Hey Cred Forums could you find your self fucking a doll?

Hey Cred Forums could you find your self fucking a doll?

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Larry David fucks one.
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if i had enough money i would already have one.

I could never see spending that much money on something that I would likely use once before throwing it in a dumpster two towns over.

I fuck this exact one

That must be based, I hope you dont pull out

Small but fun

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Holy

Fuck.

you're posting this in a thread full of men who would rather fuck rubber dolls than deal with any girls bullshit

Joke's on you. Server's official name is Officer Friendly's Honey Pot.

Well.... To be fair.... Have you seen some of these dolls... Lol.... As long as they come with a mute button it can theoretically be the perfect match.... No offense Sophia

yes but i would never buy one

Pedo posters KYS

That is the smallest silicone doll i have ever seen. How the fuck did you get that thru the mail??

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no because i like responsive girls
in fact i just want a girl to beat the shit out of me and call me worthless before she makes me unzip and forces me to cum inside of her
dolls can't do that

mooore of this cutie please

I wouldn't waste thousands of dollars on one but if I was given one I'd try it out. We all would.

I've got a fleshlight, this is just a bigger fleshlight.

I don't have any thing new. You probably seen all the good stuff already

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This for now. Once there things get enough ai and mechanical capacities there could be a deal.

Please keep going

>waste thousands of dollars on one
>this is just a bigger fleshlight
yea no

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If I had the money I would have one already.

What doll is that?

$1k-2k is really not that much these days.

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it is if you are broke and live day to day

if they could maintain body temperature and move I would spend that much

I've been slowly stowing away money that the wife wouldn't notice. I should have enough soon. Have to get one that will fit in my gun safes

yeah you won't see something that advanced for at least a few more decades. most you might get is a warmed fleshlight and a built in amazon echo

Sage

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Inquiring minds need to know

catdoll 136

that's true in that case it's cheaper and easier just to use Tinder and get some 4/10s

the self-heating technology i've heard is not that great

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it's well worth it user, but good luck hiding it.

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yes

Is that doll legal in US?

What would make a bunch of silicone illegal?

For sure, if they weren't so damn expensive

I have 6ft gun safes that are combination locks. She has no clue how to open them. She has her own safe with a digital pad (woman friendly)

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yea it's legal except in 3 states. It's kind of a loophole though

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>She has her own safe with a digital pad (woman friendly)
lol
you could try to get her to accept dolls, but that's a hard sell

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When I'm window shopping for these dolls they look really good in the photos. But I've never seen one posted that looks quite this good. Are these photos misleading or do some models look this good?

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It comes down to posing, lighting, and makeup. Professional photographers do a lot of work to make pictures look good, whether they're photographing houses, real women, or dolls. Amateurs have a hard time replicating the magic.

Also, it doesn't help that that is one of the hottest dolls on the market.

WM has some of the best looking faces for full-sized dolls imo but their photos are always 'enhanced' with camera tricks

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I see the same dolls on all sites I browse. I think all these sites are simply distributors for a handful of manufacturers

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD?!
I am disapoint...

Must be cheaper because less materials?

What would you say to her if/when she finds it?
There is no explaining. Once she see's it's atomically correct... she will simply look at you confused, then pack her shit...

The risk is very low as long as it's in the safe

>I see the same dolls on all sites I browse. I think all these sites are simply distributors for a handful of manufacturers
Keep in mind a lot of sites will reuse pictures taken for other dolls and sell you a knockoff that is only kind of close to what's in the photo.

It's important to remember that you're ordering off of shady red-light factories in China, not proper businesses. May the buyer beware.

found a used one for sale on TDF, pic related

TDF has all the full-sized manufacturers listed pretty much

that and you're basically buying straight from the manufacturer instead of some vendor that's taking a $600 cut.

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That's definitely a concern when spending 2 grand. I looked up a place in Alhambra California that has a showroom. I'll probably go this route, that's only 2 hours from me

some of these doll companies produce hundreds of dolls per day and are multi-million dollar enterprises with large factories. It's not 2012 anymore.

They aren't all bad, user. That wasn't my claim. But there are plenty of bad apples.

A showroom is a neat idea, yeah. There are also solid lists of vendors that people have had good experiences with. Generally speaking, there's the manufacturer, and there's the vendor, and if the vendor claims a doll is from a particular manufacturer and you contact that manufacturer and they confirm they sell through that vendor you're probably in good shape. It's when you see fly-by-night aliexpress shops using pictures belonging to big name manufacturers without crediting them that shit gets real shady.

too soon

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lol

haha nice

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hot

also nice bump

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These are new.
A lot more creative than the Christmas decorations at least.

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I'm fine with my pocket puss and bj sim. I have both in a water bottle that give me both penetration sensation and ball stimulation. Pretty much feels like a mouth taking both your balls and cock and swallowing it. Best feeling ever. Pair it with quality lube and itll probably never compare to a human. Apart from the part where you might look like a creep or look like a loser but considering how new age woman are, it's a fine substitute. To each his own... but yes I would try one out but the life sized not this pizza shit and no asians look a like.

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here is mine, anons
i have a discord server for doll enthusiasts if if any of you would like to join
we post pics, review, etc
overall a great community for people like us haha
.gg / QY4u5n

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These ones don't have fuckable holes

Nice doll you should post vids of her on pornhub one day

sweet jesus, that looks like a fun time

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heres mine

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>suicide is the only option out
then what are you waiting for, bean eater?. go kill yourself.

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you're back, post more of that sexy mrs. klaus ass

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Afraid to click tbqh

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click it you giant pussy.

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Doll owners need a containment board badly.

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But a jail cell would work just fine.

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I would fuck the shit out of that doll

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nice try FBI glownigger

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you got a long ways to go until image cap

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>itt: I solemnly swear that everything I say and post is a carefully made up lie to appear sane and that my fetish only focuses on child-like dolls and definitely not real children..

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I'm the last person you need to tell that to.

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are you actually able to fuck the ass and cunt? babies are kinda young for my taste, but I'd probably fuck a doll

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awwwwriiiiight

>bAbEEz R KinDA yuNg For mY gRiLl

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Be great to just rub one out on that small toy. The larger ones seem to require a lot more effort on upkeep. Plus this one is easy to hide I bet. Looks perfect and better than a onahole since you don't need to bother watching porn while plowing it

Children don't have big tits or the ability to take up to a foot of cock in their holes.

But I really do find the anatomically correct kid dolls creepy as shit even though I want an oppailoli or short stacked fucktoy

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I've seen some short stacked ones over the yrs. Can't remember a vendor but they are out there

You know I'm a pretty disgusting individual. If I had millions of bucks laying around I would absolutely get one. But I got regular money. So is it really that much better than a pocket pussy?

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Chicks use anatomically correct plastic sex toys. What’s the difference? Why the double standard?

If you're an old geriatric faggot like the majority of the owners here, then it probably wouldn't be that much better considering it takes a lot more energy to use your whole body than just your hand.

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Inspirational!

I just jerked at a peepshow girl Today looked just like this.

please see

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some things never change

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yes

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I don’t get your point.

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Yes, I'd get one if only I had a secret spot to hide one, but I don't. I don't want to scare people away.

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All you need is a little Christmas cheer and we'll have you thinking about women your own age in no time.

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can you post your collection on mega?

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these aren't mine, they're ones I just got from Google. I have yet to post my own collection.

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Why yes, I would like a Derby hat snowman for my display.

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only 43 more images to go user you got it

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He's back
Fucking faggot

>get a load of this faggot

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FUCKING MOAR

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you can save this one to your hd because I know u like dicks

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merry christmas faggot, here's a dick 4 u

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