Marinefag here - 0111 hooah!

Marinefag here - 0111 hooah!

I have a question for all of you pussies. How come you don't enlist and serve your country?

Having a career and a cause sure beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement. Some of you manlets might even PT hard enough to gain some fucking muscle mass and lose your V cards.

Something to think about you fucking faggots.

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Go back to saluting your DI's flag, boot.

Marines don't fucking say hooah.

>be me
>marine
>actual retard

Fuck this country. I would never protect a society that hates White people.

>Dur why don’t you die for Israel

I don't do well with other people telling me what to do and why would I risk my life for anyone else? lol

Show your cock faggot

>gain muscle mass
Actual conscriptfagg here, 14 months in the air force and still going, i am actually 7 kilos fatter since i joined

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Isn't that orange clown still in the White House? Why would a country that hates white people elect him?

Smart enough not to fall for the "fight for your freedom" crap. When was the last time USA was invaded?

I genuinely would join but I know myself and I would honestly lose my shit if the DI was a nigga and got in my face or started yelling at me. It wouldn't end well for either of us.

I have no intention of serving the interests of elitists and corporations

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>amerifat
>can't even see you're being invaded by beaners right now

After him we will never have another White Republican male president. Once old White boomers are gone, their children will be fighting for their right to exist.

>0111
>pog bitch status confirmed
>accusing anyone else of being a pussy

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Because I already did 10 years as an 04 until I got discharged last year. Also its Oorah you fucking squeeb.

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because i don't want to die for Israel, John Bolton and the rest of the lizard people

You wouldn't do shit, and if you did that DI would bury his foot so far up your faggot ass it would rupture your prostate.

Join Up

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Agreed. Pussyanon wouldn’t do shit

>because I didn't fail to get an education so I had options, unlike you
>because I already serve my country by working in a good job and paying taxes so I you faggots can play bulletsponge over in some godforsaken shithole in the middle east
>because I wasn't bullied in school
>because only retards, rednecks and niggas join the muhreens and I don't want to associate with people like that
>because someone needs to stay back to keep your wife satisfied while you're deployed

Is that enough reasons yet, faggot?

>I have a question for all of you pussies. How come you don't enlist and serve your country?
Because I'm not a braindead idiot, thats executes orders without thinking. My conscience is to developed to kill people over some asshat wanting to secure ressources.
And yes I know they are telling you other reasons for your deployments, but having a fuctioning brain hepls with discovering the truth.
Imagine there's war and nobody takes part, the battlefield empty, everyone wins.
>Having a career and a cause sure beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement.
Yeah because everyone who's not a marine is a jobless basement dweller.
Idiot, maybe YOU should get a REAL JOB and start contributing at lease something to society besides your blown up ego.
>Some of you manlets might even PT hard enough to gain some fucking muscle mass and lose your V cards.
Yeah while you were on base getting your ass fucked by big black sergent with the hairy back, some "menlet" probably has fun with your wife, because you are not there for her.
I lost my V-Card with 17 wich is not only legal here, but also a year before I could even enlist. Because civilized countries don't let minors enlist for military service.
>Something to think about you fucking faggot
Yeah likewise, but I guess that won't work for you anyway.

So many people say this. You are a faggot and would do nothing

/thread

>having a career and a cause sure beats masturbating yourself blind in your moms basement

As opposed to masturbating myself blind at the base with you and the other retards too stupid to do a real job?

Well you don't even have to be racist.
If a DI of whatever ethnecy would start yelling at me for no reason, I'd probably just say, "well fuck it, then do it yourself" and leave. But tbh where I live there are neither DI's nor do you face any jailtime for being disobedient, the worst thing that could happen would be a dishonorable discharge, so I'd get what I would want at this point (getting out of the military)

>chair force
the fuck did you expect?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I honestly thought about, but I wanted to struggle in life to build my character and gain real life experiences. I considered joining because life would get easier when you remove all choice and personal responsibility and just follow orders and then take credit from any perceived accomplishment that only happened because you're good at following orders. While killing your free spirit and being a drone is tempting it just wasn't for me. But I thank those make such commitment. Thanks to all those who have served.

And this would just result in me suing the military and probably even win. I love it to live in a country where human rights are still more than just two words, like in america.

>0111
>Adninistrative Specialist

That is the poggiest shit I have ever heard of. You're probably the type of pussy who would look for a fucking purple heart after getting a papercut from all that dangerous filing you have to do.

A clerk doesn't get to call other people pussies

>When was the last time USA was invaded?
Every damn day. Borders are not secure.

>all you can eat crayons really sound a lot better than masturbating tbh

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i wanna be a doctor and have a shitton of children. i ll enlist them. a part

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>mos 0111
So, basically youre a secretary?

>it takes the bait

Sorry OP, I prefer not to leech off of American tax payers. There's plenty of other places in the country where you can go to fuck other men. Go get an actual job.

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dog tags dangle when you do it doggy style
marines know

If I ever join the military I would be a Navy Seal. Lol at being a Marine pussy. By being a Navy Seal, you write a book, star in a movie, and create a podcast. Nobody gives a shit about Marines.

>marine
>hooah

It might well be bait, but every fucking marine I have ever met in life feels the need to rub his nuts in the face of every non marine, no matter what job they do there. They think and talk exactly like the fucking faggot pussy OP

Can't wait to watch the footage from that GoPro in a rekt thread.

Ever suck a dick in the desert?

Enjoy being a goyim while I bang your cute wife.

You know words have meanings.
And invasion dosn't mean what you think it does.
invasion
/JnˈveJʒ(ə)n/
noun
an instance of invading a country or region with an armed force.

Refugees (no matter if they have a right to stay or not, thats irrelevant) are not armed forces...

Of course the faggot would join the Navy.

This is literally you.

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I was a muhreen (just did it for free collage) - it was the shittiest job I ever did and I couldn't wait to get out but most of us didn't shoot our mouths off a civvies like the OP did - and the blowhards who did (especially if they weren't 04s) were hated and generally didn't have a good time.

Most of us just wanted to do our time and get the fuck out of the military as soon as possible. Gotta love those VA benefits tho

l will become an insatiable killing machine

It doesn't understand. That's why it's just a bullet sponge.

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Imagine being an 04 lmao. At least 01’s accept they they’re super POGs. 04’s are the niggers of MOS’s.

Yeah, you can throw ad hominems as you like, dosn't change the fact that you're just a scared racist, whos using big words without even knowing what they mean.
Fuck of back to Cred Forums

NAVY SEAL smartfuck. The fuck would I join the Navy for faggot.

Oh I'm not saying it was warrented - they were still faggots but for some reason it was more accepted

>muh Cred Forums!
Notice how you didn’t actually change the meaning of the other user’s point at all, yet acknowledged that you understood what he meant. Double-nigger.

Because I would much prefer to beat off in the comfort of my mom's basement AND have the option to pork my sorority class mates and thikk coworkers. My veteran friends tell about how in the military your only available options to get your fuck on are either to fap in your shitty bunk or have sex with your sergent.

The miltary serves the purpose of occupation, not defense and if more prospectives and active duty troops knew this, they would not sign up. C'mon dude, come home, get your education and get your fuck on! These wars are pointless!

>hoooah

So special operations faggot lmao.

Go back to your desk Admin

I really hope the admin mos is bait

Gotta be
>hooah
>0111
>marine.png
Either a poolee or bait

Imagine making up your a marine and then picking the administration mos......even in your lies your a pussy

>because someone needs to stay back to keep your wife satisfied while you're deployed
Ladies and gentlemen, Jody has left the building.

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What sense does it make potentially getting shot and dying in some shithole while my other compatriots can live out life just fine back home?