Walk into your home

360 no scope that cunt.

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someone is new here.

Punch

lmfao fucking new fag

I heard she likes it up the bum, so I’d ass fuck her until her climate changed.

no you're the newfags for falling for the obvious bait
or am i the newfag for falling for yours

Take a pair of pliers and fix her fuckin' eyes.

Anyone ever notice she's the poster child face for fetal alcohol syndrome

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Tell her my cum is a renewable source of energy and then profit while she sucks me dry

/thread

Lick her where she wee wees!

Murder her for breaking into my home.

>I heard
That's cuz you talk in your sleep.

multiple elbows to her face

Kek

stab a plastic straw through her nose

Tuck her in bed.

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While I sleep on the floor.

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Sue her acting coach

on what grounds?

>being this new

Ask her politely to leave and change the locks.

Shes always so cocky. Love her.

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She makes me as hard as Chinese arithmetic...

Fuck her doggystyle and make her cheeks clap

I would drop to my knees and thank All Mighty God for delivering me an Angel!

how DARRRE YOU

I dunno who the fuck this is but any intruder in my home gets knocked the fuck out. Fact.

Fantasy, not fact.

There ain't nothin' betta then a girl named Greta!

Ask if her mom is around

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Ask her to marry me. But she won't. I'm not worthy of her.

Ask her where my girlfriend Beata is.

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Is that the little hobgoblin's mom? I'd hang her!

I'd rather know if her sister is around

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Her response.

imgur.com/a/YTZD776

Beata is betta than Greta the beta

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That was funnier and hotter than it has any right to be

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she absolutely is

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Ask why shes here

"oh muh gerd! crummet chernge!"
- Gerta

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Why did her mom only drink with Greta in her womb?

No time to explain user, hop on the sailboat stat.

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imagine wanting a literal goblin spaz when this would be one room over

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And then...

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Gerta likes Beans btw
>and plastic bags
youtube.com/watch?v=0WyMpKLo0wg

Yeah, she doesn't have to explain anything.

I don't get it

get weird or get lost

GOD DAMNIT
>Wrong Video
youtube.com/watch?v=r8SyoRwV_To

kys newfag

keks

nothing wrong with eating a bowl of eggs plain while snuggling in bed

chop her head off and take a nice dump down her throat

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Pour soda out of 2 liter bottle and make birdhouse as to not arouse her ire.

Is it true what they say about beans? That they make you gassy?

Methane contributes to Climate Change.

immediately prostrate myself so she can assault my body and dignity for leaving my bathroom light on while also running the microwave to heat my nuggies

whew thats a stinky one

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she won't let you eat animal products. it's beans or bust.

Whoops sorry user, haha.

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Bait Oven

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>cockeyed

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Kek

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>say nothing
>go to the fridge
>grab a steak
>stand in front of her
>make and maintain eye contact
>eat the raw steak

There are more sustainable protein sources user.

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>baby, I've got enough protein to sustain you
>meat falling from my mouth

canned beans are nature's super food

HOW DARE YOU

>rape
>murder
>not necessarily in that order

I think the anger is the funniest part of your post

Adjust my thermostat to change the climate inside the house

im cumming

Would drop to my knees and suck her cock

coom, faggot

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Coom ruined.

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I do have a lot of protien, though. I hunt feral pigs all the time. That's a double win for environmentalism as feral pigs are dangerously invasive, and I'm not relying on massive agricultural co-ops for my meat. You know you want my juicy meat.

I’d pull those lil pokies while shooting ropes on that retarded face

ḇ̘͇͖̻̰͓̝̞̜̺͖̻͈̓ͫͤ͋̄͒͆͆͑̃͗ͮ͊͊̑̈͊͗̒e̳͇̣̊̋͌̾ͧ̾̆̓ȋ̬̩͚̻͚̰́ͩ̍̒ͪͧ̀̍ͯ̌ͧ̾ͩn̦͚̭̰̫̯̼ͪ͌̒́̑̎̎͂͗̉̓͒̐̚ǧ̪̦̭͕̫̩̩͍͚͖̭̠̗͚̏ͧ̈̃̔ͨ̀͛̆ͭ̂̽ͭ͂ ̬̫̜̼̰̫̤ͩ̆͊̈ͨ͐ͫ͛̍̔ͧt̰̦̖̖̙̤̟̦̰͓̫̩̹̿̽ͬ͑̇ͬ̏̿̚h̻̬̠͓̥̖̫̤̰̠̱͑̑͐̓̈́̀̂̈ͭͨ͆ͦͯͦi̦̼̗̹͔̘͂̀́̿̉ͯ̂̈́ͨ̽ͩ̆̑̿̆̌̈́s̗͇͕͖͉ͬ̔̽͆̓ ͔͖͓̙̀͆̇͂̏n̼̭̳͇͚̞̿͂ͯ̿̈́̒̏̃ͪͧ͛͑̄̔͗e̮̹͍͉̻̤̣̭̖̤̫̼͂ͯ̽́ͫͭ̔̊͒̊̍ͫ̌ͬ̓̏̒ẅ̥͙̦͇͙͈̼̰͖̗̦̱̣̦̯̣̜́̀͌ͣͬͦ̔͋ͩ̃ͣ̎ͮ̔̃ͯ̍̓

They any good with BBQ sauce or still kinda gamey?

I usually take the young ones. The big fuckers I kill can feed the coyotes. They don't taste half bad if they're about 100 pounds or less.

>d
Why feed the coyotes? Got cattle or such to worry about?

Because they don't care if a 300 pound boar tastes gross. The big ones still have to die, but I won't eat them.

castle doctrine

How could you not be a pedophile and have 100's of 8k photos of a child on yourself.

Emit carbon.

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HE COMES

STILL no decent Rule 34 on her... The Internet has gone soft.

Good to know.

Seems like more of a backdoor girl to me

>calls someone a retard in the most retarded post on this thread
It's like poetry.

one of very few that I have

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Burn a trash can full or recyclables, as well as plastic.

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laugh?

Watching you jerk for her

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Put her at lost & found at ikea

that's so fucking hot

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...

Make her a sandwich.

I'll change the climate inside her anus with my genitals

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How is that Rule 34? It's just fanart.

Hey!!!

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But /fit/izens are gay for each other, that makes no sense.

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Tell her to join my discord

.gg / QY4u5n

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Porn is like trash. Treasure to some and garbage to others.

why they no lust over climate niggress?

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Why would you hang that poor lady? Honestly, people here are so violent. Wanting the rope for someone just because you disagree with their daughter on political issues.

It’s Beans!

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Turn up the thermostat

Admittedly, but how is that image porn? She's just angry and hugging the globe, fully dressed, not a hint of anything sexual about it.

oh yeah. Gerta would eat him.

Slap her till her face pulls straight

it's like that Milley Cyprus music video with the wrecking ball. Except it's Gerta on a globe scowling at the camera and mouthing "how dare you".

Yell at her asking in a loud voice "How Dare You!?"

Do a 360 and walk away

I say. Why you no mad at Asia?

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ancient chinese secret

Shoot that moronic cunt directly in the face. I live in an open carry and stand your ground state. Bitch is in my home without permission? Boom. Dead.

Do ya think she’s wearing panties?

Yeah i could hear them getting wet.... guuuuussshhhhh. Every fist pump...guuuuussshhhhh kek

diapers probably.

Beans,beans- good for your heart
The more you eat them,
The more you fart.
The more you fart,
The better you feel.
So eat your beans
At every meal!

Even more sexier!

Oh, man! I wanna give ‘em a sniff!!!

she shits beans into it, dumps more beans on, then calls it chili.
>she eats her chili fresh from the diaper

Oh god, I’m gonna cum!!!

Real ques. How many states are there that have that ? better ques. How many states are pro guns and how many against. Like straight up no doubt. Like the vote would be crazy one sided. Texas , New Mexico? and on the other side Like Idaho and like Utah. Generally curious. Canuckfag here

>ques.
¿Que?

Who’d win in a fight between Greta and Frankenstein?

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Question

ohhhh. i'm glad we had to have that exchange instead of you just fucking typing "question"

Greta should sell her soiled panties to raise money to combat climate change

Same iq so strength wins out . Young Victor

Cala-te serrano

Thats not Frankenstein. Thats Frankenstein's monster.

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Dr. Frankenstein would win. Why did you include a picture of his monster?

Anybody got Greta’s phone number? I’d like to ask her out on a date

Thats the monster though.

Hahahha. I was typing with one finger lol. was trying to smoke a bowl at same time. I don't multitask well apparently

Fucking kek

Burrito Supreme to you too

haaaaa

shut up nerd

Yeah, ya wanna see my monster, ya faggot?!

Kek!

Defend her from the white trash Trumphumpers who chased her into my home because apparently wanting to protect and preserve the environment of the one planet on which we have to live is the worst possible course of action because some billionaires might lose a little money.

depends, is it as gay as you?

Tell her to suck my cock to prevent climate change. If that doesn't work, pull a gun and tell her to suck my cock before I blow her brains all over the walls.

Your a dick

No, you’re gay, you big gay!

Your*

standing bj

Tell her to suck my cock to prevent climate change. If that doesn't work, pull a gun and tell her to suck my cock to prevent climate change.

If she is, they're probably on backwards and/or inside out.

Why you gotta assterixts at the end?

Yeah... I want to see that!

Asia, hardly even know her!

But I'm right.

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Thank her for standing up for the climate crisis

rape is the only valid answer

No, your wrong. And ugly too. And a faggot.

To everything!

please upload the correct version next time

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miss the old Cred Forums? join based autism shitpost server

discord*gg/XwngsD

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Hey, it’s Herman Munster!

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Why is Fred pretending to be Shaggy?

get a glass of ice and watch her go mad when it melts because of global warming.

Good one.

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we just need a giant window AC to cool earth. problem solved.

Greta’s pigtails were made for doggy-style

New fag!!!

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2pi radians and gtfo

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Noggy-Style

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

uhhhhhhh solve climate change fast

first I offer food and drink. find out why she's at my house and who knows she's here.

if there's no security or parents then I'm 100% tryna fuck her.. if nobody knows shes at my house, then I 100% am fucking her.

see if her body and skills match up to all the fakes ive made

Teach her butthole the meaning of 'how dare you!'

She needs a boyfriend. To make her a slut like her sister!

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Turn 360 degrees and leave.

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Haven't figured out those angles yet huh?

reddit reporting

Who the fuck wants her besides a boy-mong. And no tard would make a good enough story so her family will be keeping her on a leash as long as this climate frenzy publicity tour carries on.

>Go back to school you retard.
Get out of school first before using this site.

Mind sharing some fakes?

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer? With a puppy?

>turn on every light, appliance amd faucet.
>get the trash ready to take out.
>go outside leaving the doors open
>throw the trash in the lawn. start a pile of stuff like tires and old paint, refuse motor oil. whatever plastics i can find.
>set it on fire.

ask her if she's able to relax her god damn face muscles ever

give her nap time drink and her face would relax.

tattoos and necklace don't match though

>waste your own money on water & electricity bills
>get fined for burning horrid shit in your yard
>meanwhile niggers get into your house
yeah way to troll them libtards

Too old

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that sounds worse for you than for her by quite a bit

I don't remember Cred Forums being around in 2003

she's the younger sister though, she just isn't stuck in her fetus stage like greta.

yes! I like it!

also, we'll get a bunch of people to all drive somewhere and everyone can leave their cars and trucks idling and then we just dump a bump of used motor oil on the ground and everybody take turns pumping her asshole until it falls out.

it's very very important I have sex with her

you're either extremely young or very old

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either way you're dead inside, aren't you friend?

that face is just awful. nice body though.

Greta is at least 86% hotter

I'd tell her she has not finished the mission...
She has to go to China and Russia and she should tell them what they have to do.
Problem solved...

china and india. We can nuke one of them while she's there.

I don't think we have to - she will never come back either way...

fuck the stupidity right outa her

hey bb show vageen i love u darlin marry me i love u show bobs im rich bb

Red Cancer reporting for duty

Kneel down before her and ask her how I can help the planet.

she's not the prettiest face but compared to greta? Greta looks like she was beaten with a shovel once a day before her skull hardened then had her face sanded off and redone by a mass effect andromeda artist.
Plus Beata is super flexible and is developing a big phat ass. Greta is basically a "growth" that had to be expelled from the body and is now being puppeteered and manipulated as a criticism proof human soapbox.

Awkwardly turn my AC off and open a window instead.

Can anyone link or post any decent fakes of her??

I made a group for us
kik.me/g/BvgcdnMubT4KC9USGaRkN3jlU7I

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Mock her

a diamond dozen

Spot the newfaggot

Ask if legal?
If no yell "shes got a gun" and then shoot to kill.