Begone coomers, there is more to life then frying your neurons . Nothing wrong with jacking off now and then but 90% of this board is coom.
Post cool shit
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Begone coomers, there is more to life then frying your neurons...
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masturbating doesn't fry neurons but orgasm in rodents has been proven to downregulate androgen receptors
doesn't it affect the frontal lobe? Making one more compulsive?
yeah it does
*sluuurp
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wosooop
Funny
That was good as fuck
Fucking fire thread
I ain't got shit
But I'm gonna put some links i have on my clip tray
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Wow
I actually cried for this
I dont even know
Dubs don't lie
Here's a neat vid i found youtu.be
kek remember this from Highschool holy shit.
if only you knew user.
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I am drunk and posting whatever guys, had a long day at work.
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How much money should they get for that
Big goosebumps
Brought me back to the fiat time I watched fight club
I like to drink alone at night when the world is asleep.
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Nice aesthetic user
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We need more threads like this!!!
Yes
yall gay
Greta needs to get fucked
Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin
You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 6 miles per gallon
One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat
You get out and take a minibike running on a 2-stroke lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks in our hands
Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere
Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits
Reach Greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs
Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA
You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a rack of slow-smoked-over-charcoal barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts
After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater
Jump out the fucking window into a Sprint Cup NASCAR and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night
global warm deez nuts, bitch
Toby IS the Scranton Strangler
Prove me wrong
it's obviously bob vance from vance refrigeration
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read
What if it is a joint operation between the two?
ok coomer