negative thing, hands down, every time, no matter the outcome. You will always go to court, you will always go to jail, and if your ass is lucky you'll not go to prison.
People need to fucking know this shit and learn it like the alphabet before they own a gun.
Lastly, DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO COPS. Identify yourself, and tell them you are willing to cooperate as soon as you talk to an attorney. Then you shut your mouth, no matter what they say. Just shut them out. They will pretend to be your buddy, they will threaten you, make it seem like they know more than they do, accuse you, pressure you, lie to you about what you need to provide to them, etc. DO. NOT. SAY. A. SINGLE. WORD. WITHOUT. TALKING. TO. YOUR. ATTORNEY. FIRST.

The true shitsville PMC loadout.

Balls, eyes, throat in that order from least to most lethal, that is unless you dig in with the eyes but I assume I'm not in a death grapple with a shark.

Talk them down if you can, but tbh.

If they are armed run away, if they out number you run away, in any situation than a arena fight run the fuck away,

Talking probably won't work if they are chasing you, that's about all I can say.

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You need to specify. Is he armed? If so with what? You charge a gun. You run away from a knife. I am almost 2 meters tall. I can throw a good punch, but if it's a mountain of muscle I have no hope.

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ADD THE SCENARIO RE-READ. Maybe I need to better constraint.

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>lethal

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>Maybe I need to better constraint

You do, a few preset scenario's would be good.

What is the goal? Defend self? Defend girlfriend from overly aggressive suitor?
Perhaps aggressive suitor is annoyed and corners you while you walk home?

So the threat is settled so what is the environment? What tools are available? Is it a public location or are they as I assumed when presented with your original premise trapped in an underpass in casual clothes with a want to be mugger and no escape but through?

Think of it like running you own roleplay session because that's what it is.

People need context for there actions.

Perhaps not to the guy in blaster proof armour. But to most people, yes a crushed or bitten throat would be lethal.

Assuming he comes up to me unarmed and we are nearly equivalent in strength

I brutally kill him by digging my thumbs through his eyes to temporarily incapacitate him and then bite his jugular and feed him to the homeless

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You don't even need to bite, the skull is thin behind the eyes, just push through, it's how you kill sharks and crocodiles If they get a good grip, you are not going to survive that so drag them down with you.

Aren't nature shows educational?

Only thing anyone needs to take from this thread. Best part is this advice works in any state, as it's common sense. You do not win, even if you do. The amount of ramifications, the severity of the ramifications and amount of chances you're thrown to accrue more ramifications is nothing short of overwhelming.

Step back, hit him with the classic left right combo then pull out my knife and let him decide if he wants more.

Idiot. this attack doesn't start an animation, you just free both your hands and they can do the same to you.

I'm a retard who's only ever been in one fight that I won because the other person was an actual cripple. 5'4 and 110 pounds, know next to nothing about fighting. Do I have a chance, realistically speaking? Where can I learn self defense? Cursed manlet approaching 20, just give it to me straight.

Run to the nearest gun free zone and yell “safe”

first, scream obviously. and since nobody would likely be around to hear it try to improvise a weapon like a rock, then punching and if none of that worked / was an option I'd sink my teeth into any flesh i could find hopefully the neck and rip it apart the best that I could.

im kind of ready to die anyways at least.

A lethal attack is a last resort, this nigga has shanked you with a rusty spike do you die alone or together? Besides you aren't trying to TV choke this guy you are driving your thumbs through his eyes and the eggshell thin skull behind into his brain!

Specify, when you add facets afterwards it makes you look like a bitch. Just specify prior and I can do my work.

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I did say it was something used in a death roll with a shark right?

You will kill them but you gonna die too kinda thing?

1)Get fit but no need to go body builder
2) go to a boxing gym and learn to throw a punch, just the basics is fine.
3)fight dirty, paying attention during biology helps here kids.
4)???
5)Prison probably, people don't want to learn to fight if they don't need to.