>>be me
>>believe earth is flat and modern science is a fraud
>>builds a rocket that goes 10 times lower than a commercial plane
>>impulse it with steam
>>puts a low quality packed parachute with no reserve
>>slams the ground like will e. coyote because of GRAVITY, the same that makes the planets be spherical.
MFW.
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Planes aren’t real.
he was shot down to hide the truth
RIP in pieces rocket man
Well, he is flat.
>>"will" e
Faggot
He looked mad
At least he didn't double-down on the meme arrows, fukken wew lad cant even into sagetext
he could have just put a camera on a weather balloon
He should have launched himself at Iran.
That’s what a patriot would do.
Let natural selection take place
Cameras are government eyes. They will distort the footage
poorfag spotted
he could have launched himself with some weather balloons and taken a parachute.
He could have put weather balloons on a lawn-chair like that other guy
safer than launching yourself with explosive chemicals
No corpse pics yet?
Kek. What a dumbass.
What I don't understand is the science channel were involved with this. Why was a channel about science interviewing and filming a fucking retard that believed the earth was flat?
>No corpse pics yet?
so a greasy spot in the sand maybe?
I don't think he actual believed in FE. Pretty sure he just hopped aboard that whole Flerfer thing to get money off of them. He was doing the rocket shit long before the flat errf shit. Look into it. He's still a fucking retard tho.
Maybe not, Seems a bit odd to make it such a focal point if he didn't though.
Wooooosh....stall and turn back to earth.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa....inhale....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......
Do the patches on his jumpsuit indicate company sponsors? Who would sponsor a crazy flight like this
>Who would sponsor a crazy flight like this
sponsor was ACME Rockets Inc.
Not when you start up a gofundme and have those retards give you money which is exactly what he did.
Ratings and MONEY. do you realize the number of people versed in and interested enough in science shows to watch it are very limited. The numbers of deniers and conspiracy minded people is vast ....and gullible. Science channel wanted in on that loot.
Kek. That fucking Coyote always got bad parts from those guys though
True, i have actually considered doing that myself. I have no moral objection towards taking disposable income away from retards. I'd probably think of a less risky venture than firing myself into the sky in a metal tube though.
Kek. Yeah. He was doing that shit before the Flerfer movement tho. I'm pretty sure the guy that does the Flat Earth songs is just trolling those plebs for money too.
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Looks like his parachute fell off at Launch. I was expecting him to get more launches in before he willie coyoted himself.
he took the test, and missed a door.
The way real science looked at this idiot who didn't "believe" in gravity and a spherical earth despite the evidence, is the SAME way scientists look at the climate change deniers who despite evidence, spout off on their shit.
save a few bucks and buy an army surplus parachute they said.....
mount the parachute next to the rocket exhaust so it opens faster they said.....
save some weight by using only one parachute they said......
whether he was or wasn't an idiot at least he had the balls to test his faith
This wasn't a case of having balls.
It was a case of planned suicide by plummeting.
yeah, that guy owns
welcome to Trump's America
This dude was liberal AF actually. Not sure what Trump has to do with any of this shit. Go shill at Cred Forums you dumb nigger.
>knowing you are going to die as you plumit.
whether they were or weren't idiots at least they had the balls to test their faith
brilliant
Was thinking this, trying to imagine. Bet it was tense af.
Ayy!
The reason he was killed was the live video feed actually proved the earth was flat. The government had secretly installed an ejection app on the rocket and damaged his parachute so he would fall to earth and die and keep the game going.
uh, based?
troll harder
shitty bait mate
Their bags were packed. Really, for all we know they might actually be on the comet right now.
Need I say more?
Do we know how high he actualy went?
PS: I've put a camera in a weather ballon once as a school project, it took some really nice pics. Nowadays kids would just say "google earth is better"
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Leave rocket building to the pros
Now I want to play Kerbal again
