You Flat You Lose

You Flat You Lose

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did he get to see if it were flat or not?

Link to video?

They said I could be anything.
So I became flat.

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice"

Did he actually get in it. Saw some if his tasts before and they did not look great.

Fucking based. At least he died with a bang.

How many of you can say the same?

How much bang you reckoned he had then?

Well, at least in the end he’s as flat as Earth. Flat on the ground I mean

Kek

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“Oh Flattttt......” was Mad Mike’s last word as his flat world came crashing down on him, flattening him.

why didn't he just put a camera up on a balloon?

Wasn't mad mike the singer of Suicidal Tendencies?

Which fucking user suggested a balloon?

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the earth was extra flat that day

Why didn't he just kill himself?

Probably something about cameras being made by NASA to distort the geometry of the Earth.

From flat earth to flat line.
Rip

good night sweet dipshit

He technically did.

NASA killed him so he wouldn't tell us the truth. Just like JFK.