New dick rate thread

thanks user

Maybe a little bit

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hey op here nice cock user

Kik? I just wanna supply you with jerk material

curious and high and horny

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Sure what's your username

It's returntoarkham1986

Rate

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op here i saw it on imgur nice cock user

solid 8+

10/10

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Rate my dick b?

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6/10

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may i get in on this? im feeling adventurous tonight

you have some nerve rating that 9/10 a 6/10 when yours is like a 3/10

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7/10 id almost swear you stole my dick but its leaning the wrong way

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Still interested?

thought youd never ask i almost closed the thread
chanzig

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9

Is this big enough to have smex?

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9/10 love them thick and uncut

9/10 the detail is amazing and makes my mouth water

4/10 strange shape but that vein is nice

7/10 learn how to focus your camera

9/10 love the shine and those veins

Not gonna rate but shave and lose a little weight and that would add a little length

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8/10, thanks man

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7/10
7/10

6/10 looks thicc

Very nice 8/10 would ride

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Nice. More pls

Obvious shoop is obvious

Moar

Mods banned me for 2 weeks recently. Here's a pic I took during the ban.

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heaven/ten

Ok
This is me too, and here's another

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Looks so smooth...more?

>Mods banned me for 2 weeks recently
why?

Ha gay

Having too big of a dick

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...

Won't lie I'd suck it if he asked

Nice
R8 mate?

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Another

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Real reason requesting personal information. I asked this one user where a girl lived in a Michigan thread. People do it all the time. Guessing the mod who banned me was just an asshole

Need a pic of it hard

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Why do straight guys post in these threads?

If that mod is lurking right now then this message is for him or her. Suck my dick. Tired of those aholes banning me. Ever since my ip changed about a year ago they've banned me 4 times. Before that it was none. Guessing they got a bounty on my newer ip

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Late night amusement

Why shoop? It's real

This is a pretty nice pic

Chances are they (the mods) would probably actually want to suck my dick lol

Different light intensity on the peen than the rest, and too sharp a line where the pubes touch the base

Chances are they're not the only ones

Kek wish it was shoop it's the real deal man

If only you were a girl. Here's a couple of more pics of it. Hopefully the mods don't ban me for calling them out.

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Another

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Rate

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get in my throat

Proof

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8/10

Better luck next time

Looks neat

6/10 a handful

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Damn... it is really fat, I love it.
10\10

8/10 veiny

It's huge. Too bad every girl ive crushed on has turned me down so far. They're missing out.

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r a t e s?

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Looks like Miranda Cosgrove

Stahp. No girl has turned you down faggot

Ugly ass hoe/10

I’ve only posted this pic once before and someone said the same thing, I guess I see it now

Not even close autist

Penis 7/10

Scary/10

No really it's true. :(

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lol you guys just sitting around rating each others dicks LOL b is so fuckin weird man lol

like theres threads where a faggot claims to know some slut and theres one where theres like cartoon kids giving each other blowies LOL like wtf is this even

Do you get turned down before they see your benis or after? How many?

Welcome to 4chinz faggot

Quit being a god damn newfaggot and rate some dicks you queer.

Before they see my dick. Theyre usually ugly chicks and I look back at it thinking "what was i thinking liking her?" Wasted 5 years having a crush on this one girl that friend zoned me about a month in to being her friend. She said you're just a friend to me. Guess next time I should just whip my dick out if that happens again. She's a single mom now so karma got her.

There's another girl I like but we have a big age difference I'm turning 30 sooner than later and she's 18 and a few other girls that are hot are 18 to 22. I work with a lot of jailbait so it's tough to find a girl more my age and in middle school and high school I was too awkward to get a girlfriend. At least my dick isn't the problem so I have that going for me.

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Should I post a pic of my face so you guys can tell me if my looks are the problem?

You're not a virgin tho right? Get out there man. Have some anonymous sex. If you're getting friend zoned so early stop being so interested in them. Chicks don't dig that. They want a chase and at least you have a dick to back it up

6/10

I mean, if you want

No man it's your attitude

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What's wrong with my attitude? Is it the lack of confidence?

I might post a pic of myself in sunglasses so it's less easier for people to be like hey I know you.

Yes. I don't even have to see your face. Chicks only friend zone you when you give them to much attention

I do that all the time. I'm too nice. When I start talking to a girl I say stuff like "How was your day?" If a storm is coming I'll say "stay safe." I rarely wait for a girl to text me first and I think the reason the 5 year friends girl friend zoned me was because I was probably too clingy.

Ok show your face. Bet you're not even that tragic

Might be a little shallow too. In my life 4 girls have had crushes on me but I turned them all down because they're a little too overweight. I want the girl I'm with too be perfect. Not sure if perfect exists though.

Okay but I'm deleting it fast when I do it. Ive seen what happens on Cred Forums. People get doxxed they find their Facebook's and make their lives a living hell

Girls will never text first unless they're a hoe. But don't sit on your phone waiting for their text back either. After they text you don't respond for awhile. It drives them insane. And don't ask them how their day was tell them you hope they had a good one. It shows them you still care without having to listen to all their bullshit about their day

Posting your face isn't that big a deal anymore, I do it all the time

Hopefully a few people saw it. What do you guys think?

Rate me pls my gf says im thick what do you think b

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It's not your face man. Change your approach and buy some expensive cologne and they'll flock

You need to moisturize.

Thanks. Makes me feel a little better.

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8
7, bit skinny
5.5
7.5
7 nice Hitler pubes

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8/10 your girl likes it, that's all that matters
7/10

6/10
Smegma/10

Yeah you’re probably right ive never been one to use lotion or anything to jerk with so probably wouldnt hurt

Looks nice

Flashon6/10

Rate?

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Gettin some sloppy

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7/10

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8/10
8/10

8/10

dumbass newfags

you're just handing out 8/10s lol

r8?

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damn user thats fucking huge. post more please

Put the hood forward?

They all look the same what do you want from me?? I gave your mom a 1 when i fucked her on sunday

Very nice
Would suck

6/10

Bump would appreciate a few more rates if anyone ms up to

Pic with a quarter on it for scale?

Anyone wanna rate?

5/10

I can do this but itl take a few min as im now taking massive poop

fuck I wish I had an ass like that

Would anyone wanna give it a suck?

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No not really looks “ashy” as they say

Is it shiny or ashy?

It's light from the camera

Maybe part of its the light

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damn you're right ):

Still a lil dry homie. But wash it first then I'd take it

Alright lit lol

Shitskins

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Anyone like?

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Roll the hood forward?

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Nice dick, man

Thanks

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Yall got some nice dicks

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not a mod but can i suck it amyway?

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would share your cock with her

Id give your cock to my wife
Beautiful and thick

Yep id suck that

Mmmmm youre a stud

Y u delete

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Thanks for the 7

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So do you. I'd suck you off..

Sounds interesting :)

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You got kik I wanna see more and I'll show you the wife

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No kik but I have a twitter account @h0lybanana

Guys or girls rate my meat please :3

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>bump

Let me get those rates if anyone is still around

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heres mine

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How about this thicc fella...

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Rate me.

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Looks too big tbh do you have problems with women not enjoying it because its too thick?

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Once the tip is in its a done deal

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