ITT: share your secrets
I'll start: whenever I'm in a crowded place, i try to find a hot young girl and feel up her ass. Last time I did it was yesterday on the bus.
ITT: share your secrets
I'll start: whenever I'm in a crowded place, i try to find a hot young girl and feel up her ass. Last time I did it was yesterday on the bus.
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I only rely on guardian angels
I live on a diet of hotpockets and Mt. Dew so sometimes when I am raiding the shits hit and instead of going to the bathroom I pull off a sock and shit into it. I used to throw them out of the window but this fall when all the leaves fell my mom saw all the socks hanging from the tree outside my window and I got into trouble. Now I throw the sock in plastic shopping bags and throw it away later.
I've been catfishing my girlfriend's daughter for almost a year. I've got her to do some pretty wild and kinky things, considering
Dude got any proof?
No one is that fucked up
like what?
not much of a secret anymore, but i'm that faggot that was born to service cops
A guy just said he shits into a sock and puts them in plastic bags and u wanna no about the pedo catfishing some 13 year old!
bullshit
When I was 12 and my brother was 15 we started doing chores for this wealthy woman in her 60s whose husband had pissed and ever since she hadn't had much to do with the town. Neither of us wanted to but my brother in was stuck doing ride-alongs with the police after.
When I was 22 I visited a village in bumfucknowhere in a devastated poor country, I met a family of 4, dad, mom, son, daughter who had raised their son exclusively as a girl. They were dressing him up in skirts, cheap western shirts and sneakers and his little dick was in full view directly under the skirt (no little panties).
I stayed in that village for 2 months, was balls deep in this boy since day 3 all the way to day 60, everyday, multiple times a week, at the very least a blowjob whenever necessary, I have never ever seen anything so submissive and utterly wrecked by the evil that is planet earth. This boy will never be ok, he will never grow up to be anything other than a fucktoy, and that was many, many years ago.
All I basically had to do was to open my door and signal for him to walk in, I'd lock the door (everybody knew since everybody else was fucking the life out of him as well including his father) so it wasn't really a moral issue. After I'd signal him to walk in I'd usually wash him up, put some make up on him like a living doll and then proceed to fuck the shit out of him for at the very least 2 hours each session. I used to take cialis not because I had ED but because I was so utterly fucking cumdrained that I couldn't get enough libido to fuck him again, which is why the cialis helped me always be hard. There were fucksessions where I wasn't even in the mood, but I had to be balls deep buried in his tight little asshole.
The thing is, he never got a disease, he never got tearing or fissures or anything nasty, his asshole was elastic and could tighten up by tops next day. It would get puffy after fucking, he would get "throbby" if that's the right word for it, but he never really suffered from any physical trauma.
I will never again experience anything remotely as slutty as having him leak and shoot tiny squirts of cum from me pounding his prostate all over the sheets.
The hypocrisy was that the girl was off limits.
how young user
Fuck hit send.
This lady spent maybe the first half hour having us do chores outside then brought us inside and had us sit down. She asked us a bunch of questions about what we had done with women, other boys, and then each other, then asked if we wanted to have sex with her both at the same time.
This started over a year of affairs with a 60-something cougar.
bullshit unless you say which country
Continuation
I used to feed him, give him cigarettes, gave him alcohol in small quantities and lastly I bombarded him, and I mean literally bombarded him with pornography. I think I made him spend entire hours just jerking his little dick to all kinds of porn, not necessarily sissy shit, but also normal porn. We had a game where he would imitate the pornstar's sounds as we were fucking around, he didn't speak that good english so his accent would be tremendously lulzy when he would say shit like "KAM IN MY BOOSY YAAH" and shit like that, but I digress, I want to go back to an important part of this secret and that's the fact that he loved it. He loved every bit of it, he loved getting dicked, he loved it so much that he would ASK for it, he wasn't basically traumatized or being held against his will or anything of the sort. more like he'd knock on my door and come inside, and literally tell me to fuck his asshole, he would grab his dick instantly and assume the position because he was addicted to orgasming. He loved to cum on his own watching porn, but also he loved to cum with my thick chode up his ass. He loved that specifically.
Anyway, I spent 2 months fucking him, fucking his mouth, jerking him off, fingering him and basically cumming on and in every part of him and lastly when it was time to leave I smacked the father a fat 1k USD and walked away knowing that it was a one time thing, I could not go back, I could not "check on him" I could not tempt fate as it was an insane strike of luck and circumstance and will never happen again. I am now married with a kid on the way, and I know that this is the normal life, that this is how we are supposed to be, But let me tell you, there were times where it felt like my fangs grew larger when I came inside him. There is definitely something DNA altering in participating in such activities.
I highly recommend it to both receiving and giving parties all over the world, just don't be an asshole and hurt .
She's sent me lots of nudes and videos. I've had sneak pics of herself while in the same room as me and her mom. I had her send pics and vids from the shower. I've got her fucking herself with her hairbrushes, even putting them in her ass. I've had her stand over me while I'm "asleep" on the couch and her flash her tits vag and ass at the camera. Had send pics and vids with her face by my crotch. She's sat with me and couch while I "sleep" and sent vids of her rubbing herself. Once I got her to rub her feet over my shorts on my boner.
I'm saying I want her so bad but I'm so far away that I want to see do stuff like this. My plan is "sleep" through blowjobs and maybe even get to fuck her.
Excellent guess on the age. Spot on.
what country?
Nice. Stories?
Jealous
Well that never happened, but thanks for sharing anyway
I think I've always wanted to bottom more for a guy than ever top most women but I still want to be in relationships more with women. I guess I want to be a boy whore lol
I'm honestly shocked how easily and quickly she turned depraved. She tells me ideas she wants to do "mom's bf" to please. I'm her secret boyfriend and she tells me all the time she loves me and imagines the thing we'd do. I got her watching porn.
She's at the point now where she says age wants to suck "mom's bf's" cock and "swallow his cum" to please her boyfriend, but she always chickens out. But I usually get something, if I "sleep" with my arm off the couch then she'll put her ass in my hand, or her crotch or tits. Sometimes bare skin in my hand if she's brave enough. I've has her nipples in my mouth. I've tried talking her into sitting on "mom's bf's" face but she's too worried "he'll wake up and be angry" but I try to assure her that "he won't wake up and he couldn't be angry"
I'm really hoping to be fucking her by Christmas.
I am funking my wife of 10 years. Being marry for that time not her age. For almost a year we have increase our sex drive and we have try wild things. She revealed that she wants to see her younger sister and masturbate to her. So she ask me to set a hidden cam on her sister home
To add to this, I'd love to be in a mating press. To feel someone on top pushing inside of me desperately trying to explode inside as we make out.
NEWFAGS:
IF YOU'RE TELLING A FUCKING STORY...GREENTEXT IT.
just add this > at the start of a paragraph and
>voila! greentext
it's how things were done before this place turned to shit
are you the user that bought her her favorite hairbrush for masturbating just so she would send you videos of it?
What's the effect of green text?
identifies whats a comment and whats a story
How old was he? How old was the girl, and why was she off limits?
I second this why the fuckrd up shit with the boy but absolutely nothing with the girl?
When I was in my later teens I would pay a friend's younger bro to let me suck his dick.
>this one time
>i went on Cred Forums
>told a story in green text
>was the best day of my life
I asked the question but I can only guess that they have this notion that a girl's virginity need to be protected until marriage but boys are fair game.
Same sort of thinking that led the Greeks and Romans to have sex with little boys, but not little girls.
In this case, probably religious in some way.
This is also my first time posting on Cred Forums. Sorry if I did green text wrong.
>basically my aunt raped me when I was 14.
>Grandma owned a house and a holding behind it. Aunt lived upstairs on grandma while I lived in the back house bedroom adjacent to my aunt. So i could always see her.
>She constantly invited me over to help move furniture while wearing a sexy lingirie night gown.
>I would jerk off on my bed watching her through the window. I knew she knew cause she would purposely walk around topless.
>she isnt the greatest looking woman but yeah
>well one day she invited me over while I was suspended from school and my parents were gone.
> in her kitchen helping her move the table
>she dropped a dish on the floor and as she bent down to pick it up she was not wearing any panties
>instant hard on, she turned and noticed.
>she gasped seeming upset and surprised
> she starts asking me stuff about if I lost my virginity yet
>the end of convo is her asking me if it's ok if she touches me down there and if I dont let her shes gonna tell my mother I jerk off to her through the window.
> I give in obviously blackmailed
>she starts jerking me and telling me it's a bit small now but it will grow dont worry.
> she starts giving me a blowjob and I instantly came so fucking fast she started cracking the fuck up
> cum went everywhere..smh
> she started kissing me till I got another hard on and sat me on the kitchen chair
> next thing you know she sits on my dick no condom and I last about 10 minutes
> when I say I'm about to cum she just sits down even firmer and holds me down.
> now I'm kind of scared and want her to get off.
> I end up exploding inside her and she just groans in pleasure saying omg it's so much cum I can feel the warmth.
> she tells me to get out and never speak of this again
> as I leave ..she tells me keep the window open.
I'm 31 now, she still flirts with me but I never had sex with her again..pic related..
Yemen
np.
I will never understand anons who openly ask questions like "WAS IT LEGAL? HOW OLD WAS THE PERSON HUH?"
I mean do you honestly expect anyone to answer that?
And the girl was off limits because they wanted her to stay unsoiled, someone had already set "claim" on her from another village. Meaning she would live with the parents till 10 and then she'd go there.
The boy tho, was utterly "Free for all' and was unbelievably cute, he was dressed by his mother of all people (in skirts and shirts) and he was part of the daily family budget.
but you still jerk of at her window right?
Lucky boy
Haha I did for a while, I'm grown up married and have my own kids. Moved states away. I just see her on Facebook and instagram
You kissed her with her mouth full of your loser semen? You're fucking gay.
when im sure my friend isnt on Cred Forums like when im with him or when he's at work i post a nude pic of his little sister
Lucky. I wanna fuck my aunt. I’ve only banged my sister and grandmother.
Elaborate.
i got a nude pic of my friend little sister but he also comes here so i wait till im sure he wont go on Cred Forums for a while and i post his nude little sister on here i even made an on off
I didnt even want it, but it was fun lol.
Here she is again.
She looks like the type of aunt that would rape her 14 year old nephew
She def is lol!! Last pic I got of her.
Well don't keep us in suspense.
Do your homework
When I pop my pimples, I eat the pus that comes out. I like the taste..I see it like how people eat boogers. Just I eat my pimple pus.
...
Rape her
I fucked my wife 3 nights ago and because she lactating I thought, hell why not and sucked her titts as I'm pumping her. She came the hardest I have ever felt before and I loved it
Pic related
>One time i was sleeping in my exgfs bed wirh her
>her butt playing on me
>decides to take things further
>she said no bc noises in house
>i said ok
>keeps playing
>she whispers ok
>ram
>she wispers it went in my butt
Shame on you for violating people. No one wants some weirdo feeling them up. I hope you get caught and arrested and put in the sex offender registration where you rightfully belong.
I used to work on set of a Pakistani movie. The child actress was 14 and would get passed around by the guys on set. I never used her but I did get some nudes
You've had sex with your grandmother???
I swear, even if that isn't true, you b tards are one weird group of sweaty nerds. Good grief.
One time i didnt take things far enough
Bet she smelled like Bengay and cats
“Sex Offender” is overused for people controlling others. Some drunk guy took a piss at the playground at 2am on a Sunday. Police saw him, he got charged as a SO. There were no children there for miles.
>be me 17
>start dating new girl
>driving one day she gets horny and says pull over here
>back alley behind a cemetary
>proceeds to suck my cock
>completely quiet except for the slurping sounds of her lips on my shaft
>tell her im about to cum in case she doesnt want it in her mouth
>she locks her lips around my dick as i pump every seed in my sack into her mouth
>looks up at me with a mouthful of my cum and smiles.
she spit it out, but it was still the greatest bj ive ever had. im 15 years older and married but still think about it from time to time.
I want to fuck an underaged girl(14-16) strictly for the sake of a tighter pussy. I never will because I don’t trust social media or the fact she’ll gosssip and spill everything to her bestie.
My only other option is to be patient for when a frustrated lesbian misses some dick and wants to discreetly fuck(done this a few times)[pic related].
Also I don’t like shit on my nor does my gf like anal(she bleeds). She’s currently following a lead on a midget escort. She says it’s legit, I’m calling bullshit. Time will tell . . .
>midnight ride
The only thing keeping me from killing myself is that my ex would think it was a cry for attention.
Fuck your ex, fuck what anyone else thinks.
Sometimes i can see into the future
Been married for 7 years now. The last 2 have been hard. My wife had gotten diagnosed with anxiety problems. It’s hereditary since her grandma had it and now my wife and her older sister suffer from it. It affected her career, her self esteem, her sex drive, and other aspects. I made a vow to her when we got married so I plan on staying with her. I do love her. Now the problem is that we had plans before her diagnosis and before she started to have her attacks. We planned on moving to a bigger city. Planned on traveling the world. Planned on eventually saving money to open our own animal sanctuary and shelter. We had very good jobs and were saving up just fine for out plans. Then her illness took away her income since she stopped working. She does minimal jobs that arent too stressful but she doesnt bring in even half of what she used to. She now has left all that weight on my shoulders. She still wants all these things but doesnt realize even after multiple talks that some of our plans will not ever happen because of the illness. I have been looking for a better job and better pay but I havent found anythinf better than where I currently am. Now shes blaming me for our plans not coming together. Its getting hard to not break my vows.
Met this young girl on Final Fantasy XI. Teen. She was really into me that she decided she wanted to meet up but she was in another state.
She lied to her parents and took a Greyhound to my state, picked her up, played FF11 together and fucked for a few days. She took the Greyhound back, no one ever knew.
Doesn’t have to be underage. I live in a country where the AOC is 15. Shits cash
Damn shitter man. Gotta do that adult thing and kinda set it straight if she’s blaming you man. She needs to know her attitude is affecting you as well if you have to be the only one with an income really
If we had to guess an integer before the word teen would it be four?
How old are you?
Same bro, same
Around that range.
Thank you for helping the Newfriends!
Need more of this to get back to a less shitty Cred Forums
I've been in a chastity cage since my wedding night. My kids' father is actually my father in law.
I've been dating a nice-looking and still rather young milf, just for the purpose of trying to get a mom-dau threesome
I grope teen girls in crowded buses. Last time i did was yesterday, some hot little thing in leggings. Her ass was beyond soft.
You knew that would happen before marriage?
>sister in law stays over with her 3 kids on occasion
>shes 3 to 4 years older than me and my wife
>she looks like a Latina version of Topanga
>I've had furious cums thinking about her
>recently shes had trouble with her spouse
>stays over and wants to talk about it
>asks me about my diet and how I stay fit
>gladly help her
>she comes to visit one weekend wearing some skanky tight shorts and sports bra
>help her work on routine and talk about diet
>watching her do butt exercises and yoga shit makes me hard as fuck
>she notices I'm hard and I see a sly smile but nothing happens
Fast forward a month or so
>shes back to visit, its night and the kids are all asleep, wife is asleep
>shes in the guest room alone and asks me if I can talk
>pulsing in groin
>I go to the room and see shes in a sheer nightie
>she just smiles and asks what I think about her body
>reach out and start fondling her telling her shes doing great
>she laughs as I start sucking her tits and cupping her ass
>pull her panties to the side and bury myself in her
>shes shocked at my 7.5"
>fuck her twice that night and she takes my cum
>go back to sleep next to my wife
Had a milf who enjoyed driving out to me for fun. I was 14 and she was 36. Kept at it for a long time till she moved. still keep in touch with her to this day.
The chastity cage and not being the father to my children, yes. The specifics of the father, no, not until she was pregnant with our first.
But... WHY?
I'm not going to pretend like my fetishes make sense. But part of it was a trade off. I'm bi and like hooking up with guys, and she gave me some terms to follow for her to be okay with me continuing my hookups into our marriage.
How old are you now?
Ok, i don't get it, but if you are happy...
what will you care, you'll be dead
Ive been sucking my retired neighbours cock for 5 years. Found him on squirt and its turns out he has a huge cock that his wife never sucks. Now i do
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When I was a kid, I was raped regularly by my mentally handicapped neighbor. His mom bribed me, threatened me, blackmailed me, and did everything she could to make sure I wouldn't tell anyone.
m or f?
Male
M
What sort of bribes, blackmail and threats did she make? What did you go for bribes or blackmail?
How regularly was he assaulting you?
Money, toys, games, and sexual favors. And it was every day, my parents wouldn't get home from work til late so they had her babysit me.
When I was 10 I was watching some film and there was a joke about a guy letting a dog lick his dick. It got kinda stuck in my head and about a month later my parents went to the shop while I stayed at home. All I can say is for all the hype it kinda sucked. Felt like sand paper.
Had a gf where she loved to do age play. Pretend to be young and be groped / fucked in public. It was a fantasy she absolutely loved.
You missed out on the real fun, getting your asshole licked by a dog and, more importantly, getting the area between your taint and your thigh licked.
You need to back hand her every time her crazy ass blames you.
I hear cows will suck your dick if you whip it out infront of them
My wife and I have an anal sex fetish.
Its so normal now that we dont need lube.
The last time we had vaginal sex was to have our 3rd kid 5 years ago.
>washing car
>exgf stays over for that reason
>fucking bops herself in the eye with the hose and gets a black eye and blames it on the chair
why not on the hose?
Where is the frat girl?
Post more, we know you are lurking.
Since getting engaged, my Fiancee (Elle) has told the story of her sister (Jenn) bringing us together one fateful day, but has never seemed to wonder how the sister and I knew each other. Only really fateful in the sense that I dated Jenn casually for a very long time in college and it got turned upside-down in 24 hours. Jenn and I fucked the night before. Next morning we had a serious
break-up talk naked in bed about being good people enabling each other in an unhealthy way. We fucked again to, "Show there's no hard feelings." Went off to classes, not seeing each other for
an afternoon for the first time in my college afternoon. That evening got and reflexively returned an 'I miss you' text. It was spring break (part of the reason I was a bit disturbed by the sudden break
up) Jenn said she had family in town and they were going to the club if I want to join. Not actually a club, more of a swanky bar, but that's beside the point. A bunch of friends were there, but I
made a point of focusing Elle for conversation, mostly out of spite. We actually got a long really well. Jenn intercepted me on the way to the bar and tried to berate me for talking to a girl still in
high school before admitting that she was actually 18. I slipped out with Elle a few hours later; after some more private chatting at a pier, we went back to my place to chill until we fell asleep. If
memory serves, I woke up from a drunken stupor to the back of a bobbing head at 9am. Jenn and I had fucked the day before from 7:30-8 am.
And that was the time I almost fucked two sisters in 24 hours. Being the degenerate I am, I held out hope that Jenn would want to hook up, but she hasn't done more than smile at me in the past
year. The one thing we've telepathically agreed on is not telling Elle anything. Sucks to lose such a close friend, but Elle is like a Blonde 2.0 version of her so I'm pretty happy.
This is the fucking fakest shit I've ever read
I used to be a college prof. I fucked so many of my students.
why get married if you want to hook up with her sister?
Hell of a secret to keep for that long. Why not tell her? Differences between them in bed?
I have a massive fantasy of my wife in a glory holes stall sucking random cock as I fuck her doggy. I know she wouldn't want to do it but I get so hard thinking about her sucking and even backing her petite little ass onto a random cock
I supply my sister with drugs in exchange for favors from her, sexual or otherwise.
I guess the best answer for that is I missed Jenn and sex would have been the easiest way to feel normal with her again. No good answer. Cheating isn't my thing in general.
Hard to tell someone you love that meeting them was born in dishonesty. I'm sure it'll come out and I'll have to downplay it. Not looking forward to that.
World of differences. To put it simply, Jenn wanted to feel good while having fun, but Elle wants to be with me. Body-wise they're worlds apart, but I prefer Elle being tall with
toned lower half even if it means her being a little smaller in the chest. We've explored the depths of sex 3x further than Jenn and I in half the time. Everytime we're intimate
Elle has a lively twinkle in her eye, and her soprano yips/cries when she's enjoying herself are intoxicating. Like I mentioned, sucks to lose a friend, but I'd throw Jenn under
the buss in an instant if she tried to tell Elle anything.
Ever get infections? Epididymitis?
Lucky fucker
Yea man, its getting rough. I have spoken to her before. Plan on it again soon after valentines. Single income yea, mortgage, bills, medical bills, therapy, and daily expenses used to not worry us one bit, now its stressfull.
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That wouldnt work lol
I've watched my girlfriend's daughter and her boyfriend get frisky. Bitch gets into it on the couch with an open second story I guess thinking I'm not home. I'd literally have to be in a bedroom or the basement to not have a clear line of sight. Kids is crazy.
what was the first time like?
Uhhm gonnea need details
what would her son do to you? what was it like?
I'm a female high school teacher and I've been flirting with a student athlete. He's been sending me pics of him in the locker room and such.
Stole this image (along with others) from a girl, shared them on heat a few years ago and somehow they’ve ended up on Chive, various galleries and for some reason as a Pinterest avatar.
For reference: archiveofsins.com
Yes. That's me. I bought her a new hairbrush for Christmas
Im a "cuck" for my mom.
She fucks a lot of guys on weekends.
She takes handfull of condoms with her each time.
I fap to the smell of her dildos while fantasizing what she is doing.
My friend and I fucked his 10yo neighbor girl during the superbowl
How old are you both? Give a little detail?
I grew up in a hardcore naturist community until I was 19. Imagine the most hippy lifestyle you can, and you're probably about halfway there.
how did it happen? was it forceful?
>Two years out of high school I still used to go to parties with the Juniors and Seniors of my school
>While talking around the bar they start talking about 4ch.
>Everyone is a pleb and they all did not know anything other than what they heard.
>This one hot junior girl starts to talk about how they even have beastiality on there
>I laugh and start to joke with her about 4ch and how I’ve been going on it for ever.
>All of the chad guys stopped talking and most left, she gets intrigued by me since I was the only person who knew anything about 4ch
>She starts to ask me if they really have beastie stuff on it and for some reason she keeps going on with beastiality talk.
>It took everything in me to ask, but after we walked away to chat with no one around, I told her I have an awesome GSD that would love to meet her.
>She was very defensive and tried to act like she wasn’t into it at first. I just kept reminding her that she was the one asking a bunch about it.
>she said she wouldn’t tell anyone I offered but that she isn’t sure.
Fast forward about a month, I haven’t seen or talked to her in a while but I get a message on my FB and she wanted to hang out.
>I go and pick her up, had to meet her parents too, they knew I was older by 3-4 years but thought I was a good kid since I was alumni of the same preppy private school.
>We go back to my place and she meets my dog and had a world of compliments for him.
I used to let him fuck me (pretty gay I know) so he knew what to do, but had never been with a girl.
>he was really interested in her and wouldn’t stop sniffing and licking her thigh.
>she was a little stand off so she wanted to drink a bit
>after a few smirnoffs she starts to talk to my dog face to face and he licks her.
>It was over, she starts to make out with him and ask me if I want to see her fuck him.
>I walk up to her and pull her shirt off and she just looses it.
>I have her sit and open her legs for my dog to eat her out while we made out.
ages... what she look like... did she take all of u ... positions.. who won the game... kek.... how long the sex... deepthroat... could she walk normal after
My girlfriend and I have fucked outdoors more times than I can count. We’ve done it in three separate parks, on a playground, in a cemetery, and in two pools. She has a fetish for blowing me while I’m smoking a cigar, which is pretty cash.
how hardcore was it.. free sex.. r u m/f... is the hippy okay with adults swinging thier nudist dult dicks in front of nudist children.. kek
Have to be married to be a cuck faggot
I was cursed by a gypsy, she said I would not be having sex in my life. I’m starting to believe curses are real. I have struck out 100%
We are both in our later 20s
Wasn't really forceful. She had been coming over to his place since about April/May since he has a pool. Sort of struck up a friendship with her then.
She started coming over on Sundays during football season. Mainly for snacks. Her mom appreciated the break from her, so wasn't suspicious when she started spending more than an hour over. We would joke with her then have her dance for us during half times. Got her talking about boys, etc. Had this superbowl idea mostly planned out.
Allowed her to drink a bit. My buddy gives me the nod. I go to get us something else to drink. Come back a few minutes later and he's got her sucking his dick. I approach, he tells her to give me attention too. She does.
While she's sucking on me, he takes off her pants/underwear and starts eating her from behind. She gets off. She takes turns blowing us until we cum. Clean her up a bit, then start playing with her pussy and ass. Can get a finger in her pussy, but not much else. However, by half time, we've got her ass loosened up enough to take turns fucking it.
thats why I did the quotation marks faggot
she's a slightly chubby dirty blond. She took all of us in her ass. couldn't get more than a finger in her pussy.
KC won.
Spit roasted her on her back and also doggy/face down. She definitely had some issues sitting down and walking home.
wtf user u sick fuck.. who stops there... kek
any regrets.. do u think ur pedos... is it gonna happen again
Space benders playing too close to black holes
Like almost permanent nudity for almost everyone. I'd only even wear shoes a handful of times a year. I wouldn't call it free sex exactly, but it was very open and there were designated places where it could be that open.
F, and yes but then that's the case at every nudist place I've ever been to. There's all ages and no one cares what kids see unless it's actually sexual. Or even if it is sexual no one really cares half the time.
>At 20 I met my GF,30, when she was the professor for a 100 level Philosophy class I took
>Abused the privilege of having her personal number for coursework to ask her on a date after that semester
>Over dinner she told me about having her daughter at 15 and still going on to hold down an academic career
>Said she spent a lot of time balancing a baby and lecturing early on, but students seemed to love having a baby there
>That's wife material
>Our little unit got along well enough for her daughter to joke about how I might as well move in
>Which led to more serious conversation and within a few months I was living there
>We got into a groove; I'd hang out with the GF between classes or lectures and we'd all hang out in the evening
>For winter semester of this year, I took online classes when I guess her daughter expected otherwise
>To start, I went to the same HS her daughter goes to and it's well known amongst the students that only 1st and 4th block take attendance
>Some students take that opportunity to miss half the day and come back in by last block
>Been like this for years, but the school has good test scores so I guess they don't care
>Heard some giggling outside my room and went out instantly dreading the conversation I'd have to have with her mom
>I walked down the hall and peeked over the railing
>First thing my eyes focused on was his head, then his hand on a mess of hair in his lap
>Tried to tell myself to walk back in my room, but I was entranced
>She was prone on the rest of the couch
>Watching him reach over for a handful of her ass called into question every innocent-at-the-time glance I'd taken of her in a bikini
>When she sat up, I went to my bed to process his groaning and her sitting up, most likely swallowing
>Stayed quiet until I heard them leave, said nothing to her mom at dinner
>GF isn't dumb and quasi-jokingly asked what the inspiration was for "earth-shattering" sex that night
TBC
lol, 100% pedos, but not exclusively. No regrets, except maybe not trying more for the pussy. He's in in contact with her since and I think he's banged her a few times. We are hoping for a repeat performance this weekend since it's valentines and she'll be out of school monday.
This rings as a fake story. You allowed her to drink? Her mother would know right away something is up. Not to mention a 10 year old's asshole would show slight signs of trauma and she would feel pain. You couldn't hide it from the mother. Believe me, I fucked a girl who couldn't have been older than 11 and I had her fucked up and in pain but Ipaid her mother about $30 USD a pop so she didn't care.
I've fucked a fair amount of little girls user and I don't believe this story
I like cheese pizza from comet ping pong. I ate some good cheese pizza with john podesta and the clintons last night.
>Made up some suave shit about the light hitting her just right at dinner and went down on her to change the subject
>In the past 45 days or so the daughter has continued to semi-regularly fool around in the most exposed room in the house
>I've seen her, and unfortunately him, naked almost as many times as I've seen my GF
>Their sexual adventure wouldn't exhaust the Kama Sutra, but are certainly flavorful
>Their favorite is unfortunately with her prone on a blanked on the floor and him on top
>Mine is of course when she rides him, because she has the cutest face when she's moaning
>Started calling her Myrtle; she thinks it's because she loves HP, but honestly it's that her moans would fit in with a haunted house
>She is her mother's daughter in the dancer's hips, stomach and legs
>Most have taken the small chest from her father's side though
>Her BF seems like a kind guy who is kind to her so I'm happy as a parent
>He also eats her out often so atta boy
>Been meaning to ask to her to bring him to dinner, but I can't remember if she mentioned having a BF so I have to wait until she brings him up
Please please please continue
> me 25 working with this rich old asshole
> finds out he only has a few days left to live
> on of those days approaching his death he had left his safe open. I have never ever stole anything in my life. But he had a small pillow case filled with cash! A little over 100k.
>stole the bag
> old man dies a few days later
> months go by and I over hear from that family about the old man blowing 100k before he died
>still have $ left over
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
stories are suppose to be entertaining... now ur turn
how u end up fucking ur girl and how did u fucked up her ass
Keep believing everything here is also fake little boy. Foh doofus
what celeb she mostly look like... what celeb do u mostly look like... if u go at it again this weekend.. what is going to happen different
any regrets... any sex.. how old... were they nudists too or someone not from there... what do u look like
u try to call out someone for being fake... now u changed ur story and say that it isnt fake.. holy shit user... never change... never change...
Wtf are you talking about you inbred faggot? Get the dick out of your ass and think clearly. Now tell me again
You sound like a homless person
I have played with a kid once or twice myself and it really does depend. One of the most important things is preparing them and the truth is a preteen ass is easier to train/fuck than an unbroken hymen and the biggest concern is usually sanitation
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little redditor? I'll
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She enjoyed those mango budaritas. Her mom doesn't know or seem to care. I didn't say she didn't feel pain, but we used a hell of a lot of lube.
those are the best blowjobs. I also like first times with dates when they ask you not to were a condom and want you to cum inside. For me thats a sign that they want to get impregnated...
Wtf. Nothing can be said or done. Point
u just admitted to being a serial pedo rapist.. i hope u end up in jail u sick fuck.
you have a kik?
do the words "child support" come to your mind at that point?
I don't know about her, but I'm like a slightly chubby brad pit, if he was actual bruce campbell.
Trying to get in her pussy this weekend.
kik?
Let the salt flow though your body you jealous nigger
Dont miss ur bus user
Blood in my semen when I came on a Tinder date's face and stomach. She freaked out, partially because we'd had unprotected sex a few times, and left after calling me diseased. Doctor says it's not a big deal. She texted me to say she'd tell every girl on Tinder I was diseased, but I've had dates just fine. Happened one more time, but I just wiped the bloody spot off her butt and she never noticed.
I really wanna fuck my daughters. wanna talk about incest experiences or fantasies? kik johncarter400
were u gentle the 1st time or did u pounded her ass like she owned u money
screamer or moaner... how long did u fucked her for.. no one asked so i will... did u record
how tall is she ... how tall r u both... bubble butt or no?
Let their bfs pay. Im not stupid.
She didn't say stop beta
Extra careful.
touché
gammaray00
will u 2 be extra careful this weekend or anal pounding.. is her mom hot... what does her mom look like..
What did the doctor say it was? Diseased or not that doesnt seem normal lol
Its amazing how Gypsy Roma people have never changed over the course of their existence. Like the Jews as well.
Lmfao Says the bus driver.
Nice try faggot
My GF is a very heavy sleeper, so I play K9 beatiality porn under her pillows while shes passed out in hope that it will subliminally turn her into a dog slut for me.
Like the dude running to catch a bus but only wants to ride to shitpost. Have fun weaver
Hey man, do what you gotta do. If you don't have kids, and she is bringing you down with her, no use being on a sinking ship ya know? I know you probably love her to death and shit, but if it's getting to a point like that, it's not healthy for either of you anymore.
A friend of mine paid me 5k to sleep with him.
You know some stupid bitch gets arrested for this several times a week now right?
I meant to say humbled sheesh
any regrets... did u pay off ur college tuition did u know female teachers get slaps on their wrists
Story plz
>any regrets.
Yeah, I imagine people will say I had it coming. Since I whored myself out. He was a really sweet guy. So when I said yes I imagine it would be normal boring sex. Something like Mormons has. He was rough borderline rape. We had a safe word, but he ignored it. Afterward, he ended up peeing on me and taking a picture of it. Told me If I told anybody he show everybody.
>did u pay off ur college tuition
No, I lived in a van at the time. I used the money to get a cheap apartment.
did u pay off ur college tuition
I was 13 at the time and use to break into my friends' houeses when they were gone during the day or on vacation and would steal their mother's panties, bras, lingerie, and clothes. Go back to my house and dress up and pretend I was their mom's getting fucked by their sons. My friends never found out I was doing it.
Idk what the fuck you are talking about. Maybe quote the right post faggot.
5000 to find out hes not ur friend.. worth it...
does he still try to fuck u. is he tryng to pay more... what do u look like
some of it is here.
I was basically hanging out with said friend's place after a party. We started talking about how shit our lives are. He was basically an "incel"(not sure if I'm using the term right). My life was pretty shit. I lived in a van and the only job I could get was at a Starbucks in a grocery store. That job paid so little.
I can't remember how but the conversation turned to do porn or having sex for money and I mentioned I've thought about being a sex worker. That is when he put forth the offer. I told him I needed time. Then I decided to say yes. My plan was to use this as an experiment. If it went even remotely well. I would do porn or be a sex worker.
>does he still try to fuck u
IDK I'm going to say yes. We were invited (separately) to a mutual friend's birthday party. Everybody, but us were coupled up and he acted like we were boyfriend and girlfriend. I ended up leaving early.
> is he trying to pay more
He ha not. Although I suspect he has told someone. I recently had a weird convo with a co-worker of his on Facebook. The guy wanted to buy my "art" work. I don't do art.
LEARN ENGLISH
Pay to suck HIS dick....
Not the sharpest tool...
u best stay away from him then. that incel might be dangerous... but doing porn is a good money maker... or cam whore... u can start by posting pictures see what u got to work with kek
>but doing porn is a good money maker
I still haven't decided someone I know has a ver good theory about how to do porn and make a lot of money out of it and I'm curious to see if it will work.
what theory?
Saw my mom take a lot of dick when I was a kid.
Nowadays I fap to the memories of their dirty dicks slamming her soft pussy
To do porn the same way a youtuber does youtube. The idea is that vloggers are successful because they act as a friend simulator. So I would do porn with an element of vlogging that way people would feel attached to me and watch my content.
Now and then I jack off to a pic of my 67 yrs old widow mom's ass in panties. If I can, I also listen to D12's Shit on You while doing it, it makes me even hornier.
got a pic of urself
In college I got a Muslim girl drunk for the first time and slept with her after she crashed at my place because of a blizzard.
I have a cousin who's only like 12 days younger than myself. When growing up we were really close to each other. Around the age of 11, we both started to experiment on each other sexually. Her and I first started looking at each other with our clothes off and turned around to us touching and kissing on each other. We ended up fucking each other multiple times over the years and our family never found out. Anyways last time we were together around each other was at a wedding. After the wedding was done I invited her to come to a bar with me and catch up on old times. At the bar we talked and brought up how we were kids and we fucked each other and she told me she missed it. So I got a hotel room and her and I fucked again. It's been 3 years and she still isn't in a relationship and I ever wonder if she'd fuck again if we were around each other again.
Are you a Redditor by any chance?
I have been fucking my friend's wife for years. Stopped by one day after work for a drink and he had left early that day. She was freshly showered and wearing a housecoat and invited me in. We had a couple drinks, chatting untill she laughed and her tits fell out of her robe. she got up to get dressed and I slipped my hand up her robe and squeezed her ass.
She turned and said " just fuck me already." And we did.
Stop by almost every Wednesday to dick her down or get head.
Time stamp or not real
Why don't you just shit in the bag
I was circumcised on my 15th birthday
Fake and gay.
Thats the most retarded thing I've read in 3 months you fucking beta virgin.
When I was 15, my dad brought me along with him to a drug deal with me actually handling the whole thing. He had been drinking so he wanted me to come with for some dumb ass reason. My dad for the most part sold weed at the time but also sold crack on the side. He worked as a GM for a autopart shop, and sold his shit to like everyone who worked there. The who thing was pretty chill, I was a nervous beta the whole time, but it was alright.
I'm having a problem with a guy i met on here. i told about how i often help my friends if they need relief by letting them do anal with me since we kind agreed it wasn't real sex.
The guy started out just wanting to help and seemed to mean it but now after only a week of talking he's saying that he thinks that he loves me, i never tell him myself but he keeps asking me if i "helped" one of my friends today and when i admit i did he gets all upset and does stupid stuff. i'm not sure what to do anymore
are you a boy or a girl?
I’m married to a woman but cruise Grindr looking for older guys to pound me. Lately Grindr has not worked out and I’m really needing some dick.
Okay so essentially, there's this one girl that's one of the "look at me, I'm so quirky" type. I don't particularly mind her and she's not really a bad person but sometimes kind of annoying. She's kind of in our friend group and we joke around about her being annoying. Thing is, she's got reslly big fuckin tits. She's also very pervy generally. So we often joke around in chats about fucking but recently we got to really shitty nudes jokes. I acted like one of those guys that just insert nudes into a conversation and act like it's a joke. After many cringy conversations, I sent a dick pic, she sent tits and ever since then we've acted relatively the same. For some reason I feel really guilty about it though, maybe I'm ashamed for acting like that or maybe I'm just afraid that my friends will see me as disengenious. It also kind of feels like I used her to get the nudes when she really does have some legit issues. I don't exactly know if I fucked up when I did this, but now I just feel wrong when my friends bring her up in convos.
I'm in love with two different women, neither of whom are my wife.
Just fuck her.
I'm in my early 20s but occasionally check out guys noticeably younger than me, even though I'd never actually sleep with them.
I like anal sex
And i like young ass
How old? Male or female?
Ghost the creep
Girl
And beetwen 10 14 it is the best
Inshallah
more details?
fucked my dog the other day. she's got a nice tight little cunt. whimpered the whole time.
I jack off to the sounds of my moms bed squeaking and banging against the wall at night.
She is single btw
Fag or grill?
what country
i'm scared he might hurt himself or something.
grill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... expecting a Cred Forumstard to understand life.. good one b... good one...
I want to fuck Gibi ASMR.
i want to blow somebody's fuckin brains out
whats with u sick fucks and 10 year olds
hey this isn't me
I wouldn't say we were gentle, we took our time though at first so she could get used to it. Didn't slam her hard, but did get quite a rythm going.
More of the same. Her mom is not hot, so the future doesn't bode well for this little girl. But it's fun for now.
>i'm scared he might hurt himself or something.
So you're allowing some creep that you met in a Cred Forumssecrets thread emotionally blackmail you?
As I recall he was all over you claiming he wanted to help you not the other way round.
If you're really concerned about him pass his details to a service that deals with people likely to self harm/suicide.
Come what may he is not your responsibility and the sooner you cut and run the better for both of you
I leave my wife little notes in her lunch bag before I leave for work.
I've been visiting glory holes since I was 18. Have been sucked by over 100 people (mostly dudes). Never caught anything, has been awesome.
this guy gets it.. Cred Forums is a shit show of a shitpost and to think anyone has any amount of compassion is fooling urself. save urself and leave that user behind.
did she whimper.. she moan? she scream? did she get an orgasm.. details
Let me fuck you in the ass I promise I won't fall in love with you and you can let as many friends as you want fuck you in the ass too.
>mostly
yeah, that's the guy, he was nice and sensible at first, then got like weird and said he got off about hearing me talk about my friends doing my butt. then suddenly started talking about me upsetting him with what i do but i barely even know the guy.
he's in a different country i'm not even sure he'd give me his details
no thanks
I platonically sleep with my hot female friend. We cuddle and stuff but that’s it. We’re both in serious relationships. Never told anyone
Rats. Is it because I didn’t say please?
it's just something i "help" a few friends with sometimes . it's casual, no kissing no anything just, physical. i don't do it for anyone else
I used to do this for ages, we would cuddle and she slept over all the time. I never got it in though
Sometimes im really drunk i would do meth with some gay dude and fuck. I hate doing that shit i dont even think im gay but the meth makes you horny as fuck
if u want to help then get some self esteem.. u need it.
That's pretty normal
i know it's kinda weird probably but it helps them and i feel useful. they compare it to jerking off into a condom, just "safe" for not getting someone preggers and non personal. they haven't even sene me naked or anything it's always from behind and just with my pants down
Like "epstein didn't kill himself" and "rocket fuel can't melt steel beams"?
There's a reason you feel wrong user, deep down you know you took advantage of someone with issues and it's eating at you.
My dick is big - 8 inches by 6 inches.
Nobody I have had sex with has enjoyed it and some people have refused to sleep with me becasue of it.
Tears have been shed by me.
I'd think BJs and Anal would be a lot less common too, not sure it's as great as Cred Forums thinks.
BJ's are like that meme of a hamster eating a banana and anal was never even thought of lmao, I wish.
ur said it urself ur a cum dumpster.. how did u meet "those" friends.. do u carry conversations with thwm or u just bend over for them
>i'm not even sure he'd give me his details
then don't wait around to ask.
I had sex with my brother's wife at a sex club.
I hate my brother, so it was beyond satisfying.
why do u fuck her and not some other girl.. what made her stand out to u .. she got daddy issues?
My husband raped my ass once
seems his wife thinks even less of him than you do
why does everyone hate him?
i didn't say that... others said that
does he know
> whoa not a noob anymore, i green text
So, these people use your asshole as, in their words, “a condom to jerk off into” and you still consider them friends and do this to “help” them?
some people on here are mentally disabled remember? she probably is autisitc
or it's a femboy claiming to be female
they've been friends for years and it just kinda happened after they joked about it a few times, like about anal not being real sex that's why some people do it to stay virgin . one of them came back from a bad date once and i just... offered ? i felt bad for him, complained about blue balls and stuff
>>she looks like a Latina version of Topanga
I thought Topanga was that Latina version of herself?
I am a pedophile
Sorry for the long gap, I had shit to do.
It was a very cool and my only female zoo action I ever had gotten. She was this cute junior chick that was cool with me but never would find me attractive. I figured she was only doing all this with me after I kind of called her on her secret desires.
>after I waited a while well my GSD was eating her out. I had her get on the ground on all fours
>we went to mount her and I guided him in
>she squealed super loud and could not handle him right away.
>she says she just recently had never had sex but had fingered herself and played with a toy she had
>I told her this lie of letting me finger her while he licked to try and loosen her up
she was very tight and I wished I was able to fuck her, but I didn't want to push my luck. I was able to give it a few licks but I let my dog get the prize, I am sure that is what she wanted too.
>He mounts her again and this time she is super wet so he slides in real easy.
>I did not let him knot her, it is not my favorite part so I told her she wouldn't be able to handle it and she could get hurt badly.
>she was laying down after she couldn't handle the sensation any more
>she ask me never to tell anyone and that we could continue to do this and she would love to.
She never let me do anything more and she only came over one time more and we just hung out and drank but she decided not to do anything that day. I didnt push her to do more nor tried to blackmail her, I guess you can say Im a nice guy. She graduated and moved down south for college and we have only talked a few times. She did cry when I told her he had passed away and she visited. It was a very cool and fun experience I wish I could repeat forever. I am married now and I do not have a dog nor have I ever alluded anything zoo to my wife.
please identify yourself, so I can properly thank you for every day posting the same interesting thread. You are doing a great job!!!!
found out my mom fucks a guy younger than me.
Havent told anyone yet and I plan to spy on them and jack off
I use an avatar to escape ptsd
And he clearly appreciates it and respects you more for it as evidenced by referring to you as a fucking rubber for him to masturbate into.
welcome to Cred Forums.. heres your complimentary six pack of coke and 10 year old.. kek
when ur a 30yo incel.. every guy is younger than u... kek
story?
I mean, I'm pretty sure that he knows that his wife is having sex at the club, since they both have Fetlife accounts. But he definitely doesn't know that I fucked her.
He's a huge asshole who constantly brags about the shit that he does and insists on one-upping everyone. Like when our sister announced that she was pregnant, he turned the groupchat into an invite for us to stay at his cabin because he just renovated it (on our parents' money, mind you), and then proceeded to rescind the invite within the next ten minutes because he was going to be traveling elsewhere.
So let me say that having his 'trophy wife' doing circles on my dick, letting me fuck her ass, and then taking my load on her face? Priceless.
I only use /b when shitting
It's 'frat girl'
Im not even 30 tho
he didn't mean it as an insult, just compared the act to it, not me. they really are good friends. helped me with bullies several times
dont get user wrong. i dont like your brother and u did the right thing but u need to be a good Cred Forumsro and show his wife tits or else ill end up hating u too. kek
Why are yoi always in my footsteps?
how old is ur mom and her fucktoy.. do u want to fuck her too
I'm really hoping to get this started with my GFs daughter. Still trying to find out her social media accounts though, but once I do, it's go time!
No Id rather just watch her pussy getting destroyed.
He is a 20 something year old ice hockey player and pretty jacked.
She is 55
Things never happened 101.
No, not me. Just lurking today, sorry, too busy to chat ;)
You know what? Okay. Who am I to judge? Enjoy your strange friendship with the dudes that totally respect you but can’t even kiss you after they cum in your ass. I honestly hope this leads to no emotional trauma whatsoever.
It turns the text green.
My boyfriend raped me
Good
i don't want them to kiss me, that makes it more personal, i only let them do me from behind cause i'd feel awkward if they saw the faces i made during
You are so vain, cheating slut.
why not film it for Cred Forumsto enjoy set up a hidden camera
Did you enjoy it?
Yes it is.
hes not ur bf if he raped u.. were u asleep or did he drug u...
Im planning to.
Just learned about it recently so didnt act on it yet
I accidently saw him coming in our house at very late hours and then leave like two hours later.
Next morning I found used condoms in the trash.
Literally cant stop thinking about that and it gets me diamonds
Second
I fucked my gf live on a cam site without her knowing
were you into it?
Just checking to see if I’m still banned
I wish
I promise to fuck you in the ass and not look at your face at all it would make me feel better
Fuck off fag
Nice.
Lol
user name site name
please understand that most sex work does not go like that at all
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little redditor? I'll
have you know I graduated top of my class on the chan image boards, and I've
been involved in numerous secret raids on tri-force, and I have over 300
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I am contacting my secret network of anons across the WORLD and your IP is
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fucker. The consequences that will be had on that pathetic little thing you
call your incel life. You're fucking dead, incel. I can be anywhere, anytime,
and I can dox you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just typing on the
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have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're
paying the price, you goddamn incel. I will shitpost fury all over you and
you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, redditor.
Tits or GTFO.