What does it feel like to have sex?

You could maybe do this but also literally anyone can get pussy, you just have to put in a smidge of effort and maybe lower your expectations if you're not very appealing yourself.
Try tinder and shit like that.

Amazing, not just the physical pleasure but in emotional connection too

I've considered that many times. I don't think I'd even be able to enjoy it. She'd just be counting down the minutes until she can leave, and I'd just be thinking about how she doesn't actually want to be there.
All I want is to find a woman who wants to have sex with me. I don't have any expectations on looks or anything else. I'm just looking for some sort of mutual attraction or what's the point?

It feels exactly how you would expect it to. It's more fun at first but once you do it a lot it's kinda meh. Agree with others who say it's overrated.

want a bj while you wait?

I'd expect it's like a couple of sweaty bodies awkwardly bumping together, and trying to adjust positions to avoid cramps. Is that about accurate?
That depends, are you female?

>I don't have any expectations on looks or anything else
Find a fat chick online. Unless you're hideous you should be able to score a hideous female. If all else fails try dudes.

Bags of sand.

Seriously, hookers and strippers entire job is to make you feel wanted and they do it very very well. You won’t be fucking her while she sighs, she’s gonna make you feel like a man. Trust us, try it once.

if you feel like this you have become disassociated because of excessive masturbation and porn. stop and you'll like it again.

Yeah that's pretty accurate. When you are young you have to figure out what works with trial and error and when you get older you have injuries/ trouble body parts to account for. The insertion feels like you would expect it to. Not much different than a lubed up hand except that it kind of feels slightly ribbed.

That's what makes it so much harder for me. Everyone says how easy it should be. But in 34 years I haven't had even a hint of success. I don't think I'm hideous, but even with no standards I still can't find a woman who's willing to have sex with me.

Imagine youre talking with someone. and when you have sex, everything you think about goes out the window and it's all natural. Having sex is just the best thing on the planet without drugs.

I'm sure a good one would be pretty good at acting. But we'd both know going into it that the only reason she'd even give me the time of day is because I gave her a wad of cash. It's hard to feel any connection under those circumstances.

uhhh of course not but i give amazing head and you can watch porn

What have you actually tried though?
You have to proactively work towards having sex, it doesn't generally just fall in your lap unless you're some chad.
Just saying hi to women at work sometimes won't get you laid.

Stick your finger up your ass. A pussy is like that but looser and slippier.

It feels like warm apple pie

Like warm apple pie.

So sex isn't quite as good as drugs then? Drugs are much easier to obtain than sex. Should I just go with drugs instead?
I've been working hard on being more social, especially with women. I've made female friends, some of whom have made it their mission to get me laid. Even with that going for me, I remain a virgin to this day.

Trust me, if you want the pleasure of intercourse, you absolutely will not regret getting a halfway decent hooker at least once.
If you want genuine human connection, which can be derived from non sex sources, well you gotta make friends bro. I wouldn’t trade the best moments with my friends for 10 times as many great fucks I’ve had with decent looking chicks.

If you absolutely have to have a genuine connection with a woman who likes you in a non platonic fashion, fuck dude sign up for real dating sites. The ones that aren’t swarmed with bots. And lower your standards and start there.

Location?

Like a bag of sand

It feels like sex.

Feels like a chore once you've been together long enough

Drugs is way way better than sex but sex is better for you. You will be fine if you don’t do a drug your whole life. If you don’t fornicate your whole life I’m pretty sure that’s not good for your psyche and you’ll be barely human by the age of 25, which you’ve surpassed.

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I was a depressed virgin. Had sex, now I'm just depressed.

In a word, underwhelming.

>Just saying hi to women at work sometimes won't get you laid.
Sometimes it will though...

I was very moralistic about sex when I was a virgin. Went all the way to 26. When I finally did it, man do I wish i had gotten it out of the way sooner. Get on tinder and bang any halfway decent girl. Go to Amsterdam and fuck a bunch of prostitutes. They cost 50 bucks and are really hot. Seriously just save up a grand and go nuts, that way you'll never have this hanging over your head. Just get it done

Not quite true.
Most escorts prefer clients that are timid. Timid clients are easier to satisfy, more comfortable to meet with, and far less likely to strangle them to death afterward.

Better than jerking off, even if you're using a condom. It's like jacking off with lube but more of your dick is being stimulated at once. Also it's warm and tighter. It's kind of overrated but it's still pretty much the best feeling you can physically have.

I want intercourse+connection. I can get connection through friends. I know I could get intercourse through hookers if that's all I cared about. But getting both is something money can't buy, and that's all I really want.
denver area, why?
i'm not 40 yet
check back in a few years
if it feels like a chore, you can take out my trash and vacuum my floors if i can have your sex. deal?
I'd much rather be just depressed than a depressed virgin. Congrats.

Drugs are the only reason I've survived this long without fornication. But after years of drugs I've realized they don't make me any less empty inside. I need fornication with someone who wants to fornicate with me.

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How about you first have sex with a hooker, so you know what to do and expect. And after that you can look after intercourse+connection so you wont be so focused on finally getting laid

Like masturbation but better.

How picky are people on tinder realistically? I'd go for a halfway decent girl in a heartbeat. But it seems like average men have to fight over the bottom 5% of women, and I don't know that I can win that fight.

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Yeah, if you're a chad, and it leads to further conversation and so on.
But just a passing "hey" in the hallway isn't enough, actual conversations, doing things outside of work sure.
All of the rules are flipped if you're some adonis who melts women, but I think its safe to assume the 34 year old virgin isn't one of those.

First off, drugs feel amazing and are easy to obtain yes. But they don’t give you connection, intimacy or any of that jazz. They just make you feel nice and allow you to maybe forget about life for a little while. Second, stop making female friends. Women for the most part dismiss their guy friends when it comes to sex or romance. Let it be know from the beginning that you’re interested in fucking, not being her friend. Good luck OP

Don't people talk about first times in relationships? I'd hate to have to lie indefinitely because of a single night.
But again it all comes back to a real bidirectional connection. If I felt that paying a hooker for sex would solve my problems I would have done it ages ago. I just want someone who actually wants to be with me.

Fuck these other faggots, OP.

Sex is like this:
>very intimate
>so much shit to cover, i couldn't possibly sum it up with the 2000 character limit
>this is why everyone says all kinds of stupid bullshit about sex, it's very complex

Anyways:
>stick dick in, it's warm and moist
>it's looser than fapping, and I have a 8" long, 6" round cock in a virgin
>if you're circumcised, you'll have an entire crisis over the desensitizing you've been forced to endure, but you'll soon get over this
>it's less physical, more emotional (sounds gay, i know)
>you get to learn what trusts and what maneuvers make women cum
>try to make the girl cum, don't just pound it and give her an infection (yes, your skin and pubes will get into her urethra and cause a two-week infection)
>when you jam your dick in, you feel the cervix in the back
>you feel the squishy pussy flesh conform to your dick
>you will see her pussy morph over time as you continually fuck her
>doggystyle is usually ALWAYS the answer, maybe prone-bone
>women DO NOT LIKE missionary unless they absolutely adore you (Pro tip: Unless your Chad, they don't)
>women DO NOT CUM like you or I, they only cum from clitoris shit, which is why when the curved back of your cock hits her clit during doggy, she cums really hard
>you can tell if a woman cums by pussy twitching and her flinching
>if she moans and says "im cumming" but this doesn't happen, she's a fucking liar
>watching a woman jiggle while you fuck her is overall very nice and fulfilling

However, it is not the best experience known to mankind. Your experience may be different. I've also only had sex with one woman.
I've tried to sum it all up for you.

I am interested in being their friends though. Even without sex ever being on the table, I still enjoy hanging out and talking with women.

Sex with condom < jerking off < Sex without condom

Peepee hard, vagina soft, tight, and moist. Cuck.

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OP do not listen to this faggot virgin

After you orgasm, there's no difference between if you stuck your dick in your hand, a pussy, or a wet sponge.

Tits or gtfo

women cannot feel love in the same way as a man does. all they need a man for is security which in modern society translate to money. only about 10% of men are physically attractive to a woman. meanwhile men find 80% of women attractive. men love women, but women dont love men. if you want love and connection in the romantic way you need to get a young boyfriend.

This

That’s fair, and there’s nothing wrong with having female friends that are really just friends. But don’t make the mistake of trying to become friends with a woman you want to pursue. Be direct, you don’t have to flat out say you’re trying to get laid but you gotta flirt. Hint at what you want and with some luck she might decide she wants that too. Cool and confident is what gets the job done. And if the sex is good (you’ll know) you might just land yourself a gf

Who hurt you? My mom can feel love. My sister can feel love. What makes you think women can't feel love?

If you have good emotional connection - the high is better, and the after feeling is not shame/disgust, which is always nice. Sounds gay, but the best sex I’ve had has been when trying to get my wife pregnant. We come to together and it feels like getting milked.
Basic sex with some mindless nothing can actually be underwhelming. Jacking off with an edging build-up is better. Condom sex sucks. I’ve only had that once or twice. Blowjobs all depends on if she’s into it or not.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I'm going to read all year and it's only February.
I swear to fuck this sounds like some kind of copypasta stolen from the dialogue of characters from Superbad.
OP asked what sex feels like, not for a fucking monologue of how a vagina works.

OP don't listen to this fag
Penis in vagina sex feels like:
>the sweet release after holding in a piss or shit for too long
>scratching a deep itch in your back
>a mile long race where you can't fully sprint but you can't just jog either
>warm
>wet
>soft
>firm
>tight in some spots, loose in others
Sensation on your dick.

However orgasming feels the same as if youre masturbating to your favorite porn

37 yr old virgin, so idk

What is cowgirl position like? Is it a good position for a skinny dick? My girth is shit—4.5 inches; length is 6.5

Bump

34 isn’t old. Men age better than women. Single/divorced moms are always craving it

dirty and tiresome, like a burden. a total waste of time and energy.