Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Non-cursed one.

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>Waifu thread

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based sop

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>wojack

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nep

Guess I'm here.
Heya, nerds.

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Not to sound ironic or sarcastic, but are the waifu threads just general discussions thread using waifus as user signature?

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You missed the check

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Yeah, basically.
I'd say it's the less autistic part of Cred Forums.
no u

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no, never

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unironically a gay dating thread

For me it's Millhouse

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I figured it out only recently. I got some hints up to to yesterday but never had the actual interest to try out joining in.

Why would you go on the internet to tell lies?

I don't feel any dicks around my ass, so I feel completely safe.

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>Milhouse
That's fucking hot.

More or less. Also bashing others for their shit taste in waifus is encouraged.

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You guys masturbate to cartoons?

that's what I get paid to do

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idk man it looked like I got dubs there and maybe here

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Well uh, welcome to the anime circlejerk called /waifu/. Try not to lose braincells, okay?
You got 2 dubs in the other post, dingus.

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And you got dubs in this post

Anyways, shifter feels great. Throws feel shorter too.

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Good to hear, dude.
Say, what year was your car again? I don't think you said...

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Ur waifu shit.
>amidoingthisrite.png

Jew money

I'm on Cred Forums... do I even have any sane braincells left? It's up for us to find out.

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Actually, you have a really fair point. I'd say you're hanging on the edge. Maybe.
Well, get comfy around here, I guess.
also, good choice in waifus. :ok_hand:

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Well I didn't know what to choose as waifus. I have a few favs on my list like rem, chii, eris and some others but never saw Tamamo in these threads and I assumed it was not claimed.

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To be fair, someone else used to claim Yukari, so I'd just say who you think is best girl.

No, that other Yukari poster doesn't come here anymore.

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To be honest I would've piced Eris from asobi ni iku yo... but the actual base of images of that character I have is absurdly smol

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Sorry for my long absence I wish I can buy Cred Forums pass so i can happily post here on Cred Forums. Anyways hello user I didn't expect someone miss me that much my day great today.

I wonder what programming was that because I never seen that code before.

Is that you nep? How are you now?

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pretty much

Bigass F. Where do you get your images?

And if all else fails, screenshotting the show always works.

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2rJdC3
join the discord to post all your waifus

op-kun is a faggot desu.

>Where do you get your images?
Cred Forums, /e/, or /c/ and sometimes Cred Forums

>screenshotting the show always works
I'm shit at getting a good picture irl, not to say screenshotting a clear image from a video.

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I'd say look for stuff on gelbooru. They must have some stuff there.

Win + Alt + (Print Screen) or Snipping Tool is what I meant. No need to whip out a camera.

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Civic Si
I did say.

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I'm gonna stick to Tamamo while dreaming about Eris.

The only quality screenshots I was able to take were on some deep cringy text from White Album 2 animu. I don't actually pull out a camera to take pics of the screen, I was talking about I could never get a clear frame when pausing for screenshoting.

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You only said model, not year. There's more than one kind of Civic Si.
Oh, fair enough. Well, Tamamo works regardless.
So, what're you up to?

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I also said new, no?
Oh well. 2019 model.

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Just woke up, a shit headache. I have no power to do shit at the moment.

But I was purely amused when looking out the window and see a Civic VX parked next to my bimmer. My rim is the size of his entire engine compartment lol.

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Oh, nice. I still prefer older civics, but the new ones are still quality stuff.
Fuckin' F.
Oh, yet another carfag? very cool.

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Ara ara lookin' ass motherfucker.

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Because the car conversations I joined this thread lol. Cars make me feel all frisky and shit.

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Well shit, nice. I'm the only car-less carfag in this thread, though. It sucks, but I still have Assetto Corsa.
So, what car you got?

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Vampire Vamp

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E92 pre-LCI M-Performance.

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I want to stuff my dick in that fluffy girl's pussy

Real shit? Very nice. How do ya' like it?
That's very interesting to know, user.

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They aren't easy to drive imo. Maybe I'm too used to old cars.

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Oh? How so? What problems you got with it?

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Except the custom factory interior that car was built. Stock parts are a rarity ... except sensors... I love my sensors to be OEM.

Experience? Well keeping in mind that I even modded the stock stability controls on it and added software 2 step launch control on a hybrid turbocharged diesel with a shit load of toque... I would say it's heaven on earth.

I think I'd run out of the 2000chars comment limit if I start to write down whatever mods I have on that car.

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Firstly, rev hang. Messes up my muscle memory
Secondly, turbo. Adds a little kick I never know how to compensate for.

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Winda

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All this car talk makes my head go spin spin

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Ah, you prefer NA Engines, eh? I do too.
I've also heard problems with Rev Hang, but never have got it explained. What is it?

Also sick fucking quads.

Well, you've proven the "Cars make me feel all frisky and shit" thing.
And you must really have some funds to spend on that car, eh?

I wish I did too...

You get used to it after a while.

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vrooooooom

It's basically when the engine delays the drop of RPM's after the clutch is disengaged.

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That sounds like, not epic.
Why is that a thing they put in?

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bump.

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Engine:
2.0l inline 4 diesel base
borg-warner custom turbo - starting curve at 1400rpm with peak at 4000rpm and clocking 30psi with software controlled wastegate
116psi 3 stage fuel rail
26psi solenoid fuel injectors
Custom crank case breather
Custom oil catch tank
Reinforced timing chain and sprockets
Custom exhaust with 2 stage silencing for a nice stock sound.
Stock engine cover to hide all the shit and give the engine a "sleeper" look. Yeah yeah, I know that model of car isn't a sleeper... maybe "stock" would be a better word?

Result: 250whp with 368ft-lb of torque

Suspension:
KW Performance coilovers in the front, extremely stiff.
In the back, kw performance springs with AP shocks a little more soft
0.5 degrees negative camber in the front and 2.5 degrees negative camber in the back.

Tranny:
Dual mass flywheel, kevlar clutch and stock short throw gear shifter. Stock propeller shaft and quaife racing LSD differential

ECU and software:
ECU is a M-Performance programmable computer. Custom engine map with 2 driving modes controlled by a remapped stock button inside the car.

wew... and I put in it until now about 8k... without the fact that the 19 inchers rims were about 4k. But now it needs a shitload of fixing and care because I was an autistic retard and crashed it last week.

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>Tranny
misogynist.

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Shaddoll Construct

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Ah, making it look stock for the ultimate bamboozle. Very nice.
This sounds quite nice to drive, though personally I'd rather not use a turbo. But to each their own.
Also F on the crash. Hope this shit gets fixed soon.

Insert German Engineering joke here.

cute.

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Fixing is almost done for most of the part... But the guy I'm working with have to fix my front bumper. He told me not to replace it. But the iconic bmw intake ornaments just rattle around... and one headlight is also rattling. And I have no idea if those parts are actually broken or just out of fitment...

The only actual thing that's killing me is the paintjob... I have to repaint the whole car and while I'm very picky because of the color of the car the price is killing me. It's metallic black as base with sapphire gloss over.

Sometimes I really regret my retarded carfaggotry.

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Probably to do with not losing boost or something.

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>Sometimes I really regret my retarded carfaggotry.
Don't worry, I've seen a lot of carfags say that.
too many.
Also, does the paintjob look a bit like this?
Maybe, maybe. Seems like a good idea on paper but it also looks like it'd not be good for those not used to it.

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Do you have any blow-off valve?
You should also check your wastegate control and the butterfly valve on the intake.

That's not normal.

Yeah, but that actually looks like normal black. This is the actual beast.

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God I would love to put together tank models with her autistic anne frank looking ass

who wouldn't

And here is the sapphire gloss over the stock metallic black base.

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bumpin

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I just want to drive an old shitbox again

It's a stock turbo engine, I'd have no idea where to look.

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How was your day? What are you up to?

Sorry about all this car talk... but it's in my blood. You'd have to drain it all, let me die and then nuke the zone to clear up the carfaggotry.

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I just want to drive an old shitbox
jokes on you, it was me all along.

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Get yourself a car tester and a good reader software. And check the pressure values as given by the sensors. When lifting the throttle the wastegate should fully open and stop the turbo. If you're getting overpressure while letting off the throttle the wastegate control is acting up. The easy fix is to fit a dump valve on the car... the pro way to fix it is taking it to a turbo shop and get the wastegate recalibrated/replaced.

gawd dang it

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Jesus fuck, spending time with civvies is fucking stressing.

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...

Yes, hello.

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sick waifu dude

I guess I'm back.

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Welcome back, nerd.

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What's poppin' slut.

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husbando but whatever

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ERRRRRRRECTIN' A DISPENSER

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At this point, I'm the only one keeping this thread up.

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And you're doing a good job.

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Damn right I am.

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how to i cope the fact than there is porn of random people fucking my waifu?

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Cope with the fact I've nutted to it

Fuck their waifus as revenge lol

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You look away, as like I do.

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fucking lol

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バンプ。

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Test

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Testicular cancer

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very cool.

how do you do, fellow americanos?

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What are some a+ graphics games you enjoy on your mobiles my dudes?

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Holy shit

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I mainly emulate shit on my phone, like JRPGs n Visual Novels, so I can't say I know much.

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I also emulate them at the moment. But the emulation is not perfect. And while I can run the Honkai impact 3 at the highest settings... some more complex psp games still stutter or artifact.

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Visual novels on mobile? Sounds interesting, and quite weeb.

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Hell yeah. Played Snatcher on it and it was sick.
Still haven't finished it, but soon.

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Never actually played that, what is it about?

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...

Hey weebs, how do I read manga on my phone and not want to kill myself

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>how do I read manga on my phone and not want to kill myself
You don't

Io

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Download a manga reader.

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Hack and slash type of game, with no auto fight and almost no grinding to progress. A shit load of story modes and extremely nice high quality 60fps graphics.

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Oh shit, sounds and looks like a good game. Might download it later.

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Oh

Any suggestions?

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Sick fucking trips, btw.

It is, and characters are quite waifu material. But I feel like the battles are way to short... That's my only complaint... also on the highest settings it drains my 2 day 4000mah battery in about 4hours.

>actual in-game graphics

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excuse me real shit? no way that's actual graphics.

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I might be called a faggot for this... but I actually enjoy using the crunchy-roll app. Yeah sure, for free, I'm not going to pay for that...

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Crunchyroll has manga? I'm just poorfagging it right now and not able to sustain my physical manga addiction.

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You actually made me take a photo of my phone screen as an ... neanderthal. How naughty of you!

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As an android fag, I use Manga Life.
It seems I've been proven wrong. Sorry!

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Yeah. You can get it as a separate app or they have it included in the main crunchyroll app.

You need a good phone for that level of graphics. But I believe it would work with slower models also... I think.

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But of course, that's a given.
>tfw phone is ass

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I'll check these out, thank you

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I have a Xiaomi device. I love them. Cheap and extremely powerful. It's a iPhone 10 clone with pure android.

There are other apps, many more obscure. But those are really mainstream and have a good database... But remember "good" is subjective as fuck.

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Shidd, I got an J7 Crown, and it's "meh"
np, nerd.

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The deed is done, I am free range until next week, I can do so much shit now, hooray.

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facefuck the living crap out of your waifu every night

I'm off to a temp agency.. dubs says I end up in a nother factory. Wish me luck guys.

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You're funny.

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I'm not joking
every. night.

Conglaturasins!
Now exactly what're you gonna do?
Take care, nerd.
reimi best jojo girl.

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You'll be fine user. I need to gather up my courage and leave everything behind and move to a new city soon. Firstly I need to get the job in that city... and find a place to live... and maybe I'll be just fine.

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godspeed for you, and sick fuckin quads.

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bump

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Looks like I might be blessed today.
By the way, have any of you bought any waifus from wish? I mean that I found some good prices for non boxed waifu figures that looks kinda' good in the seller pics?

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I just found some mad code I wrote when looking for my resume

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Never bought a thing from wish, I've only really used Amazon and eBay. Personally, I don't think the figure you posted looks all that good, either. Just looks off to me.

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this is supposed to be code? wew.

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It's befunge-98. Here's what it prints out. Not the most complex thing I've done in BF98, but I forgot I ever even coded in it.

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>obsessed

Not an actual wish seller pic. That's a pic I saved from a buyfag thread on Cred Forums. But I'd really want to stick a doll like this in the insert of the dashboard, near the main display of my car. She could ride with me all the time

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thanks for helping me through my lonely faggotry guys

oh shit, yeah I'd get something like that and slam that shit on my dash. for sure.
no problem

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>be me, weeaboo
>finally get carfag gf
>she decides to ride in my car
>"why the fuck is there a cat girl on your dash"
>shes not a weeaboo, fuck
>cuck'd yet again by a person who doesn't even exist
>dad rapes me in the basement again
>cry self to sleep

She'd look fine as hell in the space beside the car screen

I learned not to give a fuck about what people actually think of animu girls.

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Real shit?
I would if I weren't a pussy boy.

Or if I had a car, y'know.

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Fuck yeah. Day 3 of my piece of shit vehicle not starting.

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Yeah, the problem is I have no idea where to buy one without spending a shit amount of money. I mean ok, I like animu, okay I has waifus... but I wouldn't pay a forture for a piece of plastic that's realistically not worth that money.

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Car not starting? That's a gret reason to 2JZ swap it. lol

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Punch the engine block.
Nice rack.

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fuck your brains senseless

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slut.

Water in the engine :^)

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the only possible answer.
yeah, looking for eris figures look like they start at about $100~, but the japs start at about $60 (in yen, of course.)
slow down there, jeremy clarkson.

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trash it.

Wait I think there is something I can punch to fix this though

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What the hell did you do you bastard? You got your engine wet and didn't play with it?

But the car mechanic code states the following:
Car not starting - 2JZ swap it
Car needs oil changed - 2JZ swap it
Car has a flat tire - 2JZ swap it
Don't have a car - 2JZ swap it

60$ without taxes and postage :(

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We all know who the best Raifu is.

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rudes

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it's not you it's

no u.
Yeah, forgot to mention that.
F
yeah, it's negev.

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Thirsty boi.
416 is my second favourite. The HK416 is actually the kraut's take on the M4 if anything.
>negev
Oy vey.

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I'm just gonna catch this fucker on fire and watch it burn

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fret not, twas but a jest.
grab some marshmellows first.

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You say that, but there are no compromises with me.

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I was going to recommend fire but not quite in that way. Open up the intake cover until you get access to the valves. Use a heating source to keep the engine block as heated as possible. Leave for a day like that. Put back the intake, crank and let the pistons and oil clean up the water residue.

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And after it successfully starts... 2ZJ swap that fucker.

you have to change 1 detail about your waifu, sorry lads, what's it gonna be?

have her be real.

As if. Goy.
Post angry 416.

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are you saying you are equal or greater than them?
ridiculous! stop fooling around there is only one and it's the sop

that's changing every detail about her

>she is no longer a servant
>she is now my equal.
I'd love this shit.

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cringe

Equal with a deity?

Image Limit reached :^(
sop is best AR team member I'll give her that

Anybody want to bake? I'm feeling a little lazy.


Uggh fine one sec.

Who said I'm not a god?

all the wei

preach!
and best girl!

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The reptilians are fighting to take control of your mortal body. Kill yourself before it's too late

nice I'm a jdm guy and I'm not even a weeb, just love the S15