I need an advice, serious only. picture kinda resemble

I need an advice, serious only. picture kinda resemble

>best friend's mom
>known her since I was a kid
>she's hot as fuck, short dark hair, beautiful face, slim, great tits and big ass
>dresses classy, very hot. one of those elegant women that appear like they are floating while walking if you get me
>I know for a fact that she's fucking around, small town and everyone talks about it
>always on ''business trips'' on weekends
>her hubby is a fat drunk who completely gave up on life
>for the past 2 years I feel likee she wants to fuck me
>always very flirty with me. smiles and compliments me on my figure
>always kisses me on a cheek when she sees me (I do the same ofc)
>one time kisses me on lips, went for a cheek but ''whoops''
>I tell myself ''I want it to mean something, but nah. it's really nothing. don't make something of it that's not''.
>a week later it happens again
>she goes for a kiss on a cheek and I practically make sure that it doesn't end up on lips but she still ends up kissing me on lips
>''oh user did you lose weight?'' while her hand is wrapped around my waist and she's almost touching me with her tits, that's how close she is
>I totally see it, 100% sure I can bag her
>I think she figured she made all the right signals and asks me to pass my mom her ''new phone number'' (she knows my mom and while they are not actually close, they have each other on fb)
>who the fuck has a ''new phone number'', she wants me to have it

I'm 100% sure I can ring her and fuck her but.... kinda afraid. My best friend's mom, I'd actually be really sad if our friendship ended. If I go for it, how the fuck it to keep it under wraps.
What to do, go for it or no?

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If your hot mom was comming onto him, would he fuck her you think? Theres your answer.

i doubt it

but i'm not him, he's not me

Do it

if I phone her, how to do it. to do it in a sense that I have a bail out if she appears not into it. like, I didn't think that literally. whatever so that later doesn't go very uncomfortable to talk when I meet her again

Fuck her, dude

pic of her?

get a burner, send her a dick pic

Let's say you take her for a drink, and later say to her, "Best friend's mom, I think you're trying to seduce me." Afterwards you fuck her awkwardly in a hotel room that she pays for. Some days later you're playing X-Box and the doorbell rings. You answer it and it's fat, drunk, hubby. He probably knows everything. He says to you, "user, I have just one word for you." You say, "Yes, sir?" "Just one word. Are you listening?" Nervously, you respond, "Yes, sir...?" He leans in close, reaching for what you presume is a gun, and whispers in your ear, "...Plastics."

I don't have any.
FB is not open and I don't have her as a friend.
I don't have acces to my mom's fb. and i wouldn't post a pic without masking the face anyways but the thread photo is very close representation, only darker hair, smaller tits I think and ofc that woman in pic is hotter since she's a model

fucking easy to say, I'm torn about it. Many factors as I stated.
Need an elegant 'in'' if you understand me, afraid to approach

ofc I'd never send her a dic pic, especially on a burner? why would I need a burner since I want her to know it's me
also, don't need ''dick pic'' to fuck her, I'm pretty sure about that

Text

-“hey this is user can i ask you something”

-“Youre always giving me great compliments on my body so i feel comfortable with you”
“What do you think of this”
[send an ab pic almost a dick pic but not]

-no matter what she says.
Unless she sends one back

Say
“I feel embarrassed but at the same time very rushed and excited. Because i think youre also very sexy”

If she still doesn't send
“I would love to see more of you, what do you think, show me yours ill show you mine— our secret”

100% going to work.
You better not be a bitch
And you better post results.
Never mind , youre not gonna do it

i think that you need to wait until the next time she is close with you and has her hand around your waist, then try putting your hand arounds her and really flirt with her. im not sure this is going to be something that happens over texting, there needs to be a long build up of tension irl between you both before the one time it bursts. its a situation thats taboo so i doubt it can be planned out

Well she's older so she would be mature about it. I'm in sales I talk to people for a living. I'll help you but I want you to post pics as it happens

Grab her ass or something you beta ass

lol, i like it

I'm really not afraid about a fat hubby, I'm pretty sure he's not a moron who doesn't understands what's up since her wife is on ''business'' trips every weekend

I'm more afraid about my friend

wicked tanja ftw!

She's a grown woman so you lay out the rules ahead of time, is she agrees to these terms you do it smart.
Next time you go over pretend you are upset or anxious. Make sure she notices, make sure you put yourself in a situation that when she ask what's wrong your alone.
Tell her you are very nervous about having sex with a girl you like. Make it sound like it's embarrassing. Then you know what to do @

I swear this was the kind of thing I hoped for when I created this thread.
I knew most will be shitposts but there'll be a few good ones.

Actually a great fucking idea user, ty for this

Post no face pics

sounds like something you saw in some porn

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Just dont start by sending dick pics , dick should be like the 5th picture you send. Then its working the hog, then cum for you pic.
Easy shit

yea, would need to be sure we're alone to start flirting, never did it, it was always her

I might try to find her, but telling you, she's hot but very sexy, elegant, not whorish at all and don't know if it translates over with masked face

The longer you wait to respond to her the less likely youre going to get results.
Send a reply as soon as you can

I would really in this horny state but it's almost midnight in europe now
also, i don't mind posting results but this thread will be dead

this abs pic intro is really good idea, proud of you user

user, I'll do it, 100%
I'm actually thinking about right now but it's midnight, probably a better idea tomorrow afternoon

since this is a good conversation starter, the abs, give me your mail and you'll get the convo (but you'll need to google translate) since you gave me the best advice

Say, hey, I added you into my contacts in case I ever needed to get a hold of you. Can you send me a few of your best pictures so that I can make them contact photo? ;)

Fuck it, do it now.

just fuck her and tell her that it should stay a secret, user

I'm pretty sure she's working mornings, probably asleep and this will fuck my chances
tomorrow when she's home from work

fuck this is smooth too, good stuff guys

You damn well better do it silly ass nigga, she’ll probably fuck your dick right off of you

Perfect. Copy and paste it, don’t change anything

In addition, it'll let you gauge her interest based on what she sends you. Super conservative, maybe not, but if you even get a bit of cleavage it adds to it.

damn, you right. fuck me now this talk really got me super horny, can't wait to see what she replies tomorrow

I'll start with ''contact photos'' than see and turn it to abs.
I knew some of you anons will give me a great advice

99% of this thread is pure autism, just talk to her like a normal human being and it will progress quickly if she is interested.

the thing is, I'm 100% sure she is, only scared how to approach it and be smooth

Give her what she wants. You both will be happy and certainly doesn't expect relationship so could be the best fuck buddy ever.

You can safely ignore most of the advice here, user. It boils down to one thing and one thing only and you very likely already know what that is:
It's that fucking her means you are trading that for your friendship. Yes its possible to stay discreet, and yes its possible for everyone to be adults and not have sex be a big fucking deal, but you know that isnt how reality works.
You can fuck her but it almost certainly means he will know sooner or later and that also means you will stop being friends.

so is that worth it for you? i cant tell you the answer. I've fucked more than my share of older women, some when i was a literal teenager, and some were fantastic while others were boring. I don't hold fucking as that big a deal anymore so the best advice would be to use your brain and not your dick. Pussy is around forever, best friends eventually are in short supply.

perfectly put

This shit's gay
FUCK HER GOOD AND HARD, OP

Nah, dont worry about the email.
Just have fun

only photo i managed to find, some work related group photo, not revealing at all sadly

you're right man but... I think I'll go through with it, I passed many things in life I now regret, I won't pass on this too.
I'll try to make it as discreet as possible if it works, out of town hotel

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also, fucking an older women is like on top of my list
how did you find older women to be? I'm actually good at fucking but I hope it blows my mind

>basic gypsy
interest dropped
good luck i guess user

Y'all nigs forgetting the Bro Code?

Bros before hoes, my dude

Could not read the whole thing.... Tedious...
>Get her of your pedestal
>Casually grab on your junk... If she looks down there is interest... If she doesn't... That order is to talk for you
> Wait till she's drunk... She will know what's she's doing, she's not in highschool anymore... She'll play it of as a mistake that should never happen again.... But if you ducked her down right it will....
Suck my balls

fuck off LARP fag

so women with dark hair are gypsies now
lol

He has a dream.... And his dream is to get his pipi wet in some older milf poon..... Let the fag dream

women are women no matter the age - you need to fuck everything you can while you can

Probably the best advice you're going to get on this thread.

I might add pay it cool. If you two are alone and she really comes on let her know how bad you want her but tell her you can't because of how much you value her son's friendship. This keeps her ego stroked (which is why she's fucking around) while giving you a legit excuse. If she prioritizes laying you over considerations of her son you know she's the type that's going to cause this shit to get blown up in your face sooner or later.

Also if you've known her as kid you've known dad since a kid as well. Was he a fat drunk that gave up on life before or after the cheating? Your sleeping with mom will be seen as twice the betrayal to your friend if its perceived as a betrayal of his dad on top of things.

Friends come and go, but hot mom pussy only comes by once in a lifetime.

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really didn't think this would blew up, I expected few posts like and a few good advices like the texting ones

yea, level headed stuff

I actually don't know if he knows but he probably doesn't care

I really shouldn't but a few discreet out-of-town trips maybe? fucking torn, but close to doing it
If i go for it, I don't plan to keep it for long no matter if it's good or bad

Be a hero user... Go for the gold.... Don't regret not hitting that honey pot.... Take lots of pictures without her face and remember.... It's only a felonious act for her..... So if it was good... Be smart...

just remember, he was in her long before you were.

kek

Cope.
This shit happens all the time. Mostly cock teasing bitches, but still.

Yup agreed. Contact photos? Lol ok. Fucking idiots.

Don't email or text that is just evidence. You're doing your friend's family a favor. Just keep your mouth shut.

user asked about breaking ice, it's a good advice imo

how's he doing them a favor?

Wait til you know she's home alone and knock on the fucking door, you goddamn clown.

Think about facing your friend afterwards.
If you think it would be an issue, don't do it.
If you think he wouldn't mind, do it.
You might want to let her know you think you're getting her message loud and clear, and are wondering about your friendship. Let her chime in. If she confirms and you're truly concerned about your friendship, let him know you're quite sure there's a spark and you'd like to make his mom happy. See how he reacts.
Of course, you're asking us only so the "do it" guys boost your confidence. Your mind is already made up/

P.S. Don't call her! Then there's a record.

yes, I'll do it if it works, keep discreet

but than again, I might change mind tomorrow

why? I mean, I don't plan to keep the convo on the phone, she probably feels the same

is adultery a crime?

Not sure if it's a crime, but it weighs on the divorce decision as to who gets what.

oh, I don't worry about that lol, where I live the law is probably different and divorces are low, totally opposite of usa

Jesus Christ look at all these fat nerds in this thread. like seriously imagine thinking this hard about bagging a bird that's probably in her late 50s. I mean for real are you fat or just autistic. since this is Cred Forums I'm going to assume both.

the mom needs to get properly fucked. better user then some nigger or something