Heard my friend had a big dick so I made a fake Snapchat name and pretended to be a girl from tinder

Heard my friend had a big dick so I made a fake Snapchat name and pretended to be a girl from tinder
I asked him for a dick pic. This is what I got
Holy shit he’s massive. Now when we hang out all I can think of is his big dick
We are both straight but is there any way to get him to take it out with me? I want to see it cum

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Tricky

You're in so much denial about your sexuality.

Just get drunk and offer to suck it

ur straight but want to see ur friend cum?

Looks shopped

Certified fag here, I can confirm that's a big pp

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That's correct. He's 100% straight. He just wants to cum with another man is all

Dress up as a girl, pick him up in the club, make sure he doesn't know it's you, then give him a blow job.

Which is gay as you know.

No, in fact, it doesn't. You couldn't tell a fake anything from the genuine article if your pathetic life depended on it.

The dick is all blurry and out of focus id be surprised if thats real

How the fuck can he drive sitting that close to the steering wheel

what’s his snapchat?

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Find a bitch and run train my dood

its not gay if balls do not touch, this is known

10/10 i would suck your friend dry

based gay man

i star at his bulge in his jeans every time we meet. i just got to see it in action.
straight guys jerk off together all the time.

Uh, no. No they don't. Just come out of the closet already

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>we are both straight
lmao guess again OP

>We are both straight
>I want to see it cum
you cant have both user, you just can't

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His dick is big but can he produce this much cum? Probably not.

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