Wak into your bedroom

>Wak into your bedroom
>You find Billie Eilish standing there
Wat do?

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Suck her dick, clearly.

tell her to leave

Tell her to get lost.

Put her on a low carb, high protein diet and have her go to a 45 minute spin class 5 days a week until she is human sized again.

Kill the nigger lover

Be the bad guy

Grab my 12 gauge

She aint that much to look at. Dont rate her music either

who

this

She's a womab you tranny chaser

Pick her brain about how to write better music

she looks like the "You can't make me have fun" girl

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steve buscemi + jim breuer = billie eilish

Kill her and bury the body noone will ever bely I had a woman in my bedroom.

Feed her a bowl of eggs

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Kick "her" in the balls.

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Fuck her face
Fuck her ass
Make her suck shit dick
Blow in face
Repeat fuck in ass 10x harder like an animal

the fuck is a "womab?" Is that another word for faggot?

> Apologize for the condition of the bedroom (laundry day).
> Tell her to come back when I've cleaned up.

>Sees Billy

>"Oh hey, this is a little weird, why are you in my room? Oooh ok, cool, tv stuff.. sure I'd love to grab lunch. You're buying tho, my hours got trashed this week and my paycheck came to me limp dicked

Run home crying.. the hell is that?

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

Wtf is she doing? If that's her she really can't sing or suck a dick.

Say hello and fire up a blunt

that aint no wombat nigger it's a male

Her only good assets is her tits. So I would ask her to show it, if not gtfo.

fuck that coal burner skank whore

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Who?

Imagine getting so mad over a comment on Cred Forums you misspell woman.

We both know your hands were shaking.

She looks like a 32 year old soccer mom already. She's not gonna age well.

This

More like "Wak" off into a sock amirite

The answer is always rape

Full video please

I still have no idea who she is, i cbf looking it up.

Billy Eyefish

That's her, isn't it?

Grab by shotgun from behind the door and shoot her with all 6 rounds just for trespassing and I felt my life was in danger

ask if she has some weed for me, if not ill just ask her to leave

Kneel down and worship her, obeying her every command.

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Its not Billie

go back to sleep Billy you fucking faggot

Probably kill myself so i don't end up like weinstein years later after something non interesting happened that i fucking breathed on her or something and then stream my death for the proof you need that i didn't fuck her with 9 inches of hard dick.

inject draino into her vocal cords
i like her eye color keep them in a box

Say hi, grab a couple of beers from the fridge and have a casual conversation

So you'd walk into her again? This site is for 18+ year olds you retard.

Fake. It's not a black cock.

top lel kek cringe

>doesnt understand basic chemistry

reddit is that way guy!

Tell the guy to leave

She can't even get a superior white dick hard.