Now I know some of you here are the thing. So we're going to have a little test. Get singles and you're human...

If you don't mind, I'd appreciate it, if I didn't spend the rest of this Summer, TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

I'm feeling much better and I'd like to come inside.

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It looks like none of you are the thing after all.

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If you were the thing, would you know it?

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This is a waste of time

this was funny like twice, we don't have to do it all the time

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Now I'm gonna show you what I already know.

Test my ass you cocksucking faggot
I'm no alien

You're dead once the thing takes over you

Fuck this I'm out.

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FUCK

I'M NOT A SPACE NIGGER

everyone calm down. i know these guys. i went to school with them. lets just tie them up for now and sort it out in the morning.

KURT RUSSELL HELP THERE'S THREE OF THEM IN HERE

I got dubs twice

SOMEONE TORCH THEM NOW

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FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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I'M DOING A HUMAN THING

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how about me

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you faggots! they just had the sniffles. that was jimmy and tarshawnl! i knew them since pre-k. fucking jimmy even gave me a pair of his sisters panties. you pricks. i hope you were right and they actually were the thing.

Do I look ok ??

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checks out, keep moving

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This is a waste of time!!

>It ain't me starts playing

oh no i think i got the wrong room

*leaves*

There's something fishy about this guy...

*looks around the room*
that was a bit odd how he just turned and walked out the room

guess I'll go ahead and link my bread here.
Can you all explain the significance of the rope in this scene? Carpenter wouldn't have put it there for no reason, did real blair off himself?
Also user who said dog thing jumped outta roof the other day, I saw where it busts through the roof, but if it climbed out, whatd they burn?

*Yells in Danish*

Are Norweigans the real bad guys in the movie? Theyre the ones that dug it up

Don't worry Kurt Russel. I'm human.

i'm human as they come, lad

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I think the noose is because Blair was losing it and debating to kill himself. He didn't want to risk the Thing spreading through him even though it did.

Bababooey

we're gonna need a bigger flame

Look at those little forest creatures coming at you Mcready, what are you getting nervous for? its not like they would rape you or anything.

I don't give a shit.

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oh god oh FUCK

I'm all better now. I'd like to come back inside. I won't harm anyone; you've got my promise.