You laugh you loose
You laugh you loose
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>inb4 the true story guy
This seems unshipped and genuine.
Where's the lol?
lost
just buy a plane ticket next time lmao
lost hard
Lost
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Dammit, lost
bbc
Is this some sort of meme? I don't want to click on a naked kid
Proof that niggers will fuck anything...even coalburning land whales
he just burns his junk with hot food or whatever the fuck that is
you’re late. now go hang yourself.
Lost hard
checked also kek
I’m too high for this shit fucking cat I lost
You're on Cred Forums, it's kinda what we do.
Hate it when that happens.
lost
>2 metric tons of women
>only like 4 pussies
not even a 10 foot dick would be long enough to poke through all that lard and reach a womb
He has a bag of flour somewhere
Fucking kek, that jump.
what!? Not mad Mike!
the curvature of the glass panels on airplane windows alters your perception
I don't know whats going on in this meme but it made me laugh at the time
to this day I'm impressed by that shot
i wish that were me
>be german meself
>germans have no humor
>read nazi juden joke
>kek
am i a bad guy?
>fly up
>see round not flat earth
>decide to suicide
>don't press parachute button
>????
>profit
the bad guys won world war two, so probably not.
I lost so hard lmao
goddamnit I lose EVERY TIME
Checked and good.
Yugioh duel links
>i can name all of those because of ARK: Survival Evolved
Fug
I got none
Goddamn kek!
Cred Forumsrother thats fucking funny.
Oh fuck, my sides.
Lolololololololololololol I peed
Trips and a kek
your secret police would arrest you for posting something like this, so ask yourself, what do you think?
Fucking faghots go kill your Faggot guy loving self. That Faggots TV shows are not funny. Fuuuuuck that shit just triggered the fuck out of me by how fucking gay you are.
wow user you're going hard on that spectrum
WHAT A MUHFUGGIN
P-I-M-P
for fucks sake is this google from 1999
Tip...
If yer tryna paint yerself white, thats a bad place to start.
It'll help with the shrinkage tho
Kekd hard
someone actually thought this was funny enough to go to that trouble for
Wrong. She should said "i dunno. I never had one". You ruined a classic joke you fucking stupid basement dweller virgin disgraceful biggot racist Trump supporter and Hillary voter and bernie sanders bitch fur fag closet homosexual weirdo butt plug masturbator hentai addict idiot!
hi leddit
dude but also put that in the nostalgia thred
Thank you, I missed this kind of rage
Your joke is worse, sorry
this ruining classic jokes should be a bannable offense. especially if you tell your "favorite joke" and butcher it. some idiot ruined the what's the worst thing about being a black jew. had to go out for a smoke. how can you fucking ruin that joke, man. i don't even remember what he anwsered on the question
At least, i fixed the joke kid.
Less is more. It's funnier that way, retard.
For kids, sure.
Ok
That's fucking good.
dmx in he's younger years
Actually lost
Fucking kek,
>Just follow the train CJ.
Saved and lost
>alters your perception
Heres how I know you're wrong, I can look out my plane window before it takes off.
Oh look, nothing bending unusually on the ground, (things that would be verifiably straight like light posts would curve. )
Well, guess that settles that.
fucking lost
Yummy snap me daknes21 send ur dick and tit pics ;)
damn!!! I lost
pedo.
legit fucking pedo.
i see you. here online, right now. i see you're a pedo.
does this actually work?
You are clearly the pedo here.
suffer...suffer like i’ve had too!
I can hear this gif
how do I bost webm
suffering like... missing quads by one digit??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck, does anyone have the version of this with the nasheed added to the audio, and the dude screms allahu ackbar as the spikey thing is released from teh slingshot? havent seen it in years and its fucking lulzy
i like how nobody's yelling mods at this cause it's not white
WARNING YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING HERE TURN BACK NOW
it's partly white now, though
God damn it Carlos. You made me lose, again.
Nah you were too late
dude you wanna the fuck fuckin' die ?
Lost af!
no, my bedroom
Lost
Nice
Lost
Wtf?
superp mega comics
that's a classic, go check it out right now
Lost, thanks for that. Pic related not that good, sorry
numbah nine
fuck you /b
just fuck you
dammit idk why but that shit made me cry like wtf why did it just land like what it didn't even move
i know lol looks super unnatural like some1 flipped them by hand
no you’re just normal
Nice, too long though
cause its funny. fuck off
All you had to do was follow the god damn rules of communism C.J.
1057
>kayak across the pacific ocean
>12,724km
Cracked quite the smile I did
Is that an unix reference?
all WE had to do
you god damn fucking faggot
Well that was a waste of time, none of this shit is funny.
Acting!!!
Lost hard while shitting
That is a pretty good question. Should ask /lgbt/ bored about it.
This is a sad day. R.I.P in peace my favorite Tosh guest
Are you 12?
Found the lover of picard fag
He did prove what goes up must come down
Pls post more and also more insults
Do you have the sauce of what's happening in there? Forgot to save that one
This is what it's like to be a Trump voter
i hack the gam eto play as a white redgaurd which if you do the math and know your color scemes you'd find that he become a greengaurd, and he doesn't stop non stop stopping. word.
He was on tosh.o?
This is what it's like to be a Trump voter....
EPIC QUIRKY REDDITOR!!
What?
What a beautiful sandwich how is this possible?
He pisses in it you dumb unobservant cunt
Whatever that stuff is... it aint bread
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
51% alcohol, fuck me lol.
Unironically like the funniest episode
I want to believe
Hilarious
I am shook by this image, jesus.
God I hate cam whores.
Who is she?
does anyone remember ray pist poster, the other loser who replied everyone with an anime character asking to go back to red dit and 'whoo think that was elon musky' faggot spammer
No idea, sorry user.
fuck off back to r*ddit, you don't belong here
I'm not OP but F Guy is extremely based, especially the early seasons. Are you positive that you're not a gluttonous shemale raping kike?
Sadly me too
Except a man doesn't naturally evolve into a woman like a Caterpillar does into a butterfly. He literally has to chop off the penis that God gave him, and pretend.
All joking aside....if being trans or gay isn't some kind of mental illness, why is the suicide rate damn near 50%? Compared to the rest of the healthy population which is at like 1%?
Common sense tells you that there is something going on in these peoples heads that cause them to seek this kind of attention...and to be "different".
thats only 100 proof. its strong, but not as strong as it gets. come back when you've had some 180-200 proof alcohols like everclear and shine.
Is this some white kid reference I am to cultured to understand?
Perfect aim for that asshole
Relatable
This is what it's like to be a Trump voter....
funny in 2005
kys nigga
>200 proof or 100%
not possible u nigger
>Ethanol cannot be concentrated by ordinary distillation to greater than 97.2% by volume
Stupid nigger, die of aids monkey
I thought a car was gonna run her over
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