Don’t lie and say she’s not hot as fuck.
Don’t lie and say she’s not hot as fuck
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i'd do her... post nudes.
Looks like any basic bitch trailer teenager. Ive never listened to its music because i dont pollute my ears with newfag shit.
Fuck you OP, youre cancer. Sage this wack ass thread.
Why the safety glasses?
Idk her face kinda looks like a little boy.. which makes sense why /b likes her
hairstyle there makes her look like she has cancer.
she can dance if she wants to
That's a disgusting disney dude
Yeah she's like Maisy williams. Ugly AF
>Don’t lie and say she’s not hot as fuck.
To pre pubescent teens perhaps but to those who have been with a woman it's the difference between a sirloin and a hamburger.
She's the lady gaga for neurotic teenage girls but without the talent and yes that is an insult if you have to ask.
You think she already realizes that despite her success, money and fame, she's still just a 6 or 7 in everybody's eyes, and every single male choose any 8+ over her?
what does it matter. she only fucks blacks and you're not black. the only fantasy here is that you wish you were black
there's no evidence to support that she only fucks blacks or has ever fucked a nigger.
there's more evidence to support that she fucks her older brother, Finneas.
>Ive never listened to its music because i dont pollute my ears with newfag shit.
HOMOSEXUAL MALE
What a fucking cope. I wonder if her brother sucks her toes half-naked too.
She can leave her friends behind
Her face is okay. Underneath the baggy clothes she is probably chubby with big tits. The fake nails are gross.
Newfags post gay memes so theyre no friends of mine
Die elephant
Eyes look like she’s on Jew mind control drugs.
Big lipped beast!
as a pedo, i find nothing about her appealing.
not her toes.
and wow, a young artist taking pictures with other young artist her age. one of those pictures is from a music video too.
if you would do a little research instead of just huffing memes all day, you would see that she's fucking her brother, not coons.
she has two lazy eyes, she's fucking ugly
She’s ok looking
Looks like every other fat trailer trash welfare dependent white girl trying to act ghetto. If that's your kink, who am I to judge?
have you ever listened to her music?
i think you've missed the mark terribly.
Based
This. She's the typical wigger obese white girl that fucks niggers to rebel against her parents. Probably already hooked on drugs and will come out with a bunch of #MeToo rape allegations in a few years against all the niggers she fucked when her careers dying & she's desperate for attention and money.
/thread
translation: "I'm closed minded and I'm only going to listen to 311 and hoobastank until i die."
no one will miss you.
she doesn't do drugs, she's written multiple songs about it.
she actually tours with her parents and are very close with them.
do you have any other falsehoods for me to destroy?
samefag "/thread"ing his own post, how embarassing.
Hey Finneas, still mad your lil sister cucked you for some greasy niggers? You'll prob be the first hit with MeToo allegations when your lil sis is broke and needs drug money in a few years.
/thread
Ugly ass mudshark
Ngl, she looks hot with the Steve buscemi eyes. Major upgrade from the trailer trash ghetto look.
yall are just mad that her music is thoughtful and conveys more emotion than your simple minds can handle.
>translation: if I defend a coal burning fat slut on Cred Forums, maybe she'll take my virginity
no, i just have been listening to her music for the last 3 years because it's very emotional and speaks to me.
check em faggots
She's hot as an ice cube man
There are a billion hot girls. That doesn't make you special.
Sounds fake and gay
no i'm serious.
i usually just listen to black metal and jazz, but billie is the best thing to happen to pop music since eiffel 65.
I'm a big fat faggot would have been easier to type
i take it you've never listened to her album or her ep?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... oh wait you really are serious..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
She's not ugly, but I'm not that attracted to her, the way she stares does not excite me at all. She has a crack-junky stare.
what's so funny?
i had a dream today about her doing a lewd livestream
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... oh wait you really are serious..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Medicine!
she's not
That.
it's so black guys cum won't get into her eyes, I've heard it stings
the absolute state of modern man.
no longer dreams about sex with hot girls. dreams about livestreams with them. yikes.
refer to
If you accidentally ate a bit of shit, would you reach into the fucking toilet for a nice big log and eat that?
just kys faggot, billies whiny nasal voice is disgusting
>rich person
240p video camera phone
everrytim
not an argument.
her voice is really strong, and i have no idea where you're getting nasaly from. you've clearly never heard her music.
shes rich, not the person getting their dick sucked. or it could be a secret camera.
I think I like her hair natural better
what do you mean not an argument retard? I was saying the songs I've heard are shit, so why would I go looking for more shit?
I understand she's your waifu and all but she doesn't know or care that you exist, and defending her on the internet will earn you nothing
i find that hard to believe.
that beard really suits her
trips of truth. all other arguments are invalid
She looks as horrible as her music sounds
>posts some crackhead
>shes hot as fuck
lol go away
Trips are right
Neck yourself
She looks like she got some low key downs & some high key autism
thank you for pointing out that i've actually gotten trips twice in this thread.
meme magic: 2
billie haters: 0
Look at how fat her fucking fingers are. That's why she wear all these fucked up clothes to hide how fat she is becoming. Bet she will kill herself if you point it out enough.
the gods have spoken
Lololol nailed it. Throw in a dash of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome to boot.
What's up with her eyes?
well you're fucking delusional obviously so
oh, so we're ruling out the fact that it's not Billie in the vid.?
Probably some combo of these
You only like her because she's barely legal.
She hangs out with and probably fucks niggers. Can never be attractive again.
She looks like a nigger.
impossible
you're clearly imagining things
I'd argue that's Grimes, but she hardly has the big mainstream success of Billie tbh.
i mean getting knocked up by elon musk sounds like my idea of success. but i also love grimes.
or is it that other rich guy, idk?
kek troll harder stooped asse
I'd fuck her, but there are much hotter musicians. Pic related, for one.
hot and braindead, just how I like em
stfu one of those trips were mine retard, billies music sucks
lol no they werent. both trips were in defense of her music and both were posted by me. so your shit doesnt even make sense.
I'd fuck her, but she looks like she hasn't washed her pussy ever.
Eh, she's a bit young for my tastes. Her music is decent and seems to come from a fairly personal place. I really don't get why everyone on here gets so fucking creepy about her. It's the olsen twins thing all over again
this might be you. enjoy listening to 311 and hoobastank for the rest of your life you aging homo.
That's not what a lazy eye is, idiot.
Finneas washes her pussy with his tongue every day
oh noes, fanboi is hurt, baww
what a lucky man to have such a lovely and sensitive little sister.
don't care, my time is now. your time is over.
billie is cool, and whatever you're listening to probably isn't sooooo
meh . . .
Yes. I have listened to her music, and it's over-produced, mainstream pop music with songs written for her pseudo-name Billie Ellish, and her only contribution is her vocals and that she's the face of it all to market to the masses. IMO she's not even a teenager, she's really 29 yrs old. but is marketed as a "teenage musical prodigy" to further sell the entire package.
sounds like your favorite band is rage against the machine and you wear cargo shorts.
i bet you think TOOL is good too lol
I like her coom protectors
RATM is about starting a Revolution and I'm all about that!
>ywn get to breed billie
>ywn suck on her fat fucking milkers while emptying your balls inside her
>ywn lose your mind staring at her tits bouncing around as she rides you while you knock her up
Why live
LMAO imagine being this autistic. i couldn't think of a gayer band. like this is just angry dad rock for dads who didn't make enough money to listen to normal dad rock
they've been around since like the 80s or some shit and all they've started was a gay push pit.
so let down this isn't real
She looks like Lil Xanny
She makes me want to kill leftists, like just about everything I see.
Imagine being this autistic.
wow, don't cut yourself on all of that edgy user.
hey i hear hot topic is doing a buy one get one free on t shirts, thought you'd like to know.
Op is a jannie.
thought this was america brah
>all of that edgy
illiterate fuck
i know what i said lol
also, literacy is gay.
She looks like she is constantly high on drugs and her "music" supports this theory.
That alone makes her a total turnoff for me.
her music doesn't support that theory: listen to her song xanny, it's about how she feels alienated by being the only one in a room who doesn't use drugs.
she's very vocal about how she doesn't like drugs and how she hates seeing her friends on them.
Nah it was Elon
I've heard her Bad guy, and that is enough.
thank you, user.
that song doesn't represent most of her music. that's a song about a young girls sexuality, which makes sense because she's a young girl discovering her sexuality.
most of her music is much more feeling and in depth. you should listen to xanny, especially if you don't like drugs, you could really relate to it, user.
>that's a song about a young girls sexuality
please explain how it's about that. I could use a good laugh this morning
I bet her brother is fucking her
I got no problem with drugs, but when someone looks like they are constantly on it I'm gonna pass.
she knows that she's attractive and she's using to her advantage with a man she likes, even if it causes problems.
"make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type"
"my mommy likes to sing along, but she wont sing this song."
"i like it when you get mad"
"is your girlfriend scared of me...maybe thats cause im wearing your cologne."
if you can't figure it out, you're silly.
but she isnt? soooo....
JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT I JUST CANT HAHAHAJAHAHAJAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lmao that has nothing to do with her "sexuality" so we can both agree you just said that to make it seem more "depe n profund" characteristics you're clearly desperate to ascribe to this vapid flash in the pan teenager.
You're the best lulcow I've seen in A WHILE.
how? the song is oozing sex?
what sort of mental gymnastics are you preforming to try to be right...you will do anything not to say that her music is the best music put out by anyone in the last 100 years.
don't fight it user, just let it happen.
OP asked about her looks, my assumptions are based on pictures and bad guy, I don't care if all my assumptions are wrong I still find her unattractive because she LOOKS like shes constantly high. For all I know she could be a pretty cool dude.
im with you. she looks like a greasy stoner. hard pass.
I am terribly sorry, OP, but her tits don't fart loud enough to distract from her complete lack of talent.
kill yourself
she's a 7
>best music put out by anyone in the last 100 years
Okay now I'm pretty sure you're trolling
she's not constantly high; she's just a retarded white girl
constantly high on bbc maybe
name one better artist from the past 100 years.
I say hundred years, but she's probably the greatest of all time.
I'm sorry I don't argue with trolls or retards, so whichever you are, you're out of luck
N1
if we're talking pop trash, queen gaga is the best
I like her song, "Bad Guy." It has that porno sound, and makes me want to fuck. She also has that enigmatic, sultry slut voice, which accentuates it. Can definitely see the song being used in BDSM.
I disagree. Gaga at least used Hollywood glam.
This eyelish skank is just a skank. Disgusting representation of female.
i don't think she's ugly, but she's no prettier than any average white teenage girl. if she wasn't famous, you wouldn't give her a second glance.
so gaga is better than billie? thats what i am saying.
Reminds me entirely too much of an ex-girlfriend of mine who turned out to be a coke/dust head. The resemblance is uncanny, even in her body language and the subject matter of her lyrics, and that makes her completely unattractive to me.
Never seen such a concentration of faggots in one thread
Shes aight. I dont sexualize her because her music helps me sleep but wouldn't pass up a chance to fuck her
>REEEEE BIRRY IRISH IS PERPERLER BURN IN HELL POP MUSIC
she has very nice eyes, not really into the whole depression vibe
but she's definitely pretty
Now that you're here it's increased by 100%
I definitely appreciate the braids more than those nasty dreadlocks. However, I can't get over that look she has in every picture. She looks like a vegetable. Not the edible variety.
lol that image
why would you take advice on women from a bunch of virgins?
That makes no sense but I guess faggots can't do math.
I don't. I have a girlfriend, user.
More importantly, though, Eilish would truthfully be very pretty if she didn't have that expression in every photo.
I'd do chemistry with her.
Well they can't multiply...
Why would u know this tho? Do you enjoy fondling other men in pits while you repress your homosexuality?
I wouldn't go out of my way to get with her.
I'd spend some time molesting her if I was family though
Well there's OP the tremendous faggot and now there's you. That's a 100% increase
The retard who made this doesnt know they made a new count of Monte Cristo movie way after the 1934 one. What a fucking dumbass.
Seriously this image is like weaponized autism.
Fuck this over hyped untalented bitch. She sucks the right dicks, thats the most talent this hoe has.
>I don't. I have a girlfriend, user
I believe that. You know why? because you didn't respond with hostility and dumb insults, it demonstrates social experience
take note Cred Forums
Less talkers more honkers
i cannot stress this enough.
Can someone Photoshop Toph into the Nutcar?
Saved
In order for something to become popular it has to appeal to everyone, including idiots, said idiots being the largest demographic. As a result a huge portion of popular shit is, well... shit..
>hot as fuck
sage
Doesn't she only date non-white? What's the point?
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Not even 20 yet and looks like she's about to hit 40. My wife is 41 and looks like mid 20s. This roastie got bad DNA and will need a lot of plastic surgery to remain famous.
She speaks like a nigger which is infinitely unattractive. Doesn’t help that she’s mediocre looking either.
She's not hot as fuck.
She looks like rusty cage got a sex change in that pic
She fucks niggers and looks like your typical white girl who wants to be black, so yeah, she's trash. It's almost like a female version of Justin Bieber or a white version of Cardi B.
Disgusting. I find it even more funny/ironic because apparently before she became famous she sang in her brother's Christian band. Fame and money went straight to her head so now she's out fucking, partying, and doing drugs.
Phoebe Bridgers is a dime
Her older brother writes her songs. Bad Guy is an example of how he comes up with a few simple sections and then strings them together with absolutely no concept of musical composition. And then she throws some wigger mumble rap trash over top and calls it vocals.
She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome. Hard pass bro
she iz a freak und I send it to her to Sobibor
Probably because of the aids
She's pretty, but let's not all act like an 18 year old teenager wouldn't drive you up the fucking wall with their craziness.
She is
Yeah she’s alright, but if you listen to her music you’re a serious homo faggot
She's not. All modern feminists are pariahs.
The African Dart Frog boasts vibrant neon colors for a reason: It's a warning of its toxicity.
more like jewish guys
how else do you think somebody as terrible as billie eilish would get a record deal
I think the eyes add character, which she normally doesn't have.
Enjoy never touching a girl sexually with her consent.
>african
she knows about africans,thats for sure
She looks like a nigger wannabe crack whore. 1.5/10
Her family are hippies and probably incestuous. I live "close enough" that I would bump into their parents jogging around or back when they recorded that retarded music video they even passed by my nephews house.
They're nice people, just weird. I've seen the mom kiss both kids directly on their mouths before.
Came here to say this.
No you are nitpicking and biased I win, bye-bye!
Translation: “I suck 45 cocks a day and I love lofi and mumble rap.”
>COPE
being popular doesnt make you good
just look at barack obama
billie eilish only got popular because she made the right jews dicks wet
7/10
Because it is you faggot.
She is a fuckin piece of shit. Her face is very Ugly! My eyes haaaaaaaaaaaa
It's colored that way to ward off predators, so if you're repulsed, it's working.
Who is the edgelord you n pic related? I need a giggle.
she's either an ugly woman or a handsome fish
of course she is. the great wonder however is how well she is getting along with her brother
Ew
ITT: A bunch of inbred beta neck beard males trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel to hate on someone that is richer and more successful than they will ever be. I don't care for Billie but you fags are all autistic fucks to care about nothing so much
She’s a filthy fat pig
unironically, actually factually 2/10 would not bang
Nice work, I can aprove a lot of them myself too! Great ,Saved!
frankly, i've had better.