So, I'm ordering about 100 custom fortune cookies to leave around town. I'm allotted two lines of text; the bottom line will say "Made in Wuhan, China"
The person who gets trips will decide the initial line. Make it something ironic and fortune cookie-esque. I was thinking something like "You will meet a handsome doctor very soon."
And...GO!
Cookie manager coughing up blood
Tell my children I love them
checkem nigger infowars.com
If you cracked this open it's too late
- Fortune cookies were invented in the USA
-Native Americans Never rode horses until they were brought over.
If I had a line for a fortune cookie it would be "WuuHuu you will be feeling great in 24 days"
close
so fuckin close, too.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
bottom text
Reroll brought to you by Terry A. Davis and Mister God. Run them over.
Make it “Niggers Tongue My Anus”
Quarantined in fortune cookie factory,
send help.
fuck jews
fugggg rollin
Niggerchan
777
no wait now NIGGER
I give up
For good ruck, cough three time
Despite being 13% of the population, NIGGERS commit over 60% of the crimes.
...
"If only you knew how bad things really are"
I rather be dead in Wuhan than arive in america shithole USA
Send help, death doesn't stop them
Nice try, bud.
Keep 'em rollin', lads.
Trump 2020
Fpbp
send masks Ling started coughing today
There are more chickens in the world than people
Ching chong i from Wuhan its true
Ching chong i cough on you
All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
He who chings last, chongs the hardest
Ching *cough cough* chong
-famous last words
Overcoming illness is the path to strength
Relax its just a flu. Long live xi!
Taiwan numba won white boyyu
I hope someone rerolls for this. Uncle Ted was beyond right.
He who wifes the whore, fathers brown children
Visit the family friendly site Cred Forums.org/pol, it makes a great start for learning!
Herro, ure cookie bring u good ruck.
Made in Wuhan prefecture China.
Day of the Rope soon
Enjoy.
Pee pee poo poo, no soup for you
Yeet!
Not Vegetarian contains Bat meat
Produced in: Wohan
Wuhan*
fuck
Qanon is gay
So many close rolls. Keep it up lads, we will know the message soon.
close faggots, but lets end this thread
jews did 911
This was fried in recycled
oil gathered from sewage
Contains bat meat
elon glows in the dark
Hitler was right
Benny Harvey R.I.P Miss you big man,
Gone but not forgotten.
"It's ok to be white, but better to be Mediterranean"
Too rate nao roundeye
Alright Nick, calm down and focus on writing your jokes for tonight.
Actually make it something inconspicuous so whoever finds it doesn't know it's immediately bs.
Something like 'You will be liberated from many troubles soon''
Me Chinese
Me pray joke
Me go pee pee in your Coke
Also, me have Coronavirus
Make some creepy ones that just say "help" on the first line
Around blacks never relax
Hitler did nothing wrong
>Not Vegetarian contains Bat meat
Eat the bat soup, biggot
>Produced in: Wohan
ftfy
Kill yourself nigger
Despite being only 13% of the population, blacks commit over 50% ofor all violent crime.
Hey Chong!
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
Gas the kikes.
Put "Quarantine Lot #442" on the first line and "Wuhan Quarantine Section 3" on the second line.
Make it look like the Chinese said the hell with fortunes and just made these cookies for the quarantine.
In the year of the rat, you will taste the meat of bat.
Bruce Lee
So many close rolls. The message awaits us lads; Keep rollin' for it.
something written in chinese chars
Heil Hitler
"Its ok to be white"
6 million wasn't enough
Everyone at Factory has Coronavirus
Save us!
PS: Don’t eat the cookie, it’s infected!
Chekd
"He who seek fortune finds death."
clown-world.com
yang small wang gang
I hate niggers
"So sorry I workee while having flu"
Fuck Mexicans and niggers
TRAPS AREN'T GAY
now is the time
One must persevere to overcome hardship
Also don't forget to write "Your lucky numbers are 14 and 88" on the back
Absolutely amazing lol
"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
OP is a faggot
7845
Roses are red your face will turn blue because that wetness you felt was me sneezing on you
>it's ok to be chinese
kek, rolling for this
Congratulations, you are now infected.
oofff
You will get the Coronavirus the next time you head to work...
Kill gooks
It’s okay to be white
Ingredients: Ncov+Hiv. Have a nice Day or smth :) FROM: Republic of China Bioweapons task force
You're a big guy
All your base are belong to us.
You will seek clemency for your actions. None will find you.
It was always the Jews
Wash your hands
If we die, you die with us!
oh well, i tried
Put "Welcome to Wuhan General Hospital Cafeteria. We hope your loved one gets better soon!"
It's just a flu bro
>If you know the real bad things
"Google USS Liberty"
Would frame the little paper that said this
This Also some chinese letters so it looks like a translation
Rolling kek
"Fucking CIA Niggers"
If you don't reply to this fortune cookie your mother will die in her sleep tonight
A keen eye seems new horizons first
gas the kikes race war now
this
Zero trips. Kek disapproves of this thread.
this one is good too
off by 1
CAN'T STOP ROLLING
>the quarantined are being forced to make these
Israel did 9/11 google Dancing Israelis
Reroll
This isn't /b.
/pol doesn't roll for just any purile bait.
There is sarin in the cookies, you are dead soon
reroll for get
fuuuuuck
OP is a faggot
suck my pee pee
OP simply begging for (yous)
Even tripfagging
Such low quality bait
Kys loser
gas the kikes
race war now
lol still no single trips itt
Keep your pets and family close and dearly
OP won't deliver
read siege
rolling
Kill all niggers
"All the world's shekels can't buy good health."
Epstein didn't kill himself.
China is asshole!
A breath of peace will come your way
gas the bikes, race car now!
#KillAllWhites
Eat cookie if gay
Bat soup
Coom Fartson
You will eat the bats. You will!
Die monster, you don't belong in this world
I am not a virus
You struggle for self-improvement and it shows.
It's a nothingburger bro.
IT'S HAPPENING
It's just the flu bro
If you put your tongue in my ass, what do you think it would taste like???
Yours numbers are 14,88
Underrated
Nigger
>EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF
>BUT YOUR MOM WILL IF YOU DON’T REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS
Everyone in thread is immune no worry
We all will die.
something like
>eat the cookie or you are racist
islam was right about women
Sell before it is too late.
Kekked and chekked. Simple yet effective.
Reroll
OP IS A FAGGOT
ur mom gay
Niggers
Reroll
Honorary winner.
Me chinese you think is spooky but I cough in fortune cookie
roll
Rolling:
Line 1: if you’re reading this; please help
Line 2: the media is lying many more deaths, protect yourself while you still can
Rolling
it wasn’t 6 million, brother -HH
Send more 3M-masks
Still no trips? C'mon lads, you can do it.
My jahood sense is being triggered by this threads vibrations. What's going on in this thread?
These cunts are rollin for digits in a competition to see what gets put on the fortune part of a bunch of custom fortune cookies that I'm having made to help fuel the WuFlu panic. And they're all failing miserably. A few got close, but this ain't horseshoes.
Oh, bunch of newfags being lured into a massban thread. How very jew-ish.
Oh you're so insightful. How is it that you're still posting here if everyone got massbanned, you utter retard.
Do you even think before you type? Now coin a phrase and hope to get digits or shut the fuck up and go back to posting BLACKED threads you fucking faggot.
You have big Jew problem; Get rid of Jew, problem go away.
Jews are liars
"Very soon, you'll be crowned, your highness."
The world would be perfect without niggers and jews
Roland Rat
I used to rent a room from a Filipino family. The head of the family worked at a fortune cookie factory. I was so poor fortune cookies made up about 80% of my diet at the time. The smell of those fucken things makes me sick.
"Lay off the Coronas for a while."
Our bat cookies are gluten free
Sirry American
The greatest gifts are invisible
kill niggers
Traps are gay
this one is great
Ching chong wing Wong bat soup
Put a link in it with the image of a racist pepe
Ingredients: flour, sugar, vanilla
:small text: may contain: bat feces
I bet you like dicks
How did you meal taste like? hehe
niggers tongue my anus
A coincidence will happen soon.
Lol. They don't do it immediately. Read the fucking rules and lurk some more.
Help.
Bbc
so fuckin close
help they looked us up in a fortune cookies factory
Lil Coomie Vert
Watch LotGH and TTGL
You ain’t got long left nigga
It's here now, enjoy the ride.
Try the Gon-Bao chicken - Xi
It's ok to eat dogs
I never thought that kind of hell existed. Now I know better
fuck jannies
If you're reading this, it's already too late
Good luck with your AIDS
It always happens slow
Feel that itchy throat coming on?
God, that's hilarious.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rollin
ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN
Pee pee poo poo
I'll second that for another roll
Y R U GAY?
Underrated, rerolling
Does He Look Like a Bitch?
That photo's a psy op shilling for Kettle Chips
roll
Your mother bled like a pig
We know an algorithm when we see it, you fuck of fuckity fuckery
Its decided, bad one though
If I pull that mask off will you die?
FUCK NIGGERS
the CIA niggers glow in the dark
Cough cough
Hitler did nothing wrong
欢迎来到武汉总医院食堂。希望您所爱的人早日康复!
dear gods please
rerolling
this one is really good
Oh shiii!!!
Sharing is Caring
The south will rise again 1844
>1844
What? Is this the average nazilarper iq?
>leave cookies around town
Who the heck would eat a biscuit from the ground?
nigger
I'm cooooooommmmming
>Made in Wuhan, China
funny thing is those cookie shit were invented in burgerland
damn
Wow, its fucking nothing
>thread was moved to Cred Forums
uuuh, hello newfags?
pok gai White people
so that will be a funny line then
Only through sickness can one appreciate health