Why is American cuisine so awful?

Yep. Ww have some of the very best and we have fast food. Foreigners think we live on fast food garbage. Check out New Orleans or sea food on the gulf or salmon in Alaska. They dont know shit about bbq either

Don't you have streets to be shitting in?

We don't need this gay french "cusine" of yours, we have Mcdonald's.

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Is that mayonaise for the fries? That is totally unamerican

New Orleans fag reporting: Fuck off.

It's so terrible you posted a favorite of your own.

Hahahaha

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Not American. I agree exquisite cuisine is not their thing but I would argue they have the BEST comfort food.

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Saturated fats aren't all that bad for you. It's the unnatural vegetable/canola oil and shit that's really bad. And some poorfag food, especially Cajun, is damn good.

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Because their dad is English... and when you had English prisoners in Italy back in WWII not wanting to go back home because Italian prison food is better... you should know you have a problem

And the food hasn’t gotten much better in england

I remember going to the UK 25 or so years ago, and the fucking retards put butter on their sandwiches and burgers. Murrican food may not be the best, but I think we can all agree it's better than Britbongistani slop.

I baited, you eated.

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>poor
Yeah, we even have a sandwich in New Orleans called a po-boy. This is the fried shrimp po-boy.

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Oh great, furfags have infiltrated renfaires too?

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cajun food fucking rules. i miss living in louisiana where big ass crawfish boils with huge pans of red beans and rice and gumbo and green beans were almost a monthly thing with friends. california food blows if you don't like mexican food or an overpriced yogurt bowl with hand massaged blueberries

Only someone who hasn't lived in America would say the totality of the nation's food is "so awful". Period. I've been around the world. Any given city in America has more culinary diversity than 99% of cities in other countries.

In fact food is one of the few benefits of America's global culturalism.

America has been packing in poor people from around the world for over 200 years in numbers greater than any other country on Earth. Poor people with very few skills. Except they know their local food. So America adopted all the food of the world. And then their better educated wealthier children and grandchildren make the food even better. And then they begin to make fusions.

And you're a sad bitch.
Take the hamburger of German immigrants. Invent a bun for it with whatever toppings you want to go inside. Eventually you get things like teriyaki chicken sandwiches, Korean BBQ burgers.

The only english food that I have liked is a pot roast and fish and chips. The rest of it looks gross. Who wants beans for breakfast?

Red Stick fag here. I've never been big on fried seafood poboys. I fucking love etouffee on fried catfish though.

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Never had that, but I do an awesome etoufee. Catfish got so expensive though. I was mainly posting the po-boy because the user mentioned how poor fag food was good.

This guy gets it. We also take food and "americanize" it. Ive been to mexico a few times and the food is shit. American mexican food is pretty good

>awful
I got one word for you Hot Fudge.
P.S. and ribs and buffalo hot wings.

Steak Hamburg on a Kaiser with a small salad on top and a piece of English Cheddar.

God Bless America!

Fatville, North Carolina

Oops.

Wrong again dickheads! ;)

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Greasy food is the only luxury most of us will ever be able to enjoy in this wasteland.

I admit I have a weakness for Golden Corral.

That is just a count of pompus restaurants. No one cares about that shit

Yuck dude. You are the stereotype. Go for quality not quantity

Actually it shows the standard of food demanded by the population of those countries.

Bad luck.

who hurt you?

>aweful
You mean delicious?

Right, cuz average peeps go to 5 star restaurants. Fact is Britfags don't know what seasoning is. I will, however, admit that per capita Frenchie and Nip food is better than Murrican. But not Britbong or Kraut.

Thats a pretty big assumption placed on a country that produces the largest about of scholarly works in the world. We must all be pretty fucking stupid to be so invested in intelligent analysis of the world around us.

The government and the jews. This country is doomed. At least 100,000,000 dead within 10 years.

Pompous? French, yes. Just slather it in butter and tarragon and call it rustic. For the price the waiter better be sucking on your meat under the table.
Japanese? I'll give that one to them. Watching some documentaries on master chefs in Japan is really humbling. The respect they have for their ingredients and patrons and the care they put into presentation is incredible.

You ever eat at one of those places? I have. Overratted and over priced. Pompus fuckhead food. Your chart shows how many dickheads are in a given country based on how many of those restaurants can survive

Yes, let me listen to a company that doesn't know the difference between French cheese and Cheddar.

and it's fucking glorious

But damn, that steak station. And where else am I going to find fried chicken livers unless I fry them myself?

>UK and Ireland in the same boat
Right again

InfoWars fag detected.

>local food critics patting themselves on the back

taste is a matter if opinion. what you like, i might not like and vice versa. this thread is gay as fuck lol

mayonaise with fries isnt american,you retard

USA population: 330,330,175
USA Michelin stars: 162

UK population: 67,762,544
UK Michelin stars: 190

Looks like you don't understand 'per capita'

I used to watch but it's 90% worthless pill ads now.

Wait you don't put butter on your burgers? I melt a little square of garlic & herb butter on the patty as it's grilling. Dude 11/10 at least try it.
Bonus points for baisting in an iron skillet. Extra credit for making your own garlic & herb butter.

Truth.
Europe places a high standard on goose liver and fish eggs, both of which taste like shit if not placed in the right combination or with additions, burgers and pizza are just fucking good by themselves

Where I live every Itallian restaurant has fried chicken livers

++ for using caste iron that gets greased instead of soaped

No, I understand it. I just don't think Michelin shit is a good criteria. I'm more concerned with taste than presentation/atmosphere/other pompous faggy shit.

british food is disgusting

Post "good" cuisine, then, faggot.

Oops.

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also,your comparing a socialist shithole country(uk) to a superior 1st world country(usa)

I mean I've buttered a bun then broiled or grilled it. But I meant they just buttered the bread without then heating it.

Are you crazy? American bbq and New Orleans spicy are both great!
Rather have an American influx of cuisine than from the Arab world. We got enough Kebab and Falafel here in Europe

Agreed. I dont want flowers and frothed bullshit. I especially dont want to be around people who think that shit is cool

Oh you're judgement is better than that of the internationally revered Michelin star guide?

I see.

he'll probably post some disgusting looking european food

if someone brings soap anywhere near my cast iron set they're no longer welcome in my home. that set has been passed down from my grandparents and i'm not about to let some knuckle dragger hit them with a squirt of some faggy palmolive dish soap.

American bbq is top shelf. Anyone who denies that has never had good bbq

The stars are all awarded by the same people you moron. We have more than you. End od discussion.

Yes, "my are" judgement is better than a bunch of faggots who think delicious food isn't worthy if it doesn't "look" good in a dining room with a formal atmosphere.

when people think of american food,they think of hamburgers,not bbq

i dont really care how many you have,british food looks disgusting and it tastes disgusting.now go clean the muslim cum out of your mother

I mean bbq is generally too sugary for my tastes, but when I want it it's good as fuck. Always love brisket too since it's fucking delicious and not as sugary as regular bbq.

>Michelin stars
Sorry kuk, USA has 173 Michelin stars and uk has 155. Go brush your teeth with some fluoride toothpaste. Michelin is a french thing why do you think france has the most.

Fat is tied with meat as the healthiest foods for you.

China publishes more than America now check your data

Top kek

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Bbq is regional. Some places are sweeter than others. Some places the sauce has a lot of vinegar.

American food is better than most British food

>assuming fast food is cuisine

I'd hate to see the slop you slurp up in your 3rd world shithole

Strange how everyone in the world recognises the Michelin star as an indecator of quality and no one comes to you for advice on food...

Why is that again?

...Oh yes, it's because no one cares what you think and your opinion is worthless.

How about chicken tendies? I mean I dunno who first did it, but Murrica seems to do it more than anyone else.

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says the american

the entire world thinks your a 3rd world country with an idiot for a president

sounds like you're only getting bbq where someone uses fucking Kraft sauce, satan.

Frog detected

>chicken tendies

thats because your a manchild who still enjoys eating them

All of those Michelin star restaurants serve almost no traditionally English food, its all rip offs of the Italians and French and I'm a fucking brit bong chef I know this shit

American food is better than ALL British food

>ftfy

lol at the crying American.

It's okay little guy. You were proven wrong, that's all - it's not the end of the world.

The entire world can get fucked. Literally no one in our country gives two fucks what kikes, europoors, niggers and mudslimes think of us.

Is that why you smelly shit skins try so fucking hard to get here? Keep shitting in the street faggot.

The Michelin star is an indicator of cost and presentation.

That's still only 18 different in spite of having many many times the population.

That's a fail my friend.

Have you ever been to one of these places? Does your mom get a star for cutting the crust off your sandwich?

Have fun with you butternut squash soup or whatever faggy "high class" shit you eat. I'll enjoy my tendies tossed in home made buffalo sauce.

crying american? nope,our food is superior and you dont have to worry about muslims cutting your head off of throwing acid in your face when you come to our country,unlike you britfags

Behold. This fag is what bad food does to American brains.

Most of America knows we have an idiot for president.

What the fuck is Brit bong supposed to mean?

I'm a European (German) that doesnt like my own culture's food. I lived for 10 years in Asia and love Chinese Korean and Indian food.

But I also lived in the USA for 10 years and let me say: the Americans know chicken tenders like an art form.

And none other is better at it than Zaxby's.

I would mud wrestle my own Grandmother to have a plate right now.

Because we are from Europe and guess where we learned this shit?

OI ITS 7 BONG!

You are a lucky man.

>butternut squash soup

Hey, that's some good shit

yeah,but other countrys are smarter.instead of throwing tantrums all day,they would actually do something worth a shit

That's why your all in this thread crying and hurling insults.

...because you don't care.

Lol.

It's the gold standard of shitty food.

if you think it's too sugary you're probably stuck with midwest/chicago bbq. carolina bbq is much heavier on the vinegar for a runnier sauce and it's far from the sticky sugary sauces. look up a recipe for pulled pork sandwiches with carolina sauce and serve it with coleslaw and spicy baked beans. ultimate comfort food.

>Zaxby's
I want to try to them, but the closest one is like 15 miles away. Guess because Cane's was founded here...

Texas bbq is not sweet. Their bbq sauce is basically vinegar. At least in Austin area, and Elgin.

Do it.
Please live for me.
15 miles is nothing. I have to cross a fucking ocean.

Insano sauce chicken tenders. Believe me, if you like spicy food, go for the insano level of hot

That burger is too thick. No wonder eurofags don't like it. Eurofags spread meat on bread like peanut butter. And why is there mayonaise? Thats just wrong. I won't tolerate this kind of stupidity, go pretend to be a food expert elsewhere.

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German fag here:
Can confirm having had real texas bbq.

Also, carolina style bbq is amazing because it uses mustard as the base.

Imagine thinking your country is immune to low IQ morons who just reach for foods designed to stimulate dopamine release.
Hate to break it to you guys, but your country is truly no better.

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>Why is American cuisine so awful?
American cuisine is so awful because fuck you your opinions matter to me less than a squirt of piss.

I have been to France, Latin America, and England, and I live in America. I have never had shittier food than in England except in Scotland. All you could do in England to get good food was go to foreign restaurants.

I prefer the crust on.

Wow that looks good

That looks delicous

go eat a burger then bitch

there's to many globe trotters in america anyway,and you always bring back your foreign diseases with you like the coronavirus

No history.
No culture.
No class.

You're not breaking anything to me mate. I'm fully aware of the situation.

Who doesn't like a cheeseburger? I mean, you cant eat one every day, but they are fucking delicious.

>American cuisine is so awfull

Try again sweetie.

Bologna cake :

Pork layers
Frosting with mayo + mustard

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Chinese cuisine: "You want dog?!? You want brown dog, you want white dog?!?"

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Damn, do you réalise how the us are so bad compared to their pop?

What is your specialty as an english chef?

Pouring a can of beans on a boiled chuck roast

chinese food is alot better then the slop americans eat

also,chinese people arent 600 pounds like your average american is

Ack, my wife eats fries with mayo.

Yuck. I knew a girl who put ranch dressing on everything. Totally grossed me out

>chinese food is alot better then the slop americans eat
youtube.com/watch?v=rbHxeOQA1Mc

I'll eat whatever I want, faggot, because America is the land of the free, and Coronavirus is from China, you halfwit. Also, Bernie Sanders 2020.

>eurofag
>Saw my first po-boy on man vs food
>Made me want to go there

and of course,the fat offended american posts some youtube video

guess what kid,your president loves china

Those who do not like a good cheeseburger have not had a good cheeseburger. Because they are poor and don't have enough food in their shit hole countries.

Land of the free and a Bernie fan. Got some bad news for you bud

Becuse we like throwing shit at you scumbag eurotrash assholes.

Bangers and mash.

>coronavirus is from china

and? thank the globe trotting morons for bringing it to america.and lol at bernie sanders 2020,he's gonna get raped by the dnc just like last time

might as well say joe biden 2020

land of the free and a trump fan.got some bad news for you bud

exactly. user was thinking of chinese-american food like general tso's chicken and beijing beef. not the vile shit that most of mainland china actually considers edible.

Hell, even a cheap cheese at mcd is nice sometimes.

So you think *you* can make a silk purse from a sow's ear?

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What would that be precisely, that you're eurobitch merkel is relevant?

I'm sorry, boiling some potatoes and sausage, then pouring a can of beans on it.

because u r poor

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Don't you eurocunts feel sad that after all kinds of world wars you still get a cunt like merkel telling you what to do?

no,the news would you.you support a president who has taken your freedoms away.you stupid hillbilly moron

Prove that one out eurocunt. I love to see you forieners that hate the USA fail.

yet donald trump is still the laughing stock of the world,the only thing more stupid then him is his supporters

You're a faggot seething in a closet because you're bitch shillary lost. Get over your loss.

>eurocunt

not a eurocunt.have fun with your freedom of the press and gun rights,which your stupid president has happily threw down the toilet

i forgot americans are as intelligent as a bag of rocks.go figure you elected a president who cant even speak correctly

In fact, recent Chinese research on the American population shows a strong link between diabetes/heart disease/cancer and copious consumption of propaganda.

This is why the great People's Republic instead uses forced disappearances and organ harvesting to curb population and generate revenue.

The great Xi Jinping also created Coronavirus because he has the decency to allow his people to suffocate to death in a fraction of the time it takes a typical American to suffocate because they're too fat to actually lift their chest and inhale.

He's president of the USA and doesn't need to suckup to "the world" as you say. You might want to piss the fuck off.

>get over your loss

8 years later and you fags still bring up barack obama.how about you get over that first

also,the majority of republicans hate donald trump also.to bad your a retarded hillbilly so you'd never know

You keep saying that shit but never prove it out. You're a faggit.

KC BBQ is the best.

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4 you dumb shit, learn some math.

even if i did prove it,you wouldnt believe it anyway.if it doesnt come from rush limbaugh or trump's twitter account.you call it fake news

Divorce her. Even if you're both dutch, they gotta learn sometime.

not 4,barack obama had 2 terms

1 term=4

2 terms=8

go figure trump supporters cant even count

And that idiot proves everyone right
every
single
day.

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It doesn't take a genius to cook a piece of shit into a different piece of shit.

Sometimes it takes proof which asshole CNN and MSNBC faggits cant and wont deal with. Reality is too tough for the Hanoi Jane crowd.

Yeah but you said Trump, and he's not over the first term so not even 4 years yet.

Never tell that to anybody ever again.

my point was about obama you stupid fuck

i knew trump supporters were stupid but i figured you could at least comprehend basic english

Is she cute? If so I'll give her some mayo if you know what I mean.

You failed basic math, do you feel good making minimum wage?

its funny how 4 years later,you retards still dont get that more people believe the news media over some tantrum throwing child on twitter

yum

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>minimum wage

still better then your average trump supporter who shits on his front porch in is trailer park

also,im sure trump would fail basic math to.i doubt that idiot even finished grade school

Good retort you have yet still don't realize that we don't give a shit about you.

Good spelling there. You sure come across as a right and proper d00d.

I consider myself a good person, and I wish you to be less retarded.

there is so much good food out there

gud spellins' fer faggits

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>d00d

whatever kid,how about this.when you actually become an adult.then your political opinion matters,assuming you even make it to that age considering all these faggot schoolkids dieing in school shootings who think they are political experts now

Well to be fair. He is fat, so at least it's truth for once.

foreigners are the ones who complain about america the most.but ok,whatever you say buddy

shutr up fatty go eat a burger

if americans are so smart,then how come your voters are so fucking stupid

perhaps you should just admit that your a country full of idiots.i mean,your president cant even pronounce basic english right

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You might want to proofread your grammar and punctuation before you try to insult someone's command of the English language.

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If I had a nickle for every time some clairvoyant motherfucker was wrong about Sanders. But, I agree, they'll try. Right about now, they're probably making Trump an offer for his oppo research.

You shure told him, Billy Bob!

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That looks beautiful to me. Makes me want to take a road trip

That is completely accurate as to what you would see driving through small towns along side major interstates. People just want to fill up there gas tanks, grab something quick to eat, and get back on the road to wherever they are traveling to.

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I would aim for a dish you like eating rather than to pick something you don't

For a few more months he's president. We're coming for you, MAGAt.

There is a portion of american culture that likes extreme excess garbage food. Go to any fair and you will see it. Pretty gross

you've said this for 4 years now.if you wanted to impeach the president,just fucking do it already.you cant even run the fucking country even after you took control of house majority

Europoor here, but deep fried butter.. They don't really heat it all the way through, right? Just enough to soften up the outside to make some kinda batter stick?

Europe only has mcdonalds so fat americans will eat while travelling.

There is a reason ALL employees at European McD's speak english. It is required.

Fat 'murican failed at logic. ;-)

what you gonna do, fat boy?

We already impeached the president. Are you retarded?

He's already been impeached you dumbshit.

>english food

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>>calling burgers cuisine
Burgers are Peak Yank cuisine.. Pretty sure that's OPs whole point.
>>implying European countries don't have McDonald's
McDonalds is like the peak American restaurant outside of the US. Perhaps in the US as well, actually..
>>baiting this hard
What is American cuisine, if not burgers?

ok,so where is mike pence as president then.since you shit for brains dont realize that impeaching the president doesnt mean a democrat will replace him

then why is he still prez?

I think they freeze the butter first. Im american, but I would never eat that shit. They also deep fry oreos and all kinds of garbage

He was acquitted, in fact, because the dumbfuck democrats still have no proof.

Here's a little civics lesson for you since you failed out of third grade. The House impeaches, then sends the articles of impeachment to the Senate, which tries the president. The House impeached the president, and the GOP controlled Senate gave him a trial without even allowing witnesses. They decided to remove him from office. Now go read a fucking book before you vote, okay nigger?

Impeachment is not removal. Educate yourself if you want to not appear retarded

Because the GOP controlled Senate did not remove him from office.

There was plenty of proof. Just read the transcript, which you haven't. If you can't tell it was a shakedown, you're a fucking retard.

He didnt get removed from office

No proof.. It took some republicans all of two seconds to start talking about how they voted to aquit because they believed Trump would learn from this. He wasn't aquitted because of proof, he was aquitted because between all the republican senators, only one spine was found.

>civics lesson

oh joy,a civics lesson from a shit for brains american.here's a tip,move to a country with a decent education system if you want to teach people stuff.your entire country is as dumb as the president

Yeah, sorry, typo.

He was acquitted by an entire Senate composed of Republicans who wouldn't allow witnesses.

So basically, it's like a bunch of criminals, on a jury, finding their fellow criminal on trial 'not guilty'.

There's actually a mountain of evidence against Trump, and by his own words, he's not fit to be president.

No kindly remember, the next time you see your mother, know shes slurped the baby batter out a a giant, raging, warm black dingus.

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We invented the Internet, so get the fuck off it then.

this

This is going to position Romney well for 2024 goddamn it. Fuck Tulsi Gabbard, that bitch.

Fucking slimes.

Stolen Valor reeeeeeee

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americans are on average pretty uneducated

>over 140 000$

This is absolutely nothing compared to other lobbies, especially for something as big as the food industry.

Them zapps chips are on point

At my old work they did Etouffee and chicken fried chicken on Thursdays....sweet heavenly father

Nearly all those types were Hillary voters, and Obama voters before that. Not all Americans are imbeciles though.

Get on my level hoe

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God, I want to go to a real crawdad boil but I am on the west coast. At least we get tri tip.

you are absolutely hilarious. literally the definition of humor.

I'm hosting a boil next week. Fucking love it

I just had a nice bowl of my homemade chili yesterday. There's like 14 spices and vegetables in there that didn't grow anywhere else except Americas. You're a fucking retard.

Beans or No Beans.
There’s only 1 correct answer. Choose wisely.

I have a boil on my back. Not too enthusiastic.

This

No one puts fuckin beans in chilli....wtf kind of question is that

What else do y'all put in with the crawfish? We use all sorts of stuff like mushrooms, eggs, cabbage.... Pretty much name it I've dumped it in the pot and tried it.