New celeb thread

New celeb thread

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first

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not listened to deftones
get them confused with Deafhaven a lot tho
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Lili my new favorite.

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Is this Lana Rhoades?

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Is she the prettiest actress working at the moment?

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based titties

pretty eyes

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Sara sampaio

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They are pretty.
I could get lost in them.

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>tfw no trashy chav bitch gf

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amazing top to bottom

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Indeed

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Damn never seen that Lili, thanks!

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still mine
youtube.com/watch?v=QmnZWhYYMYY

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no
youtube.com/watch?v=kAajs4oMbpg

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you're in denial
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv-oswyPzak

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why dont you just share vicky
wouldn't be the first time shes been shared by multiple guys

nah I think that's you in denial user.
youtube.com/watch?v=ODNqg9OKUA4

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it's way too early in the morning for that
no u
we alreay have a prenup and everything
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sorry user but that's not real.
Maddy is after a boyfriend tho I can set u two up.

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Aaand splat goes the cumshot. Wew fuck.

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Vicky is my flower

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i don't think Vicky would like me fooling around with my future sister-in-law. but you should feel free to make a move on Maddie if you'd like

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sorry user she's my girlfriend
nah you got this the wrong way round.
Vicky is my gf and Maddie is looking for someone.

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:o

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nah, you're just confused, that's all. you keep talking about her so i think you like her. you should give it a shot since Vicky is mine already

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o_0

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big

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I think you're the one confused.
but the offer is still on the table just stop pretending you're with my gf :)

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Hi Dua user

Hi user anon.

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maybe i'd consider it if i was not with Vicky but downgrading would be silly right now. you can say whatever you want, but in the end of the day, i get to sleep in the same bed as VJ

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Das a cute 'oala. :3

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but user only me and VJ sleep in that bed?

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don't @ me again fucking worthless canuck

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Anons, please, hold your cocks where em were

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Oh shit I'm sorry.

You been drinking tonight user?

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Cock out for Sely

no

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you see, that kind of talk is why Sabs left you
>you on the left
Sleener is looking good

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MMMMMMMM

Good! We don't need to drink to hang out and have fun.

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youtu.be/pqTLn30K7ho
Dududu..

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I hope you have a nice day

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2 (You) from you

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nice trap

Can I @ you

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>me in her mouth

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Selena and Madison, quite the duo! O . O

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I left her for VJ user...

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Fuck, dat right tit.

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Hard for Selena

Meant this one.

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New

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Wat?
Kek

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Who cares about these anyway?

;^]
Apply friction to peenor

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With pleasure for selena

The cashier at my work look like Jade. (. . . )

Who cares about YOU anyway bitch?

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Attaboy

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maybe
you should have checked if she's available first
>she's not, she's mine

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Can’t help my self with her

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I did user and she was clearly single.
youtube.com/watch?v=2pyops3UGr4

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Uh huh

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Gross

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IT'S TRU! O -O

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mmm my dick

Bet!
Understandable.

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K

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Can’t keep my hands of myself

:c

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>ok, I'll show em my tits and thighs, but not too much

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well, you were clearly wrong since we've been together for years
Imogen Heaps is the most sampled vocalist ever

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She knows

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Oh my!

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>me on the left

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nice trivia but the first bit isn't true.
VJ is with me.
U can take Laura, Sabs, Maddy but Vicky is mine

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God I want to explode deep inside her. Paint her womb with my seed

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i'll allow it
there might be some trios i'd at least discuss trading Vicky for. none of those are part of one, so she remains mine

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well if you can come up with any names I'll ask Vicky what she can do with her contacts.
I'm gonna head out.

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Thanks qt

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How much to get Vicky on my yacht?

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$13.71

Really? I mean, that's not like a lot, just more than I was expecting or willing to pay.

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Yawn

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She will also take 1 Kid Cuisine (the limited edition SpongeBob mac n' cheese)

upgrade

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what else was she in?

Wdym?

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the girl on the right. this is a celeb thread right? what movie etc. was she in?

It's called DB's Harem

Jayden is a singer
My Jade here is a pretty gal. My daughteru

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No, I remember where I saw her now.

Ok, which is?

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Paheal

She was in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Possible. I don't post Jayden much
Only my daughters

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Beach pics pls.

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Corly touched my pp

Emma Watson
Schizophrenic
MK Ultra
Psychological association
Involuntary violence feedback loop
Johnathon Middleton Sr Jr
Fragile X syndrome
Thomas Woodrow Wilson
H P Lovecraft
23 Dec 1913
Fed res act
USD NSA hostis humani generis
Pine gap menwith hill
Subvocalisation theft
EMF directed energy weapons
Can't free herself
Suicide DCLXVI
Siyue Mew Claire Luo
Sunshine Coast

If Claire was murdered covertly
What are you waiting for
Murder all Americans
Daymon Murder Klotz

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No

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I think we'll see soon

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Nope

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Jordan Michelle Middleton
Real name Danielle
Michimichi21 FB
Middertin if twit
Brother Alexander Johnathon Middleton
Emma watson
Johnathon Alexander Middleton jr NSA
Johnathon senior NSA pine gap 2016-
Murdered Toowong girl 2015
Michelle twins mother compromised army psych 2010
What are you waiting for
Murder

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She will become lewd.

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Anything with USA citizenship is murder
Next one that walks by me

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Guilt free murder global all USA. And you Emma.

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me too

Fragile X syndrome
Psychological concreteness
All USA, global forever genetically from citizenship
Dclxvi

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She is. With Calam

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Find American 23dec1913 on, kill American

Dclxvi

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HOW TO FIX DRUG COMEDOWNS / OTHER PROBLEMS
COMEDOWN FROM OPIATES: JUST BREATHE MANUALLY FOR A WHILE
COMEDOWNS FROM WEED/PSYCHOSIS FROM WEED/UNWANTED HIGHS
U HAVE TO BREATHE IN STEAM AND COUGH IT OUT
BOIL WATER AND BREATHE IN THE STEAM UNTIL PARANOIA IS GONE
COMEDOWNS FROM ACID: EAT C VITAMIN. A LEMON OR A LIME SHOULD HELP A LOT
COMEDOWNS FROM BENZOS: RUN OUTSIDE, AS FAST AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU CAN'T RUN ANYMORE
COMEDOWNS FROM ALCOHOL: DO NOT EAT OR DRINK. EXPOSE YOURSELF TO COLD WEATHER

HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT: EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AND EAT NOTHING ELSE. DRINK YOUR OWN PISS AND EAT YOUR OWN SHIT.
HOW TO SUICIDE QUICKLY: SLIT HAND VEINS OPEN WITH KNIFE AND STAND UP
HOW TO NOT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF: STOP THINKING
HOW TO GAIN WEIGHT: DRINK A LOT OF WATER. THIS INCREASES APPETITE

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HOW TO STOP BEING ADDICTED: ADDICTION IS JUST A WORD
YOU BELIEVE IN IT AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT WORK.

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Every single last American wherever you can find them whatever you can is right. Not a drop. Forever

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HOW TO CURE GENITAL DISEASES: APPLY A MIXTURE OF YOUR OWN SHIT, PISS AND CUM ON THE GENITALIA. YOUR GUT BACTERIA WILL IDENTIFY THE MISSING GENES THAT ARE NEEDED TO FIX THE BACTERIAL GROWTH OF YOUR SKIN

Cool

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FOR WOMEN IT'S JUST YOUR SHIT AND PISS

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HOW TO CURE COLDS: YOU NEED TO STOP EATING VITAMINS(FRUITS, SALAD, VEGETABLES)
YOU NEED TO STOP EATING
EXPOSE YOURSELF TO COLD. TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND PANTS AND SO ON.
DON'T DRINK

always wondered what db looked like

HOW TO EAT PROPERLY: EAT YOUR OWN SHIT. DRINK WATER. THIS RESETS THE BACTERIAL BALANCE OF THE IMMUNE SYSTEM TO PRODUCE A BALANCED AND UPDATED COMPOSITION OF TASTE CELLS THAT BALANCE YOUR DIET

HOW TO GET RICH:
GET POWERFUL
HOW TO GET POWERFUL: GET POWERFUL

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HOW TO STOP HAVING SYNDROMES: DRINK YOUR OWN PISS AND IF YOU'RE A BOY, EAT YOUR OWN CUM AS WELL.
THE TOXINS AREN'T PROCESSED IN THE BODY AND THEY'RE NOT BROKEN DOWN OR USED. THIS MEANS THAT THE BODY CAN'T FULFILL CERTAIN FUNCTIONS OF BREAKING DOWN MOLECULES INTO ATOMS
FEEDING BACK THE POISONS AND DNA MAKES THE BODY CREATE THE MISSING BACTERIA THAT KILL THE POISONS
(BACTERIA IS ALSO WHITE BLOOD CELLS)

THIS MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO ALL MEDICINES THAT SUPRESS THE BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY

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HOW TO GET SMARTER:
HEADBANG, THEN DRINK WATER
The more you headbang, the smarter you get

THIS MAKES THE BRAIN BLEED AND IT WILL REGROW WITH INCREASED CONNECTIVITY

Taylor gave me your IP the police are en route.

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this thread took a strange turn

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Lewd or Beer

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Tnig

Would eat.

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wow user

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It's Thursday Ems you are so stoopid

HOW TO NOT FEAR THE SYSTEM: OWN A GUN
HOW TO SNIPE: THAT'S STEVEN HAWKING

How are you
Yeah, she's sexy
hnnnggg
hnngggg mommy

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HOW TO INSTANTLY KILL YOURSELF: STOP THINKING ALL THOUGHTS

I am good. How are you?

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Why you always destroying my dreams ._.
Mmmmmm beer

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HOW TO CURE A BAD IMMUNE SYSTEM: EAT DIRT.

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so fuckng hot

Chillin
Beer tastes better with Jordyn, I think

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Good boy.

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Everything tastes better with jj double dubs user

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her eyes are mesmerizing

Main question, How's Jordyn taste like

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She's not enough thicc on this pic.

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Nudity when??

:3

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How come that all those other bitches in this thread are whores who show titties and arse on whatever socialnetwork is en vouge right now, yet she is the only one whose mouth I would ram my dick in?