YLYL Thread
YLYL Thread
Jack Roberts
Cooper Russell
Liam Thomas
Adam Robinson
hmm
Michael Butler
Henry Brown
delicious
Jonathan Nelson
very tasty batto sooop
Tyler Ortiz
kek
Jonathan Morgan
Matthew Morgan
Adrian Martinez
Nicholas Watson
Jordan Cooper
Jace Sanders
John Brooks
Asher Sanchez
Camden Martinez
Justin Jones
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Thomas Ramirez
Logan Baker
why is he so mad?
Luis Bennett
I had this template years ago haha
David Foster
Sebastian Gray
Jeremiah Morris
Source?
Asher Mitchell
Wyatt Wilson
It's from a preview video on PornHub, check the webm's meta data (title etc).
("Himiko can't resist herself")
Adrian Morgan
FUCK! i wanted to not jerk it to Cred Forums tonight! hints why i came to a YLYL thread! thanks for the lost ass hole >.>
Joseph Wilson
Noah Gonzalez
Jackson Brown
>thanks for the lost ass hole
Just use a finger?
Connor Torres
William Watson
there is a stock market for this lol
Ryan Lewis
Jayden Perry
James Barnes
Thomas Sullivan
Elijah Jackson
This Degeneracy Can not go Unpunished
Easton Green
Good maybe they will die off
Sebastian Rodriguez
Jeremiah Sanders
disturbing new study shows that parent-child and sibling inbreeding reduces the risk that their child will die from cancer by 25%
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/17931800/
Noah Myers
Ayden Lopez
>white again
Ha ha, it's funny because America never *was* white. Never. Was. White.
Eli Powell
Colton Long
a lot of nerve for someone within crushing range
Ian Edwards
Hunter Ward
PieAlltheTime - Himiko Can't Resist Herself
Cant seem to find a Full Version without a PriceTag. Tried the usual Torrent places.
Chase Martinez
Zachary Lopez
Blake Garcia
Jonathan Gomez
Isaac Morris
Jonathan Cooper
Dylan Gray
Tyler Gray
Austin Cox
Jeremiah Martinez
Isaac Parker
Easton Perry
Nicholas Jones
Mason Brooks
Jayden Watson
Wyatt Phillips
Aaron Rogers
Is real??
Samuel Myers
Kevin Jones
This thread blows dicks
Jayden Green
Aiden Morgan
Chase Howard
Coinbase is processing my ID
Alexander Brooks
I have seen this same fucking story about 80 times now
Fuck off
Ayden Bell
Finally. Someone who understands the Irish are niggers
Blake Sullivan
> See more New Imageboards list
Blake Baker
Joseph Gonzalez
Carter Thompson
Camden Hall
Jacob Bell
I created this one
Austin Hall
god damn it.
Jace Phillips
You sir are awesome!
Anthony Perez
I don't blame muslims, I'd say no to Valentine's Day too if I had to buy gifts for 9 wives
Dylan Scott
And drink piss
Thomas Barnes
9 year old wives are easy to buy gifts for
Christopher Diaz
Anything for the pussy nowadays
Nolan Clark
Even easier when they're family
Justin Campbell
I thought she was falling down some stairs or some shit
Sebastian Nguyen
I dont doubt he does.
Ryder Bailey
Julian Powell
Man my old WoW Classic GM would love this... he had shit taste in waifus.
Eli Davis
Camden Cox
Just goes to show nobody actually gives a fuck about football anymore.
Josiah Walker
Have you ever been black enough to attack a train on the actual train tracks?
Luis Powell
10/10 your cat would be proud
Lucas Sanders
So true that's hot
Ian Collins
William Turner
Why put 5'10 when everything else is alpha?
Brody Russell
Nathaniel Stewart
Wtf this is not cringe thread dude
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>80 times today
Jeremiah Anderson
Jackson Ramirez
if goats are considered family
Adam Gray
Is that Den?
Christian Collins
Why did the train stop?
Justin Brooks
81st time seeing it was too much for him too bad
Carson Moore
Fucking cyclists thinking they own the road.
Charles Powell
William King
Nose check and of course he is.
Jose Smith
JFC lost hard.
Logan Butler
Sebastian Nelson
this is the mother of all boomer memes
Jackson Anderson
do continue
Nicholas Long
is that Home Basic?
Justin Robinson
This man found the cheat code!
Also, kinda proves that all those traps who became the gf because they couldn't get a gf really just did it because they're gay
Gabriel Rogers
Can't tell if troll or real but holy fuck
Julian Nelson
Jaxon Turner
Matthew Brooks
Elijah Lewis
Nolan Johnson
Mason Thompson
Owen Bailey
Wyatt Richardson
Ryder Parker
>the purity spiral is real
If you have your way at some point even my german genes are nigger tier since i lost my blonde hair color when i was a kid.
Brody Ortiz
Thanks Dan Schneider, as if we Zoomers weren't degenerate enough...
Andrew Morris
Can we ban and possibly rape this faggot with a rusty pipe already
Jacob Murphy
Nice
Grayson Rivera
>greatest ally
I still can't deal with the fact that anyone actually believes this
Jacob Harris
As an Irishman, I've been trying to tell racist black people this for years... but their goal isn't equality; it's to get free shot... whether that means something physical or a free pass to or on something.. like acting like a racist cunt
Yeah sure, I grew up without a father, but at least he worked an honest job and provided money still, mother was also a hopeless drunk so yeah.. on par
Jeremiah Morales
the head rag , makes women look like huge human sized walking clitorises
William Watson
I'd rip it down
Jayden Sullivan
Chek'd
Austin Edwards
>I grew up without a father
>He still worked and provided money
Fuck you and your whore mother for screwing him for child support. You're already worlds apart from nog family values where the dad doesn't exist at all.
>Their goal isnt equality, it's to get a free shot
While you're palming straight cash from a man who doesn't even know you.
Luis Lopez
Stopped reading as soon as I hit "yikes", fucking feminist and soyboy buzzwords.
Mason James
He was technically around, but ceased being a father and would only use me for my sports activities so he had excuses while cheating
Then I lived with him when I nearly died because drunk mothers negligence
As I said; he was responsible, but he was no father... and my mom made enough money, so I don't think she was ever worried about money, and was more than capable of providing for me financially
P.s why are you so mad little boi?
Xavier King
Grrrrrr genetic diversity bad! Science bad! Fire..... Fir.... Fire bad!!!!
HOIL HOTLER
Tyler Adams
He chose to bring me into this world, I never made that choice.. it is your responsibility to make sure I get a decent start... but all I had was pocket change and all the wrong friends, I became pretty reckless with no guidance
You sound like you may either be a shot dad or generally triggered
Lincoln Gray
He doesn't owe you anything but the money he provided. He never wanted you, get over it.
>why are you so mad little boi?
Not mad at all, just hate leftist man-hating fucks like you. Your father did his job. You're absolutely worthless.
Adam Foster
>He chose to bring me into this world
Trust me, life isn't so black and white. He never wanted anything to do with you -- but he still did the right thing and paid for you.
Which is more than your whore mother ever did. The alcoholic bitch was lucky that your man decided to take you in, even after all of her bullshit.
Cooper Reed
ROCISM
LOLZ!
Dominic Miller
>palming straight cash
Are you retarded? If my mother was a dumb whore alcoholic whore, how would I see any of that money?
..idk, is it one or the other.. you tell me lol
You sound deluded by personal demons
Brandon Adams
Way to not take responsibility and blame someone else.
You clearly "know" right from wrong now, change it or shut up and live it faggot.
Eli Rivera
>she
Connor Jackson
He wasn't there? Why are you so mad lmfao, his job was to be a dad.. something your aggro ass never received or received it poorly from an aggro father, whom you probably hate, or love blindly, and are also a closeted homo who "hates fag shit"
O so now shit isn't black and white when it fits your narrative? Damn boi, u gei.
>leftist man hating REEEEE
I grew up with the absence of a father.. shouldn't I be the whiny bitch? Lol
P.s mum was far from a whore, which gives me insight to where you're coming from
Cooper Watson
kill yourself
Jonathan Wright
FOSCISM ROFL!
it's so funny watching the US collapse.
Yall gonna cry about communism and socialism all the way into "line up on the wall" fascism.
thehill.com
God it's like watching the special Ed class get power for the first time and no one stopped it before they mad maxed the school.
Oliver Watson
i never last 5 whole minutes so they got that part right.
James King
Looool what... how can I blame myself for not having a father? rofl you really are dumb af, whiny in approach too...
I learned more from not having a father than you did having/not having one I suppose; at least I didn't grow up to be anything relating to you
Kevin Rivera
>german
>white
Sure, buddy.
Levi Johnson
Do you even hear yourself?
>My father provided for me but I'm a little bitch because my mother was a drunk
Your problems aren't even problems
>I grew up with the absence of a father
>But daddy always paid my way
>And even took me in when mommy was a drunk
Oh your poor little faggot. Must be hard coming from such a broken home.
Adam Howard
GR8 B8 M8, actually got reply to your obvious trolling. Have a (You).
Juan Hernandez
William Watson
???
I'm simply against child support. Cry more, leftie.
Hudson Lewis
WAKE ME UP
Kayden Nguyen
Dominic Gray
Nah, far from a bitch, turned out pretty hardened, as after 15 I was on my own
..yeah it was pretty hard, but I figured it out/still figuring it out, wish I had a dad to do son and dad shit with.. but it will just make me a better father
I don't think anyone could mistake his sperg flailing as anything, but a troll.. but the motives for so uncontrollably going out of his way, would lead me to believe he feels very small in life, and that he should take a deeper look at himself, and where the questions and statements he makes, come from
Adrian White
check'd and kek'd
Jonathan Green
You're so clearly under 6ft, it hurts.
I'm sure you'll be a great father. Many reddit users will thank you for your cringey r/funny posts about your tiny little autistic child.
I wish I had a father who paid for everything that I could complain about.
Andrew Evans
I thought you were sick of leftist beating up men, but according to you, a man's only job is to provide money and fuck off
So he did or didn't do the right thing?
Regardless, you should give your dad a call, sounds like you miss him.. or he hates you, and I'm sorry for that. At least I can say mine wants a relationship with me, probably since my success
Jaxon Flores
oofmew.xx
Tyler Martinez
>so he did or didn't do the right thing?
I've answered that multiple times now. You're the faggot crying out for him to throw you a baseball every so often.
Jaxon Harris
Me too lol
Sounds like the only one blaming their father and life around here, is you?
I think this all stemmed from black people asking for free shit? So I suppose you're 2 for 2
>fatherless+gib me's=???
Lincoln Brown
I don't get it
Mason Ward
Your mother was the one who set his purpose in stone. He wanted to be a part of your life, but for legal faggotry -- he was nothing but dollar signs. Fucking women dominate the courts.
Ethan Richardson
Nope, my father was awesome. Unfortunately, the courts didn't mandate that he paid my mother every dollar of his wage. I wish I had a cucked father like yours who was a bitch to the system.
Zachary Rogers
Why are cyclists fucking like this? Everytime i see one on the street i just want to collect a bunch of sticks to toss into the spokes as i drive past them.
Samuel Morris
Yet another ylyl thats wrecked by american politics and other social bullshit
You fucks are doomed and you're literally digging your own cultural grave. The shits I see here are horrendous.
Nathan Ross
Post some funny shit then, faglord.
All I see are a couple of australians arguing.
>american politics
fucken sperg
Bentley Barnes
Fuck! any more about this story???
Robert Sullivan
For some reason I also thought chiefs were from Kansas.
Jason Williams
Robert Bell
O shi incel is showing.. blaming women now too
Lol she was a hard working woman who gets all the benefits you could ask for from a job and made a proper salary.
She cancelled court ordered child support because he was whiny bitch--like you--and only did it initially out of spite after he screwed her over...
little men like you always making so much noise
You need to get over the money aspect of it, being homeless at 15.. I didn't see much money lol you broke ass
Grayson Ward
lol. kek'd and saved.
Justin Edwards
Doesn't sound very awesome to me & your mother was a slag.. regardless, somebody fucked up raising your parroting ass
You'd die well in the army.. you're already an incel; whattya gotta lose?
Andrew Perry
LOL
Nathaniel Powell
... more please
Andrew Walker
It's a 'cute' universal marker to notify the useful idiots of what exactly they should recognize to be the problem of the moment.
For the rest of us, like you, it's a 'cute' marker signifying time to leave and move onto something else.
Colton Campbell
Why do you keep chanting those words?
Incel. Incel. Incel. Like you're not the only scratchy-bearded faggot here, still worried about your parents. I'm entirely too old to worry about this millennial bullshit.
>M-muh parents was troubled
Nobody gives a shit in the real world...
You're in your early to mid-twenties, and still worrying about what your parents "set you up" for. You did above-average in school, but now you've found out that you don't exactly matter in any shape or form.
Your shitty job isn't taking you anywhere, but you're making a comfortable wage. You'll most likely stay as you are for the next decade or so, before you really start to worry about your failure to launch.
Despite your anxiety, you'll still amount to nothing. The fact that you're ever-so-aware of your futility won't actually change the outcome of your life.
Your siblings will marry, but you never will. You'll chalk it up to some higher meaning that you never wanted to pass down your genes -- but even coming up on your fifties, you'll notice that the people around you are so much happier than you could ever be. You'll suppress it with everything you have. You'll never admit it to anyone, even your closest friends.
In your mid-to-late sixties, the cancer will finally rear up. It doesn't exactly surprise you, because your parents and their parents died in the same way. The only difference is -- you have nobody to sit with you in the hospital. You still won't admit that you're so painfully alone. Your sister-in-law will come to visit, just because she has to. Back when your brother first married -- you imagined that she loved you more than he. Based on nothing but your faulty ego. In all reality -- you've barely ever conversed with her. They had two beautiful children and are living a great life together. It took you decades to realize that she never even noticed you -- no matter how much you thought of yourself.
It comes suddenly, one night in the hospital.
Nathan Bennett
You're still doing this shit, I last saw this in 2016 before I left this shit-hole for four years. What the absolute fuck?
Jeremiah Davis
Ooga Booga din du nuffin
Jeremiah Martinez
Xavier King
>Falling this hard to obvious trigger bait
You're projecting yourself, user.
Justin Stewart
So new.
Nicholas Bennett
Why would you ruin your pillow like that
Austin Wood
Fucking dumbass beaners
Mason Adams
Underwear so good it's like there isn't even any periods
Jaxson King
Fucking surprise boner
John Hughes
Gay Fag
Andrew Butler
Luke Miller
What the fuck is that thing?
Andrew Peterson
Is this real?
If so: Good.
If no: It should be.
Jackson Carter
The nigger goblin or the man with tits?
Liam Hernandez
>Och Glenda you're covered in spunk
>It's space slime y'bampot
Colton Wilson
France, Arab
offcourse, what did i even expect
Sebastian Butler
I knew about the he-she.
The nigger goblin is what caught my attention.
Aiden Cox
anyone to explain me that pasta? Or just pure unfunniness is the thing. goddamit im confused
Luis Murphy
You see, when a nig and a nug love each other very much. . .
Ryan Martinez
The JIDF is must have rolled out their most pathetic recruits today.
Kayden Harris
Better question: Why was it permitted to live? I thought those people aborted like crazy.
Luis Morales
Just us whites here friend
Nathaniel Richardson
Aaron Thompson
Lmao he's wearing a tracksuit of one of the most famous football clubs in Italy. I don't like that team and I will use this video to taunt my friends since a nigger's wearing their tracksuit. Ty user
Benjamin Brown
To make money off of horny fapbois.
The pillow cover is also removable and machine washable.
Parker Torres
Just a shitposter spamming the same unfunny story everytime. Nothing remotely funny about it.
Juan Long
Imagine liking Toga over anyone else though
Ayden Phillips
they die from hunger or thirst first
Dominic Walker
veronica is still saying no isn't she ?
Connor Garcia
Nathaniel Nelson
based and autismpilled
Julian Bailey
Fuck you
Easton James
Zachary Wright
>flat GLOBE
keked
Sebastian Carter
except for sand niggers
Gabriel Nelson
Goddammit nigger why are you spamming this 3+ y/o copypasta in every thread on Cred Forums?
Xavier Murphy
Grayson Evans
anyone have that big post about the guy studying african languages that basically discovered they really are sub-human?
Camden Reyes
lost
Levi Myers
Considering I've been hit by cars driving illegally multiple times, I don't want to hear shit about how it's a cyclist issue rather than Niggeria
Andrew Cook
WHY DO YOY KEEP REPOSTING THIS YOU DAMN RETARD
Joseph Harris
He still fucked it up.
Hudson Green
No you wouldn't.
Jaxon Rogers
nothin here is funny
kys ami juice
Joseph Gomez
Kek, if you have ever used a dating app you know that most "big tiddy goth gfs" thay are into all the same cool shit as you are actually landwhales that either use old photos from when they were skinnier or closeup face shots with killer makeup
Parker Long
Longer the lifespan, more likely you'll get cancer lmao
Ethan Edwards
Wow this thread was really good until it turned into a battleground of armchair psychiatry.
Irish user, hopefully you have learned today that while your suffering is valid, you shouldn't bring up your absentee father on Cred Forums. Blood in the water for trolls.
Troll-kun, I'm sorry your dad sucked so much. Nice trollin' though
Matthew Mitchell
I thought this was a YLYL thread and not Cred Forums Goes Wild
Xavier Thomas
Big if true
Camden Moore
How did they get the ages? Did the coomers fill in a survey or something?
Gavin Edwards
train-based anger is not limited to black people
Gavin Thompson
>coomoonism no food
retarded american
Dylan Gray
Are you okay, my nigga? The meme is making fun of goth girls and doomers alike, what's with the rant?
Jeremiah Parker
>Shocking
Lucas Richardson
I have a dog so he can bark at niggers if they tryn' break into my house
William Morales
>faggot's only heritage is being mad about not being allowed to have slaves and getting his ass kicked for it
You would like touching children's asses, wouldn't you?
William Nguyen
OK commie
Nathan Murphy
Incest cures cancer?!?!
Isaac Jackson
Cancer cures incest
Christian Garcia
Every male boomer Facebook group
Asher Bell
There’s gaming the system, And then there’s winning then system.
Chase Parker
> france : arab and cuckhold
of course
Ayden Young
Somebody do this one but with the self suck pic
Caleb Gutierrez
Fucking lost hard right off the bat. If this is OC, great job m80
Christopher Anderson
Sadly I didn't make it myself, but goddamn I love it
Connor Moore
Still thanks, made my fucking day. I’m laughing like a retard in my office and people are starting to look at me like I have stage 4 autism
Josiah Murphy
"his" bike
Ayden Jones
Congratulations, you determined that people who die of incest related diseases don't live long enough to get cancer
Nicholas Adams
I gotchu
Eli Moore
Sabin Figaro ftw
Eli Morris
Kek
Gavin Reed
Isaiah Martinez
Lost.
I don't know why I find this funny.
Carter Carter
How is Trump ever going to recover from this?
Jack Martinez
kek
Joseph Price
Where the fuck is the penis?
Thomas Ramirez
I was thinking about getting these but now not so much. thanks, Cred Forums!
Nolan Martin
probably in your mouth
Ethan Lee
You right!
Landon Rodriguez
Guys who do crazy shit usually aren't the tallest, pay attention to it and you'll notice.
Brandon Edwards
Did you all watch the super bowl last night it was nothing but Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers you get the idea...
Brandon Phillips
Checked.
I am a eurofaggot, so someone please confirm this. Is it true that NFL stands for Negro Felon League?
William Anderson
This may shock you but no, I did not watch niggerball last night.
Daniel Ramirez
Black face'd midget with a blue mohawk. Star trek shirt and has a bitch on a leash. This man is more badass than 99% of Cred Forums
Brody Hernandez
dubs confirm
Don't forget the gays user
Eli Lee
okay my foot fetish can be chalked up to my german genetics. Nice, it's not my fault.
Cameron Wood
I need to get off of the internet. Apparently the general consensus is that this is super hot. This is degenerate and weird.
Bentley Ross
It most certainly does, when the negro football league started they played with chains around their neck and the ball was a watermelon
Nicholas Cook
A nigger's idea of winning an argument is whining to the mods about racism until everyone that disagrees with them is b&.
Zachary Diaz
Cringing so hard
Juan Morris
The longer I look at this picture, the angrier I get.
The fuck is going on with her abdomen?
Asher Myers
>65+
>closed captions
LEL
Colton Carter
Diversity is our strength ;)
Isaac Walker
That's lacist! So vely vely lacist!
Oliver Perez
> Look everyone I replied to someone and took a screenshot!! Sick burn!! LMAO
Asher Rivera
Bad shop is bad. kys
Colton Reed
I have almost threw up
Isaac Morales
It will be everywhere
Michael Wood
that is a good reason. what an infuriating webm.
Angel Barnes
>united states of america founded by whites
Never white
Bruh how'd you fail history this bad?
Liam Baker
Jaxson Smith
Anyone have that webm of the girl who gets her lipstick messed up cuz of an earfquake it something and then it cuts to the movie clip of those Nazis doing the chair dance around the table with the "head will roll" some playing? Much appreciated.
Nolan Clark
how is japanese so popular explain. chink girls are like 4th down the line of hotness.
Kayden Collins
after what, in your opinion?
Dylan Walker
looost
Andrew Nguyen
Ryan Peterson
Shiiiiiit. At least that little nigga gettin some.
Joseph Phillips
So the whiteness of a nation is determined by the skin colour of the founders? By that logic almost every African country is, or at least was at some point, a white country because the founders were some white european colonial powers
Robert Taylor
Lost
Zachary Robinson
that's true, those countries are presently occupied by blacks. but, as soon as we get rid of our pussyfied politicians we'll be taking them back.
Brayden Roberts
Trips of truth!
Jonathan Ross
Colton Barnes
Eli Collins
Aiden Smith
How high is your retard level? The grammar and sheer stupidity in that post goes way beyond regular variety dumbfuck.
Wyatt Williams
Seems your personal ratings don't really affect the rest of the human race
Robert Morales
Arthur is a joke
He lives in Sweden
Andrew Perez
Bentley Rogers
i am in love
Sebastian Thomas
I mean, you are the one implying it is sexual.
Hudson Cook
why would a company owned by kikes post that misinformation?
Luke Harris
Ah yes, gloryous jewnited stades of jewmerica. So much (((independence))) and (((freedome)))
Nicholas Long
Which one of you penis pirates is this?
Asher Cook
>Flat globe
Imagine being that fucking retarded.
Christian King
Lignan my balls.
Christian Peterson
lol
Easton Myers
is this esperanto?
Lucas Cox
Let us know how importing all those muslims go. So brave and ((("diverse")))
Mason Taylor
Lost
Cameron Davis
white latina arab
Jordan Hernandez
I remember that gif!
I whunna find that again, but I forgot what I need to goggle search.
Isaac Sanders
Nah, They are just as much disgusting sandniggers like (((them))). While I at least now that you prefer to suck some (((greatest ally))) cock, megafaggot :*
Julian Myers
Lost it at windows vista