Rekt Thread YLYL

Rekt Thread YLYL

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needs hanna barbera sounds

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LVL 50 bard.m4v

Perfect visualization of what Trump is doing to the left right now.

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White women are evolving

it really is true though, micro evolution

counterfeit and homosexual

Jesus, how retarded is he?

Look back in yearbooks 30 years ago, white women were built like drywall. Now they have blown out asses on the norm and the average bra size is a D. Thank god evolution

Holy kek, my damned side

Rich people are so fucking retarded

And they lived happily ever after

Lol, seeth more poor fag.

post something faggots

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Why feet first? Sounds like agony.

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He is like bye suckers I'm gonna fly away with my stuff

greentexts are dead, and you killed them you pasta spamming faggot

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> Gorillas in the mist.

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Yup, next they'll be claiming these are an entire new species, when really they're just fat and sit too much.

squeaky clean

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Jesus, I remember that. Some people are pure evil.

Cringy obv new fag. I'm serious when I say I hate you.

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Fucking brutal

this is brilliant but the irony is that you'd have to know about/ appreciate black stuff to really get or be old enough to remember GTA San Andreas

Not even the same guy in the different clips faggot.

Not to say he didn't die because he definitely did, but there's no way a nigga jumped in a speedo and died and then put shorts on before they found his floating corpse.

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“I’ll just take the next one”

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Good old fashioned stoning

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>cop on the left
>hands on hips
>hey cmon guys no throwing stuff

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and where can i watch it with sound?

I like how the cops don't instantly turn around to look who threw that, they're just like "Oh well, whatever, somebody help me push him inside the car"


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>speedrunning the marriage

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>I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

Why the fuck is it so impossible to have a ylyl thread without orange man bad orange man good bullshit, no one came to this thread to read that shit. Go to /pol faggot

story? what did he do

>killing someone over material goods
muricans everyone. disgusting. that would never be accepted here in europe because we are civilised. a life is worth more than stuff.

Just leave


Rapist community action.

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unwanted forced marriage

Good thing he remembered to take his luggage for the trip.

This has to be bait. Nobody could actually be this stupid

wtf is going on here? that's not a cop car, and those are white people, so i have questions.

Lmao, ok.

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I agree I live in the Uk and you can get stabbed to death over a phone.

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>marrying with a beautiful lady
>acting like a complete man-child
seriously, some people just don't deserve the luck they have

She looks hot

>the north American pavement ape in it's natural habitat. The smaller male's attempt at crime is thwarted, and he becomes enraged.

Lets ser how dar that gets you when niggers are the majority. Chimpout is the norm.

Ignatz mouse strikes again.

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Ah yes, the ancient ceremony called the Purging of the Thot

I used to enjoy rolling down a hill when I was a child, I didn't have a driving licence!?



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What even is that? Something that is intentionally stuck to the ground but resembles a phone?

Turks lol.


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I keep waiting for his head to explode.

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who's the dumbass that brought a stick to a stoning?


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I feel like we miss the best stone throw.


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Their little muslim brains must be so confused you lust over white girls but you also hate them.

Kek'd hard at this for some reason
Thanks fren

>how to let everyone know you're a virgin in one sentence

It worked tho

probably forced to marry his cousin or somethin

My understanding is that it was an arranged marriage. If that's the case it sucks being in his position.

My god

pee is stored in ass?

Most probably something didn't go his way and he had to make a tantrum. Her cousin is fair skinned, he wouldn't mind.

>white people

LOL, no. You must be (((American))) if you consider that white - they're some kind of central Asian, Kazakhs or Tajiks. Fucking "white" . . .


The flame guy was doing something to his shoes... Anyways everything explodes in China

lost very hard

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nerve gas, not even once

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Look back in those same yearbooks and see nothing changed at all except they are not doing as much work and heavier than they were then. Evolution takes longer than a single generation, dumbass.

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Your mom has sound

chew give gum

That is not water. That is a pair of testicles in a nice smooth scrotom falling out of his anus, user.

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ever heard of electrostatics you moron?

>pole dancers
more like pole lazy dudes


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Yeah, if you live in the shitty parts. (non-white)

There are no non white areas user.

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she's found out he was the one calling her a fag on Cred Forums

holy shit i fucking lost lmfao

American negroids will still kill you whether or not you let them rob you.
Worst case scenario they get caught and the whole country rallies behind them because he a good boy, best case scenario they get your stuff and street cred.

is that the salt faggot?

Not sure mate.

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Yeah, there is, it's called London.


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London is a shit hole. Best to head up north.

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The dive was fun, but the landing lacked preparation.

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>how it feels to chew 5 gum

From the way they're going for the balls my guess would be rapist

So the whole country then?

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it was painfull

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Is he gonna be ok?


There is nothing wrong with defending your property from the filthy niggers.

I think hes fucked.

> You?

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Looks like he was intending to hit the landing ~10 feet below but overshot by a bit too much. Haaaaa

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that RPG flies like a moth on cocaine

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yeh, his lower half will grow back

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uh wat

imma send this to my ex who has ocd

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Lost godd

>feed me more asians

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my man had a knife hiding in his ass cheeks. based af

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that first hit turned her retarded. Everything after was just icing on the cake.

That faggot who killed him with a headshot as soon as the stoning started though

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I lost

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nigs gonna nog

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That is rabid bin bags (file name)

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did he make it?


I dont remember that spoongebob chapter
Nice trips satan

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Nose bleeds are easily cured by holding your nose and tilting your head back.

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>look up what happened
>it wasn't even their kid
>apparently it was a prank
niggers gunna nig

He was probably living the rich bachelor life nailing multiple bitches a night and then was forced to marry her for land.

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Dat file namefuck my sides

shuaiby's based boomer predecessor

>my life in 2 posts

Check thoses digits

Cheers for the check.

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was the nigga hiding a knife in his butcrack?


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A hero

based nigger

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Dont shake the baby

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Just wow

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Hes doing alright, he became white and got a gf.

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Remember to keep the darks separated.

Lost and checked


they taught us in junior school not to touch a someone who is being electrocuted,
so the guy probably went off to search for a broomstick or something
the other guy got lucky, he could have dead


How is it that nigger women are 10x more powerful than nigger males

yes, he walked it off

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He forgot to leave a note.

Evolutionary trait from the males bailing all the time.

Held it together until the fucking bucket. lost

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I mean, I just assume these people are absolutely eviscerated when shit like this happens, is that the case?


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>so the guy probably went off to search for a broomstick or something

no he's just a fucking retard. could've gotten something closer to help or unplug the fan

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around blacks, check their cracks

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't get.

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How come all these people are always so fucking happy?

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Even his weapon hates him.

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Looks like his anti-static bootie was falling off and he was trying to put it back on, but it didn't work.

Well, some one these are funny. But not those in what people die or get really badly hurt! The gang killings are the most sickening. WTF are those humans? And why do you enjoy this stuff?!

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holy fuck it actually work

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He pulled then he less nergo

>when you try to jump to a lower ledge but roll a 20

I 2nd this

Is that a tranny?

They're in a handicapped spot

Nigger thinks he's in a video game

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This is why there is weight classes.


I was literally searching google for "the guy who shot himself in live tv" to see if I could find a source for this, which I did, second result on wikipedia, but 3rd result was another another man shooting himself, with the video right there in the open. wtf google?
>here it is freshly made webm,

I know I was being ironic, since he was clearly completely oblivious about the whole thing

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I'm in central europe and this post is retarded

I hope he's alright?

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Cred Forums is down farther retard

youre right instead of defending yourself you should be the one to get shot lmao. See here we have that luxury, feels bad for england when they cant even have a knife to keep them safe from people with guns

Lost at the bread

that's not evolution tho. more attributed to lifestyle and nutrition. but yeah. thank god for that

Whats the backstory to this one?

They're too dangerous for zoos. They belong in the eild

Kinda genius, untill they FUCKED it up.

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She failed the test

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>I know I was being ironic

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>a nigger tried to get another nigger to stop being ignorant
>other nigger shoots it for being racist

I hope they can get reanimated

the fucking title got me

I wonder why the cops are wearing helmets?

only halfway through, if you know what I mean.

arranged marriage in a rent festival center with non expensive clothes

Completely, if you know what I mean

premature airbag deployment

lol +1 internet to you, kind sir xD
look at all the imbeciles you triggered

Are u retarded? White people are just as violent as everyone else in Scotland come to the north of glasgow on a Friday night and walk around for an hour without getting in a fight

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this is what hell looks like

>marrying with a beautiful lady

> Are u retarded? White people are just as violent as everyone else in Scotland come to the north of glasgow on a Friday night and walk around for an hour without getting in a fight

> You said that?

I fucking hate those messy fucks that ruin your house. Why can't they go die outside? Melodramaaaaaaa

I wonder how much pain he is in.


Not a bigger life lol 1488

LIKE WHAT IS THIS DIFFERENCE, giant female throws giant table then blocks and catches chairs being thrown.. then their is this nigger that can even balance right... i dont see why we ever wanted male slaves when you could have these beasts

Classic prank. Love this.

About half as a normal man

I can tell you're not Scottish at the very least.

i wanna believe that was his porn he had with him

Kek, my sides!

I didnt know Scottish people had such similar American English words/grammar... not even England is like that even they have their strange words and way of typing... hmmm

Like getting robbed its ok, fuck no gets tired and something has to be done

That wasnt a someone. It was a nigger. Hunting niggers is encouraged. They are not a native species and destroy all forms of agriculture they come across


holy shit!!

>not called tinkerbellispissed

Someone was talking about tracking you down and killing you in another thread for posting this over and over. Stop with this shit. I care about you user.

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Even funnier if that kick wasn't intentional.

She text someone she shouldn't have, so they hit her with a log to teach her not to do it again. Dumbs fuck didn't realise that blows to the head like that are fatel. So yeah, they killed her.

Perfect trips to go with that fire! Nice one man.

troll obviously, but the last statement is true nevertheless. imagine shooting someone because he stole some stuff from a shop... it's retarded.

She survived

That. Was. Amazing.

Is that how they make ladyboys in Thailand?

Yeah, that's pretty rekt.

Only happens so often.

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Either he's the smartest or dumbest dude in the country.

I was looking for rekt stuff when my brain is the one that got rekt. Why the hell did i laugh at this

i lost so hard xD

Guy on the motorbike completely unharmed. Nice.

the poor guy was drunk, should've gone easier on him


Take that same mentality and apply it to the thieves. Your life is worth more than the stuff

That big dude's a fucking animal lol

A shove and a slap is easy enough on that dumbass.

Cool tactical dukes of Hazzard slide bud

It was a nigger...

Pretty sure hes loaded up with painkillers

i mean.... in what country does this degenerate shit even happen? oh man.... the human is really the worst of all apes

They have nothing else going on. May as well dick around 24/7.

Fucking magic

i am so weirdly fascinated.

> Thread about die.

I won't re start.

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i think it just looks like that. i think it's the same trunks.

Rip in peace Cred Forums space program


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knowing the back story and with sound this is easily the worst gore video I have ever seen.
The only thing they makes my blood boil even more is the pic of the destroyed grave of Ebba Akkerlund.

You're damn right it does. Congrats again. Based security/bouncer, drunken idiot is lucky he didn't get his ass kicked.

where the fuck is hes assho......le

Its reversed retard