okay Cred Forums I need some advice
So this Valentines day I plan of giving my crush a gift after class. But i dont know what i should say once I give it to her. I want to make my intentions obvious so she doesn't think im just doing it to be friendly. HELP tbh thisll be my first time doing anything like this for valentines day..
share your wisdom with me Cred Forums
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the day should make it somewhat obvious. you'll inevitably sperg out too, which is not the worst thing given the context. keep it natural,, even if natural is uncomfortable.
instead of actually trying to get with a girl and utterly fail, just cash in on the free premium on pornhub
you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
im not settling with some coomer shit
thats what i dont want.;/
you really think your crush is going to get with you on valentine's day? thats the most gayest, sterotypical thing i ever heard. better be save then sorry
It's what you need. If you're nervous, it's obviously very important, and don't think that the missus won't notice
no i want her to know that i like her and want more than just friendship
im not too nervous i just dont know what i could say after i give the gift
bumpin
godspeed you magnificent bastard
Imo, you're already getting her a gift that's gonna be very clearly perceived as romantic since it'll be on valentine's day. If I was you I would just double down and go full send and outright say that you like her and hope you can take her out some time. She might say no but it won't matter in the long run if she does
give her a fist full of cum and say "NIGGER FAGGOT NIGGER FAGGOT I AM A FORMER NAVY SEAL MARINES AND I CAN OUT FLANK A GUN SHIP DOIN 400 MILES TYHROUGH THE NOOSES OF ALL DEGENERATE BETA LOOSERS, COME FIGHT ME BUT YOU CANT CUASE UR MY GIRL AND EAT THAT CUM BABY EAT IT EAT IT LIKE OLD GRANMAS HOUS ON SAUNDAY AFTERNOON WHILE I PLOWER HER PUSSY, IM THE BEST EVER AND I OWN 4CHANS AND THE ARMIES OF GAG9 I AM LORD DESU KING OF ALL THAT STANDS IN SHIT OF PATHETIC LOOSERS LIKE U
hmm that might be the way to go assuming things dont get awkward ty user
NO
Go for it, faggot.
She'll probably end up getting buttfucked by her chad boyfriend on Friday night while you're on here blogging about her rejection but fuck it.
Give her lube.
lmao nah she broke up with a 4/10 beta like a month ago
Every shot you take is one shot closer to being out of ammo in hostile territory.
Don't psych yourself out about it, she's just a person, don't hold her up on a pedestal, she shits mean bricks like the rest of us
err the downside to giving her a gift is massive. you are really putting your balls on line if she doesn't like you back.
why dont you start with talking to her first to see if theres chemistry before doing any elaborate romantic gesture thats reserved for couples or people dating?
im trying not too think about it too much. i usually overthink thinks and end up changing my mind.
>you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
Innocents tend to get hurt with spray, and pray drive by mentality.
make it short, quick, and ambiguous.
Your intentions SHOULD NOT be obvious, make her wonder about you a little bit like a puzzle.
just something nonchalant like "hey anonette, got this for you. Happy Valentines." and cut it off there to walk away
ive talked to her before and shes always laughing at every stupid unfunny thing i say.
figured id go for it
go for it then if the poon is open
smooth
i could see that working. probably without leaving abruptly tho
No. Instead give her a coupon that redeems a free fuck that can only be redeemed by her. Include a picture of your face from a fish eye lense.
imma do it
worst case scenario she rejects my gift and things stay awkward between us
Fuck trying to be cool or smooth, just be straight with her, OP. Don't pussyfoot.
"Hey, I got this for you, and I'd love to take you out to a movie/dinner/coffee/etc. Are you free this weekend?"
Complement her if you want, just don't be rarted about it. Try to avoid saying 'I think,' it makes you sound unsure of yourself.
She's just another human being just like you so Man up and do it! Nothing to be afraid of I believe in U user!!
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Do whatever you want OP, but I did this in HS and it was cringe. Still regret trying to give some girl that didn't even know I was interested a gift.
Then a girl who actually liked me (I was oblivious) saw me do it and then got pissed and stopped talking to me.
this sounds like a chad move. ill do it
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ty user
oof what happened
Holy shit why didn't I think of this earlier, see you later virgins.
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You're welcome hoe.
if youve never talked to her before valentines day it probably isnt a good idea
you never want to make your intentions obvious with a girl. have some patience. be subtle. you need more than two days to ease into it with this girl
What do you mean? Tried to give her a bear at the end of English class and she was polite and gave me her number. But the other girl said something like "I am done with you!" In front of everyone when she saw me give my crush the present.
Pretty sure no one else remembers but us three, but I still think about how dumb it was. Should have just done something less conspicuous.
ive talked to her before
and even texted her "happy bday" on her b day a few months ago
also
Underage b&
meh the only other girls i talk to either have boyfriends or are ugly so im willing to risk it
im in college
Enjoy HPV
Listen faggot you seem sincere. I'll bite say here this is for you will you be my valentine today and my date tonight.
Listen to this guy. You will feel awkward no matter what, but this is your best route
Well that changes everything faggot give her the gift and say hey let's go to xyz bar tonight, or I've got some faggy craft beer that's 10+% (dragons milk).
Dude if you're in college just try something normal instead of some "romantic" V Day ploy. Just ask her on a date and maybe give her the gift later.
#metoo
she doesnt drink but im def gonna ask her out
as the 14th draws bnear
doc marten stomp!
Go for it. But manage your expectations and if you get rejected... take it like an adult
im not getting my hopes up
not getting my present rejected would be a win in my book
Here you go OP
ayy lmao
yes yes imma go full chad mode on this bitch
stay loose, relax, and just be honest with how you feel. don't lay it all out like it's an emotional scene in some romance movie. but say enough just to give her a good idea of how much you like her and want to be with her
godspeed, my friend
Say "hey I got you this gift for Valentines day, want to go out?"