YLYL easy edition, things you never lost to
YLYL easy edition, things you never lost to
let's derail this bread with funny stuff
Reply or mom big chungus
>An hero
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
kek
lost
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lol
rip, can't unsee
Fuck, why is this funny to me. I lost already.
>walked into the courtroom
I lost
B)
Sneed
theodore is the one enjoying receiving the most, but the one who's pegging alvin is the squirrell that's enjoying most of all
fixed
brave and stunning
Where’s all the funny?
sposed ta b not funny
Read the title dumb fuck
so... standard YLYL thread? alright
WTF happened to his skin
lost
nice one, pal
>saved
you need to microwave them with a spoon
Holy fuck! What sort of functionally illiterate retard created this crappy meme? I know they claim most sane intelligent people have abandoned the democrat party but this is ridiculous! You can't make this shit up,
lol'd
>left can't meme is a shit right wing meme
hurrah, everyone's retarded.