Futas and dickgirls thread

Futas and dickgirls thread
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>I've still got a solid hour I could dump and chill for. Right now I'm just relaxing and sipping a beer so I'd hop on if you made another.
Oh hey, cheers user

>I was starting to run low on super curvy futas that didn't have horsecocks though, haha.
Well what's wrong with those with horsecocks? X3 Post those too.

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Noted, lol.

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Hey op2, I've created a monster! Lol now there are two simultaneous Futa threads I love it! Hahaha
Does this thread allow Shemales tho o_O
~op1

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There y'go user ^^

Yay for the futa love~
It does, of course.

Speaking of futa love, will you be here tomorrow OP1?

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I CANT SLEEP U_U!
~OP3 >:3

Hell, I'd love to have clothes like that .//.

Welcome back buddy :3

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Fuck that pic is hot.. also lurking

Glad you like it user. Don't lurk too hard though, tell us what you like too.

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>If she ain't got a sack, I ain't calling her back.
Futa with no balls should not exist.

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Yay!
Idk if I'll be here tomorrow, not as often as today because I got calculus class.

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Weird as it is but i like futa self sucking, dunno why i just love it

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Thanks.

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Kek. I prefer them too for sure.

Well I got work so I'd only be here around 4pm at the earliest (it's 9:40pm here).
Damn nice POV.

Don't you just wanna tongue the fuck out of that hole .//.

It's not weird at all, I love it too.

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Lol I like both but yeah, I have a preference for balls too.
I see, well for your time I'll be here only since 10 pm

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one for you self-sucking futa loving user

Oh shoot, so in about 24 hours?

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Welcome back! Did you make the other thread? Or we have a possible op4 in our company

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Yeah give or take. Maybe I can make a room in my agenda since 1 pm until about 5 pm

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sweet sosij

Self suck is my jam. Probably cause I can do it if I warm up properly, hah. Be more fun if I actually had tits though.

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Hmm. Probably better to keep it simple so we don't have to look for one another.

Ohhh hot. It might but it's great without tits too user! ^^

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Sorry, got sidetracked for a bit with real life. Now I have a bit more focus to spare.

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Imagine the sensation of rubbing ur dick between ur tits, god i bet that would be addictive

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And horse cock futas to rub to. That artist is kinda good.

Now imagine the sensation of rubbing your dick between MY tits!

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It's fun if you can manage to do it without making your back hurt afterward. And that is a tricky slope to manage. Luckily I'm pretty naturally flexible. But I guess that was obvious since I like chicks with cocks so much. OR maybe that's a totally different kind of flexibility, who knows?

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Am supposed to try and sleep for work in the morning and now u got me on edge, evil..

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Very sweet juicy sosij

I'll see if I appear tomorrow while you do.
I'm sure if I don't other Futa fans will join you.

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Here is last one of that little series that I know of. The artist is the same one that did the Doujin I mentioned. I forget the name though.

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Yeah I could never do it. I can't even reach, but even if I could my back would kill me.
It's different! Cheeky user.

Rub one out quickly and have a comfy sleep ^3^

Yeah probably.
(but I want YOU, OP1~)

Mmmm they're pretty hot.

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Really hot horse cock I love it
>Yeah I could never do it. I can't even reach, but even if I could my back would kill me.
>It's different! Cheeky user.
I remember when I was about 18 I could get half my dick inside my mouth, it's been a lot of time since I tried again and I doubt I could do it again lol, was great tho
>Yeah probably.
>(but I want YOU, OP1~)
So sweet mommy

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It's not something I do very often anymore. Kinda been lazy I guess. Kinda of a funny reason to sign up for yoga lessons I guess, lol. Hmmm, could be worth it, but maybe that's just drunk me talking.

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More?

>I remember when I was about 18 I could get half my dick inside my mouth, it's been a lot of time since I tried again and I doubt I could do it again lol, was great tho
Mmmm, nice, shame this flexibility isn't afforded to all of us xwx
I want to breastfeed my baby~

>Kinda of a funny reason to sign up for yoga lessons I guess, lol. Hmmm, could be worth it, but maybe that's just drunk me talking.
Aha, idk if I'd be willing to go and do yoga classes just for that, but it's a pretty hot idea for sure.
What are you drunk on user, you mentioned beer?

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Last one for me, was edging for a while so now i can sleep, hopefully..

Much love uWu

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Good night OP3 cutie.

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I drank a pint and half of Old Rasputin (9%) and now I'm most of the way through a pint of Ballast Point Victory at Sea (12%).

I'm thin so it goes right through me. Beer and Futa's are probably my biggest vices I would say, haha.

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Sleep tight! Don't let the... Morning wood bite? IDK, lol.

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I don't know those brands but I assume they're ale.
>I'm thin so it goes right through me
I know that feel user.
Especially futas like that one you posted. So seductive.

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fucking shit I wish I could have her spitroast me

The Old Rasputin is an imperial Stout, so very dark, very rich, kinda bitter but with a tinge of sweet from the abundance of malt. The Victory at Sea is an Imperial Porter, with a strong bourbon barrel aged flavor layered with a blend of vanilla and coffee. They are both exquisite beers if you enjoy dark, robust flavors.

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It would be some body horror shit if your morning wood bit you.

Oh that sounds lovely. Except for the super large alcohol content, I'm not used to strong beers. I guess for ales it'd be not too uncommon.

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Wouldn't there have to be to of her for it to be a splitroast? Or is someone else invited?

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To each their own; I prefer a couple very good dark beers over 4 or 5 lighter ones, put that's up to personal preference.

true dat. That would put new meaning to the phrase 'monster cock.'

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Aha guess so. I also like wine and mead a lot. Though the latter is somewhat rare.

OP1, still here?

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Funny story I suppose, but my bother actually spent a whole summer brewing his own mead. Some of it turned out really fucking good too. Like, I would say if he could mass produce it he would have a fucking product on his hands. He made like 8 or types to and they all turned out decent at the very least, so he's got some sort of knack at any rate for brewing.

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Of that one I think I don't have more

I wanna be breastfed mommy

I'm here desu, I was doing some irl stuff.

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When it comes to alcohol I really hate beer, never got into it.
I really enjoy rum, vodka and whiskey tho. My favorite is rum.
I like the fruity aroma and flavor.
I also make some drinks myself when I get together with my small group of friends, also done it professionally a couple of times.

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Oh, that's nice. You need a steady supply of honey I imagine... going to be hard to get nowadays, rip bees u_u

Yeah, also be stroked while suckling on the teat ^.^ Both the hair and the cock.

I drink rum sometimes, when I feel my stomach couldn't handle beer. Only have little of it at a time though, couldn't take much ^^
What kind of drinks?

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I would advise Heffizeen or Radler (Which is Heffizeen mixed with Lemonade) and Iambic Ales if you ever want to try more beers. Thoes are probably the most palatable options to someone that doesn't like beer in general as they don't really taste like beer.

I'm a big fan of cream and vodka when it comes to my cocktails though.

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>Yeah, also be stroked while suckling on the teat ^.^ Both the hair and the cock.
Sound's loveley
>What kind of drinks?
You know the classics.
Pina Colada, Cuba libre, Mojito, gut punch, etc.
Got into it because of a game called Va11halla

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I can usually take some fancy beers. It's just that I don't see much of the point on drinking them, too low alcohol content and the taste is not really that great, some brands make it taste excellent when very cold tho, but is never my first option, always will take a nice white rum on the rocks over that.

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Yes, dear.
Ohhh so like mixing drinks, I see. I'm not sure I actually ever had those (aside from mojito).

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What's the pic you have of a futa sporting the biggest wood? Something so really oversized it's ridiculous.

You should try them, there's a fascinatingly large (as the cocks we like) amount of flavors and textures, there's everything for everyone.

When I do my stuff professionally I even dress up for the occasion lol, it's fun to mix some drinks for people, but it's even more fun with a close group of friends.

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need to get tattoos like that to cover my stretch marks lol

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Yeah, I will.
Ah what kinda dress, like a bartender thing?

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Probably this, maybe, I might have longer but this is probably the most girth and length combined.

To each there own, most of the beers I drink lately are creeping into wine territory though. The imperial beers are mostly all above 9% and sometimes as high as 14% alcohol by volume.

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Maybe this one for shear length, though it isn't like I have a ruler or a proper frame of reference.

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Like the girl with the red tie in the background in pic related, but male version for me.

I suppose, but those are usually too expensive.
Also I don't drink often, maybe once every 3 months with my friends, and usually I don't like to fill my stomach with liquid, so having a strong drink or a drink I can control it's alcohol content easily gives me an advantage.
Also beer smells bad for some reason and I don't like smelling like that after drinking.
There is no rum or whiskey under 30%
What I take usually reaches 40-50% without a problem.

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Sorry if I seemed rude to the beer user.
When I get together with my friends some of them like to take only beer, and we still have a great time together so, there is nothing wrong with drinking beer, it's just absolutely not for me.

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That's what I thought, sounds nice.
>but male version for me.
Yeah. That'd be bold if you wore a female version in front of your firends ^.^''

Anyway OP1, I gotta go now. Have fun tomorrow, and hopefully see you ^.^ For the breastfeeding.

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No worries. Drink what you want to drink, there isn't any rules really. I'm just blessed to have a pretty diverse selection available to me and I think that there is a beer for everyone at this point. For example, I hated IPA's, they would make me gag to nearly throw up most of the time, but over time I found a few that I would say even liked and enjoyed. That said, there's no reason to force yourself if you don't like it; who cares?

Unfortunately, I gotta hit the hay. So have fun futa friends, and goodnight.

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Bye to both of you, hope we see each other in the next Futa threads.

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