New YLYL thread faggots

New YLYL thread faggots

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NYPA newfag, sage!

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I didn't ask you to do anything for me, dipshit

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I lost

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That is actually impressive.

Triple checkkcd

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Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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high level trolling

NIGGER dicks

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A few years ago banana fags wouldnpopulate. I havent seen a banana faggot in two years... but i see this gay ass story every day. It's not even salty.

That’s epic wholesome family fun and all, but you missed the part where her father fucks her

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You want Banana?

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Is thag the flat earth guy?

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Access History:

>Betar can't fix lost lives
>Pathological anxiety of girls after elementary school.
>At this time I have a sister who is 16 years old
>My sisters are crazy about her guys and she really wants to meet someone
>"I see someone"
>Dad and I started discussing our plans on how to pull bastard.
>In a few days, the person will be taken home
>Long hair, brown hair and glasses
>Visible tension
>Dad and I sat down and said, "we are judged."
>Talk for a few minutes
>They go out
>My dad said "it won't last long"
>the fog is back
>Announced as "Entertainment"
>About a week later, my sister told me that bf was dating a college girl before
>She was worried about beating a college girl
>Listen to a sister and mom talking a week later
>"We are not here"
>jpg trytoholdbacklaughter
>Tell my dad
>Out of control
>The MFW's father had predicted exactly what would happen in their first relationship

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Somebody need to witnessed his... Belly of the Beefst

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True artistic work of fiction inbound :

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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What the fuck does the New York Pizza Academy have to do with it?

Did he eject and was killed? Or was he in the can when it hit dirt. Can't understand why the chute was deployed like that

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Killed. The parachute Was just a retarded malfunction

chute is said to have malfunctioned and deployed prematurely (just after launch). Guy was in the rocket, which was supposed to have descended with the chute at a reasonable, non-fatal speed.

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The illuminati wanted to make sure that he'd never be able to return and tell us what he saw.

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They're flat earthers, not rocket scientists.

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If you've never seen that gif before you must still have actual placenta on you

Last thing the nigga saw was a round planet.

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Pasta this stale should come with free unlimited salad and breadsticks.

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pedobear loves delicious caek

>listen fags the earth is flat and also soft and I'm gonna prove it

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please stop posting this I know it gets a lot of replies

The Pacific geoduck is a species of very large, edible saltwater clam in the family Hiatellidae.

what with the asian hate lately?

>pic related

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Middle right

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ive seen the guy in the middle picture with red cape 3 times. He uses fatscooter and is twice the size of that picture today.

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This is a thing in Russia

what happens if they stroke its balls

That's fucked up. Fucking Russians, lol

What's going on in that picture?


>flies in spaceship.
>hits the ground like a pancake.

>looks like the abdomen of a G.I. joe action figure.

looks like someone needs a noice mindrub

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Detroit 2019 - Colorized

This thread is DOA

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Bunch of fat around a skeleton

i know i know
kinda funny

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Fucking lost dumb niggers lmaoo

Body massage machine.

meant what he's doing naked in a cape in this one

Pretty sure I've already seen this scene in Naked lunch.

New York Power Authority?

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For some reason his calculations were off

It was Mad Mike, his shoot was ripped off by the pad/truck/tipper truck/fair ground ride bed/idk wtf that truck is! the dumb mother fucker spent $18,000 on the whole thing, so probably most of that went on the truck???



Shaggy looks like a total Chad compared to that kid

The guy is one of the founding members of ThePirateBay I believe

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Ive taken shits that felt like that

I love Alice in chains


I'm doing one right now that feels like that

how many times do you think he pressed the parachute button and wondering why it wasnt working?

ha anyone here heard about this thing called rage comics?
just found it some days ago, soo fønny imo

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whoever created this image should be gassed

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beat me to it

who is moot?


this stinks

a newfag

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> 1
> 17
> Beta losers are not woodpeckers
> Morbid fear of high school graduation after girls graduate.
> Sister, I am 16 years old
> One day my sister and she is obsessed with the child she wants
> Is that for me? ".
> My father and I did not know how to discuss the war plan, he started firing bastard cases.
> A few days later, like home
> Long hair, brown eyes, children, glasses
> Visible plans
> The father sat down and said: "We are walking in court."
> Discuss for a few minutes
> They come
> Father said: "It will not be the last length."
> If you want to backup
> Message to "Mainstream"
About a week later, my college sister's boyfriend was in front of her
> He was worried that he would accept college students.
> Usually one week later, my sister and mother
> "No more."
> Trytoholdbacklaughter.jpg
> To say this father,
> Uncontrolled laughter
> MFW's father will accurately predict the relationship of her eldest daughter

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>Jew hats worn on top of even Jewier hats

Lole this cade dieded :O

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That's sad not funny you faggot

That's pretty much why I don't celebrate birthdays
t. 31 yo neet

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Correct. He fled to Asia to avoid prison, and died from a heroin overdose, because he was a junkie.

Torrents are bretty gud tho

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That was 4 years ago, the funny part is that he's more than likely dead now and 5 people don't have to dodge his shitty burger parties

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One time I uploaded that photoshop picture of a guy jacking off that looks like moot-
in a thread knowing moot was in it.

he told me to stop.

and i replied to the post with the same picture, but flipped horizontally the other way.

I got the old screencap somewhere. I'll find it.

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Pretty confident he is still alive.
At this rate I think he will outlive your mentally retarded ass.



Rip moot

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it does have an almost art like quality

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No he's dead, he died of loneliness after that one remaining grandkid got sick of his shitty burgers too




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fuck im dying laughing at this post.

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I was wondering...., what if the guy accidentally touches the border of that shitter with that prolapse....? Would he die of sepsis in 48 hs?

This picture is dripping depression. Fuckinell

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Bubbles, longtime no see..?!

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We can only hope


errrrrr wut ?

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cringy office humor

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>dat fucked up no make up face
>my reaction in the side mirror reflection

bro stop lmaoo

well we cant all be international jet setting business men like you

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It's cause 98% of straight men aren't gay

Huutista aina tälle läskiperseelle :D

"crash landing" nah man that boy just crashed. lol

last one

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it could be worse user

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This is how the round-Earthers get you!

nice dubs. will someone explain her meme to me, dunno even who she is

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Deployed is the wrong word. You're thinking "sheared off".

> 1
> 17
Not a lost tree
> The sick girl is worried that the girl will finish after finishing high school.
My brother is 16 years old
One day, I fell in love with my sister and the boy I wanted
> Is that for me? "
Since my father did not know the war plan, they at least began to delay the case.
> After a few days, like home
> Long hair, brown eyes, baby, glasses
The plan has been found
Then he sat down and said, "We're going to trial."
Talk for a few minutes
he is here
> Then he said, "It won't be long."
If you want to do a backup
The "current" message
One week ago, my college friend was at home
> She worries about accepting university students.
> Usually a week ago my sister and mother
"Not now."
> Trotoldblacklighter.png
Tell my dad,
> Running is uncontrollable
> MW's father is precise in relation to his eldest daughter

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its nicki minja

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How the fuck was he going to break escape velocity in that thing...

Get off my board retard


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So why do you keep posting this shit?
Advanced autism?
Or is this just the HAH OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN FUCK EM! thing?
I mean it's not annoying.
People just think you're and idiot.

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Are you sure? It doesn't look like her

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i think it is pretty funny

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So 2% of straight men is gay?

Pawpaw grilled up 72 fucking burgers? Absolute legend

2% are the trannies trying to get the 98% to fuck them

This is the best one

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


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makes no sense user,

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OP and the bois

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Actually classic photo. Trips, lucky 7's proves case.

Kek thanks user seeing it that way makes if fucking helarious

fucking kek

dafuck am I even looking at?

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TL;dr: butthurt

nerve gas, always

Your dad, on one of his "business trips"

Your mom knows, and is understanding. They stayed together for the kids, but she learnt to make the most of living in a loveless marriage

Stuning and brave

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Darwinism at its finest

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This one made me kek

a newfag

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To get reactions from retards like you.

degenerates inject saline into their scrotums
its disgusting and dangerous


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Maybe Hitler was right...

I thought this was ylyl, not you cringe you lose, wtf user

just fucking why..............
no one absolutely NO ONE wants to see this

i am a faggot my self but at some point you really ask why they couldn't keep Auschwitz open for a couple more decades to burn these disgusting DEGENERATES

I can't read wetback. Can someone tell me what the article says?

Rules 1 and 2 newfag.

Adam Małysz?


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>Is thag the flat earth guy?
Now he's just the flat guy

Yeah,, sure HES the retard, Not the double niggers spending their lives posting this shit.

says he died it was tragic i felt awful and this was even funnier

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>emo - a style of punk where fans often dress as goths.
Ouch. I hate how correct they are but damn. Twist that knife and pour in salt. I can take it.

In my day we had pastel goth but it was mostly Scottish lesbians

Joe Rogan. But keep it a secret, not many people know about that.

unironically adding this to my collection, thanks user

Imprinting spinos, I kinda suspected

Listen to the lyrics most goth thing ever said


hmmm now you mention it .................

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i watched the first 1/4 of a second

youse trollin

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I'm also trying to find this, I remember it man

not him but i know the one you mean but can only find this

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this one ?

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did he die

not them but thats the one i was thinking of

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WTF u think..

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Excuse me but wtf


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You dum

i lose to them quite often so jokes on u

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The meteor that hard resets the earth sure is taking its time

not sure, ive survived two septic infections in a row but everyone is different.

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yeah fucking Jews

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>needing a masterball to catch suicune


I need a laugh. Who's got the little brown kid stirring the batter?

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I see it in another thread but I'm not saving cp to my harddrive for you user

Civ games when you play easy mode

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Is that the dolphin that raped Putin?

Fucking idiot

Gg moot

Rekt newfag TOGTFO

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Jesus fucking Christ

asshole.. people actually died there
nice trips though (y)

trips.... all you see is trips

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those are quints you mong

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Keep the chain!!!!

you blew it

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Have you aids user? Or how the fuck do you get sepsis without being an oldman filled with tubes??

I love guns and roses


He was a top secret redditor that posted some of the most famous memes in internet history

Nailed it.

Fucking newfags don't know burger gramps went viral and his grand kids took advantage so they all showed up for another pic so the internet wouldn't be mad at them but jokes on them gramps is still alone

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That's the worst looking pecker I've ever seen. That has to be a dildo

like 8

>this is what homos actually believe


Oh shit lmao anybody notice the guys reflection in the mirror?

yes kid thats kinda the joke

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>steam powered rocket
i legit thought that was a joke when i first read it when it happened

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I love Pedro! Poor guy, I hope Chloe's people didn't get him deported or fired.

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Some WHERE on this pc is one of these with him in it but i just cant find it

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Keep looking... meanwhile in bizzaro world...

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anybody else??

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