Waifu something breadamajig

Waifu something breadamajig

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing. Fuck you, merchant
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind.
>Seriously, you look like cringelords
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original and frequent
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Traps are gay.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, no

Rory-sama claimed

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haha surely this one will be a success

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claiming

this is what I tell myself at the start of every day

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youtube.com/watch?v=aTBlKRzNf74

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What's up bitch niggas?

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youtube.com/watch?v=XDtP3yFZQow

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I prefer the original, but that was good too.

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oui oui hon

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So what are you up to on this fine evening friendo?

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What the FUCK is poetry?

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I was dead once.

lyrics.com

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Words put together in a certain way.
HEY WATCH OUT GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Oh no I think they have airpods in..
Dead? Or just not alive?
Or did your heart stop or something and you were clinically dead?

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You... Have a point.
Ah yes. Human speech arranged in a vague manner.

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Worse. Was aliven't.

point.net

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Running as a scav.

Find a tetris. My first time.

Internal error.
Behold, a Tarkov haiku.
Mood bro
Yoyo

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Hi hi.

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What's up hombre?

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A dozen, a gross and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more

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moodn't

quick mafhts
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

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N-Nani-!?

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You have a point.net. It looks like a domain squatter.
Kalashnikov Spawn
Dead within the first minute
I was just a scav

This was my most recent run kek
Math is just applied language

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I probably would have commited suicide by now if it wasn't for her

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youtube.com/watch?v=1P5RhA5qLFs

squatter.ru

What is suicide?

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My kitted m4
She shoots bullets very fast
but hits only air
I'll get a hang of it eventually.
Eventually..
Mood
youtu.be/77A7Hi9pxWU
Hotline Cyberia

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Lain was boring and as deep as a cereal bowl.

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Not everyone can have good taste I suppose..

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Fixed it for you
youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw

kek

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Coming from an idolshitter? Hilarious.

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There's also the Cyberia mix:
youtu.be/o2dPCkh78qo

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Now dis is mood

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Maybe you wouldn't have such a stick up your ass if you could appreciate the purity of idols for yourself.

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I've watched Love Live and Key the Metal Idol, they're all shameless sluts.

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Duvet is one of the few opening songs i've found myself listening to after i've already finished the show.

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Well there's half your problem right there mate.
All the best idols come from Idolm@ster.

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Did you just call me a squatter?
Tacticool obrez
Sawn-Off, ACOG, Surpressor
What do you mean "Cursed"?
Present Day. Heh.

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>idolm@ster
I honestly thought this was a rhythm game.

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what do I do... I have this week off :(
no idea... just vr stuff so far

also, gud morning! and maybe evening! ^w^

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My mama says it's just a phase
When I fill my days with mayonez

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All dos dubs and not one get.

vr gud

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Muzzlebrake is on
I shoot a scav in the head
The walls scream in slav
They have one, iirc.
Starlight Stage.
She looks like Asian Ronald McDonald
youtu.be/oZazVpuooQ0

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that is ... something else.
and it appears now you're cursed again.

sup

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cat

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I'm gonna go sleep!
and I was doing so well, too.

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Slep tite nignog

ms. jill

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my fren, I need to do something else too... it gets a little bit out of hand, yesterday I uploaded like 11 new ones and like few days ago 13 I think I been playing too much of that...

Need something else that’s fun...

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Mayonez is lifestyle my friend
Night niggy
Sup

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this is fun
youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0

Slavic squats and cheeki breeki
Cold kompot with chebureki

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lol you have a weird understanding of fun...
anyways I found a gud mobile game I think I can so I my whole life I to :)

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cakes are fun. always.

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you’re definitely a weird one ^w^ you don’t normally play with cakes but you eat them lol

anyways I think I‘m addicted to this game now °-°

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just get sakura clicker
or crush crush
or that other candy crush clone i don't remember name

or sum comfy mmo.

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nah doesn't sound fun...
I'm satisfied whit what I got at the moment :)
but really tho it feels like I could play this for an entire day °-°
let's see how long that lasts until it gets boring...

I'm normally not one for mobile games but this one I kinda like.

also weird pic. cat looks kinda... idk weird in that one :

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youtu.be/OWl9p3oFKgg

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well hello there! fancy yourself an apple? I heard apples are pretty yum...

you still alive that's gud my fren ^w^
tho not sure wehter you the us fren or italy fren I forgot

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Why thank you I'll accept it, apples are delicious

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they certainly are!
...even if they might be poisons °~°

not the ones I hand out though!
for sure :)

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Oh of course.
Wouldn't be great to die of natural causes this early, also I'm the pasta you just have to remember the filenames.

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one apple a day, keeps the butts away.
or something.
it's not healthy

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Back so soon?

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time is relative

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Your little speech made it sound like you'll be gone for a while

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ah! oki oki! I'll try to remember! tho these days im more in vr than here and just post like a pic without text every now and then lol

anything planned for lunch later? I'm thinking of baking ((something)) not sure what tho but ya have the week off and not sure what to do :)
but it's also nice just to lie in bed and relax all day >w

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That was not me.
That was g-min.

cake

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G-min?

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Yes. G-min. That notorious bastard. I kinda' hate him.

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You're telling me I didn't add you in discord then

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I was thinking more like.. pretzels or buns

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Yes u did. But that was not me.

cake bread

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Are you saying you got some sort of split personality?

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Just what these threads need
MORE SCHIZOS!
MORE SCHIZOS!

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No. Sorry to disappoint.
Also not knowing G-min is disappointing.
But you just found your schizo ^

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Unless you're referring to a G minor, I have no idea what the hell you're on about

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ew.

my fren... :(

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>he is still butt blasted after getting btfo
Chill sperg.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pNWJ1h0398Y

never ew.

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Never played HF2

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it's a little embarrassing.. b-but oki!!!! >///

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understandable.

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Doesn't her spine hurt from those?

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titanium reinforced catian spine upgrade

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Very admirable

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But if we're on that level, isn't having a ticking eye s sort of chinese water torture?

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The eye represents the time she has left, a count down to her death

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Well that's how chinese water torture also works.

Also I don't remember the anime that mush. s3 bored me after 3 episodes and dropped.

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Without Kurumi,the show is trash

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You're good no worries about it.
For now no idea, I'm helping grandma moving some stuff around, I'll see what I have in the fridge when I get home and will make something in case there's no leftovers.

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But isn't kurumi in s3? I mean I saw her on the cover art. Well, to he honest I didn't even remember what what the whole dating for.

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The show is trash WITH Kurumi LOLOL

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Yo, he's right.

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She shows up way later, dating spirital beings to seal their powers cause them existing shits on the world

These MFs spittin

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Fuckin Ryder(s) man.

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Ehh. It happens. But twintails is still best tails.

Well, I don't have much of a choice. I guess I'll end this here since I got Tickers-san to pat my head today.----right, all of me?

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Spider Riders

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oki!
so nice of you! she must be happy gran ^w^
ya I think I'll also make something with fruits.. not sure what to but i discovered that I still have like about 3 bags of assorted fruits in my freezer I somehow forgot about lol

many would claim that it is all about the clockslut tho...
so I'm not sure about that

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Ehh sure, my little psycho~

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lewd
but understandable

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Very good kitty~
I must be going, this flu is kicking my ass

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Until we meet again, tickers.
time be in your favor.

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Hey RemRem, what's up?

Which fruits are we talking about?

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cute

Listening to S3&K bgm and envisioning how gameplay would be like it it were animated into a short movie because I'm weird.

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everything. basically have
155/5000
peach, pineapple, papaya, melon, honeydew melon, mango, grapes, currant, blackberry, strawberry, sour cherries, raspberries, cherries and blueberries

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>155/5000
that doesn't belong there lol

did you prefer the sonic routes or knuckles routes?
also thoughts on sandopolis 2

here

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Sonic routes since I never got used to Knuckles play style (and was occasionally having fun with debug anyway so it didn't matter)
I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
The boss was pretty sick though

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tomo
yeah sand is annoying but I like the beach (:
the boss was the mummy you trick into jumping into quicksand yes?

That was sandopolis 1, the second one was the pyramid thing where eggman was hiding inside

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hallo

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Never really played sonic games so no idea, but sounds fun though, imagination must be working hard.

I assume they're pretty old so probably the best thing to do with them is frappes or juices.

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oh yes that's right. i clearly need to go back and replay it
someone was looking for you yesterday

Str8 fire

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frozen is frozen so still gud :)
ya! was thinking the same, gonna mix with milk and some condensed milk make drinks and stuffs!
...as a way of getting rid of all these bags lol

damn I'm playing this one mobile game since this morning it's really fun °-°
never thought I'd get back into mobile gaming

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what did they want if you know

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A.I.

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depressobot sup.

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Same as it ever was.

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I was expecting something like.
>no more depresso
>only expresso
I want a coffee so bad.

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being reduced from an android to a coffee machine

Make some coffee then. you won't get anywhere telling me.

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Was hoping technology is going to make life better...
But instead I have to make my own coffee... with blackjack and hookers, just like a mongoloid.

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I don't even own a coffee maker.

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Me neither.

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Well, then go to a coffee shop.

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Going outside like an uneducated mongoloid... Is a no no.

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Then don't get coffee.
You don't go outside?

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>like an uneducated mongoloid
as you is

nah. not the case. just playin;.

11/10 would roast again

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Oh, cool.

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Roast like covfefe
Come to Australia and get an R31 engine for $850 AUD

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Why would I want a weed whacker instead of the ultimate driving experience?

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BMW is more of an ultimate money sink.
Though, you're probably European, so parts don't cost a fortune.

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Because theres an immaculate, show level 55 Nomad / Centurion tank over here too

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Well. Maybe that's the case. Parts are cheap, upgrades are pro-tier and also affordable. Was a JDM fan until the J made me poor.

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In America, it's mostly American and Japanese cars. European cars are mostly luxury here.

I've been meaning to get a new car, maybe a bike.

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Bike... I was thinking of getting a bmw there also... but it's not worth it... I still dream of getting a Y2K. That would literally be the last good decision I make with my life. Also a BMW S1000RR is a dream.

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I don't know all that much about bikes.
Hell, I barely know anything about planes.

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Y2K. Is when you get a bike. And put an helicopter turboshaft engine on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=vck_5ouRaPw

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Sakura claimed

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That's dumb because they burn fuel extremely fast and don't change RPM very quickly.
And there's part cost.

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You're right in a way, but wrong in another.
I've seen enough turbojet swapped cars to know you're right... but the guys at MTT did that bike right, and it actually runs as smooth at is should.

5mpg is not terrible for a 500hp thing that wants to be a bike.

The BMW S1000RR is a 13k rpm 195bhp bike and it has 44mpg.

The Y2K has an idle speed of 23k rpm and maxes out it power at 52k rpm. And it's rolls-royce. So basically still BMW. You don't need it to change RPM quicky... you just need a smart gearbox. The y2k has 0-60 in 2.5s

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Also when you spend 175k $ on a bike, are parts really a problem?

Hirasawa Yui

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Just make sure you FOD walk the dragstrip first.

5mpg is absolutely terrible with a ten gallon fuel tank.

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37gallon tank is on that bike.
also it's built just like a veyron. even a 80yo can drive it normally...

FOD?

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>151
What sorcery..

cat god needed to post another picture.

Bleh

...

don't diss the cat god

Bleh x2

Now you just sound like Count from sesame street.

Bleh x3
HA HA HA

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:)

fuck! img bump limit.