Age, cunts fucked, analled

Age, cunts fucked, analled
>29, 5, 1

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>20, 4, I'm bi so 10

>24, 38, 9

Ever think about Smurfette? She's the only female, so she must get non-stop Smurf dick. No wonder she's smiling!

I didn't until now

19, 2, 2

Blackpills all smurfs are one guy and the universe is just Smurfette on a gallon of acid

>25
>8
>0

34, somewhere around 50, 4

42, 16, 4

21, 14, 1

35 6 2

23, 4, 2

>29, 25, 3

42 3 0

25, 16, 0

40
35
1

>> 821380303

it depends on what you mean by "cunts"

27, 4, 1

Age
>36
(Lost v-card at 27)

Cunts fucked
>100 as of 3 days ago

Analled
>7 women anally fucked
because anal got pretty annoying when you constantly get chlamydia and infect other girls, and you now have to tell them you have chlamydia... they usually stop talking to me and i have to find all new fuck-buddies. so anal is not worth it, imo.

Vagina faggot

Stop fucking homeless tramps lmao

...

34, 0, 0

26, 31, 4

same stats, except 1 year younger

feels good knowing im not the only fucken loser out there

26, 45, 3

44, honestly no idea maybe 120?..80 chicks 40 hookers?..maybe fucked 10-20 in the arse

>26,11,3

fuck your dogs anons
whatever it takes

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23 2 1

Dirty cunt

32,29,3
Anal is overrated. Nothing beats a good 'cum in me daddy' creampie loving girl.

This anime is fifteen years old don't report me or I'll X

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God bless contraception and the shame free of guilt of dead ancestors.

> 28, 19, 6

>/thread

41, 8, 1

>51
>76 (I think, had a drinking problem for like 10 years)
>4 or 5, but that was only by request
don't have a problem licking her asshole in the bathtub/shower/Jacuzzi/pool, just don't like sticking my dick in there

21, 0, 0

smurfs don't have dicks

MODS

35, 10, 2
Stats have been the same since I was 20 though because of a stable relationship.

hope the relationship holds together. breaking up is rough, divorce is worse AND expensive

oh come on, seriously?

30, 14, 1
Tried anal once because she wanted it, I didn't get what the hype is about, never attempted again. I'm also a germaphobe so I was never interested in anal in the first place.

Age
>45
cunts fucked
>About 150 give or take
analled
>About 10

Which means approximately 1 in 15 of the bitches I've banged was willing to let me cram it in her pooper.

>28
>At least 40
>only once and it was nasty.

Me again Just wanted to say to
Jesus. You guys truly have my condolences. Get some game, man. I'd say "pussy ain't gonna fuck itself," but that would be a lie: it will. And just think, you're gonna miss out on it.

Holy shit dude, you're 23 & you've only banged 2 chicks? I'd already banged 3 by the time I turned 15.

That said, you DO have a 50% success rate for anal, so I guess I should give you some credit for that...

my dog died like 7 years ago, cat 4, ran out of tape so hamster is a no-go.

>And just think, you're gonna miss out on it.

I'd rather not think.

Well then! If you're ever wondering later in life why it is that you can't get laid, I want you to remember back to that post, recall what you said, and realize that you had the answer the entire time but were too apathetic to do anything about it.

23, 30+, 7

I don't have the answer.

Oh, but you do. If the question is
>why am I 52 & I still can't get laid?
The answer is that you need to put in the effort, think of ways to make yourself appealing, and you clearly haven't (and likely won't) do that, so what you wrote above
>I'd rather not think
Is why you can't get pussy.

If you can't or won't make the effort, you shouldn't be surprised or disappointed in your lack o' poon.
>

yikes. my buddy's kid lost his vcard at 13. he was too shy to talk to her, so he memorized like 200 bad jokes he found on the internet to get her laughing. took a couple of months, but he pounded it.

all yall are pathetic. you wanna get some pussy? first, respect and appreciate women, then GO OUT AND WORK FOR THE PUSSY

Anyone who has ever answered 0 in these posts should be banned from the internet until they get at least 1.

Find physical activity that you can like for a couple hours each day for 36 concerted months of effort straight NO man should still be virgin after that

>29, 0, 0

>here we see the wild lvl 15 loli in her natural habitat, fit and thin, listening to the natural music of her people, as she goes about being a hot tight saucy cunt XXX

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but why?

why, why, why? deformed burn victims with no legs have sex

Age: 19
Times had Sex: 0

22, 5, 1

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>27
>7 cunts
>4 (2 traps, 1 girl, 1 guy)

Feelsgoodman.

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>22
>5
>3

you are young, don't give a shit dude

22/1/0

2 weeks ago AMA

You are not a loser, you just didn't tried enough Go to a fucking therapist, get your shit together, hit the gym and you'll get laid
I used to be a /r9k/tard and guess what, leaving a shithole and improving your background helps you a lot

"autism is my superpower" has quite literal meaning in my case. hell, i only realized how messed up i am maybe 2 years ago (am 34 now). started therapy recently but from what i understand its like 3 years minimum to sort out some of my major issues, then there is a matter of having zero confidence which also helps big time. gona die a virgin, not bitching - its simple facts.

21 0 0
Am I retarded?

Thanks dude. I'm actually talking to somebody quite seriously at the moment so hopefully that becomes something.

Almost quads, man...

TBH, if I had known then what I know now, I would have lost it at 6 (as it is, lost it at 14). Not due to molestation, due to experimenting w/ my classmates/peers (don't have a sister).

I was 6 in 1980. Being the horndog that I have always been, I found and then raided my dad's nudie mag stash (he was in the Navy so time @ sea = mags hidden in MY room). Back then, 70's bush was still prevalent, so there really wasn't a whole lot of detail to the female genitalia. To top it all off, the mainstream magazines didn't show penetration.

So what you got was a lot of sucking & licking, but no fucking, and what licking you could see was obscured by the fucking Amazon rainforest. As a result, 6yo me had no idea there was a goddamn HOLE down there! Needless to say, there was no impetus in my mind for the rubbing of genitals either. Never crossed my mind because wtf why?

But oral & 69? Had already tried that before I got to 2nd grade. And I guarantee, if I'd known about that hole & that the rule of the game was "insert 'tab a' into 'slot b"", I would have lost my virginity about 2yrs after not wetting the bed was considered an achievement.

Keep in mind:
Age
>45
cunts fucked
>About 150 give or take
analled
>About 10

Been at this a long time.

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38/1/1

19, 0, 0

19, 1, 1

I'm loyal to my hoe, faggot

>200, 0, infinite, anal-prober from neptun

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Don't probe me, please.

40, 50-60, 2

12 50000 60000000000

, 16, 4

>43
>more than 50
>around half

26, 17, 4

31, 5, 1.

that's the mentality, I'm 23 but I remember that when I was 17 turning 18 I was here complaining on Cred Forums about my virginity, after a week of being 18 I lost my virginity and entered in a relationship that lasted 3 years with a 9/10 qt, so don't give a shit it may be tomorrow and your life may change

>anally
only gay niggers would fuck girls in their asses like anal sex is for faggots

Based support bro.

29, 0, 0
Never tried, no interest in sex or relationships.

20, 3, 1

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This one's for you then, Cred Forumsrochacho.

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Out of curiosity, how would you rate you appearance /10?

10/10. I'm beautiful.

I,m fat and have small pee pee.
23, 14, 2
Being a nice guy really worked out once i found my typo of girs.

24, 5, 7

Grew up in a catholic background. You cannot imagine what some of those girls are ready to do to keep their hymen (and conscience) intact. Hence more ass fucked than pussies

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29, 1, 3 (bi)

Y all gay for fucking assholes

Nigga, at this rate you re gay

>age 81
>women fucked 1
>women i had anal sex with 1

you boys think you have it good having sex with all kinds of women but nothing is better than a life spent with one woman with whom you are perfectly suited

>50
>0
>0

Heh everyone will think Im kidding

28, 76, idk on the last, at least 20 but probs closer to 30.

how would you know? you wouldn't know if shoes are comfortable or the most comfortable if they're the only pair you've ever tried on.

>
KKK Member tho

21 0 2

I'm muslim

No, actually not. The 1 cunt is my wife. And she's going into labor with our second child right now. No joke.

Shitdick.

31, 9, 2

27,36,1

You guys should work out and grow a beard. Everyone asks me if I get more chicks with a beard or without and the answer is neither, I get different girls. Girls I get when I have a beard are 90% of the time down for anal.

Do you live alone on a island or some shit?

31, 21, 5

>29, 1, 1

34, 4, 2

19, 4, 1

40, 4, 1 but got lots of bjs and hjs, and that makes me feel better.

18, 5, 1
Bonus: I fingered one girl in the ass while fucking her doggy style, recieved several hand/blowjobs from other girls.

>18, 4, 2

31, 12, 6

22, 13, 14

gotta try man-ass, just to check if you like it

1, 9000, 0

>33, 5, 0

53, 400+, around 20