Every morning I wake up and my cock is like this, morning wood rate thread

Every morning I wake up and my cock is like this, morning wood rate thread

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Kill yourself, honestly, for a fucking few years now you have been posting that same dick pic on pretty much every other thread here, you are obviously not getting laid at all since you spend all your time seeking validation from /b tards, so just go ahead and kill yourself you faggot, maybe you will redeem yourself that way, do a fucing flip you fat fuck.

how many times do i have to look at this pic before you could manage to take a new one? seen this like so many times i could probably draw it from memory. plus, i can't draw worth a sh!t.

Mad, so mad, like wow dude. Items madness, and it’s like you aren’t even able to just ignore it and move on and be an adult. It’s pathetic really

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I don't know what sad reality you live in where you think you are anything but pathetic you faggot, suck on this

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suck my juicy cock you homo

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here, i turned it into a pencil sketch just for something different to look at. and yes, my dick is hard in the morning, but so is everyone elses. its a function of biology, your body does that automagically as a maintenance function.

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plus i think you need to buy more clothes

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That’s actually weirdly hot lol

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I weirdly like these, moar pls

try again

but damn, you rock photoshop or gimp

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There's no fucking way this is always the same dude. It's gotta be a meme at this point and just a bunch of people posting the same guy's pics, right? Literally every single time I come to Cred Forums I see this guy's dick.

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Honestly this, it’s posted so much. People larp with it all the time

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Moar pls, I like my huge cock in these. It’s weirdly hot. Would love one with a hot woman who has an omg type face, if that makes sense

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Fuck that’s hot, pls moar

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One he submitted for photoshopping... Fucking faggot.

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I fuckin love this, pls moar. One with a woman who has a shocked kinda scared face reaction looking at my cock pls

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yeah, no timestamp or phrase means its bullshit. i posted some dick pics of me in some roll threads a few years ago without timestamps or thread numbers, but I'm lucky that no one wants to repost me. which makes me laugh.

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MOAR

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Fuck yes, MOAR NOW

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Why do you have pictures of another man's penis? Are you gay?

youtu.be/SdJVI5zpra8

Ya whatever

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user you’re a god, moar

Your head looks amazing

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Same. Kinda awkward when you have kids though

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I always asked myself what happens when you have kids and morning wood. Can you elaborate? What do you do?

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Don’t stop user

Tell them to go get ready and try to cover my wood. Then go fap. They both sleep naked too so I have some experience on the other side

thanks

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Thick daddy dick. Love some traps, girls and sissies.

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Faggot

Moar now

yeah i want one

Why the fuck is your scrotum so tight on your balls? That's not normal, right?

Cum for us please your cock looks amazing

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Every morning I wake up to you reposting the same fucking pics

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MOAR

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Cum pls

Jesus, all the photo shopping. Mental illness confirmed.

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That cock is so hot i could only imagine the huge ropes of cum that cock lets out

I could suck on that for days

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Oh I could use a good cock sucking

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MOAR

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Michael?!?!?

Nope

SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTA?

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that one's good

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Imagine being so obsessed with your boner you post it online in the same place every day for years. You need mental help, man. At least you'd make an interesting case study for someone

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That is veeery nice
Asl?

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MOAR, with a shocked scared female reaction to it

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Would fucken choke on your cock if i could

Would slurp that bannana cock right up

Moar, one with Scarlett Johansson

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Oh fuck my ass with that cock baby

Like this one

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8 /10

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Bump

Fuuuuck thats a big yummy cock