Welcome to the very fist ylyl thread on Cred Forums

welcome to the very fist ylyl thread on Cred Forums

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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TOP KEK LOST HARD

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OMG MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

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lol I love his shirt...lmao

I always kek

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didn't laugh. couldn't find that gay blowjob...

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Actual true story inbound

>be me
>17 at the time
>wanna tongue elle’s asshole
>she announces she wants bigger boobs
>few days later, she has bigger boobs
>don’t want to lick her asshole anymore
>decide to watch netflix the witcher
>ruined by liberals
>get visibly nervous
>go outside
>see three kids and a flute
>tell them it’s not going to last
>go back home
>get 1000000$ from a pepsi merchandiser who molested me when I was a kid
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>laughs uncontrollably
>doesn’t matter because I’m on probation for being black
>mfw white boys still can’t compete

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as a pro csgo player this is kek

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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are you faggots retarded? this shit makes zero sense.

summerfags

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>doesn’t matter because I’m on probation for being black
Lost at this. Top lel.

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nice bait nigger lying is a sin

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Hey kid FUCK you.

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this will never get old

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Just like Kobes daughter.

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heh

This thread is ass

>threw

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just a repost guys

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white bois nigger but still i chuckled

Can someone spell corona

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We're proud of you, son

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so this is what's so fucking interesting here? they told me i'd see cool shit and THIS is what all you retards are going ape shit about?

they were wrong.

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This always makes me laugh. What a stupid cunt aaaaaggagaga

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Snapback fedora

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Is this a cringe thread now?

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i really, very deeply hope you muricans just start your civil war, so the rest of the world does not have to deal with this degeneracy anymore.

fucking gif

implying an american civil war would remove all jews from the whole world is wishful thinking.

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nah kikes are anoying, but muricans are the real cancer. kill them all.

who do you think is the source of all that?

evangelists, puritans and other scum that were kicked out of europe. we have more kikes here and we are doing fine. i just dont want to read about your stupid fake politics anymore.

> we are doing fine

is that so? very interesting. i guess we will see who falls first, then. wont we?

Jesus fuck I lost hard at this.

how many mass-shootings do you have everyday again? and what is your countries favorite opiate? it changes so quick. stupid savage. i drink some tapwater that does not have to be cleaned first and think about it.

Was that a fucking suplex?

youtu.be/OvU2bL935G8

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> how many mass-shootings do you have everyday again?
you think they happen daily outside of all-black neighborhoods?
> and what is your countries favorite opiate?
way to point out jew business. you arent helping your case.
> stupid savage
europe is importing actual savages, to its own destruction. swing and an absolute miss. i would not draw attention to savagery if i were you.

umm wtf is in his ass never seen a toy like that

Wow, I actually lost for once.

1. last big one i heard of was some white incel
2. jew business? lol kikes do finance. meds are frome whites you stupid fuck
3. arabs at least have a decent culture, not like you degenerates

> 1. last big one i heard of was some white incel
the last one you kinda sorta remember from sometime. well played.
> 2. jew business? lol kikes do finance. meds are frome whites you stupid fuck
might wanna look into that a little more instead of just trusting your jew media on it.
> 3. arabs at least have a decent culture, not like you degenerates
i will literally (not even needing to use the word incorrectly, here) be watching your continent be torn down into another africa. long before mine need to make the choice to save its self. good luck with your daily acid attacks and bombings in the street.

>2020
>left still can't meme

I'm a muslim, I'm no fun

acid attacks? bombings? here in germany we have the most towelheads and most of them are better educated and have better manners than any murican i ever met. stupid nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=S5Y95rJp0K4
some freaks stuck in 2002 lmao

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i dont know who you think youre lying to. but thats fine. denial wont keep them from finding you.

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Two decades later, still absolutely SEETHING about 9/11.

So what, some dudes fell down. Europe is chill my man.

That's his colon m8

have you ever met a towelhead or are you just sucking up what your kike-phone tells you to read? oh i forgot, you are an incel that hasnt left mommies basement in 4 years.

Lost so hard. Jet propelled a turd outa me while poopin'

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who are you trying to convince, here?

The absolute state of these fear-gobbling muricans

swing and a miss. as usual. get your butterknives confiscated.

>Special Olympics

media brainwashed faggooooes, for starters.

The rest of the world is kinda chill these days, but for some reason americans go apeshit on twitter and are so fucking SCARED of everything. It's wild.

*Five years, then. Potato, potato.

time to go back

we will be seeing about that in the next few years, wont we?

lmaao

i like how you dont have an argument, just an ad hominem.

Are those MTG cards?

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the reason is degeneracy. they are meant to die out, but evolution doesnt work anymore. maybe corona will fix it(hopefully). i am really exited to see their "medical system" collaps because of a flu

My ad hominem was your logical strawman fallacy, in sheep's hominem of straw under your fallacic logic

Just shut the fuck up already

then tell me of your deep knowledge of the european downfall and the towelheads. you cherrypicker

so, nonsense. well done.

Kinda rich hearing a yank talking about medical systems

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Based American. God bless you yanks

dont ruin my conversation stupid libtard. i can deal with that murican incel on my own

deep knowledge is unnecessary. but noticing things is antisemitic. such a catch 22 it puts you in. you can either pay attention or you can get culturally enriched.

im not murican, dont mistake me with that subhumans

The recent trend of "Haha, strawman tho" and "omg, ad hominem" have fucking sacked good-faith debating. I have no patience for children like you.

Rebut an argument, or fuck off.

where do you think people go when they need serious treatment? they dont flock to socialized health care because they die while waiting.

>stupid libtard

I can assure you I fucking hate blacks and mexicans, cockhead. LGBTs are fucking nonsense.

what have you noticed? please tell me. and funny that someone who criticed a ad hominem argument doesnt care about knowledge and logic. pure murican degenaracy

you made no argument. theres nothing but actual retardation to rebut. do you know what good faith is, you actual chimp?
notice, your stupid statement was addressed.

>they die while waiting.
This is the dumbest thing that freedom-bois keep telling themselves.

It's called triage, dipshit. And it's free in all other civilised countries.

this is ad hominem

>trying to have a normal conversation with a burger
It's your own fault to begin with

europe is fallen.
> pure murican degenaracy
big words coming from the continent of police that will walk in gay pride parades but are entirely powerless in their own cities.

So something that exists needs something that already exists to create it? What was there before the creator? The creator can't create without existing after all.

b-but our m-military b-budget

i addressed the point. it is not ad hominem. the insult is just extra.

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>entirely powerless in their own cities.
They just need legit reasons to shoot people. Is that so bad?

strawman. Try harder.

absolutely false. are you actually retarded?

more myths in place of arguments. is it so hard?

logical fallacy. Attempt.

i can hear this image

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I feel like these same faggots who defend the police when questioning the country's "freedom" as a whole are the same chums who flock to Cops N Robbers threads and call people bootlickers for defending the badge.

wrong again.

>first ylyl on Cred Forums
>starts out surprisingly well considering how fucking cancerous this site is
>Cred Forums retards shit it up with their retarded reddot debate terms and an excess of estrogen
Fucking pollution. Don't post on Cred Forums ever again until you actually have something interesting to post that isn't just you projecting your own insecurities.
Fucking didn't laugh, still lost.

Now a fallacy fallacy with ad hominem tendencies.

I don't remember asking

I almost laughed

Is this guy a Cred Forums?

Oi mate, are those jews on the barbie, innit?

Remember me asking you to kill yourself and when you die regret you didn't do it sooner bitch

that is something i didn't need to see

is this what Cred Forums arguments have devolved into? well at least it's better than the old molyneux tactic

There you go again. We don't need your life story.

>better than the old molyneux tactic
Wow, so a strawman, again.

Uh yeah ya do, not gonna let you suck my dick if you can't listen

Mother fucker cums more than me and his nuts are barely existing. How?

not the same guy, just observing Cred Forumstards outside their natural habitat

I'm not from poland you phallic cunt

>not gonna let you suck my dick
Like you'd have a fucking choice in the matter if I decided to

just get a room you two

the humor is flawed because liberals are typically seen as the bleeding heart compared to the heartless conservative; i'm all for a good meme but this is just poorly done

it should be brainless liberal heartless conservative like duh

You don't think I'll knock you out and suck you off first? Mate I will beat your already soft head so bad and dry out your tiny ballsack in no seconds flat and then you'll understand why posting on Cred Forums turns people into trannies. I just hope your gender reassignment surgeon doesn't botch the job on purpose because you're a fugly cunt, because I'm gonna put my kids in you ya fucken goat

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Fuck this thread

and fuck you too asshole

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Haha, very le random! Have you tried reddit, yet? Seems it'd be right up your loose alley.

>you'll understand why posting on Cred Forums turns people into trannies
O-oh, junior. You didn't actually consume the shekels, did you?

worst YLYL thread ive ever seen.

sage

>(you)

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what is that, alinity?

for a board that is filled with porn, bbc and traps calling anyone else having an excess of estrogen is rich

Wasn't random cunt I've hit prettier women for less.

Fuck off kike I think I hear someone sacrificing your foreskin to their fake god

We get it, you're no Chad.

I don't get it.

I am actually having a hard time stopping laughing, it's a problem, I was too high for Ron Perlman Aragorn

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It depends on how long you beat your meat for, if u nut in 5 mins of course it won't be much

drink your soy and dilate that wound down there

My checked friend, you are the jew for buying into the BBC trap culture of this board.

I bet your foreksin was peeled all the way down to the shaft, rabbi.

One of my favourites is to talk to a girl at a bar briefly.
“I’m sorry I can’t hear you, I’ve got a massive cock.”
“You whaaat??”
Point at ear and shake head.
“I’m sorry, it’s just too big.” Shrug and walk away.
It’s pretty rare for them to not come start a conversation later.

But that shirt I do like.

C-a-r-o-u-n-a

Where's the one without the neck?

Feast your eyes faggot jew nigger

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Don't you people have a viral infection to deal with or prepare for?

You're a peculiar specimen!
>mentions that Cred Forums users get turned into trannies
>supports it
>gets flustered
>starts calling others kikes
>hurrr ur foreskin

...Which side are you on? You understand the BBC trannies front on Cred Forums, but you call OTHER users jews when they attack it? All of my fucking what?

You might just be the most confused person I've ever met on here.

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Why the fuck are you supporting the jew tirades then?

>go on Cred Forums
>ylyl in seach bar
>find thread
>theyneedtoknowmystory.jpeg
>tell them how I wipe smegma in my ears
>harass women at the library
>rub penis smell all over my head
>"sry ladies, line up, I cannot talk because i have penor"
>guaranteed faggotry

You're welcome, betas. Chad tactics here.

can i have a (you) so i feel importaint

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sure

I don't get it.

no

You two are actual fucking retards. Standard retarded religious way of typing.
>"Why are you supporting the Jews?"
>*Goys behind her computer screen*
Fuck off betas go kiss your mum on the mouth

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Get raped by niggers Chad

>using american tech to post this
Yea, you're not a hypocritical piece of shit at all. Oh well, thanks for your money bitch.

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Direct from the mouth of the faggot who condones people fucking traps after browsing Cred Forums.

Tell your wife's bull he's not black enough. You can go niggerer. Yet, we are the "betas" for not liking the black cock threads.

>Oi vey, muh shekels!
>Come prance around on the BBC thread!
>Convince goys to suck some penor!
>All we do is talk about penor ;)
>Fat, black, trans, all penor
>Goy whitey soon bred out ;)
>Nogs the perfect pawns

"Hey fuck you Jew."

>WTF?!?
>Fuck thESE gUYS
>go kiss mom LOL
>fuckiGN religiou GOYS!

Der Wichser! Zeit das er verreckt.

I love these lol
When the vox populi is to ignore a certain reality, my favorite thing becomes memes about that reality

Pit bulls, niggers, trannies, etc

Checked.

TC for this gent of high class.

Both of you post your foreskins right now

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Why, so you can print out the pics, cut out foreskins off, and burn them in ceremony? Fuck off with your shekelcraft

Oi vey these doctors will stop at nothing to sell our foreskins

No it's so I can jerk off to it because I'm a homosexual. Also because I doubt you even have a dick. But mostly because it might be the first time someone cares about something you've posted on here.

Nice try, Goldstein. 3D printers aren't that advanced yet.

Thanks for pointing that out. I would have believed the stories otherwise. This is my first time here, iTunes sent me here, would you be able to show me around? I was looking for the gaiaonline forums, alas I am unable to find it.

Animatrix?

>asks for my foreskin because he doesn't think I have a penis because he's homosexual and wants to masturbate because someone might care about a post for the first time

At this point it's easier to admit to be Jewish, my mans.

no fucking way im watching that right now

Enjoy the oven, kike.

That must hurt like shit

I have the weirdest boner right now

Never met a self-loathing Jew before. You little flat-capped stringy-sideburned faggots are normally so proud.

6 million was nowhere near enough. If I had to pretend to be Jewish just to make sure I could push you into the gas chamber, I'd fucking do it.

What did I just witness?

Infinite chain of reactions is impossible. The creator is the action that started it all

Imagine being this mentally ill.

bleeding heart my ass, they're seen as virtue signalers who care about helping there here&now problems in often Dem-ran cities without thinking of what the long term consequences are for the people they try to "help" when they push out half-polished policies.

Bitch please, we all know you can’t actually read.

Looks like poo landed in his face.

Dude you can't even anonymously post a picture of your dick without getting scared, the only thing you'll be pushing is a shitbaby out of your arse after I dick your pathetic dot.
I reckon I wouldn't even get a chub seeing your prick, and with one look at it could probably guess exactly how many women have laughed at your hopes of procreating with them

Lost

European teeth. That is all.

Too bad these trips were wasted on this retard

>gets called out on pushing the retard "Cred Forums is full of traps" narrative
>definitely not the same couple losers with a discord server and posting script
>uhhh, NUH UH UR THE JEW!
Maybe just fuck off?

then you are either 11 or 55.

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You're talking to my man all wrong. True story incoming.

>iwas in army
>did war stuff
>was number 1 sniper in world rank
>shoot at multiple people sometimes resulted in deaths
>have sex with models
>steal underpants
>???
>profit


Next time it will be on you

>be me
>cum into tissues
>dog chews tissues
>dog is female
>female ate my cum
>later virgins

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the cringe lvl here is def. over 9000

and. if a real loli did that to a male mannequin???

Imagine the smell

What was that though ?

>Next time it will be on you

Yeah the whole point was I was gonna go to his house and bash him into being a female. I don't use discord and I don't watch the BBC because I not one of you basement dwellers. I don't give a fuck about traps and I don't give a fuck about Jews because I've only ever seen them in a museum. What Im giving my fuck about is little pansies posting Cred Forums shit on Cred Forums and continuing being pansies instead of whipping their manhood out to settle this retardation with some dignity
I'm doing this for (You)
>dickless

A man had his dick cut off and turned into a fake vagina

A crime against nature

That has to hurt. I'd rather try to stick my own cock in my ass. Not the balls.

I couldnt tell. It looked like some ugly russian bitch had a dead opossum stuffed in her cunt

Did you read this bs in a manga or sth?

yes fuck that's the first thing that came to mind

here you go
gaiaonline.com

welcome to Cred Forums
you may not belong here though

vid got posted in another thread. faggot barely broke 400 feet.

Stands for Penis, goat penis.

Guess what, they’re not part of Europe anymore. Still have more sandniggers than ROW. Lmao

Richard Simmons?

100% Truth.

Trumpanzees are subhuman retards.

The right can't meme. And when they try, they just take Left's memes and tardify them like this pisspoor excuse of a post.

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Not gonna lie, at first glance it looks like the cat's left paw is on the Azn's head, as if to push them underwater

'Murican here.

This post is the first time since I've been on Cred Forums that someone has used the word "degenerate" (or, in this case, a derivative) that has not compelled me stab myself in the eye with a light socket.

Congratulations user, I award you five internets.

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Found the fascist scumfuck who thinks Hitler did nothing wrong

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Think it's bad being over there & reading about it? Try LIVING here & dealing with it.

Fucking no comparison.

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>this kills the self promoting female

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Antifa retard detected

Jesus that looks like John Clayton from ESPN

Damn. Now there's a guy who literally couldn't achieve penetration under any cirCUMstances, yet ironically doesn't NEED vagina because due to his micropenis condition, his foreskin functions perfectly as one.

Chef here.

How the fuck do you burn spaghetti? The sauce maybe, I can understand that, but still.

Also, didn't lol but rightclick/saved image because reasons.

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How did the big steamin' turd manage to coalesce together like that, and THEN magically know exactly where to go with pinfuckpoint accuracy?

Also, backflipped OUT of water onto boat?

Edgy...

I lost hard

fucking kek

TrumpTurd logic.

Of course a few million armed muricans can fight the governement. Anyway that's not gonna happen. The much more likely conflict on literally any topic is a civil war with gun holders shooting each other. Do you really thing the liberal gun holders will watch the right wing turds take over?

you fucking idiots are so NRA brainwashed

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Two words

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"The holy book of Islam, the Qur'ān, does not specifically prohibit or denounce smoking"
From Wikipedia

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omg he must be psychic
hope you have some tales of mystic dad

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Yes actually
If I remember correctly it was a drawing of special Olympics drawn by special needs artists

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enjoy your (you)

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based

best part of this is even if she'd written 'incense' she'd still be a retard, that's like saying 'i love the taste of vegetables' as if there's only one type

and will never be funny

>has sucked more tits than the average Cred Forums user

Left cant meme

There is no verse in the Quran that forbids drinking alcohol. Certainly intoxicants are discouraged in the Quran. It is a great thing to say God has forbidden a thing when it is not in the Quran.

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Jokes on you
I was breast fed

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sperm isn't stored in testicles

>imagine thinking an AR is gonna stop some fucking tanks joining the battle

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>we have more kikes here and we are doing fine
Based

You arent invited to the big igloo

>see you later virgins

B-b-but im a Bad Motherfucker...

ahahahaha only real 4channers ylyl to this!!! XD

Can somebody tell me what's going on here?
Is he shitting in his ball sack or something. I'm so confused.

That was an Obama meme. Get your own.

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Tanks are gonna stand on street corners making sure people arent drilling out their a receiver right? Gonna make sure people are following the law, right? Shut up nigger.

Black guy pranks his dad

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