>Wak into your bedroom
>You find Billie Eilish standing there
Wat do?
Wak into your bedroom
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Suck her dick, clearly.
tell her to leave
Tell her to get lost.
Put her on a low carb, high protein diet and have her go to a 45 minute spin class 5 days a week until she is human sized again.
Kill the nigger lover
Be the bad guy
Grab my 12 gauge
She aint that much to look at. Dont rate her music either
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She's a womab you tranny chaser
Pick her brain about how to write better music
she looks like the "You can't make me have fun" girl
steve buscemi + jim breuer = billie eilish
Kill her and bury the body noone will ever bely I had a woman in my bedroom.
Feed her a bowl of eggs
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Kick "her" in the balls.
Fuck her face
Fuck her ass
Make her suck shit dick
Blow in face
Repeat fuck in ass 10x harder like an animal
the fuck is a "womab?" Is that another word for faggot?
> Apologize for the condition of the bedroom (laundry day).
> Tell her to come back when I've cleaned up.
>Sees Billy
>"Oh hey, this is a little weird, why are you in my room? Oooh ok, cool, tv stuff.. sure I'd love to grab lunch. You're buying tho, my hours got trashed this week and my paycheck came to me limp dicked
Run home crying.. the hell is that?
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
Wtf is she doing? If that's her she really can't sing or suck a dick.
Say hello and fire up a blunt
that aint no wombat nigger it's a male
Her only good assets is her tits. So I would ask her to show it, if not gtfo.
fuck that coal burner skank whore
Who?
Imagine getting so mad over a comment on Cred Forums you misspell woman.
We both know your hands were shaking.
She looks like a 32 year old soccer mom already. She's not gonna age well.
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More like "Wak" off into a sock amirite
The answer is always rape
Full video please
I still have no idea who she is, i cbf looking it up.
Billy Eyefish
That's her, isn't it?
Grab by shotgun from behind the door and shoot her with all 6 rounds just for trespassing and I felt my life was in danger
ask if she has some weed for me, if not ill just ask her to leave
Kneel down and worship her, obeying her every command.
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Its not Billie
go back to sleep Billy you fucking faggot
Probably kill myself so i don't end up like weinstein years later after something non interesting happened that i fucking breathed on her or something and then stream my death for the proof you need that i didn't fuck her with 9 inches of hard dick.
inject draino into her vocal cords
i like her eye color keep them in a box
Say hi, grab a couple of beers from the fridge and have a casual conversation
So you'd walk into her again? This site is for 18+ year olds you retard.
Fake. It's not a black cock.
top lel kek cringe
>doesnt understand basic chemistry
reddit is that way guy!
Tell the guy to leave
She can't even get a superior white dick hard.